This is what cultivating immortals is like

Ningzhou, Xuanyin Si Yamen.

The high gate compound is heavily guarded, and the bricks, stones, tiles, and wood are all as black as ink. From a distance, it looks like a black devil's cave, which corresponds to the alias of Xuanyin Division - Black Yamen.

In the grand house, a three-meter-long tiger descending the mountain stands in the middle of the north wall. It is domineering and majestic and lifelike, and the roaring tiger is completely natural.

If you can see all the animals in the forest, the power of the painting will still be undisputed.

This painting was painted by Zhu Bangchun, the retired emperor of Wu Zhou Dynasty, during his reign. At that time, the Xuanyin Division was rising strongly, and the sword passed through many heads. It was so popular that the Emperor Ji Zong even retreated, and was praised by Zhu Bangchun as a minion of the emperor.

Of course, Ningzhou, a place where birds don't poop, would not have given Zhu Bangchun the royal brush and calligraphy treasure. This painting is a replica, and the original is hung in the headquarters of Xuanyin Division in the capital.

A fake is a fake, and this fake is officially certified and licensed.

Taking ten thousand steps back, the tiger is a real tiger, not a cat and insect with its hands in its arms.

Unlike that person, whether he is painting a phoenix or an eagle, he is still like a chicken.

In front of the picture of the tiger descending the mountain, a large table is covered with documents. Fox San is sitting listlessly on the main seat, lazily stretching his waist: "The weather is good today, so I have nothing to do. I will go up to the roof to bask in the sun later."

There used to be three Purple Guards taking turns at this position, but now Fox Three and Fox Four are taking turns, and because Fox Four took the initiative to lead troops to station at Sanqing Peak, Fox Three is in charge of this huge camp.

Due to personal reasons, the style of painting in the yamen changed suddenly.

A bag of melon seeds, a cup of tea, and sitting in the office all day.

"What a wonderful day, I wouldn't trade it for the gods. I don't know what I'm thinking. I insist on guarding that small broken mountain. Isn't it wonderful to come here and join me in the fish and meat village to use power for personal gain?"

When he was still Qingwei, Hu San had wanted to sit on this chair, but now that his butt was moved up, the feeling was just average. He was thinking about the location of the headquarters of the Xuanyin Division in the capital.

These days as a purple guard, Hu San's daily life is boring.

In the first two days, he suffered from too many official documents, including review and approval, which he could not handle by himself. A small cabinet was specially set up, and three trustworthy Qingwei were selected to review the documents. They were checked for the first time and then signed and sealed by him.

Once the three-member cabinet was established, he would have nothing to worry about.

In fact, it was not that there was nothing at all. When the two brothers divided their power, all the dirty work in Ningzhou belonged to Lu Bei, and all the personnel related to the undercover were responsible for Hu San.

Hu San attaches great importance to the undercover aspect. When he started from the grassroots level, he has been working on the front line of undercover for many years, and he knows how risky this line of work is.

Therefore, he has extremely high requirements for the professionalism of his undercover agents. In addition to teaching by words and deeds, he will personally verify every task assigned to an undercover agent to test the other party's acting skills and on-the-spot resourcefulness.

For example, a female agent pretends to be a prostitute and lurks around a boss. She is discovered by the boss and locked up in a small dark room. Faced with the enemy's brutal interrogation, how to get information and escape is a course that Hu San pays special attention to.

In just a few days, he had played the role of the boss more than ten times. There was a very pretty girl, but because of his average acting skills, he was stuck six times in one night before he was allowed to pass.

Ping bell ringing————

"Sir, I was wronged!"

"Don't kill me. I have an eighty-year-old mother above me, and..."

"Give me a break. If you frown, you're not the right one... What are you doing? Why did you take off my pants? I was wrong. I deserve to die. Don't do it!"

"...

The noise of whining and chattering broke the silence. Hu San frowned and walked out of the house. He walked with his hands behind his back. He saw a golden guard walking in a hurry and raised his hand to stop him.

"Well, Xiao Zhang, come here."

Hu San called the person in front of him and frowned: "What's going on? Who brought the prisoner? What's the big case?"

"Master Hu, I am the prisoner brought by Master Hu. He captured a group of bandits." Xiao Liu replied honestly, not very smart.

"???"

A series of question marks floated across Hu San's forehead. When did little thieves become eligible to enter the Xuanyin Division for trial?

If I could go back alive, wouldn't I be able to brag about it for the rest of my life?

…

"Second brother, what happened? Did these bandits offend you?"

In the cold prison, Hu San looked ahead speechlessly. It was a small cell, a palm-sized place, and it was too crowded for three people to stand at the same time. Because of Lu Bei's order, ten people were forced to fit in.

"Stop talking, you are in trouble!"

Lu Bei said unhappily: "Brother, you don't know that I was assassinated."

"What? What kind of unlucky guy doesn't open his eyes like this? Where is the body? Pull it over and let me take a look. Is it still intact?"

"Here, it's him."

Lu Bei pointed casually, and Hu San looked along. Before he could see which warrior it was, he heard the grievances and complaints of his second brother again.

"I went to Xuanying Mountain to suppress the bandits. I showed my Purple Guard token and kindly asked them to surrender."

Lu Bei snorted: "Good guy, a hundred and ten people surrounded me. Instead of surrendering, they dared to attack me. If I hadn't had some tricks, I wouldn't be able to fulfill my filial piety to my godmother in the future."

Hu San was furious when he heard this: "They are a bunch of losers. If they can't handle such a small thing, why can't anyone succeed!"

Lu Bei rolled his eyes when he heard this and gave Hu San a look. The two of them found a dark corner and squatted down to discuss it.

"Brother, do you know Dongwang Palace?"

"I heard that they provoked you?"

Hu San raised his eyebrows, put away his frivolous behavior, and said seriously: "Dongwangfu has a good relationship with the three colleagues in front of us, and the daily management is not a small sum. We have not come to visit since we took office. We have a talk, just passers-by. , it’s time to teach him a lesson.”

"My little brother feels the same way. It's too shameful. Why don't we teach them a lesson and give them a chance to be a new person? What do you think, big brother?"

"How?"

"Hmph..."

Under the diligent and honest governance of Dongwang Mansion, with convenient transportation and fertile farmland, Dongwang County has a population of one million. If we exclude the empty households who have fled their homes and still have their household registrations in place, it is hard to say whether there are half a million people.

This is an astonishingly low number. You must know that Dongyang County and Langyu County, where Lu Bei is located, live and work in peace and contentment. Counting the surrounding villages, the population is 400,000.

Langwu County, which is geographically remote and has extremely difficult transportation, has 200,000 residents.

Not to mention Dashengguan in Dongqi County. In one county, the population exceeds one million. Every time there is a market, the streets are so prosperous.

Comparing counties with counties, subordinates kill superiors instantly. Dongwang County is rotten to the root and cannot be cured without heavy medicine.

Lu Bei Wai Bi Wai Bi explained the situation in Ming Dongwang County, which made Hu San frown: "Second brother, that's right. He has a high level of consciousness and knows how to win over the people's hearts for his own use."

"My elder brother's words are wrong. My younger brother has no ambitions. What's the point of gaining the support of the people?"

Lu Bei looked around and said proudly: "People don't speak secretly. I just like to see people being unlucky."

Who isn’t!

Hu San chuckled: "Tell me, brother Xian, what are you going to do with it? How many heads will you pick off, and how much money will you make?"

The new official has three fires when he takes office, and he and his second brother add up to six fires. Normal people can't bear it. The Dongwang Mansion is prestigious and abject, so it's just right to be neither good nor bad.

"Brother, look, this is something that my younger brother dug out from the back garden of the East Prince's Mansion." Lu Bei opened his mouth and spat out a gold knife, a jade seal, and a large stone tablet inscribed with 'The East King shall stand'.

"Hiss--"

Hu San gasped at the bad luck in the cell: "The golden knife...and the jade seal, this is a serious crime of rebellion, the Yi clan!"

"Isn't that right? It's a serious matter, so I came here to discuss it with my eldest brother."

"Wait a minute, why is this jade seal a white board for printing?"

Hu San raised his hand to stop, pointed at the stone tablet and said silently: "There is also this big stone. Forget about the golden knife and jade seal, such a big stone has no mud at all. Are you sure it was just dug out?"

"To be precise, it hasn't been buried yet."

"..."x2

"Brother, please speak!"

"Talk nonsense!"

Hu Sankuang rolled his eyes: "Rebellion is a serious crime of confiscating homes and exterminating families. There are hundreds of people in the Dongwang Palace, including the three clans... Well, just counting the Dongwang Palace lineage, there are two thousand heads. Brother, you are a bit ruthless. .”

"If a person is not ruthless, he cannot stand firm."

Lu Bei sneered three times: "I have offended them anyway, so why not offend them to death? If they all die, I can sleep peacefully."

"That makes sense."

His second brother was justified. Hu San could not refute. He lowered his head and thought for a while, then slowly said: "If I am not wrong, this is my first time to frame someone for rebellion, right?"

"My elder brother is wise, and my younger brother knows that he is a decent man and cannot do anything wrong, so he came here to ask you for advice."

"Well, keep it with me."

"When to set off?"

"There's no rush, it will take at least three days."

Hu Sanmo calculated for a while and added: "Slow work will bring out fine work. The golden sword can be used as soon as you bring it, but the jade seal and the royal robe... Even I have to spend some time."

"Okay, but before that, my eldest brother will send me a task. It's like writing a document."

"What the hell, I'm just an accomplice, how can I become the mastermind?"

Hu San was furious, this was the rhythm for him to take the blame.

"What a big deal. Look at your cowardice. I'll do it myself. Where's the big seal of the Yamen?" Lu Bei stood up with a groan, angrily scolded Hu San for not taking responsibility as an eldest brother, and strode towards the Yamen office.

Today, he wants to issue a task for himself!

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At Sanqing Peak, halfway up the mountain, one hundred and twenty players gathered, each armed with a set of Xuanyin Silver Guard dog skins and a standard brocade sword.

However, the sand sculpture temperament is too prominent, and the high-quality black patterned brocade robe feels fake.

"Man, we are going to be popular. This is the largest team mission since the open beta."

"You can't get bird food from anywhere else."

"It's such a cool outfit. I'll try to get rid of it later so I don't have to return it."

"The clothes are very stylish, but they are too troublesome to wear."

"Old styles are like this. It's troublesome to wear. I'll draw an outfit for the principal to look at some other day. If it's done, I'll have it tailor-made for everyone. I won't wear this outfit again."

"What outfit?"

"Suit, sunglasses, white gloves."

"There is a clue, but this is the world of cultivating immortals. Wouldn't it be too different and not be able to impress the principal?"

"Let's try it. Let's just say it's the style of fairyland. Gods and Buddhas all over the sky wear it like this. Maybe he will agree."

"Wait a minute, didn't you find any problem?"

"What's wrong?"

"Look at the shuttles over there. There are four of them, and they can only carry forty people, but here we have more than a hundred..."