This is what cultivating immortals is like
Chapter 80 You listen to my excuses
After once again confirming that Lu Bei was unconscious, Shi Gu took out a packet of medicinal powder with his backhand, spread it out proudly, opened the curtain with one hand, and thrust it towards...
In his sight, a hand suddenly appeared from behind and pressed on the back of his hand.
Shi Gu's eyes flashed, and he secretly said something sinister. Fortunately, the problem was not big. He had traveled all over the country for many years without being caught. In addition to being cautious, he relied on his talent in physical training. After many years of polishing, his muscle strength far exceeded that of the monks at the same time who built the foundation.
With such a weak palm, he only needed to push it gently...
Click!
There was a crisp sound, and Shi Gu opened his mouth wide in pain. The next second, his arm folded back, and his mouth was filled with ecstasy powder.
The effect was immediate and he knew nothing about it after that.
[You defeated Li Chao and gained 20,000 experience]
"Uncle Junior, what are you doing?"
When Wei Yu heard the movement, she turned around and was startled.
Lu Bei was seen holding Shi Gu in his arms, covering his mouth with one hand, with their chests touching their backs, a very indecent posture.
"Nothing happened, I caught a thief."
"A thief?"
…
The carriage stopped on the roadside. Wei Yu looked up at Li Chao, who was hanging in the air with his hands and feet tied behind his back. She picked up a branch from the ground and poked him in the face.
"Uncle Junior, is this person really a thief?"
"Replacement guaranteed."
Lu Bei took out the items from the Qiankun bag and stuffed bags of suspected Mengmei and Menghan medicinal powder into his arms.
Some strange porcelain vases were written with words such as "Hehuan Powder", "Buddha Shows His Head", and "Fairy Never Stops at Night". He couldn't understand any of them, and he had never heard of them.
Collect it, collect it all.
"He is a prostitute, why didn't I notice it? It doesn't look like him!"
Wei Yu asked out of curiosity: "Little Master Uncle, how did you tell that he was a prostitute?"
"I didn't see it. At first I was just surprised that he was going to Hongling County, but he was going in the opposite direction, so I gave him a chance to prove himself. He did a good job and took advantage of it."
Lu Bei looked at Wei Yu who was thoughtful, cleared away all the large and small porcelain bottles, and reminded with a serious face: "Don't learn, the water here is very deep, if you learn, you will only be mastered by others."
"Little Master Uncle, who are you looking down on?" Wei Yu was very unconvinced.
"Humph, I knew you would say that."
Lu Bei said angrily: "I have been to Hongling County and drove for about two days. If you don't accept it, I will secretly attack and drug you in the past two days. If you can escape once, I will bow my head and admit my mistake to you, little uncle."
"Okay, I'll wait!" Wei Yu said confidently.
"You're so stupid, I really don't want to talk about you. Remember, when a man says such things to you, you lose half the battle if you agree."
"Uncle Junior is not a man...well, I mean, Junior Uncle will not hurt me, you are an exception."
"Then you're miserable, be prepared to sleep for two days!"
Lu Bei didn't know how Bai Jin taught his disciples that protection was protection, and how could he put aside the principle that people's hearts are evil. Apart from other things, Wei Yu, a female cultivator, had very little vigilance against lewd thieves. It was really inappropriate. .
"My eldest cousin asked his daughter to come to me. Could it be that he has a problem with Senior Sister Bai?" Lu Bei whispered and touched two secret books with his backhand.
[You are exposed to [Beekeeping and Honey Making], do you want to spend 50 skill points to learn it? ]
"Keeping bees to get honey is quite polite."
[You are exposed to [Golden Lock Exhibition Turtle Health Technique], do you want to spend 100 skill points to learn it? ]
Lu Bei: (一`一)
It’s a good way to…keep yourself healthy!
A monk with strong basic attributes like him mostly relies on his physical strength to gain an advantage against the enemy. If things go on like this, he will inevitably end up with inconvenience in his legs and feet. Learning a body-building technique will be very helpful in extending his life.
Learn, you should learn!
"Little uncle!"
"What are you doing? You're so surprised."
Lu Bei quickly put away the secret book on health-care techniques, stuffed some useless things back into Li Chao's Qiankun bag, and came to Wei Yu's side without blushing or out of breath.
"How to deal with this perverted thief?"
"This is not simple. Have you seen blood?"
"I've seen it before, chicken blood, duck blood, fish blood..." Wei Yu counted on her fingers.
"Where's the human blood?" Lu Bei interrupted abruptly.
"Uh, does a nosebleed count?"
Wei Yu swallowed her saliva, realized something, and took two steps back: "Uncle, not to mention God's virtue of good life, the Emperor Ji Sect strictly prohibits monks from fighting privately. It is wrong to kill people. It is better for us to report it to the official." .”
"That's right!"
After a while, the carriage moved forward slowly, leaving only a rope hanging alone on the tree.
Lu Bei and Wei Yu switched places, and were demoted from Master Fenghan to driver. Beginners were cautious on the road. Fortunately, the old horse was experienced. Lu Bei raised his hand and touched its butt, and it knew whether to go left or right, whether to speed up or not. Time to slow down.
Wei Yu sat in the car with a pale face. Thinking about the previous scene, she felt sick in her chest and her stomach rolled. She opened the curtains and looked for comfort from her junior uncle.
"Little..." When the powder hit, Wei Yu rolled her eyes and fell asleep directly.
"Good thing. If I had known that this thing was so easy to use, it could easily knock down the foundation-building monks. I should have carried a few hundred bags on me during the few months I was a novice." Lu Bei sighed. He was still too pure before. .
…
Two days later, the carriage arrived in Hongling County. Wei Yu followed the signal from the Iron Sword Alliance and took Lu Bei all the way west to find an ancient temple hidden in the mountains.
After sleeping for two days, Wei Yu was full of energy.
Recalling the various overturns along the way, she was angry and annoyed: "Uncle, please listen to my quibbles. I'm not stupid. I just trust you too much, so I get hit continuously."
"It makes sense, but I don't want to hear it. You can keep it to tell Senior Sister Bai."
Lu Bei glanced at Wei Yu with disdain: "Next time I see her, I will praise you a few words, saying that you are innocent and talented. The world is so big, but it is not as big as the mind you lack."
Seeing that Lu Bei was not getting enough, Wei Yu resorted to the tried-and-tested method of coquettishness, and timidly said: "Uncle, this is too much. She is a girl, and she is very pretty..."
"generally."
Lu Bei Shicheng said that after experiencing Hu San's disaster for the country and the people, it was difficult for any woman to make him stand out in terms of appearance alone.
Nowadays, the only ones he can label as beauties are Bai Jin and She Zhang, and Hu He can only be considered half of them.
It’s not that Hu He is not good-looking, but looking at her again after seeing Hu San...
I always feel like something is missing.
If you can't bury your own family, let her give it a try.
"Liar!"
Wei Yu refused to accept it. Apart from her cultivation, her appearance was her most confident aspect. Looking at the Lingxiao Sword Sect, she was the prettiest among the sisters.
"Haha, you think you have a beautiful head on your neck, but in my opinion, my little uncle, your head is only used to increase your height, and its only function is ventilation."
"..."
"You're laughing so hard. You're the only one who has the nerve to mention beauty. Do you know why you were ranked third in terms of beauty when you were in the Yuhua Sect?"
"Why?"
"Because there are only three women, and because except for Xiao Yu, Snake...sister, the rest of the little foxes have not yet transformed."
"Ah, maybe I ate too much yesterday and gained weight, so..."
"Then keep getting fatter. If you are ugly now, you can still use being fat as an excuse. But when you lose weight, you will have no excuse at all!"
"..."
"Don't be sad, at least you don't look scary."
"..."
Wei Yu: (〒〒)
He was no match for him at all. He was usually a eloquent speaker, but he was powerless against Lu Bei.
This little uncle is so bad!
She suddenly discovered that her mother, master, and uncle's remarks about Lu Bei were biased, and only her father's evaluation was marginal.
Lu Bei climbed up the steps, followed by Wei Yu who was dejected and unable to recover after being hit repeatedly.
He climbed up and looked into the distance. Between the rolling mountains, there was a large river that looked very familiar. Going further up, it was the place where he went to the ruins for the first time and liked to work hard.
thrilling.
Lu Bei didn't expect that the secret realm and the ruins were so close to each other. If She Zhang hadn't discovered it early, and if Huangji Sect hadn't been holding back, the relics left to him by Mo Buxiu might have been taken away by the Iron Sword Alliance.
"Who is coming?"
Two black figures came with swords in their hands and stopped far above the stone steps, looking warily at Lu Bei and Wei Yu.
Local gang - Wangjiange.
Lu Bei raised his hand and patted Wei Yu, who took out the iron sword token from her arms and held it high in her hand: "The disciples of the Tianjian Sect are here. This is my uncle, please don't be presumptuous."
Before coming, Lu Bei gave three orders not to mention the name of Lingxiao Sword Sect. Anyway, the tokens of the two factions are exactly the same. They both have a solitary peak carved on the back, surrounded by nine flying swords. Just tell the name of Tianjian Sect and that's it.
"I've met my uncle, I've met my sister."
The two disciples couldn't tell whether the Iron Sword Token was authentic or fake, but they didn't dare to offend them. One stayed behind and continued patrolling, while the other respectfully led the way, leading Lu Bei and Wei Yu straight to the ancient temple.
The ancient temple was built hundreds of years ago. According to legend, it was to worship the mountain god to suppress the evil dragon of the river and avoid the ravages of floods. However, it has been in disrepair for many years and has been left in disrepair.
Due to the Feng Shui pattern, the secret realm was hidden directly under the ancient temple. After the local gang discovered it, they did not have the ability to directly explore it, so they reported it to the Tianjian Sect.
In the hands of the Tianjian Sect, the relics became the relics of the Iron Sword Alliance. After careful exploration, they were used as welfare and distributed to the foundation-building disciples in the alliance.
Wangjian Pavilion is not at a loss either. Each disciple has a reward. Pavilion master Pan Qingsheng got an iron sword token. Next year, he can go to Tianjian Peak to observe the sword's power.
Because the senior fellow from the Tianjian Sect was visiting, Pan Qingsheng, who was in charge of inspecting the entrance to the secret realm, did not dare to delay. He walked towards Lu Bei with a dragon and tiger stride. He recognized the iron sword token and said, "Senior brother, you have worked hard for coming all the way."
A sturdy man, more than two meters tall, came towards us and cast a large shadow.
With your body, using a sword is like using a toothpick. You should use Li Yuanba as a template to practice with a hammer. I will introduce you to Dashengguan to join the army and practice hard for a few years. When the 2.0 National War breaks out, you can try to kill a county-level city in one afternoon.
Lu Bei made a comment in his mind, raised his hand in return, and patted Wei Yu on the shoulder: "My junior nephew happens to be in the foundation stage of cultivation. I brought her to try my luck. I'd like to thank my junior brother for the arrangements. Don't let her get hurt anywhere." .”
"Little Master Uncle, won't you go in with me?" Wei Yu asked curiously.
"You are in the foundation building stage and can enter. It would be a bit against the rules for me to enter."
Lu Bei shook his head, and just as he was about to point out his cultivation in the Dan Bao realm, Pan Qingsheng laughed and said, "Senior brother, you are joking. Others may not follow the rules, but you are an exception. In our Iron Sword Alliance, the Tianjian Sect has the biggest rules. If senior brother is afraid that my nephew will get hurt, just go with her."
Lu Bei: "..."
Is the road so wild?
Also, are you sure this sentence is not ironic?
Lu Bei pondered for 0.13 seconds, thinking that it might be a waste of time to go in, but he might get something advantageous, so he nodded without refusing.
Pan Qingsheng led the way, passing by a simple school field, pointing to the tents gathered together and saying: "Brother, these are fellow disciples who have come from all over Ningzhou. You are the senior one, do you want to say a few words to everyone?"
Lu Bei: "..."
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