This is what cultivating immortals is like

Ding Lei really wanted to thank Lu Bei. When he learned that the important person he was entertaining this time was from the capital and was from the palace, he laughed so hard that he couldn't close his legs.

He immediately ordered that all the pigs in the pigsty be killed, leaving no one alive.

For each pig, only the heart meat and crescent bone are taken, and they are carefully cooked by the third-ranked expert from Qingguang Guan Yang Fuliu and Jiuzhu Mountain.

Then without batting an eyelid, he asked the warehouse to allocate half a month's income from Lingzhu, and ordered all the disciples to quickly go down the mountain to Langyu County to collect local delicacies.

Of course, Sanqingfeng’s specialty roast goose is also included.

Normally, when entertaining such distinguished guests, even if they don't invite Head Zhao of the Piaoxiang Sect to come and hold the battle, they would at least bring along two pretty female disciples.

It doesn't work anymore. According to DaDao news, Head Zhao and Head Lu are covered in legs, and their relationship is unclear. He estimated that if he dared to ask Zhao Shiran to accompany him for a drink, he would be dead and dismembered tonight.

Moreover, the status of a distinguished guest is different from that of ordinary people. Looking for a beauty to dangle in front of your eyes is not like dragging a eunuch to a brothel and asking you how much sorrow you can have!

You wouldn't do this even if you want to die.

There was no other way but to bring Huang Guan, the elder of Jiuzhushan and the leader of the alliance, to accompany him.

The four Jingfeng peaks were busy together. Zhu Gengqi saw this and nodded secretly to express his satisfaction. Although the level of hospitality was a little low, the integrity did not seem to be fake. I take back my previous words. Ningzhou Lubei is really a loyal and patriotic person.

However, can anyone tell him why the Sanqing Peak is characterized by the Sijing Peak? Any explanation?

…

Sanqingfeng, front yard.

The players surrounded Lu Bei in a noisy manner, crying and shouting to see the Dapeng spread its wings.

"Village chief, I want to see the emperor's painting. I am a countryman who has never seen the world. The greatest official I have ever seen in my life is the director of the detention center."

"A fire on the mountain, the director falls in love with me?"

"Master Gao, please, please use your knife to open our eyes!"

"You bunch of feudal remnants are just paintings of the emperor. I don't care if there's anything so rare about you."

"Then why are you pushing forward?"

"Make videos and earn traffic money."

"Good fellow, you are trying to rip off the wool of feudalism!"

"...

The players surrounded Lu Bei with joy, and Lu Bei shook his head when he heard the talk. He was an NPC and couldn't understand it at all. He only knew that this month's share was not up to standard, and the Zhu brothers had to pay for it.

They are all his brothers, how could Lu Bei just sit back and watch them lose money, coldly wave his sleeves and tell the Leeks to go to the factory to start work.

It had little effect. Players from several other hills came after hearing the news. Hundreds of people surrounded the front yard gate. Seeing that Lu Bei was unwilling to let go of the painting, one person took out the treasure and offered it, just to see Emperor Wu Zhou's masterpiece. .

"Master Gao, this is the treasure I refined. Do you want to give me the eyes?" The player "High School Student Abin" presented the glasses case. After opening it, there was a pair of retro-style toad glasses inside.

"What is this?"

Lu Bei raised his eyebrows: "Where did you buy it? Why haven't I seen it before?"

"Master, these are called 'sunglasses'. I invented them. They have a price but no market. You can't buy them outside. They are priceless treasures." A Bin, a high school student, was blushing and out of breath.

"Hey hey hey——"xN

The players collectively booed, despising Abin for being shameless, carrying things as he did, and inventing things, why don't you invent an atomic bomb!

"Did you invent it?"

Lu Bei shook his head slightly, pointed at the leeks around him and said with a smile: "I'm not stupid, I just pick it up, there's no shame in telling the truth."

"Master Gao is aware of everything and ignores them. He is purely jealous of my talent."

Abin, a high school student, pouted, gave the players the middle finger, then patted his chest and said, "Everyone's surname is Gao, can I still lie to you?"

Lu Bei: "..."

It seems reasonable.

"How does this thing work?"

"Wear it on your face...yes, that's how you wear it."

Seeing Lu Bei put on his sunglasses and smiling with satisfaction, high school student Abin gave a thumbs up and said, "As expected of the leader, he is handsome and suave. With the help of sunglasses, he will be even more powerful, and he will conquer demons in the future." There must be majesty and heroism.”

"Haha, you don't have a good mouth, and you tell the truth all day long."

Lu Bei scolded him, and then said: "Don't think that I don't know what your kid's plan is. You want to bribe me, but there is no way. If you lose your mind by playing with things and don't practice hard, your things will be confiscated."

"No, boss, it doesn't matter if the things are confiscated. That painting..."

"No!"

Lu Bei pushed up the sunglasses on the bridge of his nose and flatly refused. One or two people wanted to see the paintings without paying for the tickets. Did they not wake up or were they still asleep?

Speaking of the sunglasses on the bridge of his nose, he had planned to refine them before. With his Dan Fire skills, it would not be difficult to refine some gadgets.

Even sophisticated scientific instruments can be rubbed directly by hand without the need for machine tools due to their powerful spiritual power.

But he never had such an intention, and he never even transferred the poems and songs. He just performed the image of a rough man.

As for the benefits brought by small items such as sunglasses, Lu Bei said that he is not in a hurry. If he doesn't move them, players will move them too, and they will be able to enjoy them sooner or later.

In the 3.0 version, the cultural shock from the "fairy world" was rampant in the Kyushu continent. For example, the fairies looked down on combinations of cheongsam, garters, and white gloves, but secretly collected several sets.

Everyone has a love for beauty (×)

Even if you can’t become an immortal, you still have to dress like one (√)

Because of these costumes, the number of Taoist monks in the world of immortality has increased sharply, and the tax revenue of Goulan Land has doubled year after year. It can be said that the immortal spirit has spread to the people.

When it comes to witches and witches, it's another story. According to official forum posts, a player has opened a clothing store in the Far West. Sales of all kinds of underwear are booming, and not a single pair of safety pants has been sold.

Back to the subject, Lu Bei took the treasure and did nothing, the leeks refused to obey, and the group of people made a lot of noise.

The commotion was so loud that Elder She could not concentrate on practicing in the quiet room. He walked out with a cold face, intending to let the snake go and kill.

Anyway, these immortals can still live after they are reincarnated, so there is no harm in killing them.

"Stop making trouble and leave now!"

Seeing She Zhangchen's face, Lu Bei said decisively: "Look at your virtues. You have become immortals. The emperor's paintings..."

"Master, let's show them. After the excitement is over, they will disperse on their own." She Zhang said.

It’s up to you to see it!

Lu Bei curled his lips. In front of so many people, Elder She had to give him face. He clenched his fists, coughed twice, and snorted: "Forget it, Elder She is supporting you today, so I will open your eyes." , let you know what painting is!"

After saying that, he raised his hand to touch the Qiankun Ring and held the framed 'Yunpeng Wanli Picture' high above his head.

【Royal Imperial Pen】

∑(OдO;)⊙⊙))￣□￣‖)‖xN

Lu Bei proudly held up the emperor's masterpiece. Seeing everyone stunned, he couldn't help but nodded secretly. He was worthy of being Emperor Wu Zhou. His literary talent and grace were unparalleled, and a single painting stunned everyone.

Then, his sleeves moved, and he turned his head and saw She Zhang raising her hands to cover her face, with a shameless attitude. He couldn't help but feel a thump in his heart, and put down the Yunpeng Wanli Tu and started reading.

Looking at it, everyone is feeling bad.

【ヾ(`Θ)ノ〃】

Lu Bei: (;■■)

Damn it, where did this rookie come from? Did the emperor have a misunderstanding about the flying system, or was there an eunuch named Zhao Gao next to him?

After a brief silence, laughter rang out in the leek field, and everyone whispered to each other, not sparing their cynicism.

"Excuse me for being honest, this is clearly a picture of a chicken eating rice!"

"Wrong, it's a picture of a chicken eating out of rice."

"No way, this can also be called Yunpeng Wanli...then I can do it too."

"Nothing wrong."

"Me too!"

The players have no respect for the so-called emperor. In their opinion, Zhu Qiyou has nothing but a good butt and a powerful butt. And because he is far away, he is not as good as Gao Village Chief.

This is so funny, you two hundred and fifty people, do you really think that if others can do it, you can do it too?

I don’t even look at the signature of this painting. Is it important whether it is a picture of Yunpeng Wanli or a picture of a chicken eating rice?

unimportant.

What's important is that this picture was drawn by today's emperor's gold pen, with the name clearly written in black and white on the paper, and a seal. In the territory of Wuzhou, if you randomly pick a corrupt official and offer him a million dollars in silver, who would dare to say that the price is too high?

It’s so funny, if you shout a few more people you can complete the entire auction.

Lu Bei complained a few words in his mind that the emperor's painting skills were superb and he was already at the third level of kindergarten. There was a lot of room for improvement, so he put the royal brushwork into the Qiankun Ring and walked side by side to the backyard with She Xuan.

Before leaving, he raised his foot and stepped on the ground. The Five Elements Wheel bloomed with heavy brilliance. A new wall was built in front of the door. He copied Zhu Qiyou's masterpiece and engraved it completely on the wall.

From now on, whenever anyone comes to Yuhuamen, they will be able to see at the first glance the great love that the emperor has for Ningzhou Lubei.

As for the artistic attainments of this royal painting...

There is a saying that the emperor is not afraid of embarrassment even to a mere passerby, so he has nothing to be afraid of.

There was no excitement left to watch, and the players left one after another. Suddenly, a voice sounded.

"Oh, I'm going. I was so busy watching the Emperor's excitement that I forgot to ask Village Chief Gao, what is Xuanyin Division Ziwei, and how big is his official rank?"

"Yes, that eunuch had a well-behaved face. The village chief was in a daze when he received the order. He didn't dare to say anything..."

"What is our village chief's plan?"

"I smell a hidden mission!"

"More than that, it's a long-term plot mission. Be brave. Jiuzhushan is a large-scale dungeon. It seems inconspicuous, but in fact it involves many things. Do you still remember the last time we were in charge of the Emperor's Sect? They were also polite to the leader. .”

"Hey, wouldn't it be embarrassing for those guys who ran away a few days ago?"

"Haha, if you run well, it won't be worth it if you have too many people to do the task."

"It's so dangerous. I'm just planning to pack my bedroll tomorrow!"

"You are so lucky...

…

backyard.

Old tree, stone table.

Lu Bei took out the so-called secret letter. She Zhang looked curious, but he didn't say anything, just opened it and started reading.

"Eldest princess, you often visit us..."

She Zhan was amused and joked: "What does the emperor mean? He asked you to drive away the wild bees and butterflies, so he is not afraid that you will become a wild bee and a butterfly?"

Lu Bei frowned: "It's good to pick up girls on orders, but... the princess's illness is difficult to take care of."

"Why, are you taking it seriously?" She Zhang was even happier.

"If the words are spoken in gold and written in black and white, how can they be false?"

Hearing the ridicule in She Zhang's words, Lu Bei held his head high and said: "Gold will shine sooner or later. I thought I would not be discovered by keeping a low profile. I didn't expect that the emperor who was far away in the capital would notice it after hiding it so deeply. , no, I’m starting to promote my sister.”

She Zhang rolled her eyes, unable to bear someone's shameless face.

"Oh, it's not easy to keep a low profile. I just want to be loyal and patriotic silently and secretly. Why is it so difficult!" Lu Bei lamented.

"Look at your squeaking."

She Yan couldn't bear it anymore and struck: "I am the eldest princess. I have never seen a good man. You...have no chance."

If you have this spare time, why not try the grass on the edge of the nest, maybe you will get unexpected results.

"It's so funny that I don't care about it, otherwise the eldest princess wouldn't be easy to catch." Lu Bei slapped the table and stood up, slowly flying into the air.

"Where are you going?"

"According to the order, I came to visit you."

"..."

She Zhang curled her lips and was too lazy to bother Lu Bei. She got up and walked towards the kitchen.

The eldest princess Chang Ming is not an ordinary princess. She has a title, a fiefdom, and the identity of the emperor's sister. A fool like Lu Bei can make people half-dead by just opening his mouth. I'm afraid the eldest princess will break the glass without saying a few words. No.

It's okay, let him get some humiliation and realize his own worth, and then he will be honest in the future.

I arrived as promised and asked for a monthly ticket.