This is what cultivating immortals is like

Quiet room.

Li Taiqing paced back and forth, his immature face filled with maturity that belied his age.

And dignified.

On the cloud bed, Zhu Xiushi couldn't believe his ears when he heard the cause and effect. After a moment, he stammered: "So, you and he are dual practitioners. To avoid embarrassment, you pretend to be crazy and act stupid until now... and you still call him daddy?"

That’s what you said, but you can’t say it like that!

The Taifu glanced at Zhu Xiushi coldly, and said calmly: "I used his help to break the barrier between yin and yang, and gave him an opportunity to avoid losing favors. The two of them do not owe each other. As for what is happening now, it is really a last resort. , let’s recognize the thief as my father, and if the clouds clear and the moon shines, I will make him kneel down and beg for mercy.”

"You should still practice dual cultivation with him, and then call him daddy."

"..."

The master didn't say anything, and just looked at Zhu Xiushi coldly, his eyes were ruthless, as if he was looking at a dead person.

Zhu Xiushi covered his mouth and smiled sweetly. After a while, he went up to touch the Taifu's little head, but failed. He sighed and said: "You and I have known each other for many years. That man can touch me, but I can't. After all, our feelings have weakened."

"Don't say such nonsense, you should know that he can't mess with my Taoist heart."

"Of course I know that."

Zhu Xiushi nodded, and then changed the topic: "But you still practice dual cultivation with him, and then call him daddy."

After saying that, there was another burst of flower branches trembling.

The Taifu's eyelids jumped, he turned his hand and took out the Taiyi Yantian Diagram, and wanted to invite Zhu Xiushi to stay for a few days and talk about the friendship in the past.

Zhu Xiushi didn't panic at all. It was true that in terms of strength and means, she was definitely no match for the Taifu, but this was different from the past. If the Taifu dared to touch her, she would dare to call the Taifu's father outside to come to the rescue.

At worst, they all died together. She would definitely laugh at this fun today.

After a while, the Taifu's patience reached its limit. Zhu Xiushi stopped when he saw that he was good, and said with a straight face: "From the moment you entered the door, I noticed that the demonic thoughts in your body have been eliminated. Although this is not what you want, it is also your long-cherished wish for many years." , one peck and one drink, it’s hard to say whether it’s good or bad.”

Two flowers bloom, one on each side.

The Taifu naturally understands this truth, so she doesn't want to fall out with Lu Bei anymore. At the moment, she just wants to take the jade slips back.

From then on, the road faced the sky, each walking half way, even if we met, we were just passers-by.

As for how to turn from Shaoyin to Taiyin, and how to turn Shaoyang into Shaoyang, the Taifu said that it was not a big problem and that she would talk about the future later. With her talents and qualifications, she would be able to find a perfect way.

"You are no longer troubled by evil thoughts, and your temper is much better than usual. If you had been teasing me like this before, you would have suffered a lot."

Zhu Xiushi shook his head lightly. He first congratulated the Taifu on his escape from the sea of ​​misery, and then frowned and said, "What exactly is that boy hiding that makes you so afraid? Come here quickly and I will find a solution for you."

Hehe, you obviously want to see my joke!

Taifu knew it well, but he had no choice. Compared with Hu Er, Zhu Xiushi was undoubtedly a better choice. Zhu Xiushi's eyes lit up when the matter of the jade slip was brought to light, and he patted the front armor, indicating that the matter was taken care of by her.

After saying that, he walked quickly towards the quiet room.

When he walked to the door, Zhu Xiushi thought of something, took the fly whisk and put it on his arm, and asked, "What's the weak point of that boy? The kind that can be broken with one poke."

"Lawful."

After the words fell, Zhu Xiushi immediately became speechless. He seriously suspected that the Taifu was unlucky, so he wanted to do everything he could to drag her into the water.

"My good master, do you know that this boy is related by marriage to one of my descendants? According to the clan, it has reached the level of marriage."

"Who is so unlucky?"

"Zhu Qilan, you once taught her how to read and write, don't say you don't remember."

"..."

The Tutor was silent. Of course she remembered such a student. Although Zhu Qilan was not her disciple, he had given him a lot of advice. When they met, the latter had to call her sir.

The relationship suddenly became complicated.

In order to avoid further complications and embarrassment, she decided to become a human being with Lu Beilu and not see each other in the future.

"speak!"

"Although he is lustful, he has a lustful heart but not a lustful heart. You just need to..."

"Wait a minute, why do you know so well? Tell me quickly, did you miss something just now?"

"..."

Too many words lead to mistakes, so Taifu kept silent, weighed the Taiyi Yantian Diagram in his hand, and just looked at Zhu Xiushi quietly.

Murderous aura surrounded his neck, and his aorta hurt terribly. Zhu Xiushi's mouth went dry for a while, he smiled, pushed the door open and left the quiet room.

It's not a big problem. If you can't ask it here, you can ask it over there.

…

In the other courtyard, the grass is green.

Two trees were planted in the courtyard, one was a jujube tree and the other was a jujube tree.

Lu Bei leaned on the stone table with his chin in his hand, and ordered Elder Zhao to beat some sweet dates and bring them to the head to quench his thirst.

Zhao Shiran shook her head repeatedly. With her eyesight, she could see that the two jujube trees were of extraordinary aura, and their symmetry contained profound artistic conception. They were two extremely precious spiritual roots. How could they steal the fruits and eat them if their owner was not around?

I had no choice but to coax the leader, so I stood behind Lu Bei and squeezed his shoulders.

Mu Jiling was worried about her master and regarded dogs and men as nothing. She walked back and forth in the yard. When she saw Zhu Xiushi approaching with a smile, she quickly stepped forward to say hello.

"Uncle, Master, how is she doing?"

"Don't worry, she's fine." Zhu Xiushi nodded with a smile.

On the other side, Lu Bei quietly slapped the hand on his shoulder away, asking Elder Zhao to restrain himself a little, stood up and walked towards Zhu Xiushi, giving him the courtesy of an elder.

Zhu Xiushi was very helpful and asked Lu Bei to call him uncle three times before giving up: "You come with me. I have a few issues to discuss with you regarding Taifu's injury."

Can't we discuss it here? Why should we enter the house?

Lu Bei muttered in his heart, and followed Zhu Xiushi to the side room. The door opened, the clouds and mist dispersed, and a black and white space like a landscape painting slowly spread out.

There are pines nearby, a line of egrets climbing into the blue sky in the distance, and fish leaping out of the water. They are all swimming ink paintings.

This secret realm is quite strange.

Lu Bei nodded secretly, guessing that the Taoist temple was a magic weapon. Like the suture secret realm he had just acquired, there were several layers of space hidden in it, which could help Zhu Xiushi avoid the suffering of lightning disasters.

"Actually, the Master is already awake."

Zhu Xiushi got straight to the point: "With her level, unless her soul is seriously injured, she will not be silent for such a long time. What's more, this time it is a blessing in disguise. With the help of your double cultivation, her merits will be perfected and her cultivation will reach a higher level."

"Ah this..."

Lu Bei shook his head like a rattle and denied: "Uncle Master, where does the theory of dual cultivation come from? Lu is innocent, and so is Taifu. You can't make unreasonable speculations and jump to conclusions."

"What she said personally, how can it be false?"

Zhu Xiushi looked at Lu Bei meaningfully, his smile unchanged: "Don't worry, I won't spread this matter, and it won't affect your reputation for innocence."

As expected of a senior, he is really good at judging people!

Lu Bei secretly thought powerfully and said with a serious face: "Senior, you have misunderstood. Lu's innocence is not important, but the innocence of Master Tutor is important."

"It makes sense."

Zhu Xiushi did not express his position, frowning and said: "Although Taifu is awake, he is not fully awake. I asked her Yuanshen, but she hesitated and just said that it was embarrassing to meet you. There is something in your hand that she can't do anything about. If not Take it back, I won’t see you face to face.”

Is there such a good thing?

Lu Bei raised his eyebrows. If what he said was true, he would not let go of twenty jade slips.

Hehe, Master Taifu, you don’t want the contents inside to spread out, right?

"I asked Taifu what it was, but she didn't tell me. She just told me to destroy it."

Zhu Xiushi glanced at Lu Bei and said, "In the past, it would have been inconvenient for me to get involved in such personal grudges, but it is different now. The situation in Wuzhou is uncertain, and she must wake up quickly."

"What do you mean, senior?"

"I mean……"

Zhu Xiushi raised his hand and put it on Lu Bei's shoulder, blew the scent, and said in unison: "Give me some of the stuff. Let's trick him into waking up first. When Wu Zhou's situation is stable, we can take it out to watch her jokes."

As expected of my cousin, her words are true to her prophecy. As expected, no one named Zhu is good.

Lu Bei silently gave Zhu Yan a thumbs up, hesitated for a moment, kept his arms and shoulders away from Wen Ruan, and said with a serious face: "Uncle, please don't do this. I am a good man who is upright and upright. If you are interested, just pay for it. Why bother?" By using sex to seduce, you have despised yourself and the leader of this sect."

It's reasonable. If you hadn't hesitated twice, I would have believed it.

Zhu Xiushi secretly thought it was funny. Just as the master said, he was really a young boy with a lustful heart but no courage. So the question is, how much did it cost Tai Tu to find out this weakness? Can you tell me in detail?

It had no other meaning, she just wanted to spread the word.

Before Zhu Xiushi could ask in detail, Lu Bei strode out of the house and stopped at the door: "Uncle, the master has completed his merits and deeds, but is he no longer troubled by evil thoughts?"

"Of course, people have become more awake and no longer obsessed with killing... Where are you going? Don't leave in a hurry. I'll pay for it and we can discuss it later."

By the time Zhu Xiushi chased him out of the other courtyard, Lu Bei had already arrived at the quiet room. Looking at the little girl lying on the couch, he secretly thought that his fate was over.

In order to prevent someone named Zhu from causing trouble, Lu Bei opened a small world and covered his whereabouts with the Shuangxuan Treasure Map.

In the world of black and white, he woke up the sleeping Li Taiqing, raised his hand to press the flying headbutt, and took out all the snacks in stock.

"uncle……"

"Shut up, eat quickly, and I'll lift it up for you when you're done."

"..."

Li Taiqing looked at the food piled up like a hill, swallowed, showed an amazing appetite, and started drinking.

Although it is not clear what means Zhu Xiushi used and whether he sold her, but as far as the results are concerned, everything is going on the right track.

Sure enough, you bastard plotted against me!

Lu Bei's expression remained unchanged as he waited quietly for a cup of tea before Li Taiqing finished the last bun.

The two sat opposite each other, and the atmosphere suddenly became awkward. Li Taiqing raised his hand, yawned, and threw himself at Lu Bei to coax him to sleep. The latter stepped aside, raised his foot skillfully, and watched the plane slide out against the plane.

The black and white colors dispersed, and the small world disappeared without a trace.

Li Taiqing stood alone in a quiet room with a candied haws tree planted in front of him. Due to the huge appetite of money losers, only a few branches of the lush red fire tree were left.

On the ground, twelve jade slips were arranged randomly.

Li Taiqing, tall and deserted, looked at the candied haws tree and shook his head slightly: "I have left without nostalgia, and have no regrets about the past. It is really naive to think of using this thing to mess with my Taoist heart."

After saying this, he used his palms to form a sword and cut the red fire tree in half, summoning the Shangqing Sword and Qingrui Lamp to erase the traces of Lu Bei in it.

After checking the twelve jade slips and confirming that they were correct, she waved her hand to destroy all the black history.

Stepping lightly, the candied haws crackle underfoot and the sugar coating cracks.

In the second step, Taifu could not fall down for a long time.

"this……"