This is what cultivating immortals is like
Chapter 693 Drag it on, kill two eggs with one knife
King Yuanji was silent. He had been cultivating immortals for many years, and it didn't matter if he was shameless, but he really couldn't do the job of burying his own juniors.
What could he say?
Sect Master Lu was joking, our princess from the Gu family doesn’t charge any fees, but she still gives money?
How mean!
Thinking back to last year, the Gu family laughed at Xuanlong and Qi Yan for giving away their daughter, showing no royal restraint and self-esteem. This year, it was their turn to give away their daughter, and they couldn't even find a way to give it away on their knees, not to mention how much they regretted it.
Wu Zhou had a sharp eye and sent the princess out early.
Thinking of this, King Yuanji felt heartbroken. Seeing the Zhu family's princess riding on Lu Bei's body was more painful than Lu Bei's pooping and peeing on their Gu family's head.
The two countries are friendly neighbors with many years of brotherly friendship. Seeing my little brother’s life becoming more and more comfortable and eating meat, I feel so bitter in my heart!
"Does King Yuanji have anything else to do? If not, I will go and get busy."
"No matter what Sect Leader Lu orders, the little king will definitely honor his orders whenever he is asked to do so."
"Okay, then you should follow."
Lu Bei turned around and floated up into the sky, summoned his own wings, and said with righteous indignation: "King Yuanji, you don't know, elite forces from several parties have gathered in Liuren Mountain, and the mountain gate is empty and no one can guard it. The leader of this sect calculated with his fingers that there are thieves taking advantage of the situation to rob him. Pretend to be us and frame up the trouble. The more you think about it, the angrier it becomes. You can guard the door later and I, the sect leader, will go in and arrest the person."
King Yuanji: "..."
What do you mean, you don’t even bother to pretend?
Taking the initiative to ask for a job, mentioning an accomplice, and most likely taking the blame, King Yuanji was secretly upset. However, he was in the critical period of promoting his own princess, so he had to pinch his nose and admit it.
You can't afford any big thing, and you still want to kidnap hostages. Just dream!
Besides, there is a natural barrier between Jiuzhou Continent and Xianfu Continent. Once you rob something, you don’t have to worry about the owner coming to your door later.
Can they still cross the sea of mist and find Xiong Chu!
Impossible, absolutely impossible.
This pot is a good deal and can be carried on your back.
"Go to Liuren Mountain first. The thief is here. Maybe he can be caught."
…
Three days, three events, Zhengqi Dao, Shuiyun Miaoyimen, and the Sutra Collection Pavilion of Qijue Temple where Gu Zongchen borrowed scriptures were all robbed by the crazy King Yuanji.
Several major cultivation forces were rumored to have gone crazy. A foreign monk with a sinister face shamelessly attacked the headquarters of several forces and looted all the cultivation resources in the arsenal.
Fortunately, the devil-killing and defending boy came to the rescue in time. Half of the resources in each arsenal were saved, and not all were lost, so they did not declare bankruptcy overnight.
The people below don’t know what the specific situation is, but the Mahayana people above know it well. They are mature enough to keep silent and allow the people below to believe the false news as truth.
True or false is not important, peace and stability are the most important. This is called order.
When it was the turn of the Dragon Palace, Dragon King Ao Yi was a straightforward person. He liked to be proactive rather than passive. He didn't want to worry about thieves and thieves. He opened the arsenal in person and let Lu Bei pick half of it.
Lu Bei did not refuse. There was no process of humility three times. As soon as the door opened, he led his wings and stepped in directly.
move!
The Taifu Tribulation Fourth Level cultivator and Han Miaojun are practicing in the Mahayana period. The resources required for their cultivation cannot be met by the Xianfu Continent. However, geographical factors determine that the number of paths to immortality in the Xianfu Continent is slightly different from that of the Jiuzhou Continent. Stone can attack jade, which is of great reference value.
It happened that Taifu and Han Miaojun both liked research, so they gathered together and whispered, one taught how to develop a furnace, and the other pointed out the existence of innate energy.
None of them are good girls, so they don't have any good intentions.
The Taifu wanted to know whether Mahayana monks like Han Miaojun, after receiving the innate energy, would discover the flaws in the principles of heaven and earth, and how they would make up for their own shortcomings after discovering them.
Han Miaojun wanted to know how far the small world could evolve if Lu Bei picked the peach with Tai Tu's physique.
She became more and more fascinated by the pretty boy.
There are secrets all over her body. Even if the inexplicable connection with the skills is removed, the pretty girl still has many secrets that make her eager to move on.
If she didn't keep her mouth shut and couldn't ask anything, she could ask nine times in one night.
Lu Bei didn't care about this. The second natural disaster had arrived early. If he didn't want to be a dwarf all day long, he had to get over it as soon as possible.
The mention of being struck by lightning gave him a headache.
The last time the thunder tribulation ended with no life, it ended in a muddle, and a small life was miraculously saved, this time...
To be fair, he didn't believe a miracle could happen twice.
If the intensity of the two thunder tribulations were equal, or even worse, the second time was stronger than the first, he would not have to work hard, he would push as many times as he could, go back to Tibet Qianshan, lie down, and rub himself before covering himself with a white cloth. banquet.
…
"It is too difficult to cultivate immortality."
Concentric Island.
Thatched cottages on low hills, flying rainbows accompanied by egrets.
Lu Bei took over the fishing rod from the previous Mr. Good Fortune and was fishing lonely, thinking about the possibility of surviving the thunderstorm without any danger.
After some thinking, I realized that it was absolutely impossible unless God turned a blind eye and let him go for the sake of his handsomeness.
In the open space in front of the thatched cottage, the Seven Sages of the Bamboo Grove lowered their eyes and bowed their heads, waiting for the new Master of Creation to lecture them.
Already standing for two hours, Mr. Creation didn't even look at them except for sighing, bowing his head and making awkward gestures, or playing with his bird.
The elders were under great pressure, especially Mo Xuan and Bai Yin, who were called by name. They stood like minions, with confusion, nervousness and uncertainty written on their faces.
Samsara Heart Lord passed away and turned into ashes. The monks in the Immortal Mansion Continent felt more or less that the stronger the strength and the higher the realm, the clearer the awakening would be after being released from the shackles.
In addition to the Mahayana monks who were originally aware of the existence of extraterrestrial demons, the first to wake up were the Seven Sages of the Bamboo Forest and the Tribulation-Transcending monks, followed by Mo Xuan, Bai Yin and others in the Fusion Stage.
The previous Lord of Creation was controlled by demons from outside the territory. The new Lord went undercover in Yin Yang Dao and took the skin of Yin Shou, the Black Feather King. He rewrote a new chapter step by step and successfully gained the approval of his predecessor and inherited the authority of Yin Yang Dao.
Things have changed.
As soon as the emperor and his courtiers came together, they would most likely have to change their pillars.
The biggest change was Mo Xuan. On the day when the new and old monarchs succeeded to the throne, he personally picked a new mount - King Si Feng.
The bull demon on the other end didn't talk much, was slow and dull.
Mo Xuan was uneasy when he was summoned. No matter which Black Feather it was, he and the other party were at loggerheads. If the leader wanted to put on his shoes...
To put it bluntly, the eldest brother wants to drink tortoise soup today. Should he jump into the pot on his own initiative, or should he wash himself off and then jump into the pot?
Before being released, there was no place for him to stay here. The five major forces in the Immortal Mansion Continent had other good places to go away from the Yin and Yang Dao. It's no longer possible. None of the major forces want to offend Laojun. If he can't survive in the Yin and Yang Dao, it's equivalent to not being able to survive in the Immortal Mansion Continent.
It is so difficult to cultivate immortality! x2
King Bai Yin also had the same idea.
He betrayed the leader brother many times, and just thinking about it made his scalp numb. If he had said that 'Black Feather' was the material to be the eldest brother, he wouldn't have stood up even if he was beaten to death.
Is it still too late to blame the outsiders?
The overall situation was decided and it was too late to say anything. Bai Yin looked as devastated as a dead tigress and obediently knelt on the ground and held his hands.
Trying to get by with cuteness.
"People are coming from the left and right, drag this sick cat down and chop it into two pieces."
"..."xN
There was silence in the field. The younger brothers had been hanging out with their predecessor, Mr. Good Fortune, for a long time. Their thinking was rigid and could not keep up with Lu Bei's quick mind. They all looked confused when they heard the words.
He has no eyesight at all, but he still has the nerve to say that he is the younger brother.
Lu Bei curled his lips and changed to Tianjian Sect. He frowned and without saying a word, a few dog legs stood up and dragged Zhan Lexian out of the door.
After all, Yin Yang Dao is not the Tianjian Sect, and he has no interest in slowly training it to become his own shape, letting Zhaixingzi act as the Taoist master, and everything else remains as usual.
"Old gentleman, this matter is not a trivial matter, please..."
"It's okay. Laojun, I've always been a childish person. You can get used to it in the future."
"..."xN
The difference between the two previous Lords of Creation was so great that it was difficult for everyone to adapt. Especially the attitude of the current Lord towards Yin and Yang Tao really worried them.
If the eldest brother takes the lead and delegates power, the younger brother will naturally be happy, but it will not work if the boss hands off the boss without caring.
Yin and Yang Dao cannot exist without Laojun of Creation!
"I dare to ask Laojun, how long is the term of the power of Taoist leader of the Star Picker? Should Laojun travel around the world or stay in seclusion for a period of time." Yi Feng clasped his fists and asked for instructions.
Lu Bei nodded, pondered for a moment and then said: "I will go into seclusion first, come out after three days, and then travel around the world."
It was the same as whether he had said it or not. Everyone looked at each other in confusion. For a moment, they couldn't help but miss their predecessor, Lao Jun.
It is true that the previous Mr. Good Fortune was indifferent and knew how to fish in the void all day long. It was too cold to be alone in front of the waterfall. But in a worse situation, at least the predecessor would be stationed on Tongxin Island, which made everyone feel more at ease.
Jie Bing gritted his teeth and said: "Laojun, you have just taken over, and there are still a few island owners you have never met. You should recruit them to come and appease them. At this time, shut up..."
"You teach me how to do things?"
"I don't dare, but..."
"No buts, just decided happily."
Lu Bei waved his hand, glanced at the elders, and encouraged: "Each of you can express your opinions. If you have any ideas, you can tell me. I am no better than my predecessor. I am an open-minded person, and I am especially good at accepting opinions humbly. As long as you You’re right, I definitely won’t listen.”
"..."xN
Everyone was speechless and left with fists in their hands.
Mo Xuan and Bai Yin also left. One was responsible for managing the library, and the other was responsible for the defense of the chain island. They neither cooked nor opened the eggs.
Although Lu Bei's heart was not as big as he boasted, he was too lazy to argue with Xiao Tong. He just planned some arrangements for wearing small shoes and did not go out of his way to embarrass them.
The better days are yet to come!
After the meeting and setting up the character of Lao Jun as a quiet and inactive person, Lu Bei held the Yin and Yang Qi diagram in his hand and walked to the arsenal, where he found the Grand Tutor in front of the bookshelf with his head bent over a book.
Taichu was aggrieved that the Taichu Shinto Sutra was taken away, but he still took a look at Xiao Lubei because he was soft and cute.
Lu Bei skillfully held her waist, but because of the height difference, he only reached his thighs.
After being slapped away, he retracted angrily: "There is something wrong with my sect master's thunder catastrophe. If he is not careful, he could eliminate the risk of death. Master Tutor also doesn't want the furnace he has worked so hard to cultivate to turn into ashes under the catastrophe." Bar?"
The Taifu frowned after hearing the familiar expression: "What does Mr. Lu want? Say it directly. There is no need to be secretive."
"you."
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