This is what cultivating immortals is like

In the far west, the Hehuan Sect covers the moon.

In the main hall, orioles sing and incense fans move, light lotuses move around, pearl tassels rotate and stars sway, flower vines flutter and dragons and snakes move.

A dozen women dressed in water-thin veils danced gracefully, their slender waists swayed to the sound of the piano, their shoulders were shaved, and their waists were plain, all of them were stunning beauties.

In the center of the hall, Lu Bei is surrounded by three beauties, namely the master of Xing Li, Shang Gong, the master of Xing Li, Gongsun Sect Master, and the Taishizu of Xing Li, Jing Xinwu.

Three generations live under the same roof, all with saintly faces.

There is no statement that the actual product is in the store and the final right of interpretation belongs to our store. The picture of beautiful women is not deceiving. The Moon-covering Hehuan Sect is really full of beauties.

But Lu Bei was not happy at all, and even a little sad. When he thought of the beauty in front of him having sex with Lu Xi, he felt envious...

No, there is no envy or jealousy, only hatred.

I hate Lu Bei. I miss him, the Lu family, from Lu Nan to Lu Dong, including him, Lu Bei, who is not a tough-minded good man, but why he ended up here in Lu Xi, indulging in women all day long and not seeking to improve. , a disgusting and obscene embryo.

"Bah, shameless!"

That is to say, Lu Xi changed his surname and knew that he was not worthy, otherwise Lu Bei would have strangled him to death with his own hands.

Beside the corner, Xing Li squatted with his hands on his knees. Three days, three whole days, Lu Gouzi came to his territory. All day long, he indulged in women and did not seek advancement, turning into a despicable and obscene creature.

Bah, shameless!

The most annoying thing is that Lu Gou pinches his feet, massages and does his nails during the day, and is not idle at night. He brings his grandparents and grandchildren into the house, and opens the door feeling refreshed the next day.

Xing Li knew that nothing happened in the room and Lu Gou was just deliberately disgusting him, but Zhi Gui knew that he was really disgusted.

A real man must avenge himself, and if he is disgusted, he will be disgusted. Xing Li has not been idle for the past three days, secretly stabbing the villain every night, and cursing Lu Bei for not being able to restrain a chicken.

On Lu Bei's side, he held Master Shanggong's little hand and became more and more angry as he thought about it. He waved his hand to let the group of people disperse.

I stopped reading and felt so angry that my whole body ached.

"Everyone goes out, the clothes are so tight, I feel embarrassed to say that I belong to the Hehuan Sect!"

Lu Bei waved his hand and scolded the three-piece suit of ancestors and grandchildren: "Especially the two of you, the head of the Hehuan Sect and the ancestor of the Hehuan Sect. You can't even squeeze your legs, and you still say that you are a demon cultivator in the Mahayana period. It's really embarrassing. .”

Of course, Master Shanggong is an exception.

Lu Bei touched his little hand and winked, agreeing to talk about life at midnight tonight.

There is no other meaning, who made her Lu Xi’s master!

No, Xing Li was so angry that his face turned green after Shang Gong tried to refuse but nodded in agreement.

Lu Bei waved goodbye to the three-piece suit for his grandparents and grandchildren, snorted coldly, and asked the 1.2-meter-tall Xing Li to be raised in front of him.

Tu Yuan grabbed Xing Li by the back collar and brought Xing Li forward, who was balled up like a ball. Seeing that Xing Li was grinding his teeth and not understanding the etiquette of hospitality, he raised his hand and planted a ball on his head.

Xing Li immediately became honest.

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You bastard, why are you so angry? This sect master is not angry yet!

Lu Bei couldn't express his envy. He snorted and said disdainfully: "People say that the fairies in the Biyue Hehuan Sect are all extremely beautiful and hard to find. Today, I can't find any of them. There are many crooked melons and cracked dates. I haven't seen any beauties." The false reputation is greater than the reality, your boy has suffered in the Hehuan Sect these past two years."

That guy is still holding onto my little hand!

Xing Li secretly scolded him for being shameless. He endured it, but couldn't hold it back. He replied: "In the bitter cold land of the far west, it would be nice to grow up like a human. I don't know what beauty is. I can only swallow my anger when I am ruined by others." . Master Xuanwu seems to understand very well. You have seen the world, so you might as well give some advice."

After saying that, Yin Yang strangely snorted twice.

Xing Li could tell. Lu Bei was a tough talker. He didn't want others to have a better life than him. He said he was average in appearance, but he was obviously more rare than anyone else.

No matter how brave he is, Lu Bei is not even as good as Lu Dong. Although Lu Dong failed to seize the body, at least there is a young monk by his side who will never leave him. Lu Bei is lonely and has nothing around him.

It makes me laugh to death, I'm afraid I haven't cultivated until now, and I don't even understand what the Taoist fellow means.

Thinking of this, Xing Li held his head high and his pride was written on his face. Who doesn't know how to brag? He has the ability to drag two beauties out for a walk.

One meter two...

It's not impossible. Although this dog is a little bit rough, it's better in that it can be big, small, and can fight. It's really good-looking. Even if it turns off the lights, it counts as one.

another one!

"Hey, I have such a bad temper. I'm going to pull my knife on my butt today to open your eyes!"

Lu Bei felt a strange desire to compete and slapped his leg. Tu Yuan grinned in pain, his eyes gleamed fiercely, he pulled out a small blade and started gesticulating towards Xing Li.

Eye-opening in a physical sense.

"Don't make trouble, it's dirty your dog's eyes."

Lu Bei kindly persuaded Tu Yuan to release Han Miaojun and Yan Xiaoshuang. After thinking about it, although the two palace masters were stunning in the world, they seemed to be far behind compared to the likes of Shang Gong, Gongsun, and Jing Xinwu. A little interesting.

"Hahaha, blow it!"

Xing Li laughed, overjoyed. He would wait until later to get beaten. Today, he would laugh at Lu Bei even if he died.

Let you speak harshly and make you sneer, but you don't even know how happy Uncle Xing is every day.

"Jiejiejiejie————"

Lu Bei smiled like a devil. He threw a jade slip with his hand and hit Xing Li's forehead. He picked up the tea cup and tasted it calmly: "Open your dog eyes and take a good look. There are people all around me." What a level of beauty!”

That's right, there is Fox San inside the jade slip.

The incompetent eldest brother can't do this or that. He only has a gorgeous face that outshines all other beauties. He is more youthful than the blue, and he is even prettier than Hu Er.

Anyway, Lu Bei has been practicing for two and a half years and has never seen a face more beautiful than Hu San's.

This is sure!

"Let's take a look first. The ugly words are ahead. There are so many beauties around me. I am used to seeing great beauties, so I have a very discerning eye."

Xing Li picked up the jade slip with a groan, and put his soul into it. He didn't care at first, but he didn't close his mouth until he saw the world-famous face recorded in the jade slip.

Then it opened again.

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I don't have much culture, so I just say "f*ck, that's a beautiful chicken" to express my respect.

"You're dumbfounded!"

Lu Bei was extremely arrogant, pointed at Tu Yuan and said: "Do you know why she can only be a younger brother and can't climb onto my bed? It's because she is ugly and I don't want to wrong myself."

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Although, I can't bear it this time, the master is wrong.

The height of 1.2 meters taller, she changed back to her original appearance of the tall lady, took the tea cup from Lu Bei's hand, and sat directly on his lap.

It was obvious that Gouzi was resentful, so Lu Bei had no choice but to aggrieve himself and scratch his chin to make him happy. At the same time, he did not forget to sarcastically say: "Speak, you are mute. Aren't you very good at speaking?"

"You, you, you...ah, this...this person..."

Xing Li looked confused, obsessed with beauty and couldn't help himself, and subconsciously stuffed the jade slip into his sleeves.

No success.

Lu Bei waved his hand, took the jade slip in the air, and blew the Western air on it: "Who are you sitting here with? There isn't even a seat. If you take my seat, you have to kneel."

"..."

Watching the jade slip go away, Xing Li was inexplicably sad. When he thought about this beauty riding up and down with Lu Bei every day, he felt so distressed that he almost shed tears.

Be gentle, that sister is afraid of pain.

It took Xing Li a long time to calm down, but he stubbornly refused to lower his head. He took two deep breaths and said, "But this is just a good-looking skin. There are many such things in the far west."

"Deceive yourself, as long as you are happy."

Lu Bei put away the jade slips and secretly said that his eldest brother was loyal and sent back ten taels of silver notes to calculate the appearance fee.

Xing Li sat on the ground in despair. He was stronger than Lu Bei in his life. His self-confidence was severely damaged, not to mention how uncomfortable he was.

Lu Bei picked up Tu Yuan and threw it aside. He stood up and took two steps forward. He patted Xing Li on the shoulder and said seriously: "Xizi, don't do useless things all day long. It's just female sex. What's so rare about it? Duo Xiang I’m learning, women will only affect the speed of cultivation. Look at me, then look at Dongzi, only by abstaining from sex can you live forever, do you understand?”

Xing Li didn't know why, he nodded in confusion, and then came to his senses: "That's not right, I..."

"Um?!"

"Xing was born in the Biyue Hehuan Sect, and walks the Yin-Yang Avenue in an upright manner. What does this have to do with beauty? I am a serious practitioner."

"Bah, are you the Yin Yang Dao? You are obviously greedy for other people's bodies. You are such a pervert that I am embarrassed to scold you!" Lu Bei hated him for not arguing, and scolded Xing Li to stop lusting.

If that doesn't work, follow Lu Dong's example and find a monk to escape into Buddhism.

"Remember, practice hard. Lu Nan is the most powerful enemy. You can't bear to sweat now. The day you meet Lu Nan, you won't even have enough blood to shed." Lu Bei taught with earnest words and established a real enemy for Xing Li in this life.

Don’t go north, go south.

It is true that Xing Li is useless. When the four parties meet, he is just a dish, and Lu Nan can eat whatever he wants.

But what if!

Lu Nan was in the advanced stage of mysophobia and couldn't see any trash. When he saw trash like Lu Xi in the Lu family, he was so angry that he died.

The possibility is unlikely, but it cannot be ruled out. Lu Bei said that he is very optimistic about Xing Li and will work harder. Even if Lu Nan is not angry enough, he will try to make the other party laugh half of his life.

Thinking of this, Lu Bei was very happy, and then said: "The Hidden Moon Hehuan Sect is just a thing, I will stay here soon."

"Really!"

Xing Li jumped up on the spot, his face full of joy.

"Why, are you happy to hear that I am leaving?"

Nonsense, if you couldn't beat him, you wouldn't even be able to get through the Hehuan Sect's dog hole.

"No, I did one thing in front of my face and another behind my back. I felt uncomfortable in my heart, so I just forced a smile." Xing Li hurriedly changed to a sad face. There was not much difference. His face looked sad that Lu Bei had died, not to mention he was more happy.

Lu Bei did not reveal the truth and frowned: "Your grand master is Bi Yuewu, Bai Hu's subordinate. She has seen my methods and knows that I have a close relationship with you. It is not good for you to stay here. You need to get rid of him." She, I should get rid of her myself."

The secret realm in the far west is over, and the mission given by Ying Long has been completed. He does not plan to stay for a long time, and plans to return to Wu Zhou to rest for a while. After the little white face's physical body recovers, he can continue to go out and make trouble.

Furthermore, the secret realm is in trouble, and the storm is still brewing, and it will not be long before it breaks out.

In addition to the secret realm of the death of demons outside the territory, there are also more than thirty demon cultivators in the Mahayana period. They are more or less related to the first-class forces in the Far West. If they die, the Far West will definitely be in turmoil for a period of time.

For example, Abi Temple and its affiliated force Tianwai Tower, without strong people in charge, would only be absorbed by other forces during the shuffle.

The land in the far west is White Tiger's territory after all. Lu Bei doesn't want to interfere, nor does he want to meet White Tiger. Leaving now is the best result.

Xing Li frowned when he heard this. He regarded Lu Nan as his life and death enemy. He, Lu Gou and Lu Zhu were grasshoppers on the same rope. We all had the same interests. Jing Xinwu should be killed and should not be kept.

But……

Thinking of the fragrant and soft Taishizu cauldron, the severe punishment could not stop him from murdering him, so he confessed: "The Taishizu soul is under my control. If I don't speak, she won't talk nonsense, and Baihu won't know your information." .”

Lu Bei just said that, seeing that Xing Li was somewhat humane, he nodded secretly in his heart.

There is no need to worry about lust as much as life. This boy will die sooner or later with a woman.

In fact, Lu Bei knew very well in his heart that the information about him would definitely be leaked. Jing Xin would say everything, and Qinglong and Suzaku would also say it. Suzaku, in particular, suffered a huge loss in the secret realm. He couldn't even save Nidan's bird feathers. Dog's father was disgraced. When Bai Hu asked about the secret realm's past, he would definitely tell him everything.

Even if Qinglong and Suzaku didn't say anything, Yinglong, the big brother who took the lead, would definitely fan the flames.

Lu Bei thought about asking Ying Long what color Bai Hu's underwear was when he had time, so as not to leak his information, but he didn't even know who Bai Hu was.

"Are you sure your grand master won't talk nonsense?"

"Won't."

Xing Li patted his chest and gave a rough description of his magical power. To put it simply, it was a hypnotic technique that could control the soul without anyone noticing. Divided into categories, there are also tricks such as memory tampering, thought stopping, and king games.

"It sounds ordinary, nothing great."

Lu Bei expressed sourly that he didn't want to learn anything for free. He was furious when he saw Xing Li's brows dancing with joy. He quickly took out a black knife and pierced Xing Li's leg with a pop.

"Ah legs, legs——"

"Stop howling, it's not the third leg. Seeing that you are obedient, I will arrange an errand for you."

Lu Bei knocked down Xing Li with one punch and said angrily: "This sword has nine handles in total, collectively known as the 'Nine Great Demons'. It was passed down from a famous demon cultivator sect in the far west. The sect was destroyed by civil strife a hundred years ago, and the remaining eight There is no trace of the demon soldiers."

"It is very likely that it is the key to a certain secret realm, or it may be related to the demon from outside the territory..."

"When you encounter something you can't handle, go to Shituo City in the West You Demon Realm and ask the Lord of the Three Cities, Peng Demon King, to leave a jade slip. He will then convey it to me."

Xing Li pulled out the magic sword, shook off the blood stains on the blade, and looked at it carefully: "Really or not, this sword looks ordinary, not as powerful as you say."

"Stop talking nonsense. Just do it if I ask you to do it. There are so many problems."

Lu Bei raised his eyes and glared: "You are in the far west, and it is convenient to do things. Try to find a way to recruit the Great Demon Jiuyan. If you complete the task, you will be rewarded. If you are popular and drink spicy food, your boy's benefits are indispensable."

Can you let me see the beauty in the jade slip?

Xing Li has no interest in spicy food. People in spiritual practice don't care about eating and drinking. After being away from home for two years, he just wants to meet Bei's sister-in-law and sit down to have a meal and listen to a song.

As a family, if you move around a lot, the relationship will not fade.

I'm going out to do errands today, just one chapter