This is what cultivating immortals is like

"Look over there, what a beautiful woman."

"You're laughing so hard. I've never seen any beauties who are prettier than our sisters from Sanqing Peak... Damn, damn, damn, so pretty!"

"Don't be ridiculous, he is a man, his chest and back are equally flat."

"Nonsense, you tell me this face is a man's?"

"I have to say, it's better to be a man!"

"I don't believe it, she is just the little sister, just a little flatter."

"Okay, I like this kind of cliff the best. Free-handed rock climbing is very enjoyable."

"Forgive me but I disagree. How can you attract people if your breasts are not huge?"

"If you don't say you are young, the career line is a scam of the plastic surgery company. Brother, I have been here, and I will tell you a hard truth in the workplace. Big breasts do not mean career success. If you want to get a promotion and a salary increase, you have to look at the promotion. Staff tool."

"Post the screenshot to the forum, brothers, I'm going to be popular."

"Hush, keep your voice down, his evaluation is the same as the leader's, they are extremely dangerous."

"Die under the peonies and do..."

Hu San listened to the discussion in his ears and looked at the tent in front of the Yuhua Gate with twitching eyes. Headmaster Lu was managing well, but after a month, the evil spirit of the Yuhua Gate became even worse than before.

Where do these retards come from? What does it mean to have an alchemy furnace in each hand, and what does the one who makes alchemy on the tree mean?

Also, what dialect is the chirping bird song in? Why can’t he understand some of the words?

"When I meet a distinguished guest when I go out, please invite me quickly. You don't know, I'm looking forward to the stars and the moon, but I've been waiting for you." Lu Bei walked out of the door with a smile, raised his hand and greeted Hu San with an intimate shoulder. Got in.

Hu San's face will definitely become popular as long as it appears on the forum.

This traffic flow was determined by him.

As for the players' speculations about the gender of the third fox, and their speculations about the orientation of Lu, these small issues are not important. Let's get popular first.

"Brother, you are very enthusiastic today. Last time you were..."

Hu San struggled twice, but could not get rid of the big hand on his shoulder. He was thinking of making a joke when he saw a few tents when he entered the door. He said speechlessly: "Where are there so many crazy refugees? There is a famine in Langyu County, or nine." Is there a war in Zhushan?”

"Nothing, the world is at peace."

Lu Bei led Hu San towards the backyard, with a meaningful smile on his face, and whispered: "A group of people who are seeking to learn and follow the Tao. I saw that they had nowhere to go, so I kindly took them in."

His smiling face doesn't seem like much to Hu San, who is used to his bad attitude, but in the eyes of players, it has a lot of profound meaning that can be analyzed.

Let me introduce to you, this is a bitch.

My friend, a very close one.

The head of the family has returned home...

Seeing the two of them whispering to each other, the players silently put down their alchemy furnaces, opened the forum together, uploaded screenshots, and started flooding the forum.

[Players all over the Internet went viral and I was shocked after reading it]

[In-depth reveal, the head of Novice Village subdues another demon]

[The most beautiful woman in Kyushu, come to argue if you are not convinced]

【Don’t dare to look...

…

In the backyard, the old place under the trees.

Hu San sat at the stone table and waved his hand at She Zhang enthusiastically, receiving a 'complicit' look.

Ask for trouble and succeed.

He took the teapot handed over by Hu Zhi, looked at the four identical little fox demons, and marveled: "Brother, that's you, if anyone else claims that they don't raise demon pets for fun, I promise to believe it."

"You must be blind, Lu is not a womanizer, okay?"

"Then I have to be careful. I can't give you any chance to take advantage of it. Tell me the truth, where did you get this resource..."

Hu San made a few jokes, but seeing Lu Bei's impatient expression, he stopped joking, took out the Qiankun bag from his arms and handed it over: "Fortunately, everything you want is in it."

"Why is it a Qiankun bag? There are so many treasures. I would definitely use a Qiankun ring to pack them. Remember next time and don't do it again."

Lu Bei took the Qiankun bag and checked it over happily. He was in a good mood and slapped Hu San on the shoulder several times: "After bleeding so much, how is my mother's health? Are her legs and feet still strong?"

"Don't let me, that's my mother, dear."

Hu San pushed Lu Bei's hand away in disgust, and bowed her hand in the direction of the capital in admiration: "Also, my mother looks at Qingren, and then looks at Qingcheng. She has a face that is as beautiful as a generation, and I don't know how beautiful she is. If you keep spouting shit, Be careful if I fall out with you!"

"Pull him down, that's not what you said last time."

Lu Bei curled his lips: "As soon as he heard that I had important information, he screamed that he wanted to go back to the capital to bleed the old man. He even said that he would take care of as much as he wanted, but I couldn't hold him back."

"Slander, pure slander!"

Hu San's eyes widened, he slapped the table angrily, stood up, rolled up his sleeves and was about to leave.

After three steps, he failed to receive the expected apology and obstruction. He turned around in confusion and saw Lu Bei emerging from under the stone table and carefully opening the lid of the teapot.

"What are you doing?"

"Well, I was wondering if my mother is hiding somewhere..."

Lu Bei put down the lid of the teapot, looked around cautiously, and then said suspiciously: "You are so different from last time. I suspect she is nearby, otherwise you wouldn't be so well-behaved."

"Stop dreaming. My mother has so many things to do. How can she have time to come to this ungrateful place like Sanqing Peak?" Hu San sat back down angrily.

Lu Bei curled his lips when he heard this. He didn't poop in the past, but that may not happen in the future.

After sitting awkwardly for a moment, Hu San saw Lu Bei clasping his hands and scratching his head, as if asking you to leave. He sneered three times and said: "Brother, I went back to Beijing this time to randomly check the background of the Iron Sword League. You Guess what windfall I found?”

"You are surprised. How could I have guessed it?"

"Hmph, I won't shed tears until I see the coffin."

Hu San slammed the table, pointed his sword at Lu Bei, and scolded: "What a Lingxiao Sword Sect Lu Bei, such a remnant of Qingqian, dares to pretend to be like me, if it weren't for Mr. Hu... Xiao I am cautious, and I was almost fooled by you fishing in troubled waters."

Squeak!

The window opened and She Zhang looked at the stone table with a worried look.

"What are you looking at? Men are doing things, women are avoiding things, they are all gone."

At the command, the fox was frightened and the snake retreated.

As Lu Bei shouted loudly, the windows closed, and Hu He appeared from the corner and slipped away quickly with his four sisters.

"That's it?"

Lu Bei snorted disdainfully and slapped an iron sword token on the table: "What big deal do I take? It turns out that the identity of my third-generation disciple of the Lingxiao Sword Sect has been found out. Lord Qingwei didn't tell me earlier. He should have told me about this token earlier." It’s been taken out a long time ago.”

"Tsk tsk, it's true!"

Hu San picked up the token, weighed it in his hand, raised his eyebrows and said: "Brother, don't be angry. I'm just angry that you can hide half of it, but I have no doubt about your patriotism. Otherwise, , I won’t bring you everything you want.”

"That's natural. If I'm not loyal and patriotic, and don't trust my brother, can I expose my entire family's wealth?"

"Hey hey hey——" x2

The two of them looked at each other and smiled. Hu San put on a serious face, waved his hand and sprinkled the insulation paper: "Brother, tell me the truth, where did you get the information about the Iron Sword Alliance?"

Lu Bei responded with a serious face and said, "To be honest, I have a friend who has a special source of information."

"No need for friends, there is no one else."

"It should be there. If one day my brother tells me my name, I can live for two more days if I keep my mouth shut." Lu Bei shrugged.

"Don't worry, brother, God knows this, you know it, I know it, no one else..."

"Then who is our mother?"

"My mother!"

Hu San emphasized again, then clenched his fists and coughed lightly, his face full of admiration: "In my heart, my mother is God."

"Brother, this is a bit too much. Even if she is really nearby, there is no need for you to act like this."

Lu Bei glanced at Hu San with disdain, and then assured: "As for my plan, don't worry, brother, I am just afraid of death, and have no intention of being a double agent. The Iron Sword Alliance will not last long, and I cannot commit suicide." Seeking death.”

"Is there nothing else?" Hu San smiled half-heartedly.

"A little bit."

Lu Bei pursed his lips: "My senior sister from the Lingxiao Sword Sect and I are in love. No matter what happens in the future, my senior sister will definitely be innocent."

Hu San stared at Lu Bei and looked back and forth. After pondering for a moment, he nodded and said: "It's just a senior sister, so it's not a big problem. Even if she is a remnant of the Qing Dynasty, I will make a decision for you. She can abandon her cultivation and live in a boudoir. No. Someone is going to give you trouble.”

"There is also a senior brother, a well-behaved nephew, and another senior sister from a relative..."

Seeing that there was a turning point, Lu Bei decisively hit the snake with a stick: "If possible, the senior brother's family will also be saved, as well as my nephew's family, they are all loyal to the emperor and patriotic..."

"stop!"

Hu San raised his hand to interrupt, shook his head and sneered: "According to your statement, the entire Lingxiao Sword Sect is innocent, and the Iron Sword Alliance is excusable. There are no Qinggan rebels in Guotai Minan, so let's not Damn it, let’s drink to the peace of the world!”

"Indeed, I can't say who is good or bad, who is righteous and who is evil." Lu Beishen nodded in agreement.

"It's not me who has the final say!"

"really?"

"The widow is sleeping and there is no one up there. I can't help you, brother."

Hu San took a deep look at Lu Bei: "Brother, you are a smart person. You should give up when you see good things. Don't get into too deep."

"Don't worry, brother, I understand the truth. I will be satisfied if I can guarantee that there will be an intact senior sister on the day of the incident." Lu Bei said with a smile.

Hu San frowned. Forgive him for being so judgmental since he was young, Lu Bei would definitely not give up.

Can protect rebels...

What can a person in the Dan Bao realm do? Can he really dominate the world like a pretty boy?

"By the way, brother, what does the capital say? When will the remnants of Qinggan be apprehended?"

Lu Bei changed the subject and said, "Let me tell you a little bit so that I can be mentally prepared."

"this……"

Hu San said with a strange expression: "I'm afraid I won't be able to do it in the near future, so I have to slow down."

"how do I say this?"

Lu Bei added a cup of tea and pushed it in front of Hu San: "Brother, tell me carefully, I don't understand very well. Shouldn't the traitors be apprehended as quickly as possible?"

"It stands to reason that this is the case. The longer it takes, the greater the risk of intelligence leakage. It should be fatal with a thunderous blow."

Hu San smiled bitterly and said: "But in fact, firstly, the Iron Sword Alliance is powerful, and it is not clear whether Huangji Sect has any undercover agents of theirs. Taking rash actions will only frighten the enemy. Secondly, there are actually benefits to the collapse of the spiritual veins. The benefits are tempting, but there is no such thing." We must take action as soon as possible.”

"benefit?!"

Lu Bei was surprised: "The collapse of the spiritual vein is a catastrophe. As time goes by, the tragedy will be almost irreversible. What good can it do?"

"Due to the collapse of the spiritual veins, many hidden ruins have appeared in the world, including secret realms. Obtaining a secret realm can make the second-rate immortal sect's foundation comparable to the first-rate. Who can give up this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity?" Hu San said helplessly.

"Ah this..."

There is reason and evidence, and Lu Bei is unable to refute.

It only takes one breath to activate the Dragon Trapping Formation, but it takes ten years for the spiritual veins to collapse and fall silent. Such a long time is enough for many people to sit back and do nothing, waiting for a huge profit before standing up to be the savior at the last moment.

After Jinghu San said this, Lu Bei even doubted whether the Dragon Trap Formation had been discovered by Huangji Sect a long time ago, and he had just kept it a secret because of the attractive benefits.

To be honest, players who will be active in Wuzhou in the future will be happy. The beginning is a peak period for thieves and rescue excavations.

Lu Bei is also very happy. Everything is back on track. He has a sense of superiority in intelligence. At least the public beta period is 180 days, so he can relax and cut leeks.

"Brother, don't get too happy too early. It can only be delayed for a while, but it won't last forever. If it involves the emergence of the secret realm, some people should not be able to sit still."

Hu San smiled slyly: "For example, the imperial master, she is a descendant of Yunzhong Pavilion. If the misty secret realm of Liusu Mountain appears because of the dragon formation, the Lingxiao Sword Sect will be razed to the ground by her overnight."

Lu Bei: "..."

Damn, I almost forgot about this rich woman.