This is what cultivating immortals is like

"Thank you, Master Lu, for your advice. If you have no other instructions, I will leave first."

After seven or eight consecutive sparring sessions at the back mountain pool, Zhao Shiran got a chance to breathe and now made up a reason to rush back to Qipan Peak, so that Lu Bei didn't have to see him off.

"Okay, Master Zhao, walk slowly. If Lu takes another two strokes, I won't give it to you."

If you don’t give it away, you won’t give it away. You are really...

I hope you don’t catch a fish today!

Zhao Shiran stopped talking and walked away slowly in the direction he came from. Halfway through, he remembered that the food box was left at the fishing position, so he turned back to retrieve it, and stood beside Lu Bei for a while.

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She let out a long sigh and returned filled with disappointment, suddenly not confident about her appearance.

But if you think about it carefully, it doesn't seem to matter. Practitioners don't easily have feelings for men and women. It's not that Lu Bei doesn't understand the world, but that she takes it for granted.

Well, in fact, she didn't know the reason why she came to Sanqing Peak, whether it was because it was difficult to repay a great favor, or something else.

As time goes by, people's hearts will be revealed. Everyone is a practicing person, and they have been born with the foundation, and it is no less than these thirty or fifty years.

Passing by the front yard of Yuhuamen, Zhao Shiran saw She Zhang leaning on the counter. The two looked at each other and smiled, and the spring blossoms suddenly bloomed.

"Master Zhao, come and sit here often from now on. No need to be polite. Just treat it as your own home."

"That's right, Lu Bei said the same thing."

…

[Exiled to Dust Level 8 (Perfect)]

With the skill ‘Exiled to Dust’, you are just like an ordinary person. If you activate this skill, you can confuse your opponent into not being able to perceive the true realm.

Lu Bei used this confusing magical skill. Without thinking about it, he immediately deleted the 'Yuanran Sword Intention' from his original inventory. The remaining two skills were physical illusion and spiritual illusion. One was used to change the appearance and body shape, and the other One for underground work.

Unless something unexpected happens, these three skills will not be deleted in the short term. Until one day, when he is strong enough and his underground work is smooth, he will consider deleting the 'psychic' skill.

After acquiring the new skill, Lu Bei practiced it. The realm aura could be adjusted freely, and it was easy to stay in the elixir or drop below the foundation building stage.

"Good woman!"

"It's just that the level is a bit low and I haven't gained much experience."

"It's strange. When I didn't want to fish in the past, I couldn't catch anything. Today, I'm more interested than the Air Force..."

"That's not right. We agreed on the novice protection period. If you don't trick me into falling into the trap, how can you expand the aviation brigade?"

"Is it possible that Senior Brother secretly blessed me?"

After a while, Lu Bei, who hadn't caught a single fish, looked around and saw no one around. He secretly hung up a Qiling Pill as bait and harvested a carp.

With about two kilograms in hand, he nodded with satisfaction, took a piece of weed and tied it on a skewer, carrying it toward the inner courtyard.

It is impossible for the air force to be an air force. How can a cultivator be capable of the air force?

…

"Hey, what is this bowl?"

At the dinner table, Lu Bei looked at the big bowl brought to him by Hu He, and a string of question marks floated on his forehead.

After advancing to the innate realm, he has his own spiritual energy circulation and can ensure sufficient energy without eating. However, appetite is never as simple as filling his stomach. As a foodie, he cannot stop being greedy.

Then there were the little foxes eating alone, and he couldn't bear the grievances he felt, so he would often drag She Zhang to the dining table, and occasionally cook a secret roast goose to see if he could get the secondary profession of 'chef'.

Earn skill points, don't be embarrassed.

In the 3.0 version, many players who had incorrectly selected the skill tree in the early stage were reluctant to delete their account and practice again. In order to obtain skill points, they worked five jobs a day and cultivated sub-professions, which seriously lowered the quality of those who were cultivating immortals.

"Master, this bowl is goose leg noodles."

Seeing Lu Bei's question, Hu He secretly glanced at She Zhang and raised his chin proudly: "I personally gave it to the master. You can try it and see if it tastes good."

"That's right. I've put my mind to it. This bowl of noodles looks delicious."

Lu Bei patted Hu He's little head and moved to pick up the sea bowl in front of him.

"Hissssssssss--"

[You have been poisoned. It is determined that your health remains unchanged after deducting the defense and poison immunity]

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A shocking message showed up that Lu Bei was not feeling well. He swallowed the noodles in his mouth with a gulp, and his frowning face was filled with doubts about life.

On the other side, She Zhang clenched his fist and coughed lightly. Hu He received the signal and immediately asked: "How is it, Master, is it delicious?"

"Just judging from the dosage, it should be delicious..."

Lu Bei complained and looked at She Zhang, who looked like a passerby, unable to understand the craftsmanship behind her.

It was his little hand that shook his hand, thinking it was medicine, and he poured a bottle of poison out of habit. The aroma was rich when the soup was being cooked, which made Sister Snake salivate, and she dropped two drops of saliva into the noodle soup.

I can’t figure it out!

Seeing She Xuan's appearance of not caring, but actually taking a peek, and seeing Hu He trying his best to act like a chef, waiting for his praise, Lu Bei smiled slightly, and poured the whole bowl into his mouth.

Save the goose leg for last and enjoy it. The right way is to taste the bitter taste first and then the sweet taste. You can be a good person, but you can’t wrong yourself too much.

[You have been poisoned. It is determined that your health remains unchanged after deducting the defense and poison immunity]

Lu Bei chewed the poison in his mouth, no, chewed the goose meat in his mouth, and fell into doubt about life again. It was still the same sentence that he couldn't figure out.

For a moment, he suspected that the vixen and the snake spirit had joined forces to rebel. Not only did they want to oust him as the leader, but they also wanted to abolish his cultivation and lock him in the basement to serve as a furnace.

"What, Xiao Yu, you didn't take a few bites of such delicious noodles after cooking?" Lu Bei was surprised.

"No, because it was specially ordered for you, the leader. I only let Sister She taste it twice, and the sisters didn't even eat it!" At this point, Hu He looked at She Zhang with unspeakable grievances in his words.

The little foxes all wanted to try She Zhang's cooking, but Elder She used his identity to suppress it, saying that he was not prepared enough today, and the portion was only enough for the master to barely moisten their throats, and he would make it for them another day.

Definitely next time!

Lu Bei: "..."

The case was solved. She Zhang was immune to her own toxins and couldn't taste the poison in the noodles, so...

It's good. I didn't let anyone else try the poison. Instead, I replaced it with the little foxes, and we will collectively lose weight tomorrow.

"Ahem, what's that? This bowl of noodles was made with care. I like it very much. It will be included in the head's special list in the future. No one else is eligible to enjoy it except me."

Ignoring the secret joy in the corner of She Zhang's eyes, Lu Bei teased a few greedy little foxes, patted his belly and said, "It's a pity that there is only a small bowl of such delicious food, and the aftertaste between the lips and teeth becomes lighter and lighter. Otherwise, the leader, I would have to say two words." .”

When the little foxes heard this, they whined continuously.

"Ahem, I remember that Xiao Yu cooked a whole pot. If you like it, I will bring it to you." She Zhang put her fist in front of her face, and she knew that it was just below, very simple.

The person surnamed Zhao still wants to show off his talents, haha, he is self-righteous, and he is trapped in a cocoon.

"Master, I want to eat too, just one pot!"

Hu Xuan approached Lu Bei in a low voice, and to show his sincerity, he asked Lu Bei to remove Elder She's goose leg noodles with honey sauce from the head's special offer list, and quietly stuffed an apple into his hand.

Lu Bei: "..."

Are you going to use this to bribe the boss?

It would not only embarrass She Xuan, but also prevent the vixens he raised from scurrying away en masse. He accepted the apples and severely scolded Hu Xuan for his bribery. He stood up and strode towards the kitchen.

"Elder She, go to the back mountain to catch a hare. I'll wait for you in the kitchen."

"What are you doing catching hares? A pot of noodles isn't enough for you?"

"Don't ask, just go and come back quickly."

Half an hour later, She Zhang hid her face and left the kitchen, walking towards the underground palace with a messy pace. He claimed that he would go into seclusion, which could be as short as a few months or as long as a year, during which he did not want to see anyone.

Looking at his leaving figure, Lu Bei raised his hand and touched his chin. There was no need to test her anymore, he just eliminated the possibility. He dared to conclude that this woman was greedy for his body.

His performance was not obvious before because there was no external pressure. Today Zhao Shiran came to visit and immediately took the initiative.

"As expected of me, I recruit girls wherever I go...well, even rich women like it." The corner of Lu Bei's mouth curled up, the situation was decided, and it was basically certain that something was going on.

"It's a pity that Lu is devoted to senior sister. Sister She, you have impure thoughts. In the end, everything is in vain." Lu Bei asserted that he was very sure.

I dare to say this purely from experience. When he was still fishing in the office, he was kind-hearted and did not know how to reject girls.

Then he traveled through time.

Having learned his lesson, Lu Bei is very confident in his current anal strength. If She Yan relies on her beauty, she can come to his room at midnight tonight and try it out to ensure that she can stay pregnant.

Having said that, if one day She Zhang revealed that she had a man outside, Lu Bei would really not be able to accept it. Mingren kept the fruit secret for so long. He would rather rot in his own garden than allow others to pick it.

"Wouldn't it be too selfish not to pick it? After all, it's not easy for Sister She, either?"

"But if you want them all, making the same mistake that all men in the world make would make you look too scumbag..."

"What should I do, selfish or scumbag?"

Lu Bei raised his hand to name the generals. Following the guidance of fate, he chose selfishness and decided to become a scumbag.

He had no choice, his conscience couldn't bear it, and he couldn't bear it when he thought that because of his rejection, She Yan shed tears and fell into despair.

"Oh, it's so difficult for me!"

Lu Bei sighed deeply. He had obviously relived his life, but he still couldn't get rid of his bad habits.

"No matter, let's leave it alone for now. If Sister She attacks herself, it's none of my business."

Thinking of this, Lu Bei decided to take a look and talk about it. If he really had a chance to ride, his senior sister would know right from wrong and should, probably, probably not blame him.

"Speaking of which, will Master Zhao come tomorrow? If so, why don't you get closer to her, put a shoulder on her back or something? Maybe when Sister She is angry, I can prove that I can really stay calm. .”

"Hey, wouldn't this be unfair to Master Zhao? She has thanked me so much, but I use her as a tool. How about..."

"Don't worry if you have too many debts. If possible, could you share some of the sweetness with her?"

"No, I'm not that kind of person!"

"Master, I don't know how to solve this problem. How did you solve it back then... Oh, I forgot that you are single. I'm sorry to bother you."

Lu Bei looked up at the sky and lamented that it was so difficult to become an immortal. No wonder everyone was single. It turned out to be this reason.

On the side, Hu He, who came to the kitchen with bowls and chopsticks, looked at Lu Bei. He tilted his head and thought for a moment before suddenly realizing that the boss was ill again today!