This heavenly master is not serious

"..."

Xu Yang was stunned. The ugly ghost in red was really right. Did she really marry me?

"Is there such a good thing?"

This was Xu Yang's first reaction.

But soon, the face of the ugly female ghost in red appeared in his mind, which made him understand something... not all female ghosts are as beautiful as Liu Shishi and Yang Yin at home. pretty.

What if the person who "marries" me is an ugly guy, isn't that a loss of blood?

Besides, the ugly man in red has already said that that guy is a "crazy woman", how can Xu Yang agree?

Glancing at the paper man floating outside the window, Xu Yang said: "Go back and tell your master, how can I, Xu, a tall, seven-foot-old man, be the one to get married? Okay, you go back, I am floating on the fifth floor at night There’s something strange coming out of the window.”

"whee!"

One of the paper figures said with a smile: "That won't work. If my uncle doesn't get on the sedan chair, we can't explain it to the lady."

Another paper man had a serious face and said fiercely: "What are you afraid of? My legs are broken, just lift them up."

Ouch, shit!

Xu Yang's bad temper suddenly came back.

He opened the window and said calmly: "Okay, you guys come and talk first."

Two paper figures floated into the window.

Xu Yang stretched out his hand and said, "My lord, Xu Yang, do you know what you call them?"

"I'm Ada!"

"I'm Asan!"

The two paper figures also extended their hands, wanting to shake Xu Yang's hand.

However, the moment they stretched out their hands, Xu Yang's fingertips puffed out two small flames, and the fingers of the two paper figures were instantly ignited.

What are paper people afraid of most?

Of course it's fire!

Their fingers were instantly ignited, and the flames spread, burning the entire palm at once.

"Damn it...you don't have martial ethics!"

A paper man cursed and quickly waved his other hand, trying to extinguish the flames.

But as a result, both of his hands were set on fire.

"Ahhh!"

“I’m going to die, I’m going to die, I’m going to die!!!”

"Uncle, please spare your life...Miss, please save me!"

"Ding!"

"The paper man is frightened, merit value +10, paper-cutting skill +1."

"Ding!"

"The paper man is frightened, merit value +10, paper-cutting skill +1."

"Ding……"

The other paper man was smarter. Instead of using his other hand to put out the fire, he rolled on the ground... As he rolled, his burning palm touched other parts of his body, and all of a sudden the whole The body was set on fire.

"Ding!"

"The paper man is frightened, merit value +10, paper-cutting skill +1."

"Ding……"

System prompts sounded one after another, and soon the two paper figures were reduced to ashes.

Seeing the hundreds of merit points added after the [merit value] column in the system properties panel and the extra paper-cutting skills behind the [Tao method] column, Xu Yang's eyes lit up, and he lay on the window and looked down.

The street below was filled with gloomy air, like white mist, covering the entire street, so the wedding procession could not be noticed by anyone.

The wedding team was huge, with a total of fifty or sixty "people".

There are sedan bearers.

There were gongs, drums, and suona players, and there were two "children" on both sides of the sedan, holding flower baskets and scattering flower petals.

certainly.

Those petals are not real petals.

After landing, when I looked carefully, I saw that it turned into pieces of paper money.

This paper money is not the money printed by the Bank of Heaven and Earth, but a round piece of paper in the shape of a copper coin with a square hole in the middle, similar in style to the copper coin.

In addition, there are 10 people at the front of the sedan, carrying five coffins.

The big red coffin was wrapped with big red flowers, and it seemed to contain a "betrothal gift".

Regardless of the facts, if you just look at the color combination of the coffin and the big red flowers, it is quite festive.

Xu Yang's eyes lit up.

If these five large coffins were filled with gold, silver and jewelry, how much would they be worth?

"There are also the wedding procession...there are so many paper figures, and dozens of headlamps flying and lighting up the sedan. If I were to transcend them all, how much merit would I have to gain?"

"Let alone the ninth level of Qi Refining Realm, I'm afraid I can even reach the Dao Realm."

Thoughts flashed in his mind, Xu Yang touched his chin and muttered: "How about... I wrong myself, pretend to agree to the marriage, and then find a way to kill these paper people?"

Once he made up his mind, Xu Yang immediately set off and went downstairs.

The first time he came outside, two more paper figures came to greet him.

Xu Yang was startled and lost his voice: "Ah Da, Ah San?"

The two paper men looked exactly like the two who had just been burned to death. One of them said with a smile: "Uncle, I admit my mistake. I am not Ah Da, but Ah Er. This is Ah Si."

Xu Yang: "......"

Damn it.

Scared me.

He glanced around and saw clearly the faces of a group of paper figures. The looks of these paper figures were obviously mass-produced after "Ah Da" and "Ah San".

Even the "flower girl" throwing "petals" is indeed small in stature, but so are her facial features.

From a distance, she looks like a flower girl, but up close, she looks like a dwarf.

"Uncle, where are Ah Da and Ah San?"

The paper man Ah Er asked with a smile again.

Xu Yang said nonsense: "Ah... what Ah Da Ah San, I didn't see it."

Ah Si, who was next to the paper man Ah Er, had a fierce look on his face and said calmly: "If it's gone, it's gone, they will find it themselves... Okay, the auspicious time has come, please come to the sedan chair as soon as possible. "

Said.

He took out a set of red paper-cut clothes, made some gestures on Xu Yang, and threw them on Xu Yang.

As soon as the paper-cut clothes touched Xu Yang, they burst into pieces. After the smoke dissipated, Xu Yang found that he had an extra set of festive clothes on his body.

The style of this wedding dress is similar to what the groom wears when getting married in costume movies and TV dramas, and there is also a groom's hat on the head.

He pulled it with his hands.

A look of surprise flashed across Xu Yang's face.

This dress...

It's actually the same as the real thing.

"What a magical paper-cutting technique..."

He sighed in his heart, but a wisp of flame burst out from the tip of his finger, quietly igniting the skirt of the paper man A Si who was "wearing" the wedding clothes for him.

"Ahhhh!!!"

“I’m going to die, I’m going to die, I’m going to die!!!”

Ah Si shouted, the other paper figures were frightened, and Ah Er was even more unstoppable.

"Ding!"

"The paper man is frightened, merit value +10, paper-cutting skill +1."

"Ding!"

Hearing the merit points "Ah Si" had contributed to him, Xu Yang suddenly couldn't bear it. He didn't want it to be burned alive like this, and he quickly shouted: "Ah Er, why are you still standing there? Hurry up and help put out the fire? "

Paperman Ah Er reacted and stepped forward to help put out the fire, but he was also set on fire.

"I'm going to die, I'm going to die..."

After a while, it turned into ashes.

Xu Yang was beaming with joy, and couldn't help but think: "These paper figures can provide me with 10 points of merit at a time, which means they are at the level of evil ghosts, which is the C-level ghost level set by the Spirit Management Bureau."

"But compared to real C-class ghosts, their IQ seems to be much lower..."

He took a step forward and came to the sedan chair.

He thought to himself: "I'll get on the sedan chair first... As the saying goes, you can't catch the tiger's den unless you enter the tiger's den, but I want to see how capable the 'crazy woman' is who can even scare a female ghost in red..."

certainly.

The reason why Xu Yang made this choice was because...the merit points and "paper-cutting skills" he had just obtained easily made him greedy!

If there were more paper figurines in that "crazy woman's" lair, her fire control skills would be perfect... When the time comes to burn him down, are you afraid that you won't be able to earn any merit points?

He opened the curtain of the sedan chair and got in.

A special fragrance hits my face.

The decoration inside the sedan chair was very festive. Xu Yang sat down happily. He was about to open the system properties panel to study and improve the "Fire Control Technique". However, the next moment, he felt dizzy.

"not good!"

"This fragrance...is poisonous?"

He wanted to break the sedan and get out, but found that his whole body became weak and weak, and he couldn't muster any strength.

He wanted to shout, but he opened his mouth, but no sound came out.

Only thinking can still function normally.

"It's over, it's over...it's over now!"

Outside the sedan chair.

A paper figure rang the gong violently and shouted: "Get up the sedan...go back home!"

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PS: The second update is here. This update is 2,500 words long. There will be another update before 0:00, so try to update it today!

PS: Thanks to Mr. Peanut, the alcoholic, for the 500-point reward, and thanks to Mr. Docile for the 100-point reward!