This heavenly master is not serious
Chapter 75 Lao Xu, save me! (Please subscribe)
Selling charms live?
Xu Yang thought for a while and said: "This is indeed a way to make money, but Taoist symbols are not calligraphy and painting, and there is no way to mass-produce them... Besides, the country is now very strict about blocking information about all kinds of strange events. I'm afraid you can live broadcast Once opened, the number is gone.”
Marlboro looked disappointed.
Seeing this, Xu Yang smiled and said: "But it is not that there will be no chance of cooperation in the future... Nowadays, all kinds of demons, ghosts, ghosts and spies are emerging in the world. Maybe one day, the country will announce the truth."
Through Wang Lin and Bai Wei, Xu Yang learned a lot.
For example, "revival of spiritual energy".
According to Bai Wei, spiritual practice was at its peak in ancient times. At that time, there were all kinds of demons and monsters in the world, which were described in many ancient "fantasy novels" such as Liaozhai.
There have even been arguments raised as to whether the "mythical characters" actually existed.
They believe that myths are not necessarily false.
At least it has been confirmed so far that the underworld really exists!
The methods used by the gods in myths and legends to control wind and rain can also be achieved when one has practiced martial arts and Taoism to a certain extent.
The history of the "Cultivation Era" can be traced back more than 500 years ago, around the early Ming Dynasty.
Since then, the practice has gradually declined and even ceased.
However, starting from forty years ago, spiritual energy suddenly revived!
Some magic weapons that had eaten dust for hundreds of years have regained their magical power.
Those dusty secret books can also be practiced.
After forty years of development, there are now an endless stream of masters in the world. Perhaps one day, a prosperous age of spiritual practice will be opened up again!
certainly.
Along with the revival of spiritual energy, some problems also appeared in the human world.
In one night, evil spirits emerged from all over the place!
The Spirit Management Bureau was established, firstly, to intimidate the world, and secondly, to deal with these evil spirits!
After Marlboro left with the female anchor, Ma Long arrived.
He walked carelessly, supported his waist with one hand, and walked slowly into the store with two dark circles under his eyes.
Xu Yang was surprised: "Ma Long, what's wrong with you?"
Ma Long sat on a chair, rubbed his waist a few times, took out a bag of Thirty-Six Dihuang Pills and ate them. Then he looked proud and boasted: "It's nothing. I just indulged too much and used too much strength on my waist. It’s just some kidney failure.”
Naturally, he would not tell Xu Yang... that he had had an erotic dream all night.
Xu Yangxin thought it was true, shook his head and said: "You are still young, you should pay more attention to your health, and don't wait until you are old."
Ma Long muttered: "You still said that I... Why didn't you tell me that you were a ghost all day long?"
"Who said I'm a ghost?"
Xu Yang's eyes widened: "Don't talk nonsense..."
Before he could finish his words, the air in the store plummeted, and a biting chill instantly enveloped the two of them.
Especially Ma Long, he felt goosebumps on the back of his neck and his scalp was numb. He slowly turned his head to look at the stairs and apologized again and again.
Only then did the cold and cold breath dissipate.
Not daring to mention this again, Ma Long said: "By the way, Lao Xu, why did you call me in such a hurry?"
"Buy a car!"
Xu Yang smiled and said: "I made a little fortune yesterday, so I just paid for your car."
"What kind of car doesn't have a car?"
Ma Long said: "Why are we two brothers so out of town? We hit a broken BMW and crashed into it. My dad said that he would buy me a big G when the money for the project on his construction site is settled."
"You don't have to pay for the car. How much does it cost when you land? I'll transfer the money to you."
Xu Yang insisted: "Brothers must settle the score, not to mention that your car is a new one. My Shishi also said that the car she crashed must be compensated, otherwise it will be tainted with the cause and effect."
Now that the words have come to this point, Ma Long naturally doesn't say anything more, but just chuckles in a low voice: "Xu Yang, you still said you have no ghosts... My Shishi, tsk tsk, this name is too kind. Bar."
boom!
The next moment, Ma Long felt a pain in his mouth, as if an invisible fist had hit him.
He covered his mouth, not daring to say any more nonsense.
The two drove to Wucheng Automobile City and went straight into the BMW 4S store.
"Brother Ma, why are you here?"
A female salesperson came up to me immediately and said with a smile on her face: "Brother Ma, do you have time to come over and apply the car wrap today?"
When Ma Long bought a BMW, the 4S store gave him free car wraps, which gave him time to apply them.
"What the hell, my car is gone!"
Ma Long said: "It's the same model as last time. Do you still have a current car? Go get the contract and I'll buy another one."
Salesperson: “Huh???”
In just 20 minutes, the contract was settled and the card was swiped for payment. Ma Long stood up and said, "Same as last time, you guys have taken care of the insurance and license plate. Then you can send the car to my home."
Finished buying the car.
The two found a barbecue restaurant and sat down.
After Xu Yang finished ordering, Ma Long ordered 10 skewers of large kidneys alone.
Because he had to drive later, Xu Yang did not ask for wine, but asked for a few bottles of ice-cold Dayao.
The two of them were playing skewers and chatting.
Ma Long suddenly said: "By the way, Lao Xu... Wang Xu and the others are planning a class reunion in the group these days. Has he contacted you?"
Xu Yang looked puzzled and said in surprise: "Wang Xu? High school monitor? Did you beat anyone in traffic?"
As for the class reunion, Xu Yang didn't know about it at all.
It had been almost four years since he graduated from high school. Except for Ma Long, he had almost no contact with other classmates.
Ma Long and Xu Yang are in similar situations.
In the past two years, he had been herding sheep in the mountains and had not contacted anyone except Xu Yang.
The two of them just mentioned this topic and obviously had no intention of participating.
Xu Yang, on the other hand, was a little worried about Ma Long and asked about Ma Long's experience in the past few days, fearing that he would "get into trouble".
"That's just me."
"Sleep during the day, date girls at night, and get home on time before 12 o'clock."
Xu Yang nodded happily.
Before 12 o'clock in the morning, there are generally not many evil spirits.
Ma Long could go home before 12 o'clock, which greatly reduced the chance of "catching evil spirits." However, in order to ensure that everything was safe, Xu Yang took out another evil talisman and said, "This is a talisman I made. You can take it with you." Take it with you, don’t go out at night if you have nothing to do.”
After masturbating, Ma Long received a call and left with a lewd smile on his face.
Xu Yang drove to the mobile phone store and spent 10,000 yuan on two mobile phones. He also used his ID card to apply for two cards. Then he went to the computer city and bought two laptops.
Back in the store, they gave them to Liu Shishi and Yang Yin as gifts.
Yang Yin was extremely excited and asked Xu Yang how to operate.
Liu Shishi sat aside and listened with her ears pricked up.
A day without incident.
In the evening, one person and two ghosts went out to have a seafood buffet, visited the night market, and didn't return to the store until around 10 p.m.
Return to the store.
Xu Yang began to practice making talismans.
He currently has four kinds of Taoist talismans, namely, evil-repelling talisman, ghost-expelling talisman, peace talisman, and wealth-lucking talisman. However, he is not yet proficient in it, and the probability of becoming a talisman is low. Generally, it takes three to successfully draw one.
In addition, after breaking through to the "Seventh Level of Qi Refining Realm", you can make several new Taoist talismans.
Such as "divine walking talisman", "divine power talisman", "diamond talisman", etc.
These Taoist talismans are extremely magical and powerful. Once learned, they can bring Xu Yang's combat effectiveness to a new level!
soon.
It was early morning.
Xu Yang took out a can of Red Bull from the refrigerator to quench his thirst, and began to draw talismans again.
on the ground.
A lot of failed yellow talisman papers were scattered.
…………
at the same time.
Wucheng, in front of a nightclub.
Ma Long staggered and walked out with the support of two girls.
soon.
A taxi arrives.
Malone was drunk and got into the car in a hazy state, and soon fell asleep.
When he woke up again, he saw pitch black all around, a faint mist floating in the air, and a bluestone path extending into the weeds in front of him. At the end of the grass, there was a house with a red lantern hanging.
"Um?"
"Am I dreaming again?"
Ma Long rubbed his eyes and murmured: "Strange... why is it exactly the same as yesterday's dream?"
He was so excited that he felt that his drunkenness had dissipated a lot. He immediately walked forward along the bluestone path and soon arrived in front of the house.
The door to the house is still open.
At the door of the house, under the red lantern, a beautiful woman looked around. When she saw Ma Long, she ran over happily, grabbed Ma Long's arm, shook her and said coquettishly: "My good brother, why did you come here now?"
Ma Long had a mean smile on his face, and just as he was about to speak, he suddenly felt a heat in his thigh and a burning sensation.
He put his hand into his pocket and fumbled around, only to take out a handful of black ash.
The smile on Ma Long's face froze.
He clearly remembered that what he put in his pocket was the "evil evil talisman" Xu Yang gave him!
Taoist symbols are burning, what does this mean?
It means that you have encountered something unclean!
Ma Long felt his scalp numb, a cold air rising from the soles of his feet to the sky, and all the drunkenness in his body was frightened away... As soon as he woke up, the world in front of him immediately changed drastically.
The ancient mansion disappeared and was replaced by a dilapidated ancient temple.
All around the ancient temple are dry trees.
The big red lantern on the temple door, where is the lantern?
But a few heads suspended in mid-air!
The head's mouth was wide open, and there was a red candle in its mouth. The candle burned and gave off a dim light... Even Ma Long saw that the head's eyes were spinning!
Next to him, the beautiful woman was bleeding from all her orifices, and the black nails on her hands glowed with a chilling light, and were more than half a foot long.
"Good brother, why are you shaking?"
The girl with black nails asked Jiao Didi.
Ma Long showed a smile that was uglier than crying and said: "I'm not shaking, my legs are just a little weak...Sister, do you have a toilet here? I want to pee first!"
"ah!"
Black Nail hammered Ma Long's chest with his fist, and said coquettishly: "Brother, you are good or bad, just say it without shame...Okay, I turned around, you can pee, I promise not to peek!"
At this moment, Ma Long's brain was running at an unprecedented speed in his life!
he knows.
I have entered a "ghost nest".
Therefore, the secret must not be exposed...otherwise, you will definitely die!
"They didn't kill me yesterday, and maybe they won't kill me today... But I can't place my hopes on a few ghosts, I have to save myself!"
Malone looked back at the black nails.
He knew that he could not escape by running.
So while peeing, I took out my phone, unlocked it as quickly as possible, edited the text message, and sent it——
"Old Xu, save me!!!"
then.
Shake.
Lift up your pants and look like you are ready to die!
"What I have to do now is to fight wits and courage with these female ghosts... When necessary, I can even sacrifice my appearance. Xu Yang can kill ghosts, so why can't I, Ma Long?"
But Malone didn't notice.
The phone he put in his pocket lit up again.
"The message failed to be sent. Do you want to try sending it again?"
You'll Also Like
-
Comprehensive comic: I create a dungeon and harvest all realms
Chapter 132 2 hours ago -
Comprehensive comics: I have a golden finger every month
Chapter 114 2 hours ago -
Konoha Collector, get the Uzumaki Immortal body at the beginning
Chapter 113 2 hours ago -
Martial Arts Sword Immortal Comes to Earth
Chapter 194 2 hours ago -
The salty fish god of the life you yearn for
Chapter 195 2 hours ago -
Pokémon Super Player
Chapter 196 2 hours ago -
Hong Kong Films: Starting from the Legend of Lei Luo
Chapter 185 2 hours ago -
Shenhao: Start with the delivery boy
Chapter 193 2 hours ago -
Academic tyrant: I have become a prodigy since I was able to pursue my academic career with peace of
Chapter 185 2 hours ago -
I, create the Night Journey of Hundred Ghosts on the Great Route
Chapter 199 2 hours ago