This is what cultivating immortals is like
Chapter 994 Boss, add another portion of tripe
The golden light surged, the sky and the earth became heavy, and unspeakable pressure filled every corner of Blue Star like a mountain and a tsunami.
This pressure is invisible and intangible, yet clear and distinct. Gods generally make people fear and yearn for them.
The pressure comes and goes quickly, leaving only lingering fear.
Different from the chill in my heart, as the second sun in the sky grew bigger and bigger, the air gradually became hotter and hotter. It seemed that a catastrophe that would destroy the world was about to happen, and the entire Blue Star fell into silence in the heat.
The gods descended into the world, and the heaven and earth were silent.
After an unknown amount of time, the great sun suddenly disappeared, and the sky and the earth returned to their original state, as if everything before was an illusion.
Everyone knows that hallucinations are impossible. Looking into the distance, the translucent shadow of the Kyushu Continent lingers, and everything is extremely real.
Times have changed, and Blue Star must learn to adapt to this era.
Rumble————
The waves are huge and the blue sea stirs up thousands of waves.
Lu Bei raised his hands, and Feng Xu Yufeng was left alone, suspended above the blue sea, sniffing the slightly humid air, feeling extremely excited.
Without him, wear it back.
As the saying goes, if wealth does not return to its hometown, it is like walking in brocade at night.
What’s the point of wearing it once? If you want to wear it, wear it twice.
He closed his eyes to sense, and his soul spread, and the heavy power swept across all directions, making the rough sea surface steady like flat ground, and determined his current position.
The Pacific Ocean, north of the Tropic of Cancer, crosses the east longitude...
Forget it, it’s not important anyway, just know that it’s very close to the Bering Strait.
Lu Bei never expected that the country closest to him would be Beautiful Country.
What does God mean by guiding him to take an irresponsible act of freedom?
Lu Bei raised his hand and touched his chin. Not to mention, he was a little cautious and followed the guidance of fate. Three majestic shadows appeared behind him.
Phoenix.
Kunpeng.
Three-legged golden crow.
Kunpeng was 50,000 feet long and sank to the bottom of the sea. The star master's magical power swept across the entire Pacific Ocean. The light of the stars lit up, dotting the blue sea in a dazzling way.
Phoenix and three-legged golden crow...
The fight started.
Without the control of Lu Bei's subjective will, the three-legged Golden Crow did not immediately rise into the sky to seek out the bad luck of the sun in the sky. Instead, it bared its teeth and claws and grabbed the phoenix.
Phoenix frowned coldly, seeing the three-legged golden crow charging towards him, he wanted to fight back not to be outdone.
Lu Bei: (_)
Stop making trouble, I'm one of you, give Brother Bei some face, and fight again when you return to Jiuzhou Continent. This ball can't withstand the tossing of both of you.
Due to the revival of spiritual energy, Blue Star's space structure is far more stable than before, but no matter how stable it is, it cannot compare to the Kyushu Continent. If Phoenix and Golden Crow fight, this ball will not last long.
He took the initiative to intervene and controlled the Phoenix and the Golden Crow. He mainly controlled the three-legged Golden Crow. This three-legged light bulb was the weakest in the whole scene. Out of the nine times they fought, it was the one who started the fight ten times.
The three-legged Golden Crow fluttered its wings, first flew eastward, then soared into the sky, flew out of the atmosphere and landed on the moon's surface.
As night turns to day in the Western Hemisphere, people use professional instruments to observe. It can be seen that there is a magma pool on the surface of the moon, and a three-legged golden bird is bathing in it to bask in the sun.
The phoenix went all the way to the west, with its wings hanging down from the yin and yang, and its long tail swaying with five-color divine light, passing through the neon and the south stick, and landed in the Kunlun Mountains of the Chinese mainland.
The light is distorted, and the colors of Yin Yang and Five Elements are distorted, bringing some ancient shock to this world.
After landing, a big tree rises from the ground, opening up the cloud cover that covers the sky. The boundless green shade is full of vitality and shines with endless spiritual light.
The phoenix perches on it, and countless birds come to worship.
The three divine birds, one in the west, one in the sky, and one in the bottom, became popular on the entire network at the fastest speed, announcing to the world that a new era has arrived.
Whether people believe it or not, God is real and exists.
Soon, the news of the arrival of the Emperor of Heaven spread wildly to Blue Star.
The emergency news broadcast was accompanied by a photo of Lu Bei's cute face, followed by a small picture of the three divine birds, Phoenix, Kunpeng, and Golden Crow, which were labeled as the incarnation of the Emperor of Heaven. They could also be understood as the Emperor's domestic pets.
Emperor Lu Bei of Heaven, whose date of birth is unknown, came out of the wilderness ten thousand years ago, opened up the Kingdom of Ten Thousand Monsters, and became invincible...
Thousands of years later, he reappeared in the human world, suspected of being a clone of the human body. At this time, he had cultivated into a heavenly being, reestablished himself as the master of the three realms, and was honored as the emperor of heaven.
All evidence shows that Blue Star's spiritual energy recovery is directly related to the Emperor.
The last line of the news, in capital letters in red, states that the Emperor of Heaven has boundless power to destroy and create the world, and cannot be touched or looked directly at.
The cooling blue star is getting hot again.
In the Jiuzhou Continent, Lu Bei has no interest in showing off, but who knows that Blue Star is his hometown? The mood is different. When a fellow countryman meets a fellow countryman, how can he be worthy of the sentence without tears?
He waited in the Pacific Ocean for half an hour, confirming that there were several satellites overhead paying attention, but no strategic nuclear bomb came to test the depth, which was a pity for him.
It was promised that the monster would attract nuclear bombs. The three-legged Golden Crow is too far away to fight. The country where the phoenix is located cannot move, but the Pacific Ocean can be used. A target as big as Kunpeng has a wingspan of fifty thousand feet, which is more than three hundred miles. If such a big target is lying motionless in the sea, why don't you blow it up!
If you don’t even boil water, how can you say that the Emperor of Heaven is not afraid of nuclear weapons?
Lu Bei waited for a while, confirming that he did not have the luck of the Showa man, and his disappointment disappeared.
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"Boss, please add another portion of tripe, two plates each of kelp and bamboo shoots."
In the hot pot restaurant, the pretty boy in ancient costume raised his hand to add food. Apart from him, the only other people on the whole floor were the lobby manager and a few chefs in the back kitchen.
There is no private dining room and guests leave voluntarily. It is too stressful to eat here.
On the large screen in the lobby, the voice and smile of the Emperor of Heaven were played in rotation, carving this face into everyone's mind through carpet bombing.
If you want to die, you can go anywhere, but don't impulsively seek bad luck from the Emperor of Heaven.
The camera zoomed out, and the crowds dispersed in the surrounding streets. Everything was going on in an orderly manner, and the people were quiet and polite. Not to mention people, the birds and cicadas in the trees did not dare to call.
"Boss pays."
"No, no money."
The lobby manager was sweating profusely and trembling when he spoke. He didn't play games and didn't know what the concept of the Emperor of Heaven was, but the big screen behind Lu Bei made it very clear. Just treat him as the Jade Emperor.
In another line of small words, the Jade Emperor did not drill into the table, and the scene of drilling into the table was marked with a red cross and marked 'dramatic effect, not original work'.
If you put it on the west side, you already call this God.
All in all, don't say that he eats what you have and takes what you have. Even if he sleeps with your mother-in-law, you have to endure it.
The last sentence is an Internet joke. The personal image of the Emperor of Heaven is deeply rooted in the hearts of the people. The wild fire cannot be burned out. The spring breeze blows and grows again. One crop is cut and another crop grows. The more forbidden it is, the more popular it becomes.
This is the charm of gossip.
"Why don't you take the money and treat yourself like a solitary bastard? If word spreads, will you ever be able to hang out again?"
Lu Bei waved his hand, and golden light turned into silk threads. He slapped a ball of golden lumps on the table, and his figure faded and disappeared.
The lobby manager's feet went soft, and the last breath he held was gone. He sat on the chair with sweat pouring down, and tremblingly picked up the mineral water on the table and drank it down in one gulp.
The frightened eyes showed a hint of disaster, and every breath was particularly heavy. If you listen carefully, even your breathing was trembling.
At this time, a team of secret service teams with full body coverings came in, sealed off the scene, packed up all the pots and pans, tables and chairs, and even lifted up the carpet.
The captain found the lobby manager with a notepad, first handed him a bottle of salt soda, tried to comfort him a few times, and then asked a few questions.
The lobby manager paused for a long time and answered one by one after regaining consciousness.
"Mao tripe, tribute balls, fat beef rolls, duck blood, mushrooms, frozen tofu, potato chips..."
"Then I ordered another portion of tripe, two portions of kelp and bamboo shoots."
"Yes, there are mostly vegetarian dishes."
"It's so spicy."
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The camera turned, and over the Great Wall, Lu Bei came to check in as scheduled.
He made a scissor hand gesture and looked up at the sky. The sky was filled with wind and clouds, and a whirlpool of clouds turned into a one-eye.
Click!
Equipped with a lightning bolt to prevent backlighting.
After Lu Bei finished clocking in, he raised his hand and touched his chin. Tiandao could come and go freely in Blue Star. It was certain that this place had entered the coverage of Tiandao on the Kyushu Continent.
Speaking of which, although he felt that the revival of spiritual energy was a good thing, he did not think that Blue Star could adapt to the laws of cultivating immortals in the Nine Provinces Continent, at least in the first two to three hundred years.
Adapting to the new era means that the old pattern will be broken, and changes will occur in every corner of life. What people will get is not only the possibility of immortality, but also the hesitation and confusion in the drastic changes, and the most intuitive death.
This is even worse.
Lu Bei thought for a while, maybe he would not cause harm to Blue Star, and could use the Great Seal of the Emperor of Heaven to set a rule not to kill innocent people indiscriminately, but he could control perfect immortals and ordinary immortal cultivators, but he could not control a few invincibles.
Especially Huangdi and Yi in the middle palace.
Especially the Sutra of Abandonment. In his heart, he has no feelings for all living beings. When he becomes interested, his destructive power far exceeds that of Huangdi and Ruixianghe in the middle palace.
We have to find a way to protect our fellow villagers and not let our homes be bombed.
His figure flashed and disappeared.
At the same time, on the top of the Kunlun Mountains in the Kyushu Continent, Ji Emperor Ji Chang completed the unification of all human countries two days ago, and Daxia returned after thousands of years.
Everyone is waiting for Ji Chang's next move to see what rules he will enact to govern the country after unifying the human race.
If nothing is done, Daxia's return will be completely meaningless.
The layout is smaller.
Most of these onlookers are the original royal families of various countries. They cannot understand the meaning of the unification of the entire human race. What Ji Chang wants is not the country, nor does he have the fighting spirit to compete with the Ten Thousand Monster Kingdom. What he pursues is the Lord of Humanity.
Yinglong and Jihuang, two contemporaries of the ninth incarnation of the Great Heavenly Lord, each embarked on a different path. Yinglong struggled and did what he knew he couldn't do, but Jihuang did not have the courage to risk everything and followed the path of his ancestors. , seeking eternity in human nature to fight against immortality.
In the past, he was confident that he could fight the human world against the immortal world, but now he couldn't. His personal strength was far inferior to Lu Bei's, and his luck was useless. He retreated to the next level, like Yun Zuoyu, and surrendered to the Emperor of Heaven as the master of the human world.
He unified the entire human race. To put it bluntly, he just wanted to increase his worth and make himself appear more valuable.
There is Emperor Huangquan in the underworld, there is the Emperor of Daxia in the human world, there is the Emperor of Heaven in the fairyland, and even the Great Heavenly Lord in the future. The three realms are in order, the order of rewarding good and punishing evil is perfect, and the way of heaven can be eternal.
Ji Chang thought he knew Lu Bei very well. At first glance, this emperor was unreasonable and always had his own way of doing things. Only others would follow him and he would not tolerate others. He was moody and difficult to get along with.
In fact, it's not as good as it seems at first glance.
The Emperor of Heaven is too narrow-minded, and if you offend him, you will end up very miserable.
The good news is that Lu Bei's desire to control power is much less than that of Ying Long. As long as you don't offend him, the Emperor of Heaven doesn't care who you are. The Three Realms will be very relaxed in the future. Before the real Great Heavenly Lord is determined, Ji Chang has enough time to accumulate the luck of the human race, and he also has enough space to make full use of it.
The bad news is, he's in the way.
So, on the day when the human race's borders were unified, Ji Chang retreated behind the scenes, and his fourth incarnation, Ji Fa, stepped onto the stage and succeeded to the throne as the co-leader of the human race.
It was also at this moment that the order of humanity was complete, all the prerequisites for the third great change of heaven and earth were completed, and the passage between Blue Star and the Nine Provinces Continent was completely opened.
At this time, Lu Bei still didn't know the changes in the human world, and it didn't matter if he knew it. Ji Fa succeeded to Ji Chang, which was a historical necessity. It was even because of Ji Fa's name that the list of gods could be put into the human world.
It's a good thing, he applauds it with both hands.
The top of Kunlun Mountain, the ancestral land of Daxia.
Ji Fa was dressed in royal robes, with a majestic appearance and the word "Ming Zhu" written all over his face.
In front of him were the Kunlun Immortal in his third incarnation, the Soldier Master in his fifth incarnation, and the sage in his sixth incarnation. In addition to Ji Chang, the first incarnation who abdicated and lived in seclusion, the second incarnation is still floating in the future. The traceable lives of the Jade Emperor and Emperor Ji are all included in this list.
The eyes of the three Kunlun Immortals bloomed with golden light. Because Ji Chang unified the entire human race, the three bodies all had the mark of the golden dragon of luck. They were all prosperous. As Ji Chang's strength soared, each of them also increased to varying degrees. .
Especially the Humanity Soldier Master and the Humanity Sage, these two life experiences are of great significance. On the contrary, the Kunlun Immortal, who is closely related to the Kunlun Dragon Vein, means that the Human Emperor seeks immortality, and his improvement is not obvious.
The golden light surged in the eyes of the three worldly bodies, and wisps of golden light of luck were stripped away from the body and integrated into the body of Ji Fa who was sitting on the throne.
Ignoring the golden light, it can be seen that the eyes of the three incarnations were dull, and their minds were obviously controlled. Not only did they not resist, they also took everything for granted.
Facing Ji Longcheng, who was invincible and the first human emperor of Great Xia, Ji Chang's ninth life was unable to resist at all.
Even Lu Bei helped Ji Longcheng invisibly. He appointed Zhao Fangce as the leader of the Three Kingdoms Alliance. The white-haired Zhao family's original surname was Ji, and he was also a descendant of Ji Longcheng if he traced his bloodline.
In other words, Daxia seems to be missing a corner and has not completed the unification of human territory. In fact, this is not the case. All the territories bear the surname of Ji and are all vassal to Ji Longcheng.
That's right, Ji Fa is Ji Longcheng, and he replaced him without anyone noticing.
The unlucky Ji Chang survived Yinglong and impressed Lu Bei. On the day before his great cause was about to be completed, thousands of years of planning became a wedding dress.
Ji Longcheng didn't think so. He delegated power and gave everyone in the future generations the opportunity to have the throne. He also gave the method of cultivating the humane way, indicating that the humane way can compete with the immortal way, which is a vital part of the heaven.
Human beings are the protagonists under heaven. The human emperor has a high position and has unparalleled influence on heaven and earth. The human emperor can change the rules of heaven by issuing edicts, and he is an absolute authority equal to the emperor of heaven.
Ji Chang couldn't do it, so he stood aside obediently and opened his eyes to see clearly how he, the first generation human emperor, could resist the emperor of heaven.
Ji Longcheng is the sixth incarnation of the Great Heavenly Lord. He was born later than Yun Zuoyu and He, and earlier than Yinglong and Ji Chang. He swept across the eight wastelands and Liuhe, unified the entire human race in one fell swoop, protected his descendants, and made the country's destiny glorious for thousands of years.
When Ji Longcheng became invincible, the Master of Ten Thousand Dao was no longer on the Kyushu Continent. The Yellow Emperor in the middle palace traveled far away from the Three Realms. He got the Lotus of Creation to seal himself. Yun Zuoyu retreated to the underworld and established the Underworld Book and the Nine Paths of Underworld.
At this time, the calculation about the future Great Heavenly Lord has almost been completed.
Yun Zuoyu is a failed invincible. He is not qualified to make moves. All operations in the underworld are to protect himself and can be ignored.
The plot of the Yellow Emperor in the middle palace was the Lotus of Creation, and those plotted by him were Ai, Qi Li Jing, Lu Bei/Tai Su, Ying Long, and Ji Chang.
Rui's calculations are relatively mediocre, mainly due to Lu Bei. He dug half of the holes in Lu Bei's body in the Great Wilderness's Secret Records of Demonic Creation, Blood of Kunpeng, and Lotus of Creation.
There is nothing to say about Yinglong and Ji Chang's scheme. Just like Yun Zuoyu, losers do not deserve names.
On the contrary, there are very few calculations in Abandonment Sutra. Lu Bei/Tai Su occasionally digs pits for Yun Zuoyu to jump in. The pits are not deep and can cause serious injuries. It is not that easy to die.
Finally, there is Lu Bei. His plan has just begun. Either all the invincibles will be used by him, or he will kick off his legs and drag everyone to death.
Someone in Lu has no way to survive, and you all have no good fruits to eat.
There was no way, he was the last to arrive, and he was full of calculations. If he wanted to break the situation, he had to be cruel to himself.
As for all the above people, because they were born late, they live in the shadow of the second incarnation of the Great Heavenly Lord, the Master of Ten Thousand Ways. This person is the first person after the Great Tribulation, the first to be invincible in one life, and the first person of the Great Heavenly Lord’s Yuanshen. First reincarnation.
Because he is the Master of Ten Thousand Daos, all the concepts of cultivation in the world are related to him. He is the origin of cultivation and represents the ceiling of the world of immortality. His strength can only be described as unfathomable.
The Master of Ten Thousand Daos has a special magical power called Taisu Wujitian.
The reason why Abandonment Jing is obsessed with the three invincibles of heaven, earth and man, and takes Lu Bei/Tai Su and Yun Zuoyu with him wherever he goes, is probably because he is wary of this person.
He may not know who the Master of Ten Thousand Daos is, but he definitely knows that the first reincarnation and the last reincarnation of the Great Heavenly Lord Yuanshen are in a sense the same level of existence.
If the Master of Ten Thousand Paths in his second life and Lu Bei in his ninth life return, these two will be the main targets.
There is also the Abandonment Sutra itself, which says that there are a thousand ways and ten thousand, but who allowed him to have the physical body of a great deity!
As for Lu Bei's decayed body, which had been soaked in water countless times, the Great Heavenly Lord might not be able to appreciate it.
Let’s talk about the last Ji Longcheng. At first glance, it seems that he is not included in all the calculations of being invincible. He only calculated the bloodline of the descendants of the Ji surname. In fact, this is not the case. He and Li have already had an alliance agreement.
After Ji Longcheng became invincible, he traced history to seek the origin. He found An, rejected the Lotus of Creation, and then passed the throne to future generations on the grounds that his longevity was exhausted, erasing his own existence and disappearing completely in the long river of history.
In the records of Jilong City in later generations, only the great achievements of the founding emperor, whose name was taboo for ancestors, were deleted and no longer mentioned, and his unrivaled strength was not mentioned at all.
The reason why Ji Longcheng has been hidden for many years is that on the one hand, he knows that the deeper he gets into the situation, the more plots he will have on his body. On the other hand, the world will not change drastically. If he stands in front of others, he will only become a living target, not a wise man.
As soon as he stepped out of the way, there was silence for more than 20,000 years. Even if the first generation Yinglong cut off the dragon vein of Daxia, he did not show up to stop it.
The only thing that makes great things happen is loneliness.
Ji Longcheng transformed into Ji Fa and became the Human Emperor of Great Xia for the second time. When the first human emperor returned, the golden dragon of luck of the human race bowed to him. It was also Emperor Ji. Ji Changyuan did not have the methods of this ancestor.
Ji Longcheng took back all the Luck Golden Dragons and did not immediately kill the three Ji Chang incarnations. They arranged for the three incarnations to perform their respective duties. The Kunlun Immortal was the Sitian Supervisor and Si Chenguan, while the Humanity Soldier Master and the Sage held civil and military positions to assist the Humanity Prosperity.
Except that Ji Chang's second incarnation, the Jade Emperor, is missing and is most likely a hidden danger, there is nothing wrong with the rest.
In response to the saying that a blessing in disguise is a blessing in disguise, Ji Chang was previously obsessed with the fact that the Jade Emperor's reincarnation had disappeared, and the Heavenly Palace he had worked so hard to manage was owned by Lu Bei. Little did he know that the Jade Emperor's reincarnation had become his only chance of survival.
"Tai Su Wuji Tian..."
Ji Longcheng looked in the direction of Blue Star. Taisu Wujitian was too evil. The invincible Taisu was born, which greatly increased Lu Bei's strength. He also sent the book of Conferring Gods to the Yellow Emperor in the middle palace, which made the laws of heaven and earth perfect and accelerated the speed of heaven and earth. The process of great change.
In addition, it also involves the underworld and the return of the fairyland. The changes in the three realms are almost all related to Taisu Wujitian.
This made Ji Longcheng feel like he was stuck in the throat. The Jade Emperor disappeared in Taisu Wuji Tian. It was hard to say whether it was a coincidence or a calculation. He was more inclined to calculation.
As soon as he took back the throne of the Human Emperor, the Master of Ten Thousand Daos gave him a warning and a shock. How could he not be surprised?
He has been silent for more than 20,000 years and has never been involved in the game. He just came out of the mountain and his butt is not yet warm, and the schemes come uninvited.
Ji Longcheng expressed that he was a little numb and looked in the direction of Blue Star. He hoped that the Yellow Emperor and Zhonggong would find out the secret hidden in Blue Star as soon as possible. It would be best to join forces with Lu Bei, Qi Li Jing, and Yun Zuoyu to gather the power of the five invincible people to kill them. Kill the Master of All Ways.
Everyone will be relieved that he is dead.
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Liangcheng.
Lu Bei followed the scent of his free-range apprentice Xiao Fengxian to the outskirts of the city. He looked at the only single-family villa within ten miles and was speechless for a moment.
"Is it necessary to retreat so far? I am not the big devil who will destroy the world."
Lu Bei hummed twice, and then he said that sooner or later he and Xiao Fengxian would meet at Blue Star. This boy moved to the wilderness and spread the word. Outsiders thought that he, the Emperor of Heaven, had no eyes for murder!
The facts were just as Lu Bei expected. Because she couldn't guess what he was thinking, Zhuang Xuan was packed up and sent to Liangcheng. She moved out of the dormitory and got a large single room with a beautiful view.
In addition, there are her old father Zhuang Wu and the white-clawed black cat Daidai.
"Woof woof woof----"
As soon as Lu Bei climbed over the courtyard wall, he encountered a black cat barking at him. He was stunned, squatted down and hooked his hands at the black cat: "Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh..."
"Little father-in-law, you are good at learning foreign languages. Come over here and let me take a look at your tonsils. No, let's see how your transverse bones grow."
Hot knowledge, cats and dogs have very poor eyesight, and they barked a few times before they could clearly see what the man teasing them looked like.
At the end of his life, the Emperor of Heaven climbed over the wall and came in.
The black cat fluttered its fur, turned around and ran away. After two steps, it remembered its specialty.
Wagging his tail and walking like a cat, he came to Lu Bei's side and rubbed the outstretched hand.
Dumb: (==)
Opportunities come from heaven, and you would be a fool not to take them.
Lu Bei stood up with a look of disgust on his face, clapped his hands and said, "It's boring. It's not cold at all. You'll die if you lick a dog."
Dudu: (=▔ェ▔=)
This Heavenly Emperor is so troublesome!
Lu Bei bypassed the black cat, looked at the two-story building in front of him, skillfully climbed through the second-floor window, then walked down the stairs, and saw the father and son watching TV in the hall.
To be precise, they are father and daughter.
Hey, this guy is actually a female disciple too!
As far as appearance is concerned, Lan Xing does not have the ubiquitous aura of the Nine Provinces continent, and is inherently deficient. We cannot expect Xiao Fengxian to have an ordinary face.
But it's not bad, she is young, beautiful, and has fair skin, and she is already a little beauty.
Even though her development was average, Lu Bei shook his head when he saw the 2A-level scenic spot. She was also a female apprentice, but she was far worse than Senior Sister Shao.
Sitting in a wheelchair, Xiao Fengxian explained to Lu Bei the main reason for her fair skin. The saying that she is physically disabled but mentally strong is not nonsense. The reason why she suffers from liver disease during the day and at night is because her conditions do not allow her to run out all day long.
Xiao Fengxian’s mother is not here. The reason is...
The reputation of the Emperor of Heaven is somewhat not very good, so just in case, it is better not to join in the fun.
Lu Bei floated behind the two of them and followed the father and daughter to watch TV without saying a word.
"The Pacific Ocean has become a sea of stars. It turns out that Kunpeng Chang can build a base 170 kilometers away."
"I understand, the North Pluto is the Pacific Ocean."
"The phoenix on Kunlun Mountain is so beautiful, but its face is a bit fierce, and it is a million ways different from the auspiciousness I imagined..."
"Speaking of which, my wise, mighty, tall and handsome master's golden-winged roc is there. Why don't you see it?"
"Is there a possibility that the three-legged golden crow taking a magma bath on the moon is not a golden-winged roc in the first place, but you think it is a golden-winged roc?"
"Impossible, absolutely impossible!"
Xiao Fengxian said: "At that time, some players used personal panels to investigate, and it was definitely the Golden-winged Dapeng. At that time, everyone thought that what Principal Gao had picked up was the Uncle Buddha script. It has been popular on the official forum for a while, so it can't be wrong."
"But the panel is controlled by the Emperor of Heaven!"
"That's right. That thunder struck you and you couldn't come online for seven days. The resurrection mechanism is useless in front of my wise, powerful, tall and handsome master."
"Girls are not allowed to say dirty words." Lu Bei interrupted.
"I want you to mind your own business, you didn't see me and Lao Zhuang..."
In the middle of her words, Xiao Fengxian shivered suddenly, turned her head stiffly, and saw that her father was sweating profusely, and his hands were shaking like Wu Laoer next door.
"Yes, yes, is it my wise, powerful, tall and handsome master?" Xiao Fengxian said dryly.
My face was tight, and I suddenly had to urinate very urgently, and I couldn't help it.
"Don't be poor. This level of praise can cost me as much as eighty or ninety thousand, which is not enough to make me smile." Lu Bei walked around the wheelchair, sat down on the sofa, and stretched out. Lazy back.
Zhuang Wuteng, who was sitting next to him, stepped aside and saw Lu Bei picking up the cigarette on the coffee table, rubbing sparks with his fingertips and puffing away the smoke. For a moment... he felt very out of place.
Apart from his ancient clothes and long, shiny black hair, this Emperor looked like a worldly man.
The secular here refers to Blue Star. Whether it is Lu Bei's slumped and lazy posture or his skillful puffing of smoke, Zhuang Wu feels familiar.
Emperor Tian used to hang out in an office. Where did he learn it? Could it be the Internet?
The abominable Internet has taught the Emperor of Heaven to be evil...
Oh, he's inherently bad.
"This little brother has a noble surname. Judging from his appearance, he looks a bit like Gu's disciple. Are you brothers and sisters?"
Lu Bei picked up the remote control, changed several channels, and found that they were all about him: "The Golden Crow didn't take the picture clearly. Let's make it a big event tonight, and we can't lose the face of the alien creatures."
"Please don't!"
Xiao Fengxian was about to cry. If her strength hadn't allowed her, she would have knelt down.
I'm going to die, I need to pee even more urgently.
Zhuang Wu prepared a long draft, but when he faced the Emperor of Heaven, he was speechless and could not utter a word. He had received professional training, and no matter how old an official was, he could be defeated without changing his appearance. But obviously, the training was useless. He There is a qualitative difference between the high officials I have seen and the Emperor of Heaven.
Even if the Emperor of Heaven has no airs, even if he looks like a loser, just like a salted fish waiting to get off work in an office, because of his status as the Emperor of Heaven, all his behaviors become unpredictable.
If you want to gain the respect and fear of others, or even the heartfelt surrender, simply show off your world-destroying power.
Lu Bei showed up and shocked the world when he came out, telling everyone that he had the ability to destroy the ball, so he was free wherever he went.
"Speaking of which, my disciple, you are actually a girl. My teacher always thought you were using a male nickname, but from the beginning, I treated you as a male disciple. Is this the Internet? It's so scary."
"..."x2
You are the most terrifying, and billions of people are panicking. X2
Due to the revival of spiritual energy in Blue Star, the environment has been greatly improved. The single-family villas on the outskirts of the city have reached the oxygen bar level, but compared with the Jiuzhou continent, they are still far behind.
Lu Bei threw down the butt of his cigarette and refused the lighter offered by Zhuang Wu. He pointed it out, opened the vortex of clouds above his head, and huge spiritual energy poured down.
Dadai smelled the rich fragrance and entered with white gloves. He tried it, but he couldn't get past the cuteness, so he had to retreat and resolutely hugged the lame leg of his owner Zhuang Xuan.
If you can't be the Emperor's cute pet, then you can be the job of the Emperor's disciple.
Lu Bei watched the black cat breathe out spiritual energy and said casually: "Disciple, I've been here for a long time, why don't you introduce yourself?"
"Yeah……"
Zhuang Xuan was so shocked that her head was buzzing and she couldn't move at all. She first gave her real name and introduced her old father.
Wei Baba added that Lu Bei exploded thunder in the Fourth Natural Disaster City, splitting her old father everywhere.
The effect was average. Lu Bei pretended not to hear and glanced at the female apprentice sitting in a wheelchair: "I wanted you to lead me around, but depending on the situation, I can only walk around by myself."
Zhuang Xuan: "..."
Master, wouldn't you be able to cure this little problem by hooking your fingers?
She took a deep breath to hold back her looming urge to urinate. Tears welled up in her eyes, and she begged Master to make it easier for her. Walking as fast as flying was her biggest request in life.
"Compared with destroying Blue Star, which one is bigger?"
"..."x2
"Jiejiejiejie————"
Probably because he had a normal relationship with Xiao Fengxian's master and apprentice, Lu Bei couldn't find the pleasure of teasing. A little, not much, he raised his hand and pointed, and Daidai, who was breathing in spiritual energy, screamed, his body curled up and then expanded rapidly.
In the eyes of the banker's father and daughter, they took off their animal bodies and turned into a girl with cat ears on her head and a slender tail?
Why is it a girl? Isn’t Shamao’s father-in-law who has undergone bomb disposal surgery? x2
Zhuang Wu widened his eyes and took a closer look. He could see at a glance that it was indeed a girl.
Then he sensed his daughter's disdainful gaze and made eye contact. Zhuang Xuan said that he would tell his mother about this.
The eyes are staring straight, why are you staring so wide? Why, you can't move your slut!
Zhuang Wu cried out that he was wronged, how pitiful God was, the Emperor's eyes were even bigger than his own, why should he only say that he was wrong? You are powerful and unyielding if you are capable!
Daidai was transformed into a cat demon, and he instantly understood the benefits of the Emperor's thick legs. He blinked a pair of golden cat eyes and called out to the king.
"Don't call me King, call me Lord Gu Tiandi."
The skill of enlightening little demons is called "spiritual spirit", which comes from the Golden-winged Dapeng, the predecessor of Phoenix. It is not a brilliant magical power. Demon clans with strong bloodlines such as Huang Xiao and Little Yellow Fish can do it. Because the prospects of enlightening little demons are limited, there are very few There are great demons who regard this magical power as their special skill.
"How about it, do you want to be like her?" Lu Bei looked at the free-range disciple with a smile.
They are quite scattered, and they have all been raised to Blue Star.
Zhuang Xuan nodded repeatedly, then saw Lu Bei poking over with his finger, and hurriedly shouted: "Master, I don't want a tail or ears. You must be steady when you do it."
Lu Bei: "..."
Tsk, I didn’t even fool you.
Fortunately, the problem is not big, Zhuang Xuan's opinion is not important, as long as he is happy.
With one finger poke, Zhuang Xuan fell to the ground instantly, and his legs twitched for a while before stopping.
Lao Zhuang poked his head in, feeling happy but at the same time extremely worried, fearing that his daughter would grow bad.
It's not bad, it just has an extra pair of cat ears.
Lu Bei originally wanted to shed his blood and be reborn, to create a new body for Zhuang Xuan, but thinking that his old father was right next to him, he was too embarrassed to take action. He manually removed the impurities and toxins accumulated in his body, and gave his apprentice a new life.
The effect was outstanding. The little girl's fair cheeks were slightly flushed, the dark circles under her eyes were faded, and her energy and demeanor were greatly improved, making her look quite spiritual.
Zhuang Xuan stood up crookedly. She had not walked on her own feet for many years, so she skipped the toddler stage. Under her old father's delighted gaze, she went straight to the bathroom.
I can't hold it in any longer.
He glanced at Lu Bei blankly, trying to attract the Emperor's attention with his abundant capital. After being ignored, he hurried straight to the second floor.
Her spiritual intelligence was opened and she transformed into a half-demon body. The strong sense of shame made her unbearable and she couldn't bear to be naked.
Whenever Lu Bei took one look at it, she would stop wearing it.
On the other side, a harsh scream came from the bathroom. Zhuang Xuan grabbed the cat ears on top of her head, pulled hard... and then pulled them off.
Looking at the cat ear hair accessory in her hand, she completely collapsed.
If you think about it carefully, Master Tiandi has always taken pleasure in teasing people.
Lu Bei ignored the confused apprentice and came to the game room, entered the game warehouse and lay down, logged in to his power leveling account, and tried to see if he could enter the Kyushu continent as a player.
[The account you entered does not exist, please confirm before logging in]
"Is the number empty..."
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