This is what cultivating immortals is like
Chapter 158 As expected of you, you can always come up with something new for me
"Second brother, if you don't want to go back, I won't force you. Remember to make up for it next year. No matter how busy you are, you must find time to go to the capital. Maybe my mother will pass on a villa in the capital to you when she is happy."
Hu San tempted him, and seeing that Lu Bei really had no intention of going to the capital, he had no choice but to give up, and said instead: "I will come back in about a month, and will be promoted to the Purple Guard by then. The ugly words are ahead, and you can't use roast goose to deal with me because of your money. "
"Don't talk nonsense!"
Lu Bei curled his lips, just in case the roast geese didn't sell well. He personally went to Sijing Peak to select the three best ones, just to have Head Ding hold a beauty contest. Can this be called perfunctory?
"By the way, you are idle anyway. Brother Wei has two cases on hand. Please take some time to deal with them."
Hu San took out two files: "According to your request, they are the ones that arrest people directly. They are simple and easy to operate and don't take much effort."
"It's Chinese New Year, can't you let me have a rest?"
Lu Bei was uncompromising in his words and accepted the dossier honestly. He lacked everything but the time to complete the task.
The two chatted for a while, and Hu San stood up to say goodbye. Lu Bei did not say goodbye and opened the file to read.
You have new tasks, please check them.
Lu Bei imagined the clear and melodious electronic sound of a female voice and opened his personal panel to view the information prompts.
[You have received the mission [Capture the fugitive]] x2
[Task description...
[…]
[Whether to accept? ]
【whether】
After confirming to accept the task, Lu Bei put away the file and raised his hand to move towards She Zhang. He counted the time and found that it was time for the daily cooking teaching again.
The task of apprehending the fugitives is not urgent for the time being. The two tasks combined only amount to 500,000 experience points and involve a total of three Xiantian realm monks. With his ability, he can easily win them.
There is no boasting. We will leave tonight and return tomorrow morning before dawn.
Stable!
"Sister She, how many times have I told you that the way you hold the kitchen knife is wrong? We are cutting vegetables, not fingers. Why don't you understand?"
"It's still not right, you Yumu... why are you staring at me? Forget it, let me teach you step by step!"
"Remember, this is really the last time."
…
night.
The stars are sparse and the crescent moon has wolf teeth.
On the top of the hill where Wutongmen is located, the Juyi Hall is brightly lit. The disciples exchange cups, eat meat, drink wine, laugh and curse, and are so happy.
The leader, Hao Mingzhi, laughed loudly and drank with a middle-aged man who looked like a scribe. He wiped the drink from his beard and said, "Brother, it's not easy for you to come here. Why rush to go? You can just stay longer."
"Brother, I committed a murder in Linzhou. There is a lot of noise outside. I want to go to Yuezhou to avoid the limelight. It is much more chaotic than Ningzhou. If possible, I plan to divert to the land of Xiongchu."
The middle-aged scribe whispered: "I met my eldest brother today. I said it was a visit, but it was actually a farewell. I'm afraid we won't be able to see each other again for twenty or thirty years."
"Brother, what murder case did you commit? How big is the lawsuit?"
Hao Mingzhi was curious and put down the wine glass in his hand: "Let me tell you, brother, I have some connections in Huangji Sect. If the lawsuit is not big, I can help you with it and become a guest of Huangji Sect. Isn’t it beautiful!”
"Brother, please don't make fun of me. Can the Emperor Ji Sect appreciate my little tricks?"
"Hahaha, brother, I'm being humble. You were also a great man in your early years. You were in the Xiantian realm and proficient in the art of disguise. You have a thousand faces and a thousand identities. The stewards of the Huangji Sect like you like this."
"Disaster."
The middle-aged scribe looked around and lowered his voice: "When I was in Ningzhou, I had several romantic relationships with the concubine of the local county magistrate's family. Once, I accidentally leaked the news and was revealed by the county magistrate's wife... …”
"Hiss, you killed her?"
"I've been sleeping with you."
"..."
Hao Mingzhi choked for a moment, winked and didn't know what to say, and said sourly: "I still say that I have no ability. If I had your ever-changing ability, I would have become an official in Huangji Sect. Forgive me for speaking frankly, no The news that Shen leaked was spread by you yourself, right?"
"Hey, big brother Yingming."
"But what does this have to do with the murder? Do you..."
As if he thought of something, Hao Zhizhi sweated on his forehead and woke up from his drunkenness in an instant: "Brother, tell me the truth, did the county magistrate break up the adultery, and you couldn't think about it for a moment, and... clicked him?"
"Brother, you know that I have never sought wealth or sex in my life. I just had a little hobby and finally hooked up with the county magistrate's wife and concubine. He is dead, and I am not happy if others are happy!"
The middle-aged scribe sighed silently: "It's unlucky to say the least. That day I was having an affair at the county magistrate's house, and I was accidentally bumped into by the county magistrate's mother. This time it was really an accident, and I didn't mean to spread the news. "
"I understand, I'm sleeping with you!"
Hao Mingzhi raised his eyebrows: "As expected of you, you can always come up with new tricks for me."
"No, the county magistrate's mother was too old and couldn't bear the stimulation. She was so angry that she kicked her legs out of anger and it was over."
"Ah this..."
Hao Mingzhi scratched his head when he heard this, and said dryly: "Brother, although this matter is your fault, it is not your fault. Why is there a life lawsuit? The county magistrate's wife and concubine are also at fault. They have guilty consciences and should help you hide it. That’s it?”
"The two of them beat each other up, put up their pants, turned against each other, and pushed them all away. I was miserable. Not only did I become a thief who broke into the house and robbed money and sex, but before the robbery was completed, I scared the county magistrate to death. Mom, do you think it’s unfair or not?”
The middle-aged scribe shook his head repeatedly: "When the yellow mud falls off the crotch, it is either feces or feces. I thought that the two of her were pregnant with my flesh and blood, so I acted impulsively and took everything."
Hao Mingzhi: (一`灬一)
Lu Bei: (一`一)
He raised his glass and clinked it with Hao Mingzhi, and said with emotion: "After talking for a long time, you are not the worst in love, the county magistrate is."
"Hey, I think so too, little brother said...said..."
Hao Mingzhi nodded repeatedly and suddenly realized something was wrong. He looked dumbfounded at Lu Bei who had appeared at the wine table at an unknown time: "Who are you, a disciple of which academy, and when did you come here?"
"When I first arrived, the county magistrate's wife broke into her face to face."
Lu Bei took out the token in his arms and waved it to the middle-aged scribe: "Cao Chenghua, your case has been revealed, come with me!"
"Xuan, Xuanyin Division?!!"
The middle-aged scribe, Cao Chenghua, immediately shrank his eyes when he saw the shining golden token. However, seeing that Lu Bei was only at the Dan Bao realm, he quickly put his heart in his throat back and picked up the wine glass in a leisurely manner. : "Brother, this brother is drunk, let's continue. Regarding my two babies, the eldest brother remembers to send someone to inquire. If the county magistrate finds out that they are not as ugly as him and are not his son, remember to help the brother pick up Ning. This side of the state.”
"Nonsense, nonsense, I'm not your eldest brother, I don't have a heartless brother like you!"
Hao Mingzhi slammed the table, causing the table to be littered with cups and plates. He raised his hands and saluted Lu Bei: "Master of the Xuanyin Division, please show me clearly. I introduced this beast to the mountain gate just to find out his true identity. I can't hide anything from you." , I had already made plans to get him drunk and send him to the government."
A loud noise spread throughout the entire venue.
The laughter and curses in the surrounding area stopped. The drunken disciple No. 780 of the Wutong Sect suddenly woke up after hearing this sound and slowly surrounded Lu Bei's table.
"The Xuanyin Division is handling the case, please disperse as soon as possible!" Lu Bei said angrily.
"Hahaha, how dare you come to seek bad luck on me even though you are so small in holding pills?"
Cao Chenghua was overjoyed. He first pointed at his angry eldest brother, and then at dozens of big men around him: "Sober up, this is the Wutong Gate Juyi Hall. Do you know what 'righteousness' is?"
Bang! !
A straight punch came towards his face, Cao Chenghua's proud lips were instantly submerged by the punch, and his body flew out. As soon as he landed, he was suppressed by dozens of men, and was buried at the bottom like a stack of arhats.
"Brother, brother, what are you doing?"
Cao Chenghua squeezed his head out with difficulty and looked at Hao Mingzhi in disbelief, who was beating him with his fists: "Brother, as promised, loyalty comes first, he is just a bastard!"
I don't know whether it was the physical pain from the beating or the pain from the beating in the soul. Cao Chenghua's nose was red and the corners of his eyes were full of tears.
"Loyalty comes first as a small righteousness that is unclear about right and wrong. A great righteousness is called extermination of one's relatives. It is a great righteousness for the family, country and the world."
Hao Mingzhi sneered and said: "How could a person like Hao be complicit with a despicable lecher like you? Bah, if I had known you were this kind of person, I wouldn't have let you in through the door of the Juyi Hall."
"Headmaster Hao is wise!"
Lu Bei clapped his hands in praise, and then waved his hand and said: "The Xuanyin Division is handling the case. The rest of the people are waiting to disperse quickly. I already know that Wu Tongmen is Wu Zhou Qingliu. It's none of your business. I will take down the prisoner myself."
"Sir, this guy has Xiantian realm cultivation." Hao Mingzhi reminded.
"Why, you look down on my little Baodan?"
"My lord is joking. It's just that we rough men can do such rough work. There is no need to dirty your hands."
"..."
Such a reincarnation of Wenquxing, it is a great pity for Wu Zhou officialdom that you do not become an official in the court.
Lu Bei complained in his heart, waved his disciples to disperse, and said to Cao Chenghua: "Looking at the twists and turns of your case and the fascinating plot, just follow me and I won't beat you up."
Cao Chenghua stood up and glared at everyone, and sneered: "You are so shameless in your words. You are holding the pill in a small way. I just stand here and don't move. How can you hurt me?"
Bang! !
Afterimages flashed past, Lu Bei withdrew his fist on the spot, and Cao Chenghua disappeared. All the disciples heard was a loud bang outside the Juyi Hall, and then the sound of the courtyard wall collapsing.
It was such a fast punch that I didn’t even see it clearly.
This person is by no means a magician, and it is impossible for him to be born...
Transformation realm! !
Hao Mingzhi's eyes narrowed suddenly, and his attitude became more respectful. The remaining disciples No. 70 and 80 also stood obediently and silently looked at their leader with reverence.
The leader is wise! xN
"What are you still doing? Go and dig out the evil thief. Don't keep me waiting."
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