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Chapter 318 What year is it today?

As the final DLC, Chen Ba is very concerned about "Death of the Old Scalper" and requires excellence in every aspect.

only……

After all, "Hanchuang Kudu Simulator" is an old game many years ago. When it was conceived and designed, there was not much room for expansion, so there was little room for DLC.

"In the plot, the protagonist was admitted to the best middle school in the county, but there was no mention of being admitted to university."

Yang Dong suggested: "Then can we add some content about college to the game?"

Since the DLC "Death of the Old Scalper" is mainly based on the story of the protagonist after walking out of the mountains, there is a criterion for judging it.

How can we get out of the mountains?

Yang Dong believes that the protagonist is admitted to a national key university with excellent results, which is considered to be out of the mountains.

Chen Ba agreed with his statement.

DLC can indeed start from the university, but the content of the university is not the main content of this DLC.

What's more important is that the protagonist graduates from college and enters the society, works hard in a city far away from his hometown, and then settles down.

"Focus on depicting the change in the protagonist's mentality!"

Chen Ba wrote a line on the whiteboard, then knocked on the whiteboard and explained: "Why is the DLC called "The Death of the Old Scalper"? In a sense, the old scalper refers to the protagonist himself."

Chen Ba wants to use this DLC to present the protagonist's thoughts when he was young and the conflicting thoughts after he gets old.

Because of his childhood experiences, the young protagonist just wants to escape from the depths of the mountains and does everything he can to settle down in a big city far away from the mountains.

For him at this period, the old scalper meant a past that he couldn't bear to look back on. He didn't want to go back to the depths of the mountains, so he had the reason to study hard and work hard.

And when he finally realized all this, successfully got rid of the old scalper that had haunted him in his dreams for many years, and found a place in a strange city, his hair also showed a hint of gray.

For the protagonist of this period, all the wishes he made when he was young have come true.

But he was not happy.

He couldn't find a reason. Anyway, he just felt that something was missing in his heart. After decades of running around and working hard, he began to yearn for the ordinary.

So he returned to the depths of the mountains, staring blankly at the cowshed that was overgrown with weeds, the dilapidated old house and his parents' graves, and sat quietly for a long time.

"He gave up what he had worked hard for for half his life, a large flat in the city with a large area and luxurious decoration. After decades, he moved back to the abandoned home. He also went to the next village to buy a small ox that was no taller than the coffee table. …”

Chen Ba said with emotion: "Perhaps at this moment, he realized that his behavior of working hard for half his life just to buy a birdcage in the city is actually no different from an old scalper who works hard just for one meal, right? ?”

After all.

It’s really not certain who the old scalper is!

The old scalper living in the cowshed, although plowing the fields is a bit hard, but every day a "nanny" like the protagonist takes care of him, cutting his grass, bathing him, repelling mosquitoes, playing with him, and walking with him... …

What about the protagonist, the old scalper?

The title of the DLC is "The Death of the Old Scalper", which is actually intended to express this meaning. The protagonist longs to leave the mountains, and returns to the mountains in his later years. Throughout his life, he is exactly the same as the old scalper he took care of back then.

"Indeed it is!"

Yang Dong smiled bitterly and said, "Not only does the protagonist look like that old scalper, but why don't you and I look alike?"

"Maybe."

Chen Ba is not as emotional as Brother Dong, and he is relatively open-minded about the fact that he lives like an old scalper.

After all, even if he is an old scalper, he is still a relatively well-off representative in the scalper world. In today's world where "everyone is a bull and a horse", this is already something to be thankful for.

It's not scary to be a cow or horse. What's scary is that you don't have the consciousness of being a "cow and horse" and you don't realize how pitiful the cow and horse is.

The protagonist of "Hanchuang Studying Simulator" did get out of the mountains through his own efforts and realized his childhood wish, but he also turned into the appearance of an old scalper and became a new generation of "cow horses".

He finally returned to the mountains, raised a calf, and walked toward the end of his life with peace, which was actually considered salvation.

certainly!

Everyone looks at the problem from a different perspective, so Chen Ba doesn’t think that the protagonist’s life experience will affect all players.

After all, there are differences between people. Some people are born as cows and horses, while others are born in Rome!

The DLC "Death of the Old Scalper" is free of charge and is given to all "Hanchuang Kudu Simulator" players for free. This can be regarded as the last benefit given by Chen Ba to the players.

to him.

There are only a few players left in "Hanchuang Kudu Simulator". How much can you charge for the DLC?

Chen Ba really doesn't like these mosquito legs. In this case, why not give them away for free and give everyone a surprise at the end!

Chen Ba wanted to give the players who had been playing "Hanchuang Kudu Simulator" a surprise until today, but what he didn't expect was that the players gave him a surprise first.

To be precise, this is a shock!

"Hanchuang Kudu Simulator", which was originally very cool, showed short-term signs of recovery after he released the news of the new DLC.

The [Cattle Breeding] section, which had not seen a single new post the day before, has become popular again, and you can see more than a dozen new posts just by refreshing it.

This is not the most outrageous...

The most outrageous thing is the resurgence of the "cattle herding cult"!

No one would have thought that the Cowherd Cult, which he judged as something to be feared if it fell apart, would still have such terrifying influence and cohesion today, many years later.

What's going on?

Has he traveled through time? Every major community on the Internet has a cow-herding and face-dancing Amway "Hanchuang Study Simulator". What year is it today?

I randomly viewed a short video of a female anchor dancing, and the number one likes message in the comment area turned out to be: It doesn’t feel as sexy as...the old scalper flicking her tail! "Scalper photo.JPG"

Looking at his ID again, it’s Niu Zhao Taoist, the Cowherd Cult. Well, everything makes sense!

The female anchor broke her guard in the comment area and yelled, "Get away from me." She even compared a little fairy like her to a scalper. How could she be so crazy?

Chen Ba was speechless.

This female anchor, at first glance, has never experienced the period when the cattle herding cult was most rampant, and her mental endurance is still too weak.

You know, during the period when the Cowherding Cult was at its most rampant, they could be seen everywhere on the Internet, using all kinds of tricks and slanderous tactics, for fear that others would not give "Hanchuang Kudu Simulator" a bad review. .

A player of "Three Kingdoms" and a player of "Hanchuang Kudu Simulator", you can always find them in all kinds of strange corners.

Even when sharing seed license plates on the Shame forum, there are followers of the cattle herding sect spreading their "doctrine", which is simply speechless.

But that was all in the past.

As the popularity of "Hanchuang Kudu Simulator" fades away, game players are increasingly lost. The cattle-herding religion has lost its former glory, and it no longer has the reputation of "everyone on the Internet shouting for beatings".

Never expected that!

After many years, Chen Ba once again witnessed the cattle-herding cult wreaking havoc on the entire network.

no……

Why are these hanging people so tenacious? He didn't travel through time and be reborn, so why are there still cattle-herding sects causing trouble these days?

Don't do it!

Originally, "Hanchuang Hard Study Simulator" had already received "a flood of negative reviews". During the years when the Cowherd Cult was silent, it finally managed to change some of the negative reviews, but the Cowherd Cult is back?

Chen Ba's eyes darkened.

Originally, he was thinking that this wave of DLC releases would get some good reviews, but now let alone good reviews, it is rare for "Hanchuang Kushu Simulator" not to be criticized in the hot search.

What hatred or resentment?

This game is almost dead, can't you just let it "be laid to rest"? How can he release DLC after doing this all at once?

Clicking on the backend page of "Hanchuang Kudu Simulator", Chen Ba was stunned when he saw 137 new negative reviews within one hour of its release.

OK OK!

Jiang Zi brings traffic to the game, right?

Damn it! His crackdown on the cattle herding cult is still not harsh enough, even if he can win the resurrection competition, it seems that he needs to increase his efforts to prevent and control the cattle disaster again!

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