This is what cultivating immortals is like

“Where did you earn your money?!”

Zhu Qilan's mouth twitched, and he said speechlessly: "Don't talk nonsense, do you know where you make money, and..."

And I only made fifty taels, which is too cheap.

"Mei matters, pure business dealings, not mixed with Ai Qing."

"..."

He was talking nonsense, sacrificing 8,000 to himself just to piss off 100 people. Zhu Qilan was too lazy to respond. He raised his black hair beside his ears and said casually: "Bai Yu has encountered a bottleneck in her practice recently. Please give her some advice."

"What bottleneck? How can I understand this?"

Lu Bei was surprised. After asking, he learned that Butler Yu had reached the Great Perfection of Innate Realm and was only one step away from becoming a god. However, he could not cross this step no matter what.

It is normal for people in cultivation to be trapped by their qualifications. There are several levels that are extremely difficult to break through, and becoming a god is one of them.

Butler Yu came from the palace. As the eldest princess's personal maid, she was personally selected by the Queen Mother. It was obviously impossible to say how poor her qualifications were.

The problem still lies with Zhu Qilan. The eldest princess was influenced by the emperor's master. She has been strong since she was a child. She firmly believes that power can change destiny and is very interested in spiritual practice.

With her own qualifications and hard work, she successfully broke off the engagement and changed her fate as a political bargaining chip. Then she was kicked out of the capital by her clan. She received a title and a fief and had enough to feed the whole family.

From then on, the resources of the royal family had nothing to do with her. After being introduced by her relatives, she served as the commander-in-chief of the Huangji Sect and earned her own training resources.

Had it not been for the secret help of a certain emperor's brother, the life of a worker would have been even more difficult.

Zhu Qilan was handed over to a shopkeeper who didn't know how to make money, let alone manage it. Housekeeper Yu took care of all the big and small matters in the Changming Mansion. She was worried about Zhu Qilan not being wronged and maintaining the dignity that a princess of the royal family should have.

Over and over again, Butler Yu delayed his own cultivation, and if he tried to pick it up again, he had already missed the best opportunity for breakthrough.

"It's so touching. I didn't expect that Sister Yu has paid so much for our family. Next time we have dinner, I will give her the chicken legs."

Lu Bei sobbed twice. He was kind-hearted and couldn't bear to hear such a touching story. He raised his hand to wipe the air from the corner of his eyes and continued to say in surprise: "But what does this have to do with me? Cousin, you know that I am one in a million in qualifications. I have never encountered any bottlenecks in my practice so far. Just figure it out and let me give you some advice, Sister Yu. I have to have experience!"

"Stop talking in front of me!"

Hearing Lu Bei's shameless self-praise, Zhu Qilan was furious. When this dead man praised himself, he didn't hesitate to praise him. When he praised others, any more words seemed to cost him his life.

With so much debt, how did you survive until now without being beaten to death?

She glared at Lu Bei and said quietly: "Maybe you don't have the experience to break through the bottleneck, but we have practiced dual cultivation not once or twice. You are very experienced in this aspect."

"???"

A string of question marks floated across Lu Bei's forehead, his mouth opened wider and wider in surprise, and his round eyes were full of disbelief.

When it came to asking Bai Yu to come in and rub him some salt while taking a bath, he gritted his teeth and endured it. Maybe he could add a few more hours with his eyes closed.

Dual cultivation is not the case. The auras of each other are connected. Not to mention permanent deformation, but it is also imprinted deep in the soul. There is no regret medicine, so how can we just repair it?

He agreed, but Butler Yu was still not happy!

and……

The look in Lu Bei's eyes towards Zhu Qilan gradually became weird. The two people's dual cultivation was due to coincidence, or accident. Zhu Qilan refused at the beginning and actively urged him later. Zhu Qilan did not mention a word about the psychological changes during this period. What is the meaning? He knew it in his heart and just pretended not to care.

The question is, how big of a heart do you have to lend a couple to your best friend?

If it's convenient, please publish a book. He wants to show it to Bai Jin and She Zhang so that they can learn what a pattern is.

She Zhang, in particular, is narrow-minded, jealous of talents, and has no structure at all.

"What's wrong? Can't you?"

"Of course not, this is dual cultivation, the meaning... Cousin, you have been through it all, you have suffered hardships, you have been tired, how much hatred, how can you push Sister Yu into the fire pit!" Lu Bei was heartbroken, feeling unworthy of Butler Yu.

"I underestimated you. I didn't expect Ningzhou Lu to be somewhat self-aware."

Zhu Qilan smiled coldly and said quickly: "Bai Yu has agreed. What about you, are you okay or not?"

"OK!"

Lu Bei did not hesitate and said decisively: "Where is Sister Yu? Ask her to wait for me for half a cup of tea. I will go to the bathhouse to take a shower first. I will go find her after I'm clean."

Zhu Qilan: (_)

So refreshing, even if you are pretending, just pretend!

"Cousin, don't get me wrong. Generally speaking, I personally strongly refuse such shameless requests, but you are the one who is allowed to speak! Follow your orders, let alone one Sister Yu, there are ten. One hundred of them, tonight I will risk my life to lift them up to the realm of gods."

"I've wronged you."

"It doesn't matter, as long as you are happy."

Lu Bei raised his hand to slap his chest loudly, frowned, and then said: "However, I have gained some insights from my practice recently, and I am eager to retreat to digest the gains from my practice. If possible, can you ask Sister Yu to go to the bathhouse to find me? While taking a shower... why are you staring at me? I really have no other ideas, just to save some time."

In the middle of the words, Zhu Qilan turned around and left. Lu Bei secretly laughed. This rhythm is the psychological change that a normal woman should have. It was obviously a little bit penetrating just now.

"Cousin, don't leave. The location can be discussed. If it's not in the bathhouse, I'll be fine with you in Sister Yu's boudoir."

He shouted a few words at the top of his lungs, and Zhu Qilan left faster.

"It's so funny, how can anyone arrange dual cultivation like this? Sister Yu is embarrassed to refuse you because of her status." Lu Bei muttered, shook his head and walked towards the bathroom.

Also, Zhu Qilan obviously overestimated herself, and it was impossible to expect her to publish a book.

…

swimming pool.

Lu Beifang covered his face with a scarf and lamented that hedonism kills people. He had only lived in Changming Mansion for a few days, and he usually stayed away from water for ten days and a half, but he became corrupted by a swimming pool.

"Haoran's righteousness has gone away and will never come back!"

At this moment, there was a sound of pushing the door, and extremely gentle footsteps slowly approaching towards the swimming pool.

Lu Bei touched up and down to make sure that the two prescription kerchiefs were tightly covered. He said calmly: "Cousin, didn't you just have a bath? Why are you here again? If you are a dual practitioner, please let me slow down first. I am about to be overwhelmed by my innate energy. You empty out."

After the words fell and there was no response for a long time, Lu Bei lifted up the kerchief on his face and saw Butler Yu who looked embarrassed but pretended to be calm.

"Ah this..."

Lu Bei hurriedly covered his face: "Sister Yu, come as soon as you come, don't say anything, I don't have clothes yet..."

Halfway through his words, he realized that there was nothing wrong with him, no one would wear clothes while taking a bath.

The problem was Butler Yu, who was not squatting in the house at night, but went to the bathroom to sneak attack on him.

It's hateful, just thinking that this is Changming Mansion, thinking that no one dares to touch the eldest princess's snacks, forgetting that boys should protect themselves when they go out.

Next time you take a shower, be sure to lock the door.

Just when he was thinking about how to speak to avoid embarrassment, he heard the rustling sound of clothes being taken off. Lu Bei shuddered. He never expected that the female pervert would actually come here. He hurriedly removed the scarf from his face, raised his hand and shouted Stop: "Calm down, Sister Yu, look at me, I'm still a child."

Bai Yu's face turned red after hearing these words. She lowered her head and did not dare to look at Lu Bei. She said softly, "His Highness said... that you would wait for me here, so..."

"So you can't gain some strength and shout to her at the top of your lungs that you love so-and-so, but you just won't go?"

Lu Bei exclaimed that it was incredible. It was the first time he saw such an obedient housekeeper. She accepted everything and had no opinion at all. Why did the master not leave one for him when he left?

I have one thing to say, a mere passer-by. Putting aside the facts, there is something wrong with this matter.

Butler Yu's face straightened, he looked at Lu Bei with shame, and said firmly: "His Highness's heart is Bai Yu's heart. Bai Yu has never thought of separating from His Highness, and will never in the future."

"Hiss--"

Lu Bei took a breath of water vapor and suddenly realized that he only thought about the identity of the housekeeper and forgot that the other party was a personal maid, dowry kind.

He stood up and stepped out of the swimming pool. With one hand he covered the crime tools with a square towel. With the other hand he picked up the clothes on the ground and gently put them on Butler Yu. He said in a slow tone: "It's my fault for inviting you to meet here. I just want to piss off my cousin." For a moment, I didn’t expect...that I would make you feel wronged."

Don’t feel wronged!

Butler Yu's ears were red with fever, and his heartbeat kept accelerating. He stretched out his hands to hug Lu Bei in front of him. He raised his hands several times, but finally did not dare to drop them.

Out of respect for his daughter's family's modesty, Lu Bei did the rough work for him. He reached out to fish it out, took the initiative to wrap his arms around Butler Yu's waist, and brought the soft and weak body into his arms.

The two hearts are close to each other. Affected by the environment, Lu Bei's heartbeat will inevitably speed up to prevent death. He took a deep breath and whispered in Butler Yu's ear: "Since we are practicing, this venue is obviously not suitable. Lead the way." , I’ll change my clothes and go to the quiet room.”

"Um."

Butler Yu responded in a daze, realizing that Zhu Qilan had a unique vision in choosing her husband. This dead man usually seemed out of place, but at the critical moment, he was very... very...

gentle.

She loved it.

"lead the way."

"Ah...oh!"

…

Half an hour later, Lu Bei walked out of the quiet room with an embarrassed face, scratching his head and ears, almost unable to walk.

Glancing at Zhu Qilan who was standing outside the house, he rushed over angrily and said angrily: "Hey, isn't this the commander-in-chief? I haven't seen you for a few days, and he is personally guarding the door for his subordinates!"

"Where is Bai Yu?"

"Array diagram."

"How's it going?"

"It's good. If nothing else happens, I will be an elder next year." Lu Bei said angrily.

"Don't be arrogant, I asked her about her bottleneck."

"broken."

Lu Bei was still angry: "I'm so disappointed. If you test whether Lu is not a womanizer, go ahead and do it yourself. I promise to obey you, so why bother Bai Yu."

"Don't call me Sister Yu anymore?"

"well……"

Lu Bei raised his head and sighed: "It's my fault, I thought my willpower was strong enough, but I didn't expect that I couldn't pass this small test. In the present moment of beauty, after all, it's still... Well, you tell me, I gritted my teeth at the time and held on for a while. Why don’t you just come over here!”

Zhu Qilan rolled her eyes and said that Lu Bei was overthinking it. She just thought that the dead man's double-mysterious treasure map was very useful and she could just lend Bai Yu a helping hand.

Furthermore, Lu Bei has too much innate energy and it is inexhaustible. Anyway, she can't use it all by herself. Instead of letting it go to waste, it is better to save some.

Bai Yu never thought of separating from her, and she didn't intend to separate from Bai Yu.

"Forget it this time, be careful outside in the future, and don't let it happen again."

"Who am I looking down on? Let me tell you, I have no one outside!"