This is what cultivating immortals is like

"The king is awake!"

Lu Bei closed his eyes, then opened them again, and the scenery in front of him changed instantly.

The treasure tent is whirling, the bead curtain is rolled up high, the golden furnace is full of auspicious mist, and the fragrance of sandalwood and musk is thick. The palace maid is standing aside with a treasure fan. The family is very wealthy, and the main thing is to create an inhumane trench.

"Unfamiliar ceiling."

Lu Bei's head was buzzing and he said the usual sentence.

His body was as heavy as a stone, and he had no magic power. He was lying limply on a big bed, covered with a single quilt from Cai Luan Chao Dou, the fragrant kind.

"Your Majesty~~~"

The delicate voice came again, and Lu Bei seemed to know it before. He only thought that he had heard it somewhere before. He turned his head and saw a peerless beauty who had conquered the country.

The beautiful eyes are looking forward to, the long eyebrows are on the temples, and the charming black eyes are attractive. Her long black hair is tied up in a bun, and she wears a picturesque red shirt and silk skirt. She is so noble and so beautiful that people dare not look directly at her.

!

"Your Majesty, you finally woke up."

The beauty's eyes were filled with tears and she was as angry as a orchid. When she spoke, she stretched out her catkins and held Lu Bei's big hand tightly.

With this bend, the neckline, which was not high in the first place, suddenly opened up. The plump and fair skin was exposed, which made the hero short of breath and lost his beauty.

"Don't, don't. If you have something to say, just say it and don't do anything."

Lu Bei's eyelids twitched wildly, and he pulled out his reserved paw with a swish, his tongue trembled, and he couldn't speak clearly.

"King?"

"Don't come over here!"

It was so sweet that Lu Bei took a breath and shouted loudly: "Someone is coming! Someone is coming quickly!!"

There was chaos in Shouxian Palace, the king screamed, the beauties cried, and the chickens and dogs jumped for a while.

…

After a while, Lu Bei stood in the southeast of Shouxian Palace, leaning on the railing and looking into the distance. As the owner of Chaoge City, he looked at this royal city that belonged to him.

Traveled through time again?

It is impossible to travel through time. Lu Bei's mind was very clear. He fell into the Four Spirits and Five Elephants Formation and entered a world formed by the evolution of the formation.

It's probably because Manaozi has been thinking about the list of gods recently, so the formation took his thoughts as the center and arranged a lifelike story of the gods.

Lu Bei was not making random guesses, he had evidence. Looking at the vixen next to him named Daji, he actually had a fox-like face. It can be seen that this world relied on his thinking and memory to make fine adjustments on the basis of the list of gods.

Adjust the chicken, if you have the ability, you can go to the original version!

"Your Majesty~~"

"Brother, please stop talking, I can't bear it."

"Your Majesty, this concubine is not Da Ge, but Da Ji."

"Gu said yes, you are. From now on, you will be called Da Ge."

Lu Bei had a headache and patted his head. It is true that the eldest brother's appearance has always been at the ceiling level. Compared with Huang Xiao and Huang Yu, they are half inferior. It is reasonable for him to play Su Daji, but...

He didn't even want this vixen given to him for free. Can we discuss it? He would faint again and get another vixen. He would repeat the episode just now and pretend that nothing happened.

It doesn't matter if it's ugly, he can't talk about it.

Lu Bei slapped his forehead repeatedly, trying to comfort himself, don't panic, everything is an illusion, the mana will be recovered soon, and when he breaks out of the formation, Fox Three and Fox Four will still be good brothers.

"Your Majesty, does your head still hurt?"

"My head doesn't hurt, my balls hurt."

"..."

Lu Bei waved his hand to tell Da Ji not to flirt with her casually. To be honest, it was so weird that little Lu Bei shook his head.

Faced with such a harsh living environment, Lu Bei could only comfort himself that it was okay. Thinking on the bright side, at least Daji was not Hu Er, otherwise he would have gone crazy.

When Lu Bei opened his eyes, he became King Zhou of Shang on the list of gods. His eyes were struck by lightning, and he was somewhat self-destructive. He had no memory of King Zhou, and he didn't know anything when he asked questions. He directly stated that he was suffering from amnesia.

Don't ask, asking means losing your memory.

If you know Huang Feihu, if you ask again, I will sleep with your wife.

As for why Lu Bei so quickly determined that he was on the list of gods, instead of the Shang and Zhou dynasties in the official history, it was not that Su Daji was stunningly beautiful. There was also such a concubine of King Zhou in the official history. Whether she existed or not was by no means a decisive factor.

The key lies in the architectural style of Chaoge City, as well as objective factors such as clothing and appearance. Let’s not talk about the magnificent Shouxian Palace for the time being. As for the clothes on Daji’s body, including brocade clothes, jade belts, silk and satin, could the Shang Dynasty during the slavery period be able to do it?

If it could, it would be no less outrageous than Liu Xiu's meteorite summoning technique or Wang Mang's vernier caliper.

The king suffered from amnesia, and Daji was constantly suspicious. She always felt that something was wrong, such as being lustful, and when she woke up, she suddenly stopped being sexual with women.

This is not a lost soul, it is clearly a different person.

Under Lu Bei's questioning, Daji told the truth, and then she learned the reason for her amnesia. Just like the emperors in a certain dynasty often fell into the water and died, King Zhou played by Lu Bei also drowned today.

His drowning situation was not that complicated, it was very simple. He had a fierce fight with Daji in the bathhouse of Shouxian Palace. The fight reached its peak, and he changed into a novel position. When he was fished out, he had already lost his breath.

It fits the character's time-travel process very well, both of them.

Lu Bei slapped his forehead repeatedly, wondering why he was dressed as King Zhou. With his wisdom and martial arts, he was destined to be King Wu.

This formation is biased against him!

"The queen has arrived——"

A voice came from outside the Shouxian Palace. Lu Bei was too lazy to answer and continued to pat his head and look at the sky. Daji stepped aside, bowing and lowering her eyebrows to cover up the sinister look in her eyes.

After a while, the footsteps moved to the top floor of Shouxian Palace, and Queen Jiang, the wife of King Zhou, appeared.

Queen Jiang has a plump body, beautiful appearance, and excellent temperament. Although she cannot be compared with the vixen, she is also a rare beauty in the world.

She gave birth to two sons for King Zhou. The husband and wife treated each other as guests, and she sat in the harem. She was a mother in the world, and all civil and military officials praised her for her wisdom.

Queen Jiang was the daughter of Jiang Huanchu, the Marquis of Dongbo. The latter was the head of the eight hundred princes in the Shang Dynasty, and controlled the two hundred princes of Donglu. The union of the couple was a proper political marriage.

The same goes for Concubine Huang Guifei in the west palace of King Zhou. Her father Huang Gun is the marshal of the town, and her brother Huang Feihu is the king of Wucheng of the town. The Huang family has been loyal and good for seven generations and has occupied high positions.

During this period, not only the emperor was hereditary, but also the official positions in the court were hereditary. Even the emperor's harem came from that circle. The upper class had a big hand and formed a monopoly early on.

In the official history, there was no Queen Jiang around King Zhou, and her appearance further confirmed Lu Bei's conjecture.

"I have met Your Majesty. I heard that Your Majesty fell into the water in the pool and contracted wind and cold. I came here uninvited. I hope Your Majesty will not be surprised."

Queen Jiang glanced at Daji with an unhappy look on her face. She knew that King Zhou doted on Daji the most. It would be counterproductive to criticize him directly. She turned to say: "Your Majesty is the king of a country. The way of a king is very good at state affairs. A bitch should be virtuous, but he should be free from slander. If your majesty is so licentious, drunken, extravagant and lustful, the princes in the world will not accept it, and there will definitely be more trouble..."

Queen Jiang came up and made a lot of sense. Lu Bei felt even more headache. As he listened, he felt more and more that something was wrong.

Sounds strangely familiar!

There is also the joy of being scolded, which seems to have been experienced somewhere.

He looked up at the sky and patted his forehead, with his back to his married wife. The more he thought about it, the more frightened he became. He stiffly turned around and looked at Queen Jiang.

"Gudu!"

The sound of swallowing was extremely loud, directly interrupting Queen Jiang's chatter. The latter subconsciously stopped and saw her husband looking straight at her, his eyes as wide as bells. She felt quite uncomfortable for a moment, and her mature charm was suddenly in chaos. I couldn't help but feel a little shy.

She had not seen this wolf-like look from her husband for a long time.

Lu Bei looked at Huang Xiao, who was dressed in a yellow robe, looked elegant and decent, and had a majestic demeanor, and was subconsciously ready to make a move.

Good job!

What a great battle!

While he was boasting, the tearful and aggrieved look of the little yellow croaker suddenly appeared in front of his eyes. His mood waned, he immediately calmed down, nodded lightly and said: "What the queen said is absolutely true. I was so unruly before, but today I have repented. I will treat all the virtuous kings Follow the example of your ancestors and be a wise ruler."

The question is, what should a wise ruler do?

He can only play the role of a foolish king!

Queen Jiang had not yet reacted to her husband's lecherous eyes. When she heard this, she just thought that King Zhou was perfunctory with her. She didn't know how to deal with it for a moment, bowed and left, and glared at Daji before leaving.

If it weren't for beauty's misfortune, why would Your Majesty be here?

Lu Bei looked at Queen Jiang's retreating back, and didn't look back until the beauty left. He looked solemn, feeling that this Five Elements Formation was extremely evil, and it specifically targeted his weak points. It was clearly an extremely vicious abstinence formation.

This is unreasonable. Isn’t this bullying an honest person?

"Your Majesty."

When Da Ji saw King Zhou and the Queen flirting with each other, she was filled with jealousy and anger. She wanted to scratch Queen Hua's face on the spot. She pretended to be pitiful, with tears in her beautiful eyes. Shi Shiran moved to Lu Bei's side and whispered that she was hurt. Feeling wronged.

Normally, King Zhou would protect her personally and began to scold the queen for being jealous and not being like a mother to the world.

Now...

"What wrongs have all beauties suffered?"

"The Queen, she has no room for a concubine in her eyes."

Daji sobbed, and a baby swallow threw herself into her arms. She leaned on the railing and said: "The king accidentally fell into the water today and suffered from the disease of losing his soul. It is my concubine who is to blame. The queen has long been dissatisfied with me. From now on, I wonder how I will punish my concubine!"

The rules in the palace are clear. Daji is the concubine and the beauty, and Queen Jiang is the mother of the country. The status disparity can be described as cloudless.

If King Zhou, Queen Jiang, and Daji had a meal together, Daji wouldn't even have a seat and would stand aside the whole time. Only when Queen Jiang left could she sit down and eat some leftovers.

It is conceivable that with the vixen's ambition, Queen Jiang will die.

"Beauty, please don't cry. In Yigu's opinion, the queen's words are right. It is indeed your fault." Lu Bei said calmly.

"???"

Daji tilted her head, and a string of question marks floated on her forehead. She was sure that King Zhou was not joking. Her eyes were red, and she felt even more aggrieved.

"Don't cry anymore. I'm going to punish you in the Shou Immortal Palace to reflect on your own. I'm so alone. That's it for today."

Lu Bei waved his hand and said to himself that he was lucky. Fortunately, he had been a faint king in the Kingdom of Ten Thousand Demons for a period of time. Otherwise, he would not have been able to handle such a challenging role as King Zhou.

The king left and his words were quite distant. This made Daji even more angry. She looked in the mirror and saw a beautiful woman who walked out like a picture. No one in the world could match her several times. Why did she lose to the yellow-faced woman who had given birth to two children? Po?

Anger is anger, the task still needs to be done.

Daji thought that she was alone and weak, and King Zhou was as lustful as his soul. Now he was alienated from her, and she was probably a little tired of it. Then she thought about it and decided to recruit two sisters into the palace. The three demons joined forces, and they were bound to bewitch the faint king.

Until then, find a way to deal with Queen Jiang.

"You bitch, if you're so good at staring, I'll dig your eyes out sooner or later."

…

Besides, Lu Bei had no magic power and was just an ordinary man. He fell into the water not long ago and should have been lying in bed for three to five months to regain his strength.

I didn’t think so, just take two steps and it’ll be fine.

"As expected of the man with the golden gun who has been able to fight with witches for many years and remain standing. He is almost as strong as me. If I remember correctly, King Zhou in the list of gods is also a fierce general."

Lu Bei murmured to himself, whether it is official history or novels, King Zhou is a beast with extraordinary strength and can fight wild beasts with his bare hands. He is not invincible, but he is definitely the bravest of the three armies.

In this case, it is natural to recover so quickly.

Two steps later, Lu Bei came to the Taiyuan Jade Pond, looked at the pretty face in the reflection, and fell into deep thought.

Once again, he confirmed that it was indeed his face. He raised his hand and touched it, and found that little Lu Bei was still so rich.

It seems that it is not soul piercing. The formation has not separated his physical body and soul. He is King Zhou with a handsome face and a sharp weapon. He is a standard free-for-all template, not the look of Overlord or Fengxian.

"No, these are all hallucinations. I can't say whether this is my real body or not. I can't make a hasty conclusion."

Lu Bei looked at the water and fell into deep thought. He raised his hand and snapped his fingers without looking at it: "That person, it's you. Come here and find the study room... where Gu usually handles world affairs. You must be so stupid. If it’s not clean, someone will drag it down and castrate it again.”

"Your Majesty, sir, I am Doctor Fei Zhong!"

Fei Zhong?

Lu Bei was stunned when he heard this. If he remembered correctly, he seemed to be a traitor, but he was indeed not a eunuch.

Looking closely, one can see the face of a hypocrite which is really unpleasant.

Lin, it turns out you also have a role!

"Come here, drag him down and castrate him!"

"Your Majesty, Your Majesty doesn't want it. I'm wronged, I'm wronged!"

Fei Zhong hugged Lu Bei's thigh and cried loudly, not to mention how wronged he was. He heard that the king fell into the water and fell ill, so he came all the way to show his hospitality. When they first met, he suffered a serious crime without saying a word.

I have told you that the king is sick and has a bad temper. He will not be the first to do anything.

"Crying and crying is so disgusting. Your clothes are all stained by your crying."

Lu Bei raised his foot and kicked Fei Zhong away. Seeing the familiar face being obedient in front of him, Lu Bei felt more sour than eating ginseng fruit. He was about to give Fei Zhong an official position by himself, when something suddenly occurred to him.

He changed his expressionless expression and bent down to help Fei Zhong up: "It turns out to be Fei Aiqing, why didn't you tell me earlier? Gugang fell into the water, his mind is still a little confused, and he almost killed a loyal and good person by mistake."

"Come here, drag...a chair over and give Fei Aiqing a seat."

"Thank you, Your Majesty. Thank you, Your Majesty."

People say that accompanying a king is like accompanying a tiger. No one can guess what is going on in the emperor's mind. Fei Zhong thought it made sense before, and even more so now.

He sat upright, raised his hand to wipe the cold sweat from his forehead, and secretly said that the king was newly ill and moody, so it would be better to talk less later.

"My dear, I heard that you have a daughter who is still unmarried, is that true?"

"Your Majesty... Your Majesty?"

Fei Zhong was tongue-tied and almost thought he heard wrongly. He had several beautiful concubines who had worked hard for many years and achieved great results, but he had no daughters and they were all young men.

"No?!"

Lu Bei showed displeasure on his face. Without Senior Sister Bai, what's the use of Leader Lin like you? "You bastard, who told you to sit down? Someone, drag me down..."

"Your Majesty, I remembered it. I do have a concubine that I haven't seen for many years. She and my daughter are farming in my hometown. I will pass her to Chaoge City now."

That's pretty much it.

"Go away, I'm annoyed when I see you!"

Lu Bei asked Fei Zhong to hurry up and add a kick. When he saw him rolling away, he couldn't help laughing heartily.

"Jiejiejiejie————"

Good job!

What a great battle!

Lu Bei arrived at the royal study room in a hurry. Queen Jiang and Daji's faces were too rough. No matter which one they were, he couldn't touch them. It had nothing to do with whether they were the real ones or not. People couldn't, at least they shouldn't.

Fei Zhong is obviously different. If he meets his daughter another day, if she is born with beautiful face, she will really be Senior Sister Bai. He will be merciful and let this hypocrite go.

By the way, Lao Lin is here, but Lao Zhan, why don’t you hurry up and get the eunuch!

You don't even know how to flatter me, you deserve to be served tea and water in Tianjian Sect.

"Jiejiejiejie——"

Lu Bei walked around the imperial study, without even looking at the memorials and other documents. He found books in the palace and read them. In addition to miscellaneous collections, Taoist classics were the most important.

It doesn't matter if his cultivation level is gone. With his understanding, it doesn't matter if he cultivates it again.

Invincible is so confident!

"What I said is all an illusion. Is this simplified Chinese character something that the Shang Dynasty could have?"

Lu Bei complained fiercely. Just as he expected, the list of gods derived from the Four Spirits and Five Elephants array was generated based on his memory. He came first, and then this story of the gods.

Here comes a new question, what does the Yellow Emperor in Zhonggong mean? What is the purpose of throwing him into the illusion?

This kind of harmless illusion can seal the invincibility for a lifetime, but it can't be delayed for long. The other party is not a fool and will not do useless things. There must be some conspiracy.

Thinking of this, Lu Bei looked at the Taoist book in his hand and became more and more obsessed with it.

Ming Ren doesn't tell secrets. If the saints in this world are really as down-to-earth as those in the list of gods, I'm sorry to say that if I give him three to five years to cultivate his unrivaled magical power, even those several sect leaders can't beat him.

After the slaughter of the saints is finished, we can then set foot in Zixiao Palace and meet Old Hongjun...

Boom! ! !

Thunder pierced the night sky and sudden rain fell, cooling down the hot Chaoge City and calming down Lu Bei at the same time.

"Let's sit down and talk with Taoist Na Hongjun again, and ask him for advice."

Lu Bei whispered, he looked up and there was a god, he was impulsive just now.

As he was flipping through the book, he suddenly discovered that there were three more food boxes on the desk in front of him, candles were lit, and hands were rubbing his shoulders to brush away the tension and fatigue.

It was indeed a mortal body. In the past, when a beautiful woman came close to him, he had already penetrated her.

With the fragrant wind blowing behind his face, Lu Bei tilted his head and leaned in. The warmth penetrated his scalp, and the wonderful taste made him feel comfortable all over.

What a big, bah, what a virtuous beauty. I wonder if she is King Zhou, or one of his concubines.

Thinking of this, I rubbed it again.

"His Majesty!"

There was a sullen voice, mixed with a bit of shame. It was obvious that he was trying to refuse but Lu Bei was stunned because he had a strong sense of involvement and felt a bit of pleasure in being scolded.

No, it’s Queen Ginger!

Lu Beiteng stood up immediately, dropped the book in his hand, and jumped away from the desk.

Looking closely, the queen's face is stunningly beautiful. The candlelight illuminates the figure, outlines the contours of the figure, depicts the charm of the facial features, and the mature charm is beyond the reach of the fairy from the world.

Seeing the deep affection in the queen's eyes, the corner of Lu Bei's mouth couldn't stop twitching. He swallowed subconsciously, picked up the unfeminine demeanor of a wise king, and took three steps back, not daring to make any mistakes.

Please, if I don’t come over, don’t come over either.

A flash of sadness flashed in Queen Jiang's eyes. She saw the king's wolf-like look in the day and thought she was being favored again. But now that she thought about it, it was clearly her own fault.

That's right, after all, she was not as charming and charming as Daji, and she won the emperor's heart by having fun every night.

"Why is the queen here? Come as soon as you come. What gifts are you bringing?"

After Queen Jiang didn't speak for a long time, Lu Bei had no choice but to break the silence, pushed open the food box and picked up the exquisite snacks to taste.

Sensing the alienation in her words, Queen Jiang sighed again. She was a virtuous queen who would not cry because she was wronged. She followed the topic that her husband interrupted and said with a smile: "I heard this. Your Majesty was busy with official duties and didn't even enjoy the royal meal, so he made some snacks and sent them over."

"The queen is interested."

Lu Bei nodded. In the middle of the night, a man and a woman were alone. Sooner or later there would be chaos if they continued.

To be fair, he is not afraid that Queen Jiang won't be able to control it. He is afraid that he won't be able to control it. He will use the excuse of an old couple to break through the moral bottom line and achieve what he wants to do but dare not do through the Five Elements Formation.

No, absolutely not!

"The Queen is here just in time. Look at this book. The writing is really interesting."

Lu Bei used the method of diverting attention. Once upon a time, he never imagined that such a lustful person as he would be reduced to a scene where everyone stayed up late reading a book together in the arms of a beautiful woman.

Why can’t this damn moral quality be lowered?

What Lu Bei was reading were Taoist books, which had nothing to do with national affairs. The books of credence piled up in the corner formed a small mountain, and he didn't even look at them.

Such a foolish king who loses his ambition in playing with things cannot be called a wise master, but compared with the previous one who stayed in Shouxian Palace night and night and ignored the government affairs all day long, he at least gave up his all-day debauchery.

Most of it has been changed, which is a good sign.

Queen Jiang did not dare to say anything more. She knew her husband's character and temper, and was afraid that if she spoke too much, she would kill the good news that had just begun. She stepped forward with a smile and looked at the page of the book.

The couple read under the candlelight, and leaned together as they looked. Queen Jiang was far less energetic than Lu Bei, but she gradually fell asleep and forced herself to stay by her side.

Good woman!

Fortunately, you are just a fictional character in the novel. If there was King Zhou in the official history...

Not necessarily. In real history, King Zhou was not that bad. His family was stolen, and history books were written by the victors. Naturally, he was scolded as worthless.

When Lu Bei traveled across the country, the turmoil for redressing King Zhou became higher and higher. Unfortunately, the previous scoldings were too harsh, and the image of the foolish king was deeply rooted in the hearts of the people. In addition, the common people only liked to watch the fun and did not care much about whether King Zhou was good or bad. The image of the foolish king was deeply rooted in the hearts of the people. The label cannot be removed.

Take 10,000 steps back and you already have Daji. What's wrong with being scolded?

How many people kneel down but don’t have the means to do so!

In the middle of the night, Queen Jiang felt sleepy and exhausted, and her upper and lower eyelids were fighting. She couldn't compete with the sleepiness and sleepiness, and she lowered her head and fell into her husband's arms.

Lu Bei put down the book in his hand, raised his hand to brush his hair, looked at the very familiar face, and debated whether to get what he wanted.

Yushan Lunjin: It’s all an illusion anyway, what’s the point of giving it a try?

Bad guy: Everything he said is right. There is no store like this after passing this village. It will be too late to regret later!

Lu Bei punched the two bastards away one by one. He turned around and held the beauty in his arms. He just illuminated the candlelight and read Taoist classics in awe of the beauty.

The more I look at it, the more I get excited!

He was talking about books.

The result was not very good. Although his understanding was astonishing, he could not sort out the Taoist books and summarize a practice method. It was not that he was not good at it, but that the book was not good at it.

These days, everything depends on a monopoly, and the same goes for cultivating immortals and practicing qi.

If you want to become an immortal, you must worship a teacher!

"Who should I worship?"

Lu Bei closed his eyes and pondered, holding the beauty in his arms and thinking a lot. After much deliberation, the only option was to teach him.

The reason is simple, Chanjiao is stationed in Xiqi, Jiejiao is bound to Yin and Shang, they are like grasshoppers on a rope, and many of their disciples hold positions in the court, such as Grand Master Wen who rides Mo Qilin.

Wen Taishi and Wen Zhong were veterans of three dynasties, minister Tuogu, disciples of three generations, and apprentices of the Holy Mother Jinling of Jin'ao Island. They were loyal and righteous, and had Taoist friends all over the world.

Needless to say, he was loyal to the Yin and Shang Dynasties. He would never abandon him even if he was a foolish king like King Zhou, and he was somewhat helping him to do evil.

King Zhou was very respectful to Wen Zhong, and did not dare to yell even though he was beaten and scolded. This shows that Wen Zhong's personal ability and charisma are the only ruthless person besides Daji who can make King Zhou obedient.

"Where is the lonely Grand Master?"

…

"Where is the lonely Grand Master?"

King Zhou changed his usual three-day stay and stayed up late to finish reading. He personally sent Queen Jiang back to her palace in the middle palace, and then went to the Longde Hall for the morning meeting, where he wanted to see his grand master.

"Reporting to your majesty, Yuan Futong, the prince of the 72nd Beihai Road, and others committed treason. The Grand Master was ordered to conquer the north. He has been away for several years." An old minister came out and replied.

"Conquer the North again. Has the North offended you?"

Lu Bei secretly thought it was bad luck and said angrily: "Who in the hall can tell me his name?"

"..."xN

"I'm asking you something!"

Lu Bei raised his nostrils and pointed at the veteran below.

This bad old man looks exactly like the one he met at Sanqing Peak. He deserves to see his nostrils.

"My lord, my lord is Bi Gan." Bigan replied helplessly.

I'm your uncle!

Ever since the Grand Master heard about Zhong's Northern Expedition, King Zhou had neglected government affairs. Half a year ago, he coerced and induced Su Daji, the daughter of Su Hu, who was so addicted to beauty that he was too lazy to even go to court, which really made him a lonely old minister.

"It turns out it's my second uncle. If I hadn't told him earlier, yesterday I lost my footing and fell into the water. My brain was so wet that I couldn't even remember my second uncle's voice and smile."

When he heard that the old thing had a great background, Lu Bei curled his lips and was too lazy to look at that face anymore. He cleared his throat and said: "Come here, please give me a seat. My second uncle is old. If he slips and is killed in the main hall, he has no mouth." I can’t explain, I will really become a foolish king from now on.”

"..."xN

The ministers were stunned. Look at me and I look at you. I wonder what kind of trick your Majesty has done today.

The chair was moved up, and Bigan sat down tremblingly. He was so angry that he thought he was in the way of King Zhou's words and wished that he would crash to death in Longde Hall.

"Grand Master's Northern Expedition, how is the war going?"

"The war is intense and there is no way to triumph for a while." Bigan was still angry, and Prime Minister Shang Rong came out.

"and who are you?"

"Old minister Shang Rong."

"Yes, he has a good-looking face. He is a great sage. Come and give me a seat."

In Lu Bei's eyes, Shang Rong was the same as his master Mu Lichen. His master treated him very well. He was an elder who cared about him in the Tianjian Sect. He loved his family as much as he loved his family and was extremely polite to Shang Rong.

Shang Rong got the seat. He expressed his gratitude and said respectfully: "Your Majesty, there is no need to worry. With the ability of Taishi, I expect that he will be able to return to the imperial court in three to five months."

That’s hard to say!

Lu Bei scratched his chin and heard that Zhong had been on the Northern Expedition for many years. He could not remember the specific years. He only knew that Ji Chang had been imprisoned for seven years. Now that Ji Chang was not imprisoned, he could live a few more years after returning to Xiqi. At the beginning of the year, when he kicked off his legs and Ji Fa succeeded to the throne, Wen Zhongcai was late in pacifying the seventy-two princes in the north.

In other words, Wen Zhong will stay at Beihai for at least ten years. By the time he returns home, the day lilies will be cold.

No, he couldn't wait for ten or eight years. He couldn't wait to see Wen Zhong tomorrow. He frowned and said, "Password, I want to go to the north to join forces with the Grand Master."

"Your Majesty, you must not do this!"

"Your Majesty, please take back your life and your body of ten thousand gold..."

"Grand Master Wen Chengwu De, only seventy-two rebel against the king..."

The main hall was in chaos. Bi Qian and Shang Rong gave up their seats. The officials knelt down and worshiped in the main hall, asking King Zhou to take back his life. Some even howled and cried. It was just like the real thing.

You know, he is crying and begging the king to take back his life. But you don't know, he thought that King Zhou fell into the water and drowned yesterday, and he was crying in front of the main hall.

Looking at the main hall, the only person who can match Lin Buyan's loyalty is probably Zhan Lexian beside him.

Good guy, you are indeed there!

Lu Bei's eyes flickered and he pointed at Zhan Lexian's old face: "Who is your highness? Why are you crying so rudely?"

When Youhun saw his crying appearance, he was secretly happy in his heart and cried even louder: "Your Majesty, Youhun, I hope your Majesty will take back your life. As the saying goes..."

"For crying so loudly and being so ugly, someone comes and drags me down and chops me down."

"ah?!!"

You Hun was dumbfounded. He never expected that flattering someone could lead to him being moved to the head.

Seeing the soldiers outside the palace approaching, the officials hurriedly tried to persuade him. Even loyal ministers like Bigan, Shang Rong, and Yang Ren who didn't like You Hun also tried to persuade him.

The ministers of the court were killed at will and the rituals and music were destroyed. They could not ignore it.

"Noisy!"

Lu Bei raised his hand and clapped it, and found that there was no dragon table in front of him. He curled his lips and said, "Death penalty can be avoided, but living crime cannot be escaped. Come on, drag him down and give him twenty sticks, as a warning to others."

"Your Majesty, I am wronged!"

You Hun burst into tears. This time he cried really sadly. His tears couldn't stop flowing. It was pure emotion, without any acting skills.

It was just twenty punishments with a cane, not a direct beheading, so the rituals and music were not considered broken.

For a moment, Yang Ren closed his eyes and said nothing, Bigan and Shang Rong watched their noses and hearts, and sat obediently on their chairs, pretending that nothing happened.

"etc!"

Lu Bei raised his hand to shout to stop. When You Hun saw this, he broke away from the two soldiers and climbed up to the front of the palace crying: "Thank you for your kindness, your majesty. I will die to serve the country and live up to your majesty's kindness."

"I heard that you have a daughter who is as beautiful as a flower. Is it true or false?"

"..."xN

All the ministers secretly shook their heads. The disease of a weak king became more and more intense. First it was the daughter of Jizhou Hou Suhu, and now it is the turn of You Hun's daughter.

Why is Su Hu still a prince? What kind of person is You Hun? Is his daughter qualified to enter the harem?

Speaking of which, I never heard that You Hun had a daughter!

"You're a waste. You don't even have a daughter. What use do I need from you?"

Lu Bei uttered golden words, firmly established the character of the faint king, scolded You Hun for being unfaithful, and not knowing how to solve the king's problems. It was annoying to watch, so he quickly dragged him off and scolded him.

"If someone comes again, drag Fei Zhong down with him and give him twenty punishments with both sticks."

"Your Majesty, I didn't say anything!"

Fei Zhong was about to die unjustly. He learned the lesson from yesterday and went to court today without saying a word except crying with everyone. He was extremely low-key. He would be beaten for this. He really couldn't figure it out.

"If you want me to die, I have to die. What's wrong with giving you twenty sticks?"

Lu Bei snorted coldly and turned to look at Shang Rong: "Tell me, do you need a reason to beat him alone?"

"Your Majesty is right."

Because of Fei Zhong and You Hun, Shang Rong's integrity is visibly below the level.

"Pull it down. It's an eyesore. If you want to cry, go cry outside the palace."

Lu Bei asked his soldiers to carry the two men away directly. Hearing the crackling sounds outside the palace, he said happily: "I heard the Queen's teaching yesterday. It is the way of the king to keep close friends with virtuous ministers and stay away from villains. I just think it makes sense. What do you think?"

"The queen is wise." xN

"The queen is naturally wise, but it's a pity that she fell into the water yesterday. Her head is still buzzing and she can't remember the traitors in the court."

Lu Bei glanced at Bigan: "Uncle Wang, tell me, besides Fei Zhong and You Hun, there are other treacherous villains in the court."

"Your Majesty, I dare not make any rash judgments."

Bigan shook his head. Who is loyal and who is traitorous, who is good and who is bad should be decided by His Majesty. He cannot go beyond the courtesy of a monarch and his ministers.

"Uncle Wang, think about it again. If you dare to say that, you dare to hit them with twenty sticks. If you miss this great opportunity today, it will be gone in the future."

"Ah this..."

Bigan is quite interested, he does know a few of them, but...

Does it fit?

On the side, Shang Rong glanced at him. The number of sycophants in the court had increased greatly in the past two years. It would be better to report two names to suppress their arrogance.

Bigan: It’s against the rules!

Shang Rong: When Fei Zhong and You Hun were beaten, there were no rules anymore.

Bigan: That’s right.

He bowed and said his two names, as if father and son were officials in the same court.

Fei Lian.

Evil comes.

Two civil servants came forward crying and scolded Bigan for deceiving the emperor. They were extremely loyal ministers and had no qualms about the resurgence of King Zhou.

There is no contradiction between loyal ministers and sycophants, and treachery and flattery do not affect their loyalty, let alone making money or corrupting the government.

Lu Bei felt that the two names sounded familiar. He had never been persecuted by King Zhou and could only be a traitor. He immediately ordered someone to drag him out of the palace and give him twenty sticks.

By the way, the evil general in the official history was a fierce general of the Shang Dynasty, not a civil servant. He had infinite manpower and could spawn tigers and kill people with his fingers. The prime minister praised Dian Wei as the evil general of the ancient times, referring to this fierce general brother.

I would like to add that the surname of Erai is Ying, and one of his descendants is named Ying Zheng, who has a high status in the emperor's circle.

Jiang Ziya killed Erlai, and Erlai's descendants destroyed the Zhou Dynasty, which once again confirmed the saying that the upper class circle in ancient times was really small.

Back to the subject, Lu Bei punished the four sycophants with his staff, and at the same time stabilized the top position of the eternal emperor, and continued: "In the Northern Expedition, I don't have to go to the imperial palace to conquer it myself, like Yi Er, but there is no grand master in the court, like Fei Zhong , A sycophant like You Hun is bound to cause trouble, and even the good name of Lone Gu has become a bad name. Please tell me, please, and recommend some generals who are good at fighting."

"Zhang Guifang, the commander-in-chief of Qinglong Pass, has both civil and military skills and is loyal. He can go to the north to help the grand master."

"Jiepai Gatekeeper Huang Gun will be loyal to generations..."

"Wait a minute, who is Huang Feihu?"

Lu Bei raised his hand to interrupt. When he saw a military general coming out, he secretly thought that his eldest cousin's position must be due to nepotism.

It’s true, his sister is the noble concubine of the West Palace.

Huang Feihu was the King of the Kingdom of Wu. As far as military generals were concerned, he had reached the pinnacle of his life. He was familiar with the lieutenant generals and the generals guarding the border. At Lu Bei's request, he reported his names one by one.

"Wait a minute, say that again."

"Commander of Sanshanguan, Kong Xuan."

"It's him!"

Lu Bei clapped his hands and directly decided on the characters: "Draw up the decree, pass on the order of the orphan, seal the Confucius and declare it... After you watch the seal, you can go to Beidi to listen to the order under the Grand Master. The deadline is three months to pacify Beidi. chaos."

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