This is what cultivating immortals is like

"I'm here no matter what. I'm your biological son."

Hu San squatted in the corner of the garden, plucking the grass on the ground, and muttered: "You old man who likes the new and dislikes the old, I am your biological son who is born with flesh and blood. I can't do it any better than that?"

"Isn't he just better qualified, higher in cultivation, more powerful, capable and smart? What's so good about him!"

"Look at my face, I'm much prettier than him!"

After a while, a haystack was piled up behind Hu San, attracting several little white foxes to jump around.

There is no need to elaborate on the fact that the loser eats the dust.

There is no place for him in the Hu family. Even if there is one, he will only be in Chaifang Yajian.

Pavilions and pavilions.

Several little white foxes carried the tea to Fox Er's feet, who took the teapot and cup.

Before she could take action, Lu Bei grabbed it and poured the tea and water obediently: "Godmother, you have tea."

"This child is so filial. He is much better than your ignorant elder brother."

Hu Er smiled lightly and took a sip on his lips: "Let me take a guess for you, Shui Zeyuan, you were deceived by the illusion and you still miss it, right?"

"Godmother, I don't understand."

Lu Bei denied it with a serious face. He had never thought about being struck by lightning or stumbling upon something before he came, let alone made a plan to find a place.

but……

Hu San also said that now that Hu Er was sick and fell down with a push, it was a great opportunity to avenge his shame. After passing this village, he would not be able to seek revenge openly in the future.

"You kid, you're still pretending in front of a vixen."

Hu Er didn't bother to say anything. Translate, they are foxes who have been around for thousands of years. What are you talking about?

Lu Bei and the Hu family have a very close affinity with each other. They immediately fell in love with Hu San when they first met him, and within a few words they became their confidants. Hu Er and Hu Er, who trained Hu San, are no exception. They are both petty masters who are unwilling to suffer losses. His little thoughts, Hu Er guessed by using himself to save others.

"Ahem."

Lu Bei clenched his fist and coughed lightly, then used the tried and tested method of diverting attention: "Godmother, I heard from my elder brother that you are ill and a thunderstorm is coming. If you are not careful, your soul will be shattered..."

"You are planning to do something evil while you are going through a disaster for your mother."

"Godmother, can you not mention it if it doesn't happen?"

The corner of Lu Bei's mouth twitched, and he did not give Hu Er a chance to interrupt, and continued to change the topic: "Although my abilities are average, I have seen some things in the world so far in my practice. I once personally sent someone to survive a thunderstorm. If my godmother doesn't dislike it, I will You can hold the line from the side."

"Then it's settled."

"Godmother, don't be too hasty to refuse..."

Lu Bei was stunned in the middle of his words. He looked at Hu San, who was blocked by a haystack, and then at Hu Er, who was holding a teacup with a calm expression. He curled his lips and secretly said that people become monsters as they age. Not a level.

"In this case, it's better to choose a day than to hit it, godmother, let's start now!"

"Oh, you kid, what are you talking to my mother about? How embarrassing!" Hu Er held his face in both hands and turned to the side.

"..."

Lu Bei: (_)

This is why he doesn't like female elders. They can tease him unscrupulously, but he can't talk back.

Lu Buwang was like this, and so was Hu Er. They all treated them like pretty boys, cute and easy to bully, which was really annoying.

Forget it, for the sake of my eldest brother, he has a lot, so I won’t care about it.

"Godmother, what are you telling your son?"

Lu Bei took a deep breath, spelled out his words carefully, and then said: "It's a big deal to overcome the tribulation, so don't be careless. You don't want me and my eldest brother to lose our mother early, right?"

"You have asked for this, so I will obey you for my mother's sake."

Hu Er tapped the tea cup with his fingertips and looked at Lu Bei with a smile: "Before passing through the thunder tribulation, my mother must heal her injuries first. Otherwise, no matter how many tricks you prepare, I will not be able to survive the test despite my own incompetence. "

Lu Bei frowned: "Forgive me for being brave, why did my godmother get hurt? Did the master do it?"

"It's not her. If we were to fight life and death, she would be even worse than me if she was full of evil thoughts."

Hu Er said: "It's the Sutra of Abandonment. I was injured by his sword, and the remaining traces are difficult to remove. The injuries are getting worse day by day. If you don't come to the capital, my godmother will have to come to see you."

"Abandonment of the Sutra?!"

Lu Bei was surprised and couldn't figure it out. The two of them couldn't fight each other. What was the relationship between Hu Er's injury and the Abandonment Sutra?

"Last June, when you went to the Immortal Mountain to fight, Wei Niang happened to be passing by, hiding aside to watch the excitement, abandoning the scriptures without asking, sent the sword to Yuanshen, and fought with Wei Niang for 800 rounds..."

Hu Er Wai Bi boasted for a while, firmly refusing to admit that he had been abandoned. After a while, he let out a long sigh: "He is invincible after all. Although he is not bad as a mother, he is still only one move away." Lost."

"I understand, it only took one move to abandon Li Jing!"

Lu Bei nodded, and then shook his head: "Lu Bei was thinking this in his heart, taking care of his godmother's aloof but delicate self-esteem, but he didn't say it out loud."

Click!

The teacup shattered in the fox's hands, his eyes narrowed, and he threw it away.

"ah----"

"This is unreasonable, who throws a tea cup at me!"

There was a scream from behind the haystack.

Since it is not important, I won’t go into details here.

"Did Godmother really just happen to be passing by the Immortal Mountain?"

"Otherwise, why would I go there specially to protect you?"

"Right."

Lu Bei nodded in agreement and silently thanked him. Hu Er said it lightly, fearing that he would be seriously hurt by being abandoned.

Of course, this cannot be blamed on Qi Li Jing. In the territory of the human race and the home base of the Tianjian Sect, there is a nine-tailed fox in the Tribulation Stage squatting in the grass. No matter how you look at it, it has no good intentions.

It was the first time Lu Bei heard about Hu Er's almost dying while holding the battle for him. When he addressed his godmother again, his words were obviously more respectful.

This girl is capable, and her trust level can be increased. She is lower than Hu San, and it is not a loss to call her godmother.

"Let's go, you are the heir of the Immortal Sword Intent, you can remove the Sword Intent for me."

Hu Er stood up and walked towards the main hall, Lu Bei followed him, and after a while, he arrived at the quiet room at the underground palace.

The room was dark, with only a faint fragrance.

Hu Er turned her back to Lu Bei, sitting cross-legged on a futon. She pulled up her long splash-ink hair and placed it on her chest. The skirt of her dress fell down to her waist. Her fragrant shoulders and beautiful back curves were stunning.

For a monk of Lu Bei's level, the darkness in the room to guard against gentlemen but not villains is no different from turning on the lights. He is usually honest, and this time is no exception. He smells the smell of blood and stares intently. The sword marks on Hu Er's back.

The palm was wide and penetrated the chest and back. Hu Er used the talisman as a thread to sew it up and barely suppressed it. However, the strands of sword intent could not be sealed at all, and they hit the suture line endlessly.

Lu Bei sat cross-legged behind Hu Er and pointed his sword at the sword mark.

The sutures of the talisman dissipated, and blood flowed down one after another. The penetrating wound was no longer suppressed, swallowing and erasing the surrounding flesh and blood, almost giving Hu Er a chill in the blink of an eye.

There was a faint groan.

Lu Bei did not hesitate, injecting the immortal sword intention into his fingertips, returning to the same source, and introduced the sword intention in Hu Er's body into his body.

It is also an immortal sword intention. The immortal sword intention of the Abandonment Sutra has a Taoist charm. It can suppress Hu Er with just one strike, and he can neither survive nor die. The level is so high that it is definitely not comparable to Lu Bei.

He extracted the sword intention, but could not remove the Tao charm from it. He vaguely felt that this Tao charm was closely related to the Nine Swords Sword Intent. When he thought about the Tao charm that Bai Jin and Chong Yuxiao understood from the Nine Swords, he felt even more heartbroken. Clearly.

Collect it first and study it later.

The Taoist rhyme entered the body and was carried by the immortal sword, so he did not resist and was sealed in a corner by Lu Bei.

But she is very arrogant and looks down on her current nest, which is only used as a temporary residence. She does not want to be driven by Lu Bei, let alone open her heart and give herself to Lu Bei.

It's not a big problem. Lu Bei has a professional decoder. He can't tame Dao Yun, but his wings can.

When I go back during the Chinese New Year, I go up to Beijun Mountain to find Bai Jin. Daoyun and other things should be interpreted by professionals. He can just follow along.

"Shutan, it's been eliminated."

Hu Er snorted softly and touched the disappeared wound on his chest, feeling frightened for a moment.

Invincible, truly invincible.

She raised her arms to straighten her clothes, and when she turned around, she saw Lu Bei with his eyes closed and silent, still holding the posture of pointing swords together. He seemed to have understood something, and secretly said "Monster".

Perhaps, the next invincible life is right in front of her.

Thinking of this, Hu Er's eyes sparkled. He had thought that Lu Bei and her would be of great benefit in the early years, but now it seemed that it was true.

"My son is invincible in the world, and the Kingdom of Ten Thousand Monsters...sooner or later one day..."

"Go back openly!"

Lu Bei seemed to realize something, and Hu Er did not dare to disturb him and left the quiet room silently. I was in a good mood and was free to go to the garden to take care of my useless son.

"Look at him, and then look at you, what a big brother, you are the younger brother."

"It's useless to keep it. My mother doesn't need you anymore. These are ten taels of silver. Please pack them up and don't come back."

"If you don't leave, my mother will send you to Juxian Argyle. If you are good at singing and dancing, you will be the number one in the future!"

"Otherwise, if I turn you into a woman for my mother, your elder brother will be happy, and you will have someone to rely on for the rest of your life...

When Lu Bei returned to the pavilion in the garden, Hu San was leaning on a pillar and sitting on the ground in a very inelegant posture. Seeing his dumbfounded eyes losing their luster, you could tell how much fun Hu Er had just had.

"Brother, what's wrong with you? Are you talking?"

Lu Bei sadly squatted beside Hu San, sadly picked up a small wooden stick, and stabbed him in the face angrily: "Tell me something you don't want to hear, you look like this now, you are more than enough to be the top card in Juxian Argyle, Xunyi That little maid is only allowed to carry your shoes."

Hu San didn't respond and was completely autistic.

Lu Bei secretly thought it was boring, threw down the small wooden stick, and sat opposite Hu Er to drink tea.

"Xiao Bei, have you and Taifu...slept?"

"puff!"

Lu Bei spurted out a sip of tea, and when he approached Hu Er, he hit the invisible curtain and slid down in the air.

"Godmother, you know... you are right. I have always suspected that you were the one who did it."

Lu Bei wiped the tea stains from his mouth. Not many people knew about his dual cultivation with the Taifu. Mu Jiling and Zhao Shiran probably had their memories sealed by the Taifu. It was impossible for the Taifu to take the initiative to complain to Hu Er. They should be happy people. Said.

As expected of you, you dare to say anything.

"Really asleep?!"

"That's not true. I just practiced dual cultivation a few times. There was a flaw in Taifu's technique, and the child gave her a hand."

"Jiejiejiejie————"

Hu Er looked up to the sky and laughed, and slapped the stone table with his hand, causing the waves to roll, and Lu Bei was so scared that he quickly looked away.

"What dual cultivation? Who is dual cultivation with whom?!"

Hu San sat up in shock while he was dying, and held Lu Bei's shoulders, sweat dripping from his forehead: "Brother Xian, you and... Tutor? Huh? Look into my brother's eyes and tell me no!"

Mingren didn't say anything secretly. He and Taifu's apprentice Mu Jiling were a little unclear. They went for a walk on the street two days ago. Mu Jiling was responsible for shopping and he was responsible for settling the bill.

What if...

What if...

He's a generation behind, so what's wrong with him?

"No, my eldest brother is my father. I don't agree with this marriage!!"

"Go away, you bastard."

Hu Er slapped the person away and said angrily: "Go and play, what's the matter with you?"

After saying that, he looked at Lu Bei with a friendly look and encouraged him: "Don't be afraid, that woman is difficult to deal with, but mother will help you. Let's join hands and give birth to her if you want her to."