This heavenly master is not serious

Xu Yang: "......"

Women are indeed duplicitous creatures!

Female ghosts are no exception!

He pulled down his pants again, and this time Liu Shishi didn't provide Xu Yang with any more "merit points". Instead, a pillow flew over.

"It seems that scaring ghosts requires some skills... For example, to scare Shishi, you have to pay attention to the surprise. It's not enough to make her take precautions..."

Xu Yang walked to the bedroom while holding up his pants.

"Ding!"

"The female ghost was frightened, and her merit value is +30."

"..."

When he looked up, he found Yang Yin staring at him with a look of disbelief.

Xu Yang was overjoyed and took off his pants as usual.

"Ahhhhh!!!"

Yang Yin's face turned red, and she quickly covered her eyes with her hands, her two eyeballs rolling between her fingers, and shouted: "Master Xu, you... why are you like this!"

It’s worthless again!

Xu Yang slowly and gracefully pulled up his pants and said, "I'm going to bed first... you guys should also go to bed early."

Wait until Xu Yang entered the bedroom.

brush!

Yang Yin floated directly to Liu Shishi, blushed and said with a shy look: "Sister Shishi, Master Xu, he...he...couldn't he be stimulated by something?"

Liu Shishi said calmly: "He has always been like this, just get used to it."

As for whether her heart is as calm as her face, only she knows.

……………

at the same time.

In the wilderness, among the ancient houses.

"This dream is amazing...it's just a little expensive!"

Ma Long murmured and fell asleep with exhaustion all over his body.

Little did he know that the next moment after he fell asleep, a dark wind blew through, and the ancient house turned into a dilapidated temple in an instant.

Each and every charming woman has a face full of sharp weapons.

One of them even pounced on Ma Long, and his hands grew black nails that were half a foot long.

She reached out and grabbed it, and her hands went directly into Ma Long's abdomen, pulling out two bloody kidneys, and opened her mouth to swallow the kidneys.

"Wait!"

Just then, a woman spoke.

The black manicure couldn't help but said: "Sister... our sisters haven't opened for three months... Aren't you scared anymore? Let me tell you, then Lao Shizi's Spiritual Management Bureau is also an embroidered pillow, and a group of warriors also want to arrest them. Will the four of us sisters live here?”

The woman called "eldest sister" was wearing a red gauze dress.

She emerged from the darkness.

As the cold wind blew by, the gauze-like dress flew up, revealing her skin as white as jade.

She looked at Ma Long on the ground and said: "This person has a special constitution. There is no yang energy in his body. Instead, he has the purest and most pure yin energy. I believe all sisters have discovered...absorbing his breath can make us become more beautiful." Strong, rather than killing him, it’s better to keep him.”

"In the future, we sisters will meet him in dreams, absorb the yin energy from his body, and strengthen our bodies. Sooner or later, we sisters will be able to step into the real red-clothed level... When that day comes, we sisters can also imitate the Ghost King and become independent. On the top of the mountain, open up a ghost realm!”

The four female ghosts discussed it, and the eldest sister said: "Okay, second brother, put his waist back."

The black nails reluctantly put the two bloody kidneys into Ma Long's body again.

Malone chirped and turned over without noticing.

He slept until noon. When he woke up, he only felt a soreness in his back and couldn't cheer up. He went to the bathroom and looked in the mirror and found two obvious dark circles under his eyes. He couldn't help but muttered: "What's going on?"

"Could it be that having erotic dreams affects sleep?"

Wash yourself up.

After going downstairs, Xu Yang's call came in.

"Hey...Old Xu."

"Nothing to do, I'm just getting ready to have breakfast."

Inside the funeral home.

Xu Yang didn't know whether to laugh or cry, and cursed: "It's already past 12 o'clock, you have a hammer breakfast... Okay, okay, stop talking nonsense, you come to the store first."

hang up the phone.

Xu Yang looked at the bank text messages on his mobile phone and couldn't help but say: "The Bureau of Spiritual Management is indeed a national armed force agency, and it does things with integrity... This 1.5 million bonus was received so quickly."

He called Yang Yin and Liu Shishi and said, "Get ready. We will go shopping later and buy you a mobile phone and computer. It will be easier to contact you in the future."

Liu Shishi said "Oh".

Yang Yin looked very excited.

At this moment, Marlboro came to the store with a girl, poking around.

"Master Xu, where are you?"

As soon as he entered the door, he saw Xu Yang and greeted him warmly.

The girl behind him was also surprised when she saw Xu Yang: "Master Xu, it's really you!"

This girl is none other than Sister Taozi, the anchor of "Outdoor Weird Adventure".

Sister Taozi was very excited and said: "When I heard Mr. Wan say it yesterday, I thought that the master might be you. Unexpectedly, I guessed it... Master Xu, thank you for what happened last time. This is me Mr. Wan’s little kindness is not a sign of respect, so I hope you won’t dislike it.”

She was carrying large and small bags.

There are expensive teas, Maotai liquor, and several boxes of expensive health products.

Xu Yang winked, and Yang Yin immediately stepped forward and collected the things.

He naturally knew what Marlboro was for, so he immediately turned over his hands and took out an "Evil Talisman" and a "Peace Talisman" from the storage space, and said: "These two Taoist Talismans were just made by me this morning. .”

"This is an evil talisman. Wearing it on your body can drive away ghosts and evil spirits. Normal evil spirits will not dare to approach you."

"This is a peace charm...if you wear it on your body, it can help you avert a bad disaster."

Marlboro was overjoyed and took the Taoist Talisman and asked how to "wear it".

Xu Yang said: "Find a piece of red cloth, wrap the Taoist talisman, sew it into a triangle shape, and sew it on your clothes... Remember, take it off when you take a bath. This kind of Taoist talisman will lose its effectiveness when exposed to water."

Marlboro carefully put away the two Taoist charms and took out 30,000 yuan from his wallet.

After all, he had just received a gift from someone, and Xu Yang had no intention of accepting any money.

But Marlboro said: "Master Xu, this is the incense money I paid for the Taoist Talisman... As the saying goes, sincerity leads to spiritual success, you must accept this incense money, otherwise I will feel uneasy holding the Taoist Talisman."

When Sister Taozi saw this, she also asked for a talisman.

Xu Yang glanced at her and saw that there was black energy wrapped around her body. This was obviously a sign that she was about to encounter a disaster, and it was obviously a sequelae of her previous weird adventure live broadcast.

He immediately gave her a "ghost-repelling charm" and a "peace charm" and asked her to wear the charm in the Marlboro way, but she had to take it off when she had "menstruation".

Sister Taozi put away the Taoist talismans and took out 30,000 yuan.

Xu Yang put away the money expressionlessly.

Feeling in my heart...

This money is so profitable, right?

Marlboro, on the other hand, brought up the matter of "live streaming of goods". He said: "Master Xu, I have an immature idea... Can your talisman be mass-produced?"

PS: Thank you to Mr. Moyu Quansheng for the 1,500-point reward, and thank you to Mr. 03141043wlw for the 100-point reward!