This is what cultivating immortals is like

"So, how can you make your siblings angry?"

Hu San was heartbroken. If he hadn't been too late, he would have used the pressure of his elder brother to force Lu Bei to return to Sanqing Peak. He would have asked him to hug She Zhang's thigh and cry for forgiveness. She Zhang would not agree and would not allow him to stand up. .

"I thought it was something. Why don't we just arrest a few corrupt officials? There's no need for my young lady to take action personally. I'll go with my brother."

[You have received the mission [Capture important criminals]]

[Mission description: As a Xuanyin Si Qingwei, it is your duty to collect intelligence and arrest key criminals of the imperial court. You cannot refuse this mission, right? ]

[Main mission: Take people as ordered, reward 600,000 experience points]

[Side mission: not triggered]

[Whether to accept? ]

【whether】

In front of the task, Lu Beiyi took the lead and slapped Hu San's chest loudly: "Besides, although our Xuanyin Division is not as good as the Emperor Ji Sect, we still have thugs in the Xiantian realm. You can make an IOU and let the superiors give you a credit of 180%." What’s the problem with ten well-behaved and beautiful female warriors in the Xiantian Realm?”

Speaking of dead soldiers, Lu Bei couldn't help but nodded secretly.

Before coming to Langwu County, he mentioned five dead men in the foundation-building period. A good guy said that one of them would obey orders and never go west when pointed east. He would never chase away dogs when asked to catch geese. In other words, when they took off their pants, five of them died. The scholar hesitated for a moment.

After experiencing the loyalty of the dead soldiers, Lu Bei has been thinking about the one hundred and eighty female dead soldiers assigned to him.

There is no other meaning. It is not tiring to work with men and women. The hard work of Xuanyin Division is really boring if there is no beautiful scenery to support the spirit and will.

Anyway, someone else can't bear this pain!

"It's different. This mission is in Yuezhou. I'm leading the team to cooperate. I'm not the main force in this mission."

Hu San shook his head and explained to Lu Bei again: "My mother has a rival in the capital, and we have always disliked each other..."

The officials on the list were supported by the Iron Sword Alliance after spending a lot of effort and profit. There was also a county guard among them. A sudden arrest might lead to the Iron Sword Alliance robbing people along the way.

Hu San was temporarily recruited and transferred to Yuezhou to lead a small team, responsible for reconnaissance and coordination, and stayed to break up the rear when necessary.

All of this is easy to say, but the difficult part is the person who recruited him, Mu Jiling, the Purple Guard of the Xuanyin Division, a good disciple trained by Hu Er's enemy.

As the top executor of this mission, Mu Jiling selected him from the roster and transferred him to Yuezhou to await dispatch. Hu San did not believe that there was no continuation of the grudges of the previous generation.

"In the entire Ningzhou, no other Qingwei was transferred, but I was selected. What do you mean by her?"

Hu San cried out that she was wronged: "Didn't I tell you when I was a child that she had a flat face, a flat nose, a big mouth, a thick waist, short legs and no neck? I also made up a song and sang it eight times a day, causing her to cry for half a year and be depressed for three years? How many years? I didn’t even take it to heart, why is she so vindictive!”

"Indeed, my brother is on your side. Regardless of the facts and being unreasonable, this Ziwei's mind is really ordinary."

Lu Bei sighed, and then his eyes lit up: "Brother, is it possible that she has been thinking about taking your life all year round, and her hatred turned to you and she fell in love with you."

"Haha, bro, even when I pee, I can reveal a beauty a hundred times more powerful than her. How can someone named Mu be so dignified that he deserves to like me?" Hu San sneered with disdain.

"Then I'm afraid you'll be single for the rest of your life..."

Lu Bei made a faint voice, quite resentful. In terms of looks alone, the two rich women Bai Jin and She Yan were no match for Hu San. This guy wanted to find someone more beautiful than himself, and he was afraid that he would not be able to win over the two rich women. It's hard to put it on the same bed.

"So what if you die alone, we monks don't care about this."

Hu San shrugged indifferently. There were as many beautiful women as crucian carp crossing the river who coveted his appearance. It was really not possible. By then, he would have fallen asleep after all the hard work. Whoever got pregnant with his flesh and blood first would marry him home. They all got pregnant. Just together.

Love is just taking off your pants and putting on your pants. It's a simple thing, so why bother yourself.

"I understand, you think Ziwei is resentful and intends to put on your shoes during this mission. If you are braver, she wants to take your life with the help of the Iron Sword Alliance's fast sword."

Lu Bei analyzed: "So you came to me and wanted to hug my thigh and wish you through the difficulties."

"That's not the case. If she really dares to harm me, she will have to risk her own life."

Hu San shook his head and corrected Lu Bei's mistake by the way: "Besides, I didn't intend to hug your hairy legs, but your lady's long legs."

"Um?!"

Lu Bei's eyes suddenly became sharp: "Brother, I'll give you another chance to reorganize your language, otherwise the brothers will kill each other and our mother will only have a godson in the future."

"Stop talking nonsense, you understand what I mean, that's not what I mean. My sister-in-law is not bad in appearance, but she is just barely eye-catching compared to me. How much do I have to be willing to degenerate before I want to set my sights on her?"

"That's pretty much it."

"Brother, if you tell the truth, don't be sad..."

Hu San murmured: "Martial arts are popular in Yuezhou, which is far from comparable to the comfortable land of Ningzhou. There is no shortage of errand boys in the Dan Bao realm. Your young lady is different, her appearance is not bad, and she is gifted His cultivation level is the same as that of Mu, so it would be more honorable for me to take him over and become my subordinate."

Good brothers are loyal. Lu Bei was not sad and immediately taunted: "Tsk tsk, I'm already in the Xiantian realm, and you only hold the elixir. No wonder you came to me in a hurry."

"Bah, people with the surname Mu are just showing off. I'm about to be born. Have you told anyone about it?"

Hu San retorted sourly: "She has average qualifications. She is able to achieve innate talent before me. It's just because of her master. It's nothing special."

"I am the purple guard, and you are the green guard."

"Bah, you damn Ziwei, he didn't become a high-ranking official through the back door just because he had a good master."

Hu San grumbled: "It's not like me. I start from the bottom and never say there is someone above me."

That’s because I can’t say it!

Lu Bei looked at Hu San with disdain. If Hu Er hadn't hidden his identity for many years and never exposed it, otherwise this guy would have faked his power and rose to the top by relying on his mother's long legs.

"Brother, you know how much credit I have for that mission. If the superiors were not afraid of leaking information and did not dare to move, I would have been promoted to Purple Guard."

Facing Lu Bei's contemptuous gaze, Hu San said reluctantly: "It's hateful, it's all the Iron Sword Alliance's fault. If it weren't for them..."

"If it weren't for them, you wouldn't even have a chance to get promoted."

Lu Bei didn't want to listen to Hu San's nonsense, so he interrupted and said, "Brother, tell me the truth, my mother's enemy in the capital is the Imperial Master, and Ziwei named Mu is her apprentice, right?"

"Hey, you know this too?" Hu Sanqi was surprised.

"I guess, with my mother's beauty and wit, the only person who can make her dislike her and still can't fight her is the only one who is equal to her and the most powerful emperor in the country." Lu Bei said matter-of-factly.

"Brother, haven't you ever been to the capital? How come you know everything?"

Hu San sneered and raised his hand to put on Lu Bei's shoulder: "Tell me, what else do you know? Just call it out in one go. I'll make sure you can go home for the reunion dinner at the end of the year."

Haha, when I was living in the capital, your ashes were raised by Zhao Xiayang.

Lu Bei slapped Hu San's paw away and changed the subject: "I wanted to ask just now. You said that the whole Ningzhou only transferred you and one Qingwei, so who am I? Without a recruitment order, I will not leave my post without permission. Was she convicted?"

"nothing."

Hu San waved his hand and told Lu Bei not to worry: "Your Qingyi is a temporary one. I have calculated the time. When we come back from Yuezhou, it will be almost time to become a full-time official."

"Why is this happening? Is there a treacherous villain who is obstructing it?"

Lu Bei's eyes looked directly at Hu San's, removing all suspicion, the treacherous villain was right in front of him.

"There are no sycophants, but your elder brother does have one."

Hu San hooked Lu Bei's shoulder again and said passionately: "Good brother, mother, you also have a share. I cannot bear the grievances of the previous generation alone. This trip to Yuezhou, you and I are brothers of the same heart, and we are as powerful as gold." , let’s deal with the one named Mu together.”

"It's not good. I have a flat face, a flat nose, a big mouth, a thick waist, short legs, and no neck. I'm afraid I won't be able to unbuckle my belt." Lu Bei shook his head repeatedly. He still had his integrity and refused to be associated with Hu San.

"That was when I was a kid, and I heard that I was pretty."

Seeing the drama, Hu Sanyi changed his previous evaluation and praised Mu Jiling as rare in the world and hard to find in heaven.

"Is nothing going to happen?"

"As long as no one is killed."

"Brother, I'm not very talented. Here are some packs of essential medicine for lonely men and women in the middle of the night. Can you give me some medicine? Can you use it then?"

"Oh, let me take a look at it."

Hu San took a few packets of medicinal powder from Lu Bei, picked up a piece of powder with her little finger and put it under her nose to smell it, frowning and said: "Hehuan Powder, Buddha's Head, Fairy Don't Stop, these are popular goods, and they are not suitable for those who are afraid of the innate realm." It’s because the medicine is not effective enough!”

"Brother, you're an expert. I guessed everything right! Just a stranger, what did you go through during those years of being an undercover agent? Can you tell me a little bit about it?"

Lu Bei clasped his hands in his fists and said with admiration: "Forget about your experience of being drugged by others. Pick a few glorious stories about how you drugged others and tell them slowly. It would be best to publish a book. I used to be a scholar. Rather than listening to books, I prefer to light a lamp and boil oil alone in the dead of night, which creates a sense of artistic conception."

"I don't want to be an expert either. It's all my mother's fault."

Hu San pointed at his face and said speechlessly: "During those years when I was undercover, I said that I would take out a bigger one than everyone else. As a result, those people became more enthusiastic when they knew the man. I couldn't help it, they were all forced. When I came out, I didn’t want to fall into the trap and had to learn some messy things on my own.”

"Brother, I understand your pain. Boys should learn to protect themselves when they go out." Lu Beishen nodded in agreement.

"No, you don't understand."

Hu San rolled his eyes at Lu Bei. He was an outsider and asked him not to put too much money on his face. He took out a packet of secret medicinal powder and stuffed it into Lu Bei's hand: "This packet is a good product. Even the innate realm must be affected. You take a pack, and when the time comes, whoever gets the chance will do it."

Lu Bei: "..."

Just cover your head and fight for two or three hours. Do you really want to kill someone?