This is what cultivating immortals is like
Chapter 841 Bohemianness is just my appearance
"It's just a picture of the Demon King, and he's not very good at fighting. Mother, why are you so excited?" Lu Bei was worried that maternal love would deteriorate, so he hurriedly broke away from Hu Er and took out the jade slip to let her calm down.
"Mom, look, the Bald Peacock King, the picture is as cruel as you want."
Snapped!
Hu Er's mind was filled with pictures of the Demon Emperor, so how could he care about the life and death of the peacock? He raised his hand and slapped the jade slip away, speaking quickly: "Good boy, tell mother quickly, where is the Picture of the Demon Emperor? It's still in Kongji." In hand?"
Seeing that Hu Er's expression was wrong, Lu Bei took out the Demon Emperor Picture: "In my case, the child came to his mother for the Demon Emperor Picture. You are a noble of the Ten Thousand Demon Kingdom, and I have some questions about the Demon Emperor Picture. I want to ask you for advice."
Looking at the painting of the Demon Emperor so close at hand, Hu Er held her breath. She stretched out her hand tremblingly, and the moment she touched the portrait, her fingertips retracted.
Lu Bei raised his eyebrows and was about to spread out the Demon Emperor's picture in front of Hu Er.
"stop!"
Hu Er hurriedly stopped, pressed Lu Bei's hand tightly, shook his head and said: "The Demon Emperor's Picture is the most precious treasure of the Demon Clan, and you are not a Demon Clan. The Demon Emperor's will will not recognize you."
Hu Er didn't say the rest of the words, so the meaning was probably already in place.
The first-generation Demon Emperor's water was too deep, and you couldn't control it. It could range from being seriously injured to death, to the worst, belching on the spot, and the word "death" is everywhere.
"Mother, my child has little education. Don't lie to me. Is the Demon Emperor's Picture really so evil?"
"Ordinary Demon King pictures are not so evil. Anyone who takes them can use them, but if they are the real ones of the Demon Emperor, it is a different matter."
Hu Er breathed quickly and explained: "Each authentic work was given by the Demon Emperor himself, either as a reward to a meritorious official, or as a gift to the Nine-tailed Fox clan. There are explanations for its whereabouts. Foreign tribes opened it rashly, attracting demons. The emperor's will is not happy, and there may be a fatal disaster."
So that's the case, no wonder Suzaku was half-dead after using the Demon King's Diagram. The old boy dared to act erratically and took the opportunity from someone else's arms.
Just because Suzaku is a demon, the demon emperor will show mercy and replace him with a human monk...
Tsk, what a powerful first-generation demon emperor, someone like him, Lu, should drive this car!
Lu Bei looked at the Demon King's picture in his hand tangledly. The young monk was so brave that he was defeated. It seemed that keeping this picture would be of little use.
Killing a thousand enemies and losing a thousand to oneself, rounding up, the secret realm in the far west suffered a blood loss of 100 billion.
Lu Bei sighed and sighed. Seeing Hu Er hesitate to speak, he didn't know what he was struggling with. He shrugged and said, "Mother, can you use the Demon Emperor's Picture? If so, take it and keep it."
If it can be used, it would be the best. The Demon Emperor Picture cannot be used as a trump card. Fox Er holding the Demon Emperor Picture can.
When going out, send Hu Er into a small single room and take it with you. When you meet Qinglong, you will beat him until he is naked.
If there is an old man in the family, if he has a treasure, he has found the correct way to use his godmother.
"Give it to me... you... are willing to give it to me."
Hu Er first gave a wry smile, then raised his hand and touched Lu Bei's head.
Lu Bei didn't touch it. He suffered too much and was deceived. He was determined not to give Hu Er a chance to get close. As soon as the latter raised his hand, he swooped out of the pavilion.
Hu Erkong had nowhere to put his hands, and glared at Lu Bei angrily. A dutiful son is good at everything, and he is the best at ruining the atmosphere. What's wrong with giving his mother a few touches at this time, and he won't lose a piece of meat.
Besides, why can the Taifu touch it but she can’t?
Hu Er focused his mind on the picture of the Demon King. He unfolded a corner of the scroll and saw several lines of demon inscriptions and seals on it. His thoughts became more complicated.
This picture is the one lost by the Nine-tailed Fox Clan.
The prisoner was found, Kong Ji, the demon king of the peacock clan.
"Xiao Bei, when my mother adopted you as her adopted son, besides seeing you as a thick-faced, sinister and shameless person who could assist your elder brother, she also had other purposes." Hu Er sat down. Waved to Lu Bei.
Lu Bei put his head forward and held Hu He in his arms, acting as a shield and took two steps forward: "Mother has such a good eye, she can see through the child's advantages at a glance."
"Why don't you ask me about my mother's ulterior motives?"
"No, after all, the child's thoughts were not pure at that time."
"..."
Hu Er was stunned for a moment, then raised his sleeves and laughed: "My mother was at the foot of Jiuzhu Mountain at that time. Wang Qi calculated that you and I would have a great opportunity, and that we were destined to be a noble person, so I gave it to you when you were still young. A lot of benefits.”
Lu Bei nodded. There are indeed many benefits. For example, the magical skill 'Dragon Slaying Technique' is not superior to magical powers. He has not been eliminated after several version updates.
"My mother only knows that you and I are of great use, but I have never figured out what the great opportunity is. If I look at it today, it can only be this picture of the Demon Emperor." Hu Er touched the picture of the Demon Emperor in his hand and cried silently. Two lines of tears.
Lu Bei couldn't bear to look at it and came forward with Hu He in his arms. The latter obediently handed over the handkerchief.
Snapped!
Hu Er grabbed it with her backhand, and in the flash of light and stone, afterimages flickered. She still didn't catch Lu Bei, but only held Hu He in her arms.
"Son, do you still have a conscience? Haven't you seen that you are crying for your mother?"
"You're laughing so hard. It's obvious that you don't look like an elder at all. You're a bit self-aware. You can't even fool my elder brother with this trick. You still want to fool me. Go ahead and dream!"
Hu Er was furious, but Lu Bei was disdainful. Again, if he didn't want to, Hu Er would never be able to catch him in this life.
The unlucky Hu He was held in Hu Er's arms and ravaged fiercely. His two little hands were waving around, and he breathed his last in a short while.
Lu Bei secretly said cruelly, exchanged an apple for Hu He, touched his head and coaxed him, and then let the little fox go.
Fox Er was chewing an apple and stepping on the stone bench. Not only did she not have the virtues of her elders, she even pretended to be enchanting and charming like a vixen. This was her true style of painting.
There are not many people I have met. I can only count Hu San, Hu Si and Taifu, plus Zhu Xiushi at most.
The two of them opened the skylight to talk openly, and Hu Er became more and more happy with his godson. He only regretted that the boy's legs and feet were too fast and he couldn't hold him in his arms and cherish him.
Lu Bei sat opposite Hu Er and pointed at the Demon Emperor Picture to inquire about the details. Hu Er took three mouthfuls of an apple and swallowed the core: "This Demon Emperor Picture belongs to the Niang clan. The Demon Emperor gave it to me personally. It has been passed down from generation to generation, but it was stolen by Kong Ji and left outside."
"So, as a vixen, my mother can use this picture to awaken the demon emperor's will and recruit an invincible thug, right?" Lu Bei's eyes lit up and he made up his mind to tie Hu Er to his belt when he went out from now on. superior.
This is the correct way to open your godmother.
"The will of the Demon Emperor cannot be controlled by anyone. This plan can only protect the Nine-tailed Fox clan from being destroyed. If you want to become a mother, you don't have to. I am only a blood descendant of the Nine-tailed Fox clan. The Demon Emperor will not It's impossible to obey my orders." Hu Er persuaded Lu Bei to give up this idea. Like his naive idea, many people in the Ten Thousand Demon Kingdom had been killed by the Demon King with one punch.
Lu Bei seemed to change his face. Sometimes he was happy, and sometimes he was speechless. He didn't want to do a loss-making business, and he tried: "Mother, you know that I am a poor man, and I raise hundreds of trash below who only eat and do not work. This monster..."
Hu Er followed the words and said: "If you help find the Demon Emperor's map, the Nine-tailed Fox clan must give you some benefits, right?"
Lu Bei nodded, as expected of a family member, they understood him so well.
"Disaster."
"Why is the sword in the child's hand not sharp enough?"
"Sharp, very sharp, but my mother's lineage has lost power in the Nine-tailed Sky Fox clan, and all the clan members have been exiled. Even if the Demon King's map is found, it will only make up for the past at best. You want benefits..."
Hu Er frowned and thought for a moment, then said after a moment: "Now the nine-tailed fox clan is dominated by the Yu family. The clan leader is named Yu Yu. She is a bad fox with a clear mind. If you can defeat Kong Ji, go to Yu with the Demon Emperor's Map. Yu, she doesn't dare to take it by force, she will just follow your endless offer."
Wonderful!
Thinking of Yingying Yanyan's fox nest, Lu Bei looked impulsive and suddenly raised his eyebrows: "Mother, what do you mean, do you have a grudge against the current vixen clan leader?"
"It's okay. It's a small grudge, but it's not a big grudge. My mother just wants to kill her."
Hu Er waved his hands, unwilling to mention the past disputes, and looked at Lu Bei with relief: "Good boy, please remember, when you get the benefits, you can help my mother get out of her bad breath."
"Kill Yu Yu?"
"Grow her belly and give birth to a stupid child with extremely poor qualifications and an ugly face, leaving her with no face to gain a foothold in the Kingdom of Ten Thousand Monsters."
Hu Er spoke fiercely, then his eyes flickered, and he looked at Lu Bei: "Good boy, you are the most filial, and you will help your mother, right?"
Lu Bei was not stunned and was immediately rendered speechless by Hu Er.
"Xiao Bei, speak!"
"Mom, don't think about it. You understand children. Bohemianness is just my appearance. Emotion and single-mindedness are my essence. I am an emotional person. A woman without emotions will feel guilty even if she touches her little hands."
Lu Bei held his head high, exuding great righteousness, and objectively evaluated himself: "Furthermore, with the child's talent, understanding, and this snow-white and handsome face, how could it be possible to give birth to an ugly child."
"so what?"
"If you kidnap me and let your eldest brother do it, you will definitely give birth to a stupid child with extremely poor qualifications and an ugly face." Lu Bei suggested a plan and thought to himself that this was a sure thing.
Hu Er smiled slightly, and said very meaningfully: "But I am beautiful and soft, with natural beauty. She is three points more beautiful than your elder brother."
"Ah this..."
Lu Bei was dumbfounded, thought calmly, analyzed it a little, and saw through it.
He didn't believe it, he didn't believe there was a better-looking vixen in the world than his eldest brother.
After all, this is Hu San's only strength. If he loses even his beauty, what's the point of living? It's better to just die.
"Mother, please don't tell me that we don't have these things. Our family has been exiled because of the theft of the Demon Emperor's Map. Recovering the Demon Emperor's Map is a great opportunity for our family to return to the Kingdom of Ten Thousand Demons, isn't it?"
"Disaster."
Hu Er shook his head, looking blankly into the distance, holding the Demon Emperor's Diagram tightly: "Losing the treasure of destiny is such a great crime. They were exiled to the entrance of the wilderness, I'm afraid they have already..."
Halfway through her words, Hu Er said no more. The cost of finding her clan members was too high. She didn't want Lu Bei to take risks. She would be satisfied if she could clean up the Yuan clan.
Lu Bei also said nothing and sniffed the air.
It’s the flavor of the mission!
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