This is what cultivating immortals is like

A month ago, Kong Ci went crazy in the secret realm of Far West. He was pushed to the ground by Tu Yuan and rubbed repeatedly. Later, his tail feathers were plucked out by Lu Bei, turning him into a bald-butt peacock.

After cultivating to the state of transformation into gods, one can regenerate a severed limb. Kong Ci cultivated in the Mahayana stage, and after a few days of cultivation, all the tail feathers were replenished.

The newly born Tail Feather lacks the foundation of the Five Elements and requires a lot of time to cultivate. Kong Ci has incomplete magical powers and his strength has regressed a lot. They had just fallen into another tough battle, relying on the artistic conception of harmony between man and nature to defeat their powerful enemy Liu Gao. After several setbacks, they had long since lost the ability they had in their heyday.

This punch lacked momentum, and most of its output was boosted by roaring. It was obviously a bit strong on the outside but weak on the inside.

Virtual.

Lu Bei's Da Ma Jin Dao was sitting in the palace, imitating the style of peacock painting, and unconscionably pinched the little hands of two beauties, quietly waiting for the Xiang Liu clan's tactics to encourage them.

The snake didn't wait, but another peacock came.

What should I do? Should I continue to pretend to be a dad?

It's not good. I heard that Kong Ji was a poor father at home and was a key member of the Alliance of Worried Fathers. As a father, he was not as good as a grandson at home.

For such a moment of confusion, a fist as big as a sandbag hit him hard on the face.

The Zhen character buzzed, and the strange force repulsed, all the force of Kong Ci's punch was bounced back.

Lu Bei, who caught the punch with his face, remained motionless. Kong Ci, who punched in anger, flew backwards. Their golden eyes met, and Kong Ci's eyes were full of disbelief.

It’s fake, someone is pretending to be his father!

The reverse egg returns to the reverse egg, Kong Ci's reverse bones were inherited from Kongji, the only two peacocks in the world. When they touched each other, they instantly recognized that the 'Kongji' in front of them was not a peacock.

In addition to the over-familiarity between father and son, there is another reason.

Kong Ci had an artistic conception of the unity of man and nature. Although his artistic conception was not as profound as that of Lu Bei, he had a very high level of understanding and developed many supernatural powers. If Lu Bei pretended to be someone else, he might be able to fool Kong Ci, but he pretended to be a peacock and exposed his buttocks.

Who is this monster, which force does it come from, and why does it want to pretend to be a dog?

Kong Ci thought carefully and was extremely frightened. He used the force of the counter-shock to smash the void and turned into a colorful rainbow to escape from Gaiyuan City.

"You traitor, if you don't clean your house for three days, let's see how I deal with you today!"

Their eyes met, and Lu Bei saw the panic in Kong Ci's eyes, knowing that he had been exposed. He stood up without haste, smiled at the elders of the Honghu clan in the hall and said: "The lax family education makes me laugh, so I hope you will keep your mouth shut, don't Let’s spread the news about what happened today.”

"It should, it should." The bird demons nodded repeatedly.

"What did the Peacock Demon King mean? There was a strong wind in the palace just now, but what happened?" Elder Honghu asked in surprise.

Kong Ji and Yan Xiu had a close friendship, and they often went back and forth. In the years after Ni Dan was hatched, Kong Ji would take his son to visit his friends' houses, including the Honghu clan.

Later, it didn't work anymore. His eggs and bones developed, and he would show his teeth at every turn. Kong Ji gradually stopped showing off his eggs when going out.

Most of the harpies in the palace had seen Kong Ci, and those who had not had more or less heard about the affairs of the Peacock family and knew that the relationship between father and son was not harmonious.

Therefore, the smart ones quickly nodded in agreement, and the even smarter ones just pretended to have amnesia.

Lu Bei nodded with satisfaction, raised his five fingers to tear the void apart, and turned into golden light to chase the direction in which the five colors disappeared.

It doesn’t matter if Kong Ci sees through it. He came to the Kingdom of Ten Thousand Monsters to be an uncle, not a grandson. It doesn’t matter if this dad doesn’t pretend!

Two figures shuttled back and forth at high speeds, pulling apart the golden light and the five colors in the void. One chased and the other escaped. After a few breaths, the golden light burst out powerfully, and the five colors swirled and fell in the air.

"Run! Aren't you running very fast? Why don't you keep running!"

Lu Bei sneered and stepped forward: "Young people don't know how high the sky is. Since the day I became famous, no one has been able to escape from my clutches, and you are no exception."

"Who are you, and what do you want to do by pretending to be a father?"

Kong Ci stepped back step by step, raised his arms, and opened a brilliant five-color sky behind him. The five-element light pillar reaches the sky and touches the ground, and its sound is so powerful that it can make people disperse their evil thoughts.

"Jiejiejiejie————"

Lu Bei was not among them. He saw through Li's expression and smiled heartily: "You don't need to know who I am. You only need to know that this person falling into my hands is a blessing from your previous life."

Kong Ci's eyes flashed, and he was ready to face the enemy with all his strength. On the surface, he was planning on how to escape.

No matter what happens, the information must be sent back to Peacock City.

Suddenly, his heart tightened, and he subconsciously said: "Uncle, you are Uncle Xuanwu!"

"..."

No, it can be seen from this that your boy's magical powers are a bit exaggerated.

Lu Bei was slightly startled, and Kong Ci further confirmed that although his divine eyes were strong, his conception of the unity of heaven and man was far inferior to Lu Bei's, and identifying his true identity relied entirely on speculation.

Kong Ci admitted that at first, he was gambling.

"I should have guessed that Uncle Yan had his tail feathers plucked out. In the whole world, there is no one else with such a noble and upright character except uncle." Kong Ci flattered him with a serious face, and at the same time dispersed his five-color magical power.

What he could do, he didn't want to.

Fighting to the end, being proud and mighty and unyielding?

Don't make trouble, he can't even beat Xuanwu's dog, let alone Xuanwu himself. If he goes up to him, he will die.

"Heh, you are quite smart."

Lu Bei put his hands behind his back, sometimes making fists and sometimes claws. After thinking about the pros and cons, he decided to spare Kong Ci's life.

If Ni Dan dies, Kong Jie will definitely go crazy. It is better to stay and exchange for some extraneous things. In the future, he can cooperate with Kong Jie and form an alliance to let his teammates explore Ying Long's depth.

"My nephew is stupid, and it was his uncle who taught him well."

Kong Ci had a well-behaved look on his face, and when he sensed that the murderous intent had dissipated, his heart that was in his throat slowly eased back.

To save his life, Kong Ci grinned like a heartless fool: "Uncle, why don't you go to Peacock City when you come to the Kingdom of Ten Thousand Demons? Gaiyuan City is a remote and remote area. You can't even find any unique features. How can you be worthy of being in the Great Kingdom?" Uncle’s identity.”

"Why, Gaiyuan City has no characteristics, but Peacock City does?"

Yes, you don’t even know how many younger siblings you have!

Kong Ci was determined to be a thief. While spying on information, he did not forget to divert trouble to the east and put some green on his father's head.

If possible, he hoped that Xuanwu would clear up all his aunts. Kong Ji would be so humiliated that he might change his urine and become a dedicated and good father from then on.

"Boy, some birds live because they don't know much, and some birds die because they talk too much. If you want to survive, just shut up. Do you understand?" Lu Bei warned.

"My eldest uncle has a very good character, and my nephew heard the warning words. It was really enlightening and he benefited a lot."

"Hey, your beak is much sweeter than last time."

There was hair on my butt last time, but not all the hair this time. Can it be the same?

Kong Ci laughed naively, continued to pretend to be good, and followed Lu Bei dejectedly back to Gaiyuan City. He refused to go to Xiangliu King City to be a hostage, and changed places, but the result was still the same.

The so-called going out to meet evil spirits probably means this.

Kong Ci secretly thought it was bad luck and followed Lu Bei in a muffled voice.

"Grudge, what, you still want to run?"

"My nephew is able to follow my uncle and listen to his teachings. It is a blessing he has earned over several lifetimes. It is too late to be happy. How could he run away? If you don't believe me, uncle, chase me away. I promise not to run away."

"Are you still being petty?"

"Really not..."

Kong Ci had a bitter look on his face. He opened his mouth, but stopped talking. He held it in for a long time, but in the end he didn't say a word.

"Don't pretend to be pitiful in front of me. Your father, Kong Ji, framed you with the Demon King's picture. He wiped the shit off his butt and was free of trouble. But I have become a treacherous villain who stole the picture. In the Ten Thousand Monster Kingdom, People yelled to be beaten.”

Lu Bei sneered again and again: "I pretended to be him and showed the Demon King's picture in front of everyone. This is called evil causes leading to evil consequences. Every peck and drink has its consequences. I don't owe him anything."

Kong Ci smiled bitterly, he understood the truth, but the key was that Kong Ji didn't know anything about it, the Xiangliu clan had come looking for him, and Peacock City had no defense at all.

Thinking of his mother at home, Kong Ci gritted his teeth, stamped his feet, and decided to support Xuanwu: "Uncle, as long as you agree to one of my requests, my nephew is willing to obey and obey the arrangements."

"put."

"Go to Peacock City and find my mother."

"Ah this..."

Lu Bei was dumbfounded. He only thought that he was a traitor and a handsome boy who was born to cheat his father. He never expected that he would cheat his mother when he went crazy.

Asking him, Lu, to be his stepfather, isn't this pushing his own mother into a pit of fire?

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Peacock City.

Lu Bei had a domineering face, followed by Kong Ci, and climbed over the wall into Kong's house. He was greeted by a servant who bowed, nodded, and raised his nostrils slightly.

This is what the head of a family is like.

"Uncle, there is no need to climb over the wall when we go back to our own home. As I testify, no one will know that you are lying." Kong Ci whispered, and Xuanwu skillfully climbed over the wall, allowing him to see the shadow of Kong Ji.

Phew, all the same stuff.

"What do you know? Going through the main entrance is not as interesting as climbing over the wall. The word steal has endless mysteries. You will understand it when you grow up." Lu Bei once said that he didn't really understand whether to steal or not. In Changming Mansion, The bad habit I have developed is that I am eager to try when I see a wealthy family.

Lu Bei refused Kong Ci's Cao Cao thief's speech, but still came to Peacock City, preparing to pack up the mother and son and abduct them together.

It was Kong Ci himself who requested it.

This boy was worried that the Xiangliu clan would come back and not catch him, so he took his mother to Xiangliu King City as a hostage.

If the 'Kong Ji' who did evil things in Gai Yuancheng was really a peacock, everything would be easy to say, but it turned out not to be the case. Kong Ci thought about it and worried that his mother would be wronged, so he decided to take her to Gai Yuancheng.

This was a complete cheating behavior, which further pushed Kong Ji into the abyss of eternal destruction, but Kong Ci didn't care. For him, father or mother has always been a multiple-choice question.

Besides, with Kong Ji's ability, even if everyone in the Ten Thousand Monsters Kingdom yelled and beat him, he wouldn't be able to die.

Mother is different. She has no ability to settle down and make a living, so she must be carefully cared for.

The Demon King's Mansion, the gorgeous garden, filled with purple and red colors vying for beauty.

A woman is sitting sideways in a long pavilion, doing embroidery with her fingers. She has a quiet temperament. The beauty of a hundred flowers blooming cannot compare to the amorous feelings of her slightly frowning eyebrows.

The woman was dressed in palace attire, with her black hair tied up, her jade neck flawless, and her plump figure that was inconsistent with her dignity and elegance.

Weng Chong.

Kong Ji's first wife, Kong Ci's biological mother, and the only mistress of Peacock City.

Seeing that the filial son returned home and brought Kong Ji back with him, Weng Chong put down his embroidery and came over with a smile on his face.

Waves suddenly arise.

Lu Bei took a breath, feeling that even though the Prime Minister was dead, his legacy still existed.

Just as he was thinking about it, he was hit in the lower back.

"Uncle, why are you staring so wide?" Kong Ci's eyes were spitting fire, and he spoke fiercely.

He now has some understanding of what it means to lure a wolf into a house.

Lu Bei was thick-skinned. When he saw his wife coming towards her, he opened his hands and waited for the little bird to kiss her.

He failed and was grabbed by Kong Ci.

"What are you doing!!"

"Good nephew, no, good boy, is your mother... married?"