This is what cultivating immortals is like

The moon is missing.

The capital, South Street area, is brightly lit.

A burly man walked away from the fence, swaying step by step, humming a tune and walking in the lively market.

After a while, the strong man turned into a short street and walked outside the wall of Zhumen's large courtyard.

Looking at the wealthy family with lights out, he smiled, turned over and jumped over the wall.

The person's body shape changed rapidly in mid-air. When he landed, he lost his strong back and strong waist, and became a man with an alluring appearance... He was still a man.

Fox three.

Climbing over the wall is not to steal jade and beauty. With his male-female appearance, it won't be so troublesome. He shows his true appearance and hooks his hands. His voice is light and his body is soft and easy to push down.

Just go home normally.

If you don't leave through the door, you have to climb over the wall...

It’s so funny that any serious person would leave the door when they go home!

If you don't practice the skills of climbing over the wall now, it will be too late to practice it after you get married.

"The capital is so boring that I can't even find friends to talk to. As a result, I can only touch other girls' little hands every day for half a month, and I'll have calluses on their little hands. If I had known this, what could I have said? I have to kidnap my good brother back. With him sharing the pressure, the old witch won't just lecture me." Hu San lamented, wishing that he and Lu Bei would die together.

But it’s not a little fun, I saw one today.

In the middle of last year, Juxian Yage introduced a new girl, whose stage name is Xunyi, which is only one character different from lavender.

One word difference makes a world of difference.

Xunyi is the kind of concubine who keeps company with others, she is well-educated and beautiful, and she is proficient in all kinds of music, chess, calligraphy and painting. As soon as she comes on the market, she attracts many licking dogs vying to be listed.

Tonight, two groups of dandy boys got into a jealous fight over her. One group was a young dandy, a brat in his thirties or 40s, and a group was a senior old dandy. Any one of them started out in his nineties.

Both parties spend a lot of money to compete in the rankings, but the little kid is defeated by the old man. The self-proclaimed Lao Ba spends millions and reaches the top of the list. His wealth is beyond the reach of the little kids.

The eighth child is not a quiet person either. He always gets into trouble wherever he goes. After he became the top brother, he used all kinds of harsh words and sarcastic words about the little brats who don’t understand the happiness of rich people. He is not worthy of calling himself a playboy and even asked them to go home to eat. Baby, don't come out and embarrass yourself.

Young people can be poor, but they can't be discouraged. The young dudes slapped the table and got up. The two sides quarreled, clamoring to sleep with each other's wives. After the process was completed, the two groups grabbed the benches and swung the tables, making the scene colorful.

The onlookers shook their heads and lamented that your circle was really chaotic.

Without him, the two groups of dandy boys basically all have the surname Zhu. According to their clamoring remarks, there will be trouble if the Zhu circle is not in chaos.

After a while, soldiers patrolling the imperial city arrived and took away all the two groups of royal relatives.

Not to mention, although the big and small dandies are prodigal, their IQs are basically online. Knowing that there are people in Juxian Argyle, they don't dare to use real skills in the fight, and they are noobs pecking each other throughout the whole process.

When they were taken away, they all cooperated honestly and each said harsh words. Three days later, there was a fight to the death in the eastern suburbs mines. Who won and who had the qualifications to get close to Xunyi.

Hu San sat by the window on the second floor, looking at the two groups of defeated dogs, so happy that Yahuazi laughed.

Next to him is Xunyi, who is the top recommendation of the Juxian Yage platform, is beautiful and can talk.

Hu San held her little hand, her pretty face was speechless, and she was thinking about what potion could be used to get rid of the calluses on her hands as soon as possible.

Also, can you change your hand so that you don’t always hold one hand?

There are three reasons why Hu San can get top-notch little hands.

One, Hu Er is rich.

Second, Hu Er is really rich.

Third, Juxian Accord is the property of Hu Er. As the young master, Hu San is his property after rounding up. It is barely half of Hu Four, so he can take over whoever he wants.

The other hand was reserved for Hu Si, but unfortunately no one came.

Otherwise, it would be really fun for the two brothers, one on the left and the other on the right, holding their top-notch little hands while watching the losers downstairs getting jealous.

As for the big brother on the list...

I don’t care about the atmosphere in the world of immortality. It’s very conscientious not to change my appearance and change my voice to trick you into ranking. If you still want to touch the little hands of the top, just go ahead and dream!

This is what cultivating immortality is like.

…

In the courtyard, Hu San sighed and walked towards his own courtyard.

Because of Xuanyin Division's undercover mission, they had been separated for many years and rarely showed up. The capital was no longer the same capital as before.

While he was melancholy, his keen sense of smell was extremely vigilant. There was a faint lingering fragrance in the air, familiar and terrifying.

No, it’s the arrogance of a vixen.

The old witch is home!

Hu San was horrified, turned around and ran towards the courtyard wall, leaping forward as fast as lightning.

Snapped!

A big blue hand shot up from the ground, intercepted Hu San in mid-air, and crushed him to the ground like a little chicken.

The water wave was dizzy, and the ground in the courtyard was rippled with no power at all. Hu San was wailing repeatedly, with a face full of grief for a dead mother, struggling and unable to be dragged into the ground.

Bang! !

As the world was spinning, Hu San's butt hurt. He bared his teeth and jumped up. When he saw Hu Er admiring the moon at the pavilion, he obediently walked over.

The moonlight is like water, pouring out hazy spiritual mist, and the beauty is covered in light silver gauze, white and holy.

To Hu San, this kind of beautiful scenery is like a dung cart without wheels and a stinking air.

"Mom, what a coincidence, you are also at home!"

While rubbing his buttocks, he complained: "If you have something to say, why do you hit me?"

"Do I need a reason to hit you?" Hu Er said angrily.

"Mom, I don't like hearing what you said. You don't need a reason to hit me. It's free to hit your child during the New Year. But if it hurts your hand, wouldn't it appear that the child is unfilial and won't come back to you during the New Year? The Ningzhou Hu Si of our family has the same virtues?" Seeing that Hu Er's tone was not kind, Hu San quickly used the method of diverting attention.

Unfortunately, this trick didn't work well today.

"Don't talk like this, Lu Bei is much better than you, sensible and filial, which brings a lot of glory to my mother." Hu Er was even more angry. He is also a son, why is there such a big gap!

"What, he is still filial. Mother, you don't know. Regarding the division of your inheritance a hundred years from now, the second child and I have discussed it countless times." Hu San said before he died together.

"You two are such good sons for your mother!"

Hu Er smiled coldly, and a big blue hand appeared, pressing Hu San and rubbing it on the ground: "Even so, he is hundreds of times better than you."

"Mom, tell me what kind of ecstasy soup that brat gave you, and I'll buy it too."

Faintly seeing the firewood shed door open, Hu San was frightened. He broke away from the big blue hands pressing on his body, nodded and leaned forward, squeezing his shoulders and beating his back, hoping to awaken Hu Er's motherly love.

However, it was of no use. Hu Er's motherly love was now all on Lu Bei, and it was annoying to look at Hu San more than once.

When the door of the woodshed opened another three points, Hu San was shocked: "Mother, what on earth did that brat do? You speak!"

"It's not a big deal. Your Majesty came to me today to complain. Lu Bei slept with the eldest princess, Chang Ming. We have been practicing double cultivation for some time."

Hu Er sighed: "The evidence is so ironclad that I can't argue with you, so I can only acquiesce."

“Hissssssss——”

Hu San took a breath and said angrily: "Your Majesty, you are still being unreasonable. My wise brother is about 20 years old, and he is still an ignorant boy. His face is so tender that he can pinch water. According to my experience of traveling in the world for many years, , it’s clear that the eldest princess knows that she can’t get married, and seeing that her younger brother has outstanding qualifications is her only way out, so she shamelessly seduces him!”

"Be polite, Chang Ming will be your brother-in-law from now on."

No, I already have younger siblings. Xiao Xuan is cruel and ruthless, so it's okay to be a snake.

Hu San murmured in his heart, secretly thinking that there was something fun to watch again, and said happily: "So, mother, you nod in agreement, the marriage is settled?"

"No, His Majesty believes that Chang Ming is too high to reach a high level, and it is wrong to kill the family with one blow, so he insists on rejecting this marriage."

"Your Majesty is somewhat self-aware."

Hu San nodded and frowned: "What about the eldest princess? If someone loses her life, the majesty of the royal family will be lost?"

"Then it's none of my business."

Hu Er is also waiting to have fun, hoping that Lu Bei will do it quickly and kill people as soon as possible.

"That's right. You don't need to get married and you have a beautiful woman to embrace you. She is still His Majesty's biological sister. She is so noble. The second brother may not know what success will look like..."

Speaking of this, Hu San curled his lips in displeasure: "Mother, what is the level of cultivation of Princess Changming? Tell me the truth. Is it the brat who came to the door to be a sweetheart, or was it the princess who went crazy while practicing and became blind?"

"In the Void Refining Realm, I have obtained the four-elephant white tiger treasure in the Secret Realm of the Four Gods Lake, and my future is limitless."

"Aba Aba..."

Hu San's face turned pale, his pupils instantly lost their brightness, and his whole person turned gray.

Knowing that Lu Bei Xianyu turned over and hugged the lap of the eldest princess in the Void Refining Realm, he had no worries about food and clothing, and his life was endlessly happy. It was simply more uncomfortable than being taken turns to be served by dozens of big men.

His grief was so deep that in the entire capital, only Zhu Qiyou could compete.

"Mom, is there something wrong? The second brother is so talented. No matter how blind the eldest princess is, she shouldn't..."

Hu San firmly refused to believe it, and decided to struggle again: "I have a point to make, just a passerby, the eldest princess is a little hungry."

"Haha, Xiantian, which one of your eyes saw him?" Hu Er sneered.

"I only said goodbye to him a few years ago. I saw it with my own eyes. How can it be false?"

Hu San was certain that Lu Bei had grown up under his eyes all the way from foundation building to pill holding and then to innateness. He was present throughout the whole process and there was absolutely no possibility of mistakes.

"Your pair of tricks are of no use, so throw them away as soon as possible." Hu Er didn't waste any words. He pointed at the center of Hu San's eyebrows and transmitted all the scenes in the jade slip.

(﹃)

After half a cup of tea, Hu San was stunned.

After a stick of incense passed, Hu San remained motionless.

Half an hour...

Snapped!

Less than half an hour later, the impatient Hu Er slapped him in the face, telling Hu San to quickly recognize the reality.

The slap was like turning on a switch, and Hu San burst into tears on the spot.

"I do not believe!!"

"Impossible, absolutely impossible!"

"There must be some misunderstanding. My second brother was never like this before!"

Fox Three howled loudly, threw himself into Fox Two's arms, and cried into tears.

When he was a child, Fox Three asked Fox Two why everyone else had dads but he didn’t. Hu Er patted his head and said that the dead ghost had gone to a far away place and would come back after a while.

Hu San nodded and waited for his father to appear. After he grew up and became sensible, he understood the deeper meaning of this sentence. This dead ghost was not the other dead ghost, but the real dead ghost, so he cried all night.

This time, I cried even harder than that night.

It turns out that Lu Bei's success is not based on pretty face, but hard work.

In the blink of an eye, he turned into a god, leaving him far behind. Not only that, he could also tear apart and refine the body with his hands in the state of god transformation.

The cruel reality made Hu San extremely sad. Seeing his brother become famous was even more painful than killing him.

No, it’s worse than being cut into pieces by a thousand cuts!

Seeing Hu San's true feelings revealed, Hu Er knew that he was deeply hit. He was quite relieved and decided to hit him again and patted him on the head: "Stop howling, pack up quickly and leave overnight."

"Where are you going, the secret realm of the Imperial City?"

Hu San raised his head and said with red eyes: "Mom, don't worry, from now on, the child will be able to practice well, and I vow to keep my second brother under me."

"You kid, why are you daydreaming before dawn? Pack up and go to Ningzhou. Bring these two books to my precious godson. Run quickly, don't delay his cultivation."

"..."

"Also, you have to practice hard, otherwise you won't be able to keep up. Not to mention being Lu Bei's right-hand man, even being a mount will think you are a male."

When Hu San heard this, he cried even louder.