This is what cultivating immortals is like

The closed beta is approaching, and there is not much time left for Lu Bei.

After Hu San left the Yuhua Gate with his hind legs, he followed him down to Sanqing Peak. First, he took She Zhang's autographed letter and went to the pawnshop in Langyu County.

After checking the accounts and collecting the money, before leaving, I skillfully went to the boudoir on the second floor, moved the dressing cabinet, opened the wardrobe and picked out a few women's clothes.

He didn't have any hobbies. He was entrusted by She Zhang and thought of his pity, so he just did one good deed every day.

[You have been poisoned. It is determined that your health remains unchanged after deducting the defense and poison immunity]

"Good guy, wait here for me!"

Lu Bei spoke out bitterly, despising She Zhang for only secretly poisoning honest people and using despicable means to get away with it. Then he put the colorful little bag in his hand into the Qiankun Ring.

"I really don't want to talk about you. You are so old and you dress like other girls. You are so ashamed. I blush just looking at you!"

After cleaning up She Zhang's boudoir, Lu Bei confirmed that nothing was left behind. He left the pawn shop and told the old shopkeeper that Aunt She had recently gone to the mountains to practice spiritual practice.

The old shopkeeper didn't understand it at first, but after a while he suddenly realized that the owner had found his right husband and was going to move out.

Lu Bei left the pawn shop and turned around to go to the tailor shop next door. He had memorized this shop the last time he came to Langyu County. He could tell by looking at the front door that it was not a small shop and there were many tailors. The shipping speed would definitely be slow. go.

Hearing Lu Bei's request to make more than one piece of clothing first, the shopkeeper shook his head repeatedly and said that Lu Bei was wrong. The shipping time was not that fast and would take at least seven days.

Lu Bei said nothing and took out a stack of banknotes. The shopkeeper shook his head repeatedly and said that he was wrong. The shipping time was not that slow and it could be done before nightfall.

There was no problem for both parties. Lu Bei picked up the soft ruler, raised his hand and gestured for a moment, and gave the body measurements of Hu He and She Zhang.

After touching the bones, he knew which ones were flat, which were round, and which materials they were made of. As for She Zhang...

It's hard not to know.

The Golden Crow was sinking in the west, and the city gate was about to close. Lu Bei hurriedly hurried and almost didn't stay in the county town for a night.

Unfortunately, he is not familiar with this place and has no place to live in Langyu County. If this is the case, he can only go back to the pawn shop and sleep on She Zhang's bed.

No, that quilt was touched by Lu Bei and it was poisonous.

It was a lucky thing that it was dark and he couldn't see clearly, otherwise he would have been stopped and questioned by the soldiers as he looked impatient on his way.

This is not to target the pretty boys. There have been flower pickers in the city recently, and anyone who is suspicious will be stopped for questioning.

…

Sanqing Peak.

Yuhuamen, inner courtyard.

Hu He happily accepted the new clothes from Lu Bei. She also had a love for beauty. Even if she had just transformed, she would still be like this.

The result made Hu He a little dumbfounded. She liked a few of the decent clothes from her daughter's house and she liked them very much. Since they were given by the headmaster himself, they were of great significance and she couldn't put them down.

But a few others...

According to Lu Bei, it is a recently popular style and is highly praised by girls and wives in Ningzhou. When he was in Dashengguan, the streets were full of this kind of clothing.

Hu He couldn't understand it and was greatly shocked. She felt that the new model was too revealing, let alone wearing it. She blushed and her heart skipped a beat just by looking at it. She hesitated and was speechless.

"Please, you are a vixen, why don't you be so innocent!"

Hu He was unwilling to live or die. As soon as Lu Bei raised his tone by two points, she burst into tears. Seeing this, Lu Bei had no choice but to persuade her warmly, saying that he had teased her before and burned some new clothes in front of her.

Lu Bei felt sorry for Hu He, the vixen who had raised him all by himself, so he let her go. She Yan didn't have this kind of treatment. Even though she refused to obey him, she was still blocked by Lu Bei by the bedside.

"Be wise, you can either change it yourself, or I can work harder and help you change it with my own hands." Lu Bei held a few pieces of clothing, and the candlelight stretched his shadow to the wall, baring his teeth and claws like a devil.

She Yan's face was livid, he raised his hands and held his collar tightly, and said angrily: "Lu, you once swore that I would work for you for ten years. Within ten years, you and I will only have a subordinate relationship, and we will guarantee it with our character. You won’t…force me to do anything I don’t want to do!”

"The person I am today is who I am today, and the person I used to be is the person I used to be. Two people who have never met each other, two things that have no cause and effect, how can they be generalized!"

Lu Bei curled his lips and handed the new clothes to She Zhang: "Don't be stupid, you are an old snake. If you are willing to believe my verbal promise, it means that you have prepared for the worst. Besides, I don't intend to hurt you. You said at that time that I would introduce you to a livelihood and ensure that you would have enough food and clothing for the rest of your life. Now it’s time for me to redeem my promise. Be obedient and I’ll make sure you become famous in an instant.”

"Is this the livelihood you introduced to me?"

Looking at the clothes in front of her, She Zhang smiled instead of angry. If she had been willing to surrender, she would have hugged her thighs long ago and solved the problem of the source of blood blocking the path of cultivation. She was unwilling before and will not be willing now.

She Zhang closed her eyes and raised her neck, that was it, she would not give in.

"Hey, I have such a bad temper!"

Lu Bei raised his brows, picked out a well-designed piece of clothing, and advised: "Look, it's not very revealing. Originally, it was open to the creak. I know you are a thin-skinned person, so I changed it to only open to the waist. Also, I didn’t change the backless part to the front, so I’m really taking good care of you.”

"Bah, obscene!"

She Yan turned her head away and gritted her teeth and said, "Even if you dream, even if I die, even if I bite my tongue and commit suicide, I will not touch these clothes."

"Humph, it's not up to you!"

Lu Bei snorted coldly and raised his hand to hold She Zhang's collar, preparing to scare her.

Squeak————

The door opened, and Hu He, who had changed into new clothes, crept in. Seeing Lu Bei pressing She Zhang down on the bed, he said aggrievedly: "Master, I... have changed, please don't do it anymore." It’s embarrassing for Sister She.”

"Ah this..."

Lu Bei took a breath and looked at the pitiful Hu He. His guilt rose sharply. He threw away the cloth in his hand and quickly stepped forward to take a coat and put it on Hu He.

"Silly boy, the headmaster is playing around with Aunt Snake. She has some weird habits. You are still young. When you grow up...well, it is best not to know about it when you grow up." Lu Bei said. He comforted Hu He and winked at She Zhang, asking him to quickly take the blame.

Seeing this, She Yan became even more angry. She didn't want Hu He to be wronged, so she picked up the new clothes on the ground and said angrily: "Let Xiao He go out, I will change it right away."

The resentment came from two aspects. One was towards Lu Bei, who disappointed her so much that he allowed her to wear such indecent clothes for others to see.

The second is the golden-scaled snake. She watched Lu Bei bully her but remained unmoved. It was obviously not like this before.

"Master!!"

"The person named Lu will repay the shame he suffered today a hundred times in the future!"

Hu He's mournful voice was like weeping, She Zhang looked at death as if he were home, Lu Bei...

He overestimated how receptive the fairies were to new things, and also overestimated his own ruthlessness, so he retreated in defeat and never mentioned the new clothes again.

Back in the house, Lu Bei studied ink and moistened his pen, lit a lamp and boiled oil to write the copy.

The original plan was to attract players to the game with a combination of cute and sexy witches. The current plan is to attract novice players to the game with the help of the leader of the Yuhua Sect, who has a handsome face and mysterious cultivation.

Isn't it just selling meat? It seems like he doesn't know how to do it!

"Sure enough, you still have to rely on yourself as a person. I hope that this internal beta can assign a few high-quality players nearby, otherwise we will have to wait until the public beta..."

Lu Bei put down his brush, his eyes flashing. He couldn't bear the child being unable to trap the wolf, so he reluctantly decided to let out some blood.