This is what cultivating immortals is like

In Lu Bei's understanding, the peacock and the golden-winged roc are brothers, the former is the elder brother and the latter is the younger brother. Both eggs are laid by the phoenix.

In the complicated version changes, the two brothers were either strengthened or weakened. The only thing that remained unchanged was their love of eating people according to their nature.

The roc ate ​​the entire country of lions and camels, and the peacock was even more fierce. It swallowed a human by mistake and ate the head of a snail, and gave birth to a baby by caesarean section.

The peacock became the mother of Buddha, working for her son to recruit believers during the day, and at night...

Considering the abbot's small-mindedness, my mother must have been ridden a lot when no one was around.

In another version, there was no need for the peacock to swallow it. He did it. Unexpectedly, the old Taoist priest named Zhunti could do it better than him.

The pagoda is a peacock's nest, with five-color light effects. From then on, the business of attracting believers started day and night.

Oh, by the way, there is also a golden-winged roc in this version, named Yuyixian, who was ridden away by the old Taoist monk Ran Deng for eating randomly.

Later, the old Taoist priest changed his face and became the Buddha of the Past. Because it was the past, the present and the future had nothing to do with him. His main job was to lay his body in the coffin and tell everyone that he had passed away and that it was not his turn to recruit believers.

Therefore, the Golden-winged Dapeng in this version is not doing well and can't even earn appearance fees.

This version is too complicated and has too many young people. Although some old Taoist priests are Taoist orthodox, secretly, they have shaved their heads.

To sum up, whether it is a peacock or a roc, they are naturally in conflict with the West. No, they are destined to the West. It is best to avoid them when they encounter a snail head or a Taoist disciple.

Don't hide, just wait to be ridden!

A series of versions floated through Lu Bei's mind. Because the settings of each version were different, he had reservations about whether Peacock and Dapeng were really brothers, and whether they were born from Phoenix.

Every time he met a suitable person or magic weapon, he would rather believe that he had it than believe that it didn't exist. It didn't cost any money anyway, so it didn't matter if he believed in it.

Believe, but not fully believe, jump repeatedly, only willing to believe in coincidences that are beneficial to you.

For example, right now, looking at Suzaku reborn from the ashes, the first thought that flashes through my mind is that I want to learn, and the second is your mother's surname.

The bloodline of the demon clan is cruel and irreversible. Regardless of whether Suzaku's ancestors had Phoenix bloodline or not, after he refined his bloodline and determined the path of Peacock, everything about Phoenix had nothing to do with him anymore.

In other words, a phoenix can rise from the ashes, but a peacock cannot.

Furthermore, whether Phoenix can be reborn from the ashes is still a question mark.

She is a phoenix, not a phoenix.

Lu Bei looked at Qinglong and pursed his lips towards where Suzaku was: "Supernatural power is still a magic weapon. Tell the truth. Otherwise, my sect leader will side with the extraterrestrial devil today and Xuanwu rides Qinglong. Next year, I will let you hold a child named Lu."

Qinglong ignored the threat and told Lu Bei to stop making trouble, and revealed Suzaku's immortality on the grounds of joining forces to fight against the extraterrestrial demon.

"Suzaku's bloodline is extraordinary. Using the origin of the Five Elements to reverse yin and yang, you can gain the immortal magical power to create life. It is easy to defeat him, but it is extremely difficult to kill him." Qinglong explained truthfully, and then vaguely added a few key points.

To put it simply, not only are the four tomb guards, but all the two or five young men, they all have an evil thought for the big brother Yinglong.

But due to various reasons, such as identity and position, the four elephants are not in harmony with each other. They all have a trump card that must kill each other, and Suzaku's immortality is one of them.

No one knows how he did it.

Using the origin of the five elements to infer yin and yang sounds simple, but it is as difficult as climbing to the sky. There is more than one peacock in the world, Suzaku. Other peacocks can't do it. Only he can do it, which shows that Suzaku has another chance.

Qinglong is still studying the specific opportunity, and the possibility of a magic weapon is very high.

Lu Bei raised his hand and touched his chin. If it was a magic weapon, it meant that he could also learn it. If it was a bloodline...

a little complicated.

Lu Bei Chuan heard that Gu Zongchen was trying to find a way to get a jar of bloodline source from Jing Muyan. The monk's lotus blossoms were the best at fooling people, so he was given this arduous task.

The young monk clasped his hands together. He had just told a lie. The Buddha felt ashamed and did not want to lie to birds again.

Lu Bei didn't care whether he liked it or not, he threatened to use Lu Dong as a punching bag if he couldn't see the source of Peacock's bloodline.

The young monk secretly thought that he had sinned, so he had no choice but to walk towards Wuzhishan. He killed living beings to protect living beings, and killing karma was not killing people. If he didn't go to hell, who would go to hell.

At the foot of Five Elements Mountain, chickens and birds danced, and Jing Muyan could be heard crying like ghosts and howling like wolves, calling Master to stop reading.

…

His eyes returned to the Star Formation.

Zhuque and Xuanwu looked at each other with big eyes and small eyes, and the Qinglong brand ladder stood beside them.

Without using his killer move, Xuanwu can defeat Suzaku but cannot kill him. Suzaku cannot beat Xuanwu but cannot kill him. Both sides admit that the other's magical power is not inferior to their own.

Originally, Lu Bei had no intention of killing Suzaku. He only fought to gain experience. He had already said that he had no experience, so he didn't even bother to talk to Suzaku.

The same goes for Suzaku. He took the initiative to deal with the extraterrestrial demons. He didn't ask for cooperation, but just asked Lu Bei not to cause trouble at the critical moment.

After meeting Gu Zongchen and Tu Yuan, he was firm in his original intention and even more unwilling to take action. It was Lu Beifei who wanted to provoke them, so he fought back for the sake of face.

Of course, there were also Ni Dan who blatantly stirred up trouble and helped Lu Bei lose the face of his dog father in the family.

Qinglong looked at the two of them indifferently, knowing that they shook hands and made peace for a while. In line with the principle of watching the excitement and not taking it too seriously, she just sent them up the ladder without much persuasion.

As long as there is no fight today it will be fine.

Qinglong has only one goal, to kill the extraterrestrial demons sealed in the secret realm if she can. If she can't kill them and continue to seal them, she will bring them back to the holy land for execution.

The human world is too small to accommodate extraterrestrial demons.

Yinglong and Emperor Ji held a highly unified opinion on this. The reason why Yinglong was willing to cede his territory and Qinglong's name was because of the demon from outside the territory.

Wuzhou's Dashan Temple has sealed too many extraterrestrial demons. Every cycle, the Forest of Ten Thousand Steles is ready to move, with the potential for a hundred and eight demon stars to wreak havoc on the world.

Ying Long felt that it was too hot, and Emperor Ji was uneasy because he was not under his watch. The two hit it off immediately, and whenever there was an extraterrestrial demon born, they would put aside their prejudices and work together.

It’s hard to say whether it’s true or not, but the two bosses are really concerned about the extraterritorial demons suppressing them in Dashan Temple.

The demon clan also dislikes foreign demons. Suzaku doesn't quite understand the problems left over from history and the hatred engraved in his bones. In short, he follows the guidance of his bloodline and kills foreign demons.

Lu Bei...

As we all know, he and the demon outside the territory have always been at odds with each other.

"What, there are three extraterrestrial demons in the secret realm?"

Lu Bei was surprised. If the mist-shrouded secret realm is regarded as a prison in the fairy world, specially used to guard the heavenly demons, the prison in the far west is undoubtedly a large prison, much higher than the prison in the fairy mansion continent.

The question is, the Immortal Continent has the Immortal Sect as the prison warden, but what about the prison wardens in the Far West, the monks...

Not close to women, he has no heirs and is ruined.

The conclusion was too outrageous. Lu Bei expressed disbelief, blaming it on his lack of common sense. He didn't even understand the common sense of the world of immortality, so he didn't make random guesses about the common sense of the world of immortality.

The three of them finalized the battle plan. Because they didn't like each other and it was easy to accidentally injure teammates during combos, they made a plan to split up.

Three four elephants and three extraterrestrial demons, just one for each person.

Logically speaking, this is a very bad plan. Without the cerebral thrombosis that has been established for 200 years, it is impossible to think of such a plan to destroy the group.

If the extraterrestrial demons form a team, they can easily be defeated individually, and the plan of splitting up operations will become a fueling tactic.

But Suzaku doesn't want to team up with Xuanwu, Xuanwu doesn't want to get too close to Qinglong, and Qinglong doesn't like them very much. If they insist on getting together, they will only get into a fight because of some bad words.

At this time, Gu Zongchen came over carrying Jing Muyan.

The filial son had some personal grudges with his dog father. He deliberately disgusted Suzaku and took the lead to stand behind Lu Bei. He also said that he had admired Lu Bei for a long time and wanted to be Xuanwu's star.

Lu Bei looked at Gu Zongchen and saw the young monk clasping his hands and nodding in shame. He secretly praised the bald donkey and patted Jing Muyan on the shoulder: "Boy, you may not believe it. This is the first time I see you. When I was there, I felt like I had a special affinity.”

"The villain feels the same way."

Jing Muyan nodded his head and said some filial words with an moved face.

The preface does not match the afterword, and the ghost knows what kind of bird language he said. To sum up, the meaning is that Ci has been wandering for half his life, and he only regrets that he has never met his father. If he never abandons him, Ci is willing to worship him as his adoptive father.

"Cough cough cough!"

Talking nonsense here, coughing wildly there, Suzaku's eyes were as wide as bells, and he stabbed Jing Muyan with a swish, almost coughing out his lungs.

Jing Muyan was even more proud, standing behind Lu Bei with his hands on his hips, his bird-like face rebellious.

Why, if you see that I’m unhappy, then come over and beat me!

Lu Bei's eyes shone. This kid Jing Muyan can achieve great things. He has the three keys to success: persistence, shamelessness, and persistence to be shameless. If he doesn't succeed, God is blind.

Hey, is it possible that this guy will be the second invincible demon emperor?

Is it not possible now because I haven’t sacrificed my father yet?

Because of this concern, Lu Bei refused to recognize his godson and did not join the Father's Worshipers Alliance. He then patted Jing Muyan on the shoulder: "Follow me and work hard from now on. No one can beat you except me."

Jing Muyan clapped his hands and applauded, while Suzaku was furious and was about to have a heated exchange of opinions with Lu Bei on the spot about who I was.

Qinglong couldn't stand it anymore, and explained the key points of the plan to prevent the fueling tactics from being defeated one by one, and threw out two tokens.

With this token, you can freely travel through the fog, and it has the effect of ignoring the fog blockade and having conversations.

Lu Bei took the token and squinted his eyes slightly to cover his suddenly shrinking pupils. The token was very similar to the Immortality Seal, both in workmanship and shape.

But the token is not a magic weapon, and it is not worthy of being given the Immortal Seal and Shoes in terms of grade.

According to the theory of the Mist Prison, the tokens are keys and walkie-talkies, and the Seal of Immortality...

The Immortality Seal is more advanced, but its efficacy is not as good as the token. This is obviously unreasonable. Lu Bei can only think that he has not yet discovered the hidden function of the Immortality Seal.

Qinglong has a magic weapon that can locate Suzaku and Xuanwu. He doesn't want to stay with the two of them, so he leaves first.

Lu Bei wanted nothing. He learned that Jing Muyan was gifted with magical powers and a pair of bird's eyes that could see through the fog blockade, so he took it upon himself to capture the bird.

Suzaku naturally refused to comply. It was not until he was surrounded by Lu Bei, Gu Zongchen, and Jing Muyan that he retreated and chose to exchange hostages.

Then, he left with Gu Zongchen.

When leaving, Suzaku was so angry that he was shaking all over. This was not a hostage exchange, it was clearly the rhythm of being ridden.

"Brother Doumu Xie, please go slowly. Don't worry. As long as I'm here, no one dares to touch Master Xuanwu's hair." Jing Muqian waved goodbye, and even wanted to scold his father before leaving.

Lu Bei looked amused: "Why, your father doesn't treat you well?"

Probably not. Lu Bei thought that he had such a filial son. He must have beaten him eight times a day without any excrement, so he could be considered a stinky boy.

Jingmu Yanniao looked disdainful and spat on the ground: "He was very good to me because I inherited the bloodline, but he was not good to my mother. In order to inherit the bloodline, he found concubines one after another."

After hearing the gossip, Lu Bei became more energetic, but no matter how he tried to talk, Jing Muyan was unwilling to say more.

Jing Muyan still knew to some extent that filial piety should be filial and family scandal should not be publicized.

"How many wives does your father have? Do you always call mother when you encounter a monster at home?"

"That's not true. I only have one mother at home. He doesn't dare to keep a concubine at home because..."

Jing Muyan grinned, his beak full of fangs, and said ferociously: "If he dares to bring the witch home, I will eat him."

"As expected of you, you are not crooked, you are a peacock."

"What?"

"I have another question. You know the first-generation Demon Emperor. I have admired his legend for a long time, especially the way he died... Did the first-generation Demon Emperor really die on the belly of a demon girl?" It's rare to know a high-level person. Monster, Lu Bei felt the need to ask.

In the past, he felt that the way the first generation Demon Emperor died was too absurd and must be a rumor. After listening to Jing Muyan's description, Suzaku also had a virtuous character and was particularly persistent in his pursuit of eggs, so I somewhat believed it in my heart.

For a time, I admired the first generation Demon Emperor even more.

Awakening to hold the power of the world, lying drunk on the lap of a beautiful woman, even dying on the belly of a demon girl, he must have no regrets in his demon life.

"have no idea."

Jing Muyan shook his head slightly, unwilling to comment on the first-generation Demon Emperor. Like 99% of the demon clan in the Ten Thousand Demon Kingdom, he was also a fan of the first-generation Demon Emperor. When he was young, he even said that a man should ride on this chariot.

Later, things changed. His father was busy making eggs, and his mother was depressed. While he didn't like his father, he also criticized the bad habits left by the first generation Demon Emperor.

"What's your last name?"

"hole."

Lu Bei: (一`一)

So, your boy’s name is Kong Ci?

Then you have to be careful. There are two people named Nie and Bu in the Great Xia Holy Land. In the future, if you encounter someone with a name like Feng or Yun, you have to stay away. Don't fall into a trap and get pregnant.

"By the way, I forgot to mention it. Don't look at me and Suzaku fighting each other to death. It seems like I stole his concubine. In fact, that's not the case..."

Lu Bei looked around: "Don't tell me, your father and I are close friends. He keeps calling me brother. He is acting for Qinglong. Just call me uncle."

"Uncle."

Jing Muyan was not polite at all. After recognizing his relatives, he presented him with a jade slip and lowered his voice: "Father Dog has many concubines outside. I know where they are hidden. They are all one-in-a-million beauties." , my nephew is willing to introduce me to you."

"Elder nephew, don't talk nonsense. Your father and I are close friends!" Lu Bei widened his eyes, secretly saying that filial piety brings strength. Compared with Jing Muyan, Hu San is considered a good man.

Also, this jade slip is really white.

"Uncle, if one family doesn't speak the same language, why don't you do your best for this family?"

"Ah this..."