This is what cultivating immortals is like

In front of the gate of Yuhua Gate, Hu San looked at Yunpeng Wanlitu with admiration, and his flattering remarks were extremely disgusting, as if Emperor Wu Zhou Zhu Qiyou was listening nearby.

Zhu Qiyou is not here, but Lu Bei is.

Hu San had reason to suspect that if he didn't speak clearly now, enthusiastic people would report and expose him, and then he would be dismissed and investigated for slandering the emperor's reputation, spreading rumors and slandering the majesty of the royal family.

The unrelated brother-in-law wants to flatter his brother-in-law, and the reason behind it is heartwarming. Without the eldest brother, the second brother can enjoy his mother's inheritance alone.

Today's Yu Huamen is quite deserted. The ones below level 20 are busy in the alchemy room. The ones above level 20 have received new tasks and are moving bricks in full swing at the construction site.

The leader is kind-hearted and promises to provide job assignments for the novice village graduates. All players trained by Jiuzhushan, regardless of height or fatness, will be the first to be admitted.

Players called Principal Gao Yi directly. Due to the "first come, first served, last come, no admission" limit, players who have not yet reached level 20 are risking their lives by making alchemy to earn experience.

That posture made him want to work overtime all night and kill everyone on the spot.

Therefore, there were usually a few sand sculptures riding on the trees to make elixirs, but today they all changed from their normal behavior and squatted in the alchemy room.

Players had something to do, so naturally there were no idlers taking screenshots of Hu San. He and Lu Bei walked into the backyard side by side. When they saw that there was no one around, they narrowed their eyes into thin slits and laughed.

"Second brother, where is your young lady? Usually when we have a small gathering, she will be sitting at the window and peeking. Why is there no one there today?"

"Underground Palace, practice."

Lu Bei shrugged. Stimulated by his entry into the realm of divine transformation, She Zhang moved into the basement and worked hard with Sister Snake to cultivate the blood of the snake god. One person and one snake participate in the same bloodline, helping and benefiting each other, and their cultivation grows as fast as an experience room.

After tasting Zhu Qilan's sweetness, Lu Bei was very interested in this way of practice. Regardless of She Zhang's resistance, he suppressed her with one hand and squeezed in.

However, the golden-winged roc and the snake god had different bloodlines, so they couldn't play together at all. She Yan made no progress in his practice overnight and kicked him out angrily.

"Tsk, tsk, as expected of you."

Hu San raised his eyebrows and said with admiration: "We have a beautiful young lady at home, and when we have free time, we go to Yizhou to seduce the eldest princess. Tell me, how did you succeed?"

"Seduce the eldest princess, Zhu Qilan? Why didn't I know when it happened?"

"Stop pretending, second brother, it has been exposed a long time ago."

Hu San raised his hand and hooked Lu Bei's shoulder, laughing: "Not only my mother and I, but also your Majesty's entire family know that you came to be the eldest princess's lover."

"Hiss--"

Lu Bei took a breath and said, "Brother, you can't eat randomly, and you can't talk nonsense. Don't spread gossip without any basis."

"I can't tell, brother, you are very tight-lipped, and you are still refusing to tell the truth at this time."

Hu San curled his lips and said bluntly: "I'm not afraid to tell you that something happened to you, which ruined the innocence of the eldest princess. The emperor came to ask for an explanation from my mother."

"This is unreasonable. How can your Majesty slander Zhongliang!"

Lu Bei's eyes widened, and he said with grief and anger: "Ningzhou Ding, bah, Ningzhou Lu is loyal to the emperor, patriotic, and loyal to the royal family. The sky is the witness, and the sun and the moon are the mirror. I have never even touched my cousin's little hand. Why did you ruin her innocence?"

cousin?

It turns out that the eldest princess is so good at this, and you two are quite good at playing!

"Haha, brother, this is your fault. You and the eldest princess have the gift of dual cultivation. The proof is as solid as a mountain. My mother and I have seen it with our own eyes..."

"Double cultivation?!"

Lu Bei raised his hand to interrupt and sneered: "It's even more impossible. The eldest princess is pure and pure, and Mr. Lu is not close to women. To be proud, I am still a virgin. How did I get the double cultivation?"

"Brother, do you have any misunderstandings about dual cultivation?"

Hu San looked Lu Bei up and down. He didn't understand dual cultivation in other realms of transformation. He scoffed and refused to believe it. Putting it on Lu Bei, this was really possible.

After all, this guy's cultivation time is too short, he seriously lacks basic common sense in the world of immortality, and he often pretends to understand.

"How can there be any misunderstanding? It's just..."

Midway through his words, Lu Bei raised his hands and clapped his hands. The sound was clear and sweet, and he gave Hu San a look that everyone understood.

"..."x2

"Brother, please speak!"

"Wait a minute, let me slow down first."

Hu San clutched his chest, not knowing how to evaluate his second brother. You could say he has a pure heart, but his mind is full of improper thoughts. However, given his speed in cultivation, breaking through the bottleneck is as easy as eating and drinking. , Those who are not sincere cannot do it.

The conflict between left and right can only be attributed to the fact that God is not open-minded, and Hu San hopes that he will change his ways in time and transfer Lu Bei's qualifications to someone with common sense. There is no need to pick and choose, just choose him nearby.

Under Hu San's explanation, Lu Bei had a new understanding of the word "double cultivation".

In the world of cultivating immortals, it is generally recognized that dual cultivation means that both parties practice their skills together and benefit each other. Because the cultivation skills are life-related, you almost entrust your own life to the other person, and you will only choose people who are close relatives and trustworthy.

The dual cultivation method of applause also exists, commonly known as the yin and yang way. It has extremely high requirements on skills or physical fitness. Only when the conditions are met can both parties benefit.

Otherwise, only one party will benefit while the other party cannot make ends meet, and it will become a so-called furnace.

"So this is dual cultivation!"

Lu Bei's eyes widened. Before time travel, he was as pure as he was misled by LSP players. He superficially believed that dual cultivation is the friction between monks of the opposite sex. The souls are sublimated in the collision, thus forgetting the universe and going straight to the selflessness of the unity of heaven and man. Realm, guide the growth of cultivation.

In addition, at that time, he was not a useful leather pipe at all, no, and he had a pure nature, refused to give up love and freedom, responded to the call of civilized games, and resolutely boycotted online LSP, so he had never paid attention to the posts of Shuangxiu on the forum.

Damn it, it's all this group of LSP's fault, his heart is becoming increasingly impure.

Also, if he and Zhu Qilan are both considered dual cultivators, then wouldn’t it be that She Yan and Sister Snake in the basement...

Oh hoo!

In an instant, the door to a new world opened.

But soon, as the black and white evils flashed through his mind, the door to the new world was slammed shut. Not only was a lock added, it was also welded shut.

"Understood, you and the eldest princess are related in aura. You already have me in you. The proof of dual cultivation is as strong as a mountain and cannot be relied on."

Hu San patted Lu Bei on the shoulder: "You understand the truth. Tell me quickly, how did you get it? Where did you buy the Ecstasy?"

No Ecstasy, just rubbing it in.

"Brother, you misunderstood."

Lu Bei sighed and looked up to the sky with infinite melancholy: "I am a young man in my early twenties. How could I understand such a profound posture of dual cultivation? I suddenly succeeded in it. I was deceived because of my simple mind. Senior Sister Zhu is right. The person named Zhu has no idea." A good one.”

"How did the eldest princess lie to you? Tell me quickly. My eldest brother will accompany you to despise her."

Hu San said with great loyalty, and after speaking, he added: "Be more detailed, especially the details. You must not omit them. I suspect she has another conspiracy."

"This is my line..."

Lu Bei rolled his eyes and refused to reveal the details. He just insisted that he was young and ignorant and had fallen for Zhu Qilan's tricks, and was deceived by her inexplicably.

He also warned Hu San not to spread rumors everywhere. Zhu Qilan could not get married at his young age and was happy that rumors were flying everywhere. He, Lu, was pure and clean, and his reputation could not be ruined.

At the end of the sentence, Lu Bei gritted his teeth. No wonder the Painted Chicken Emperor was promoted, rewarded with silver, and given paintings with royal brushes. He also ordered him to go to Changming Mansion more and move around more. He was really greedy for his body and wanted to make him do it. brother-in-law.

Bah, who are you looking down on? A has-been old princess who has been in trouble for many years wants to earn his fortune. Go ahead and dream!

…

"Here, this is what the old witch asked me to give you."

At the stone table in the backyard, Hu San brought new tea. The two brothers had a cup of tea. He took out two books and placed them in front of Lu Bei.

"This is……"

There were two books, one thin and one thick. The familiar words made Lu Bei's eyes light up and he raised his hand to touch them.

[You came into contact with [Qingqiu Right Formation Chapter], did you spend 10,000 skill points to learn it? ]

The thin one is the 'Qingqiu Right Formation Chapter', a practice book, and the thicker one is the 'Qingqiu Right Fu Chapter', which is accompanied by an experience book. Rounding it off, it's another sale worth hundreds of millions.

"Mom, really, how can this be so embarrassing..."

Lu Meizi put away the two books, secretly thinking that it was good to have someone above him. He looked in the direction of the capital with a serious face, cupped his hands and said: "It's my fault that I didn't go to the capital to visit my mother during the New Year. I will make up for it next year."

Then I won’t go back next year.

Hu San's face turned foul when he heard this, and he said angrily: "The old witch knows that you slept with the eldest princess, and your face is bright, and she asked me to tell you that as long as no one is killed, I can help you sleep no matter how many times. "

"Did anyone die?"

"Let's get married."

"horrible."

Lu Bei shook his head repeatedly, and suddenly thought of something, with a suspicious look on his face: "My mother didn't give me anything else, such as the Light Escape Talisman, the Changchun Talisman, etc. They were all there last time, so you hired me for real, are you cheating again?" Did mother give me any benefits?"

The last time Hu San came to deliver the opportunity, in addition to the skills and experience books, there were also five escape talismans, Changchun talismans, and demon-suppressing talismans. He gave a few to She Zhang and kept the rest at the bottom of the box for emergencies. .

As a result, due to his outstanding qualifications, not only the enemy could not catch up with him, but also his trump cards. The three kinds of talismans were now useless.

The light-escape talisman has a slightly longer forward swing, so it is not as good as a wave of his wings; the Changchun talisman is effective quickly, but it is a disposable item, not as good as the 'Qinglong Yu' to do whatever you want; the last demon-suppressing talisman...

What is the devil?

But then again, if you don't use it, don't use it. This is no reason for Hu San to deduct the benefits. It is also good to keep it for collection or sell it for money.

Take Zhu Qilan for example. The princess has many illnesses and demons, and a demon-suppressing talisman can be sold to her for a sky-high price.

"No, mother said that your roc body is the best at flying, and you have no worries about self-preservation, so I won't give you anything, lest you don't learn from the good, and become a lazy person like your elder brother who just waits for death. Generation." Hu San educated him plausibly.

Lu Bei rolled his eyes when he heard this.

"As for your demon body, my mother has other instructions. Don't underestimate the monks in the world just because of your invincible supernatural powers."

Hu San said: "It's just almost useless. You have magical powers, and so do others. When encountering weird and unpredictable magic weapons and formations, remember not to take them lightly."

Lu Bei nodded when he heard this. According to rumors, the Buddha cut off a piece of gold and fed it to the golden-winged roc. The latter swallowed it in one gulp and was fixed by the magnet and unable to fly far.

It can be seen from this that the Buddha's golden body is impure and has too high iron content.

"By the way, second brother, haven't you discovered anything else after talking for a long time?" Hu San put down the tea cup in his hand and tried his best to hold up his chest.

"Are you a female?"

"..."

Knowing that Lu Bei was pretending to be stupid, Hu San didn't talk nonsense, and his aura spread, as if he had reached the Great Perfection of the Innate Realm.

"Brother Wei never gave up his cultivation for a moment in the capital. Every day he did nothing but retreat. He never left the house. He gained his current state with hard work and sweat."

Come and praise me!

"It's pretty good. If you punch me, you'll die, to if you punch me, there's a one in 10,000 chance of leaving a last word."

Lu Bei said apologetically: "I didn't pay attention just now. It's my fault, but you can't blame me entirely. Brother, your changes are too subtle. It's understandable that I, who is in the realm of God Transformation, didn't notice it for a while."

"..."

"Brother, don't think too much. I have no other intention. I am definitely not looking down on you."

"..."