This is what cultivating immortals is like

"What's wrong, what's wrong with this name?"

Seeing Zhu Yan's stunned look, Lu Bei couldn't help but become curious. Could it be that Zhu Qilan was really a grandma-level figure in terms of relationship and seniority.

"There's nothing wrong with the name, it's just..."

Zhu Yan frowned and thought: "I don't have any impression, and I seem to have heard of this name somewhere. Why not go to the market first? Maybe I can remember it after walking around for a while."

Lu Bei's face was embarrassed when he heard this. If it had been another woman, the subtext of this sentence was that she would not give birth to a girl and would not let her have sex. If it had been Zhu Yan, he roughly understood why a smart cousin would be so careless about giving birth to a daughter. The lungs are heartless.

The carriage stopped at the intersection of the market. Zhu Yan dragged Lu Bei out of the car, put her hand on his arm, and walked around the shops along the street.

Shop seventy-eight.

Lu Bei numbly moved in front of the store, secretly thinking that she was indeed a married woman, full of physical strength and energy, and her fighting power alone exceeded that of She Zhang and five little foxes.

The eldest cousin got up early in the morning and went straight to the military camp. It was indeed a wise move.

"Oh, I remembered it!"

Zhu Yan exclaimed and raised her hand to wave to Lu Bei. Seeing that his expressionless face looked like a ghost of her own, she covered her mouth and smiled secretly, then quickly stepped forward and dragged him into the store.

"Xiao Bei, I remember who Zhu Qilan is."

You can actually remember it?

Lu Beiren's head hurt, and he gave up and planned to go back to Xuanyin Division to find out the details of Zhu Qilan.

Zhu Yan looked around and whispered: "Zhu Qilan is your Majesty's imperial sister and eldest princess, with a long-lasting title."

After saying that, she complained again: "I'm surprised. I seem to have heard of the name Zhu Qilan but have no impression of it. It would be better if I just banned the account. I can't remember the name directly."

"Eldest Princess?!"

Lu Bei's eyes widened when he heard this, and he gasped and said: "Senior sister, are you confused by shopping? Let's go, we won't go shopping anymore, we will go home now."

It's not that he didn't believe it, but that he rejected the answer from the bottom of his heart. The first meeting with Zhu Qilan was not pleasant, and the two sides fought fiercely. He put the other person in a desperate situation several times.

It was such a close call that he almost killed the emperor's sister.

Lu Bei wiped the cold sweat from his forehead. Fortunately, Zhu Qilan was tough enough and didn't let him succeed. Otherwise, his excellent character of loyalty to the emperor and patriotism collapsed on the spot, and he said goodbye to his comfortable life. From now on, he would have no choice but to follow the Iron Sword Alliance to rebel.

"Why are you shouting so loudly!"

Zhu Yan raised her hand and pinched Lu Bei's arm, and whispered: "Members of the royal family have a distinguished status and cannot discuss right and wrong. What should I do if someone overhears me?"

"What are you afraid of? Senior sister's surname is also Zhu."

"It's different. I, Zhu, am worthless. Otherwise, how could your cousin trick me into the house with just a few words?"

Hehe, it’s not certain who is cheating who!

Lu Bei complained in his heart, seriously suspecting that his eldest cousin lost his virginity after drinking. Seeing that his belly was getting bigger and bigger, he had no choice but to marry his son.

"Hey, what do you mean by your disdainful expression?"

"I despise my elder cousin's flattery."

"continue."

"..."

Lu Bei rolled his eyes and whispered: "Senior sister, regarding the eldest princess, I am serious. If you think about it again, maybe Ji Cha is thinking of someone else."

"How can it be."

Zhu Yan raised her hand and clasped her fingers and counted: "Cultivating the Dharma and training, the country is prosperous, the word 'Qi' is just like this, she is the eldest princess, she can't be wrong."

"Then... in terms of seniority, senior sister, what do you call the eldest princess?" Lu Bei asked curiously.

"The relatives are too far apart, and I am not included in the Zhu family tree, so there is no point in ranking me."

Zhu Yan's words were meaningless, but she looked extremely proud. She patted Lu Bei's shoulder and said, "To be honest, your senior sister and I are the same generation as His Majesty. Many old men from the Zhu family will respectfully call me Auntie when they see me." .”

"So old?"

"Um?!"

"Ahem."

Lu Bei clenched his fists and coughed twice, then said with a serious face: "Senior sister, don't get me wrong. I came from an orphanage and have no idea about big families. I don't mean anything else, it's just weird..."

"It's strange that members of the royal family have high cultivation and long life spans, and strict restrictions on the number of children. Over the years, they should be the highest in seniority. Why am I the same generation as them, right?" Zhu Yan said angrily.

"Senior sister is wise when people of the bright side don't speak secretly."

"It's not surprising, whose ancestors haven't been rich yet."

Zhu Yan briefly explained that her ancestors had also produced people with extremely high cultivation levels. They could not bear the infighting between the royal family and the Huangji Sect in the Zhu family, so they gave up their generation in exchange for purity and stayed away from the whirlpool of power.

Because both sides are offended, both sides are offended. The family has no resources to support, and its influence is not as good as the previous generation.

"I understand. According to this relationship, Your Majesty is my cousin and Zhu Qilan is my cousin. Is there anything wrong with that?"

"It doesn't matter, I'm not missing you or two."

Zhu Yan waved her hand casually, Lao Zhu's family lacked everything, especially relatives. The capital is even more crowded. Eighty percent of the prisoners sent to prison and executed every year are related to the royal family. No matter how distant the relationship is, the whole world is one family.

Suddenly, Zhu Yan thought of something and said curiously: "For no reason, you asked Princess Changming what she was doing. You will tell me the ugly story ahead. If you fail Senior Sister Bai, you will no longer have me as Senior Sister in the future."

"Senior sister, why did you say this? Senior sister Bai and I are innocent, and we haven't even said a word yet!" Lu Bei was shocked. The gossip guy really had something, and he could see through the truth of senior sister's secret love for him at a glance.

"Hmph, stop pretending here, I saw it with my own eyes that day..."

Zhu Yan raised her hand and gestured, but she didn't say anything after all. She said with a strange tone: "Princess Changming is in the boudoir and is not married yet. She is His Majesty's eldest sister. Marrying her is like reaching the sky in one step. It's normal for Xiaobei that you want to hug her thigh." . Work hard and you will be promoted and rich in the future. Remember to support your cousin who is hanging out in a poor place in the countryside."

Lu Bei rolled his eyes and used the tried and tested method of diverting attention. He raised his hand and pointed to the long street outside: "Senior sister, there is a jewelry store at the intersection. I just heard the announcement. All jewelry in the store are 20% off. Today only. Don’t wait until the expiration date.”

"Oh, why didn't you tell me earlier, is it that Liu's Gold Firm?"

Zhu Yan's face changed drastically, and she dragged Lu Bei straight to the outside of the store: "Hurry up, start running, there is a hairpin that I have been eyeing for a long time, but I haven't been willing to buy it, but I finally got a discount."

Lu Bei put his hands in his sleeves and followed Zhu Yan slowly. As soon as he arrived at the door, he saw the latter rushing into Yalin, paying for the bill and taking away the jewelry he had longed for.

"Ah, I feel so good."

Zhu Yan strode out of Jinxing, looked at the robe Lu Bei was wearing, frowned and said: "You are not green or black, you are old enough, you are young and you are not energetic, this is not good, you want to seduce the princess , you have to learn to invest in yourself, let’s go, senior sister, I’m happy to take you to make two new clothes today.”

Lu Bei nodded and did not refuse Zhu Yan's kindness.

Although She Zhang made several new clothes for the little foxes in the past few days and ordered two for him. He currently has no shortage of clothes, but...

People's words are terrible, especially when faced with gossips. The more they talk, the more they will be exposed. It is better not to mention it at all.

Lest the news spread back to Lingxiao Sword Sect, senior sister would shed tears all day long.

"Speaking of Princess Changming, I admired her a lot when I was a child. She always pushed back on a marriage, which made the groom's family very embarrassed and it was useless for anyone to intercede..."

"I can only make the decision about my man. If not, I would rather die alone..."

Zhu Yan was gossiping about Lu Bei's science all the way. As she was talking, she suddenly became sour: "I heard that there are people queuing up in front of her house every day, and the gifts are not given in pieces. If it is less than a car, it is not sincere. If Xiaoyu is so valuable, , I sell her once every few months, and I won’t have to worry about it for the rest of my life.”

Lu Bei: "..."

The speechless thing was not over yet. Zhu Yan met several discerning women in Buzhuang. They were either from officials or wealthy merchants. Several beautiful women saw Zhu Yan shopping with the pretty boy and custom-made clothes for him. They all joked that Wei Mao would have a prosperous official career after suffering this disaster.

Not only did Zhu Yan not explain, but she even arrogantly held the pretty boy's arm to show that what they said was right.

Several beautiful women covered their mouths and smiled sweetly. They gathered around and joked with Zhu Yan, asking her where she found her lover.

Lu Bei stood in the crowd with a serious face. Every breath he took smelled of high-end rouge and gouache. He was shocked to find that his butt was attacked. He looked around but could not find the murderer.

Considering that these were Zhu Yan's daily companions, he just endured the humiliation without saying anything. He never thought that for the sake of Zhu Yan's sake, the other party would become even more arrogant.

His butt protested, his brain told him to endure it any longer, his cock trembled, fearing to become the next victim, and shouted for his hands to come and protect him.

Xiao Lubei spoke in person, not having the brain to refute, so he ordered his hands and feet to push away the crowd, and quickly arrived outside the Buzhuang.

"Hey, what is this?"

Lu Bei took out a pink handkerchief from his pocket and saw the address written on it. His face was as heavy as a jujube and his eyebrows were astonishing. He randomly picked a lucky passerby and stuffed the handkerchief over him.

According to gossip, the next day, the county magistrate suffered from liver qi stagnation for some unknown reason and was bedridden for three days due to a serious illness.

Back to business, Lu Bei stood waiting outside the cloth shop. After Zhu Yan finished chatting with the beautiful women, she walked out without finishing her thoughts, took Lu Bei's arm and walked towards the next shop.

A line of sight focused on him, and Lu Bei felt something in his heart. The feeling spread out and he glanced towards the source.

What caught his eye was an extremely familiar back figure.

Wei Mao!

Lu Bei: (一`一)

My eldest cousin is very well-informed. As soon as the pretty boy came to the senior sister's side, people from his side arrived.

Lu Bei snickered in his heart. He saw Wei Mao coming and going in a hurry, pretending that he had never appeared before he made a sudden stop and rushed Zhu Yan towards his hiding place.

corner.

Lu Bei blocked Wei Mao and laughed: "Cousin, what a coincidence, you come and pee against the wall?"

"Oh, isn't this General Wei? Why, you are not staying in the military camp during the Chinese New Year, and you have come out to have a private meeting with your young lover?" Zhu Yan curled her lips, raised her hands and tightened the arms in her arms, as if I have someone to accompany me today, so I don't need to. You are pretentious.

"There are deserters hiding here. I'll come over and take a look." Wei Mao replied calmly.

"Report to General Wei, I saw deserters. Follow me, go this way." Lu Bei grabbed Wei Mao's arm. There were many people and it was more appropriate for him to lead the way.

Three people traveling together.

As they walked, Lu Bei disappeared, and the two of them walked close to each other.