This is what cultivating immortals is like

Lu Bei stood behind Zhao Gongming and looked at the three wings, no, the three sisters.

Jie Jiao’s martial arts content is too high!

The face was very familiar, and the personality changed a lot, especially Bixiao, who had the face of a master. Lu Bei felt like he could lie to her nine times in one night.

The eldest sister in the lead, Yunxiao, is calm and calm, seemingly gentle and generous, but in fact she is hot on the outside and cold on the inside, with the most mature mind.

Qiong Xiao is quiet and elegant, and seems to be unapproachable to strangers, but in fact she is cold on the outside and hot on the inside, and is very resolute.

Bixiao is lively and active, and seems to be very loyal, but in fact he is also very loyal. He often has a hot head and dares to say anything and do anything.

To sum up, the difficulty of the strategy is from top to bottom. It is almost impossible to take the lead with the eldest sister. It is recommended to start with Bixiao first.

Lu Bei touched his chin. As expected of Senior Sister Bai, she would still be Bai Yueguang in another world. He raised his hand and slapped Zhao Gongming on the back: "Brother, don't just talk about yourself, introduce me to my little brother!"

Who is your elder brother? Don’t talk nonsense here, you stupid king!

Zhao Gongming was a little disgusted, and when he turned around and saw Lu Bei's impatient appearance, he became even more disgusted. On the surface, he happily introduced the Sanxiao sisters to Lu Bei, and secretly sent a message to the three sisters to tell the three sisters that this scorpion was the most famous one in the world. The faint king Yin Shou.

Yun Xiao nodded and smiled, Qiong Xiao nodded lightly, and Bi Xiao looked up and down, quite curious.

Brother, this guy looks good, he doesn’t look like a fool!

Nonsense, how can you judge a book by its appearance!

Zhao Gongming immediately reprimanded his younger sister Bixiao, and read out the poem Lu Bei wrote in Nuwa Palace to prove that what he said was true.

The scenery of Feng Luan Bao's tent is very special, and it is full of intricate decorations made of gold and gold.

The distant mountains are green, and the sleeves are dancing gracefully to reflect the clouds.

The pear blossoms are blooming in the rain, and the peony cage is full of smoke.

But you can act charmingly and take back Changle to serve the king.

The first three sentences praise Empress Nuwa for her extremely beautiful appearance, graceful artistic conception, poetic and picturesque style, and the graceful style of a tiger sniffing roses.

With the addition of the fourth sentence, the entire style of the poem changes dramatically, turning into a blasphemous and obscene poem that blasphemes the goddess.

Yunxiao: My literary talent is acceptable.

Qiong Xiao: You are so bold and you really are a fool.

Bixiao: You’re not dead at all, Nuwa has such a good temper.

Sanxiao had different opinions. Yunxiao was confused as to why Tongtian Cult Leader wanted to see Hunjun. Qiongxiao was surprised. Only Bixiao cast an admiring look at Lu Bei, wondering how many years this guy had in life and how many years the Yin Shang had. National luck in the year.

"Let's break up. The three sisters still have to practice, so don't waste your good time."

Zhao Gongming waved his hand and told the three sisters to quickly ward off evil spirits, Yuan Xiaoren, and stop talking to Hunjun.

Lu Bei was quite unhappy. This senior brother didn't take care of his junior brother at all. He just chatted for a while and didn't shake hands, so he wouldn't get pregnant.

"Brother, we are waiting for the master here. After paying our respects to his old man, it will not be too late to go."

"Right."

Zhao Gongming nodded, that was indeed the truth. He raised his hand and grabbed Lu Bei's wrist, dragging him towards the island.

Even though Lu Bei had the strength to tear apart a tiger and leopard, he was still far inferior to Zhao Gongming, a Qi-training immortal. He could only watch the three sisters fade away.

"Brother, let's decide first what we are going to do at the beach. We can't go fishing alone."

"Fishing? What's the point of fishing..."

Zhao Gongming was worried that there was no legitimate reason. Hearing this, he smiled and said: "Your Majesty guessed it right. Master is still giving lectures on Jin'ao Island. I don't know that the year of the monkey is here. We go fishing at the beach. Wouldn't it be wonderful to wait while fishing!"

Fishing is not as fun as fishing for horses, so hurry up and let go, otherwise you will be cursed to be stabbed!

Lu Bei's anger was useless, and he was dragged by Zhao Gongming to the seaside. The two of them were sitting on a boulder. Zhao Gongming waved his hand and fetched a bamboo line fishhook, and fished out a small fish from the sea as bait.

Big fish eat small fish, and small fish catch big fish.

Lu Bei held the fishing rod, his mind was entirely on Sanxiao, and he was swinging the rod melancholy. Then he looked at Zhao Gongming throwing and lifting the rod, seeing big fish one after another, shaking his head in disdain.

"Your Majesty, why are you shaking your head and laughing?"

"If Gu Ruo has magic, he will return home with a full load just like his elder brother."

"That's unreasonable. Fishing is a joyful and elegant thing. I am an upright person. How can I use magic to show my face? Your Majesty, please don't say such slanderous words again."

Zhao Gongming was furious, you are an ordinary person, how can you say that the immortal used magic?

Do you have evidence?

you have not!

That's nonsense!

Bah, you are ignorant!

If you dare to bark again, wagging your lips and bulging your tongue, I will castrate your children and grandchildren.

Zhao Gongming has a bad feeling for Lu Bei. The main problem lies in the title. Brother who opens his mouth, brother who keeps his mouth shut. The ambition of the wolf is obvious.

He advised Hunjun to wake up as soon as possible. His three sisters were pure and pure. They only had eyes for immortality and nothing else, and they had no children to talk about. Don't waste your energy.

Sensing Zhao Gongming's undisguised disgust, Lu Bei rolled his eyes. How could he bear this kind of grievance? He immediately replied: "Brother, do you dare to make a bet? If you don't use magic, you won't be able to catch a single fish today!"

"It's nonsense. The poor Taoist man and nature are one. How high and profound the realm is, how can you ask for one and not get it?"

Just because you have the face of an Air Force guy!

Lu Bei looked disdainful: "Why are you talking so much? You are still harmonious with nature and man. You seem to be guilty. Just tell me, do you dare to accept this bet?"

"How can it be unreasonable? How can a poor Taoist man and nature be one, and his realm is so profound, how can he make such a childish bet with you out of his will?"

"Then you just don't dare."

"Come on, just bet, I'm afraid you won't succeed."

Zhao Gongming was furious and pointed at the sea and said: "Your Majesty, open your eyes and see clearly. I don't even need to use any spells now, but I still come back with a full load."

"I understand, I did use it just now."

"..."

"Brother, please speak!"

"It's all nonsense, just fishing."

Zhao Gongming's face is full of bad luck, he is a wise man with a sharp tongue, and he is also very scheming. Breaking up with him will definitely not bring any benefit, so keeping his mouth shut is the right way.

"Brother, don't worry, let's exchange fishing rods. Yours might be a treasure!"

"How is it possible? Pindao didn't tamper with the fishing rod."

Zhao Gongming expressed that he was disgusted. The foolish king judged the gentleman with the heart of a villain, and looked down upon him, a true king.

To show his innocence, he took the initiative to exchange the fishing rod and wiped off the magic spell on his own fishing rod.

"Brother, are you sure you won't use spells next?"

"It's natural. I promise you a lot of money. I won't do it even if I say I won't. What are you doing to deceive a common man like you for no reason?" Zhao Gongming was about to be pissed to death. If it weren't for the master's destiny, a fool like you would not do it. He had already used it to fill the eyes of the sea.

"Then you swear to God that you will never use magic to fish in the future."

"..."

"Brother, you swear!"

"Hmph, who do you call big brother?"

"Xianchang Zhao, swear!"

"..."

Zhao Gongming hesitated and hesitated. Faced with Lu Bei's aggressive approach, he blushed and the veins on his forehead popped out. He argued that fishing with spells could not be considered cheating, but could immortality be considered cheating? There were some difficult words in succession, such as about cultivating one's moral character and nourishing one's nature, about having a heart as calm as water, etc. The seaside was filled with hearty laughter.

"Jiejiejiejie————"

Zhao Gongming was humiliated by Lu Bei, but even so, he still refused to take Lu Bei back.

This scene was seen by the sword-wielding Taoist from high in the sky, and he was quite unhappy for a moment.

"If you don't know the time of heaven, you don't know the heart of being a teacher, you don't know the taste."

Lord Tongtian!

He continued: "If you hate that young sect master and make a powerful enemy for nothing, you will inevitably face many disasters in the future. As an immortal, I am afraid that you have reached the end of your cultivation and there is only a dead end ahead."

After saying this, he pointed at a point and shot out three rays of fairy light in the air.

Zhao Gongming sat on the boulder and sensed something. He raised his hand to the sky, took a jade talisman, browsed it over, and stood up hurriedly: "Your Majesty, Master has invited me to Jin'ao Island. You can wait here. Don't walk around, just go back when you go."

"Brother, you haven't caught the fish yet!"

"Fish are just like you and me, they are also living beings, and God has the virtue of living well. How can we take their lives for fun just because we have a whim?" Zhao Gongming said solemnly. At this moment, he is worthy of being a true king.

It would have been better if he hadn't broken the rod.

"When a fish loses its life, I feel happy. It doesn't matter if I don't catch the fish."

After saying that, he left Lu Bei, who was full of contempt, and galloped away in the clouds.

Without Zhao Gongming watching from the side, Lu Bei immediately got up and returned the same way, Bai Jin + Zhu Qilan + Taifu, this team was in front, he would be crazy to wait where he was.

The idea was good and he was willing to put it into action, but it was a pity that he was just a mortal. Facing the Three Immortals Island with many tactics, Lu Bei fell into a maze within a few steps.

Following the Five Elements and Bagua method, he rushed left and right in the formation, and just after exiting the maze formation, he entered the killing formation. After a few steps, he looked at a big yellow river in front of him, and chose to wait where he was with an obedient expression.

Regardless of whether it is the Nine-Meander Yellow River Formation or not, it is full of dangers just by looking at the shape. It is precious and there is no need to take risks.

After stopping for a moment, Lu Bei heard the sound of laughter. He turned around and saw the white-haired carts coming hand in hand. He sighed repeatedly in his heart. If he didn't side with Jie Jiao in this catastrophe, he would be with Jie Jiao. What is the difference between King Zhou who killed his wife and abandoned his son?

He is determined to be the master of Tongtian Cult Master!

"You mortal, why are you wandering around the Three Immortals Island?"

"I met two fairies. The lonely man Wang Yinshou received the order from the leader of Tongtian Cult and traveled across the ocean to the Three Immortals Island to meet the saint." Lu Bei explained.

"It turns out to be Your Majesty. I'm sorry."

Upon hearing this, the two beautiful fairies immediately let down their guard and introduced themselves. Bai Mao was Hanzhi Fairy and Dachou was Caiyun Fairy. They were close friends with Sanxiao and were ordered to come to listen to the lecture by the leader of Tongtian.

The leader is a good man!

Lu Bei praised him again. Although he had not seen the leader of Tongtian Cult, he already had the outline of him in his mind. He had a majestic figure and a sword that soared into the sky. He was a good man with the same righteousness as him.

"Your Majesty, with your mortal eyes, is able to penetrate deep into this place. You are truly blessed."

Fairy Caiyun clicked her tongue and marveled that the human king had extraordinary luck. If it were any other ordinary person, he would have been blocked by the maze outside.

Even if you are lucky enough to break through the maze, your body will be wiped out in the killing array.

"It's not bad. Gu Su likes to read, and he has also dabbled in Taoist classics. Youdao means that the book has its own beauty like jade, and the book has its own solution to immortality. The reason why we are here is the accumulation of many years of study." Lu Bei said modestly.

The two female immortals are pure overseas monks who rarely pay attention to the human world. They don't know the name of King Zhou and the faint king. When they heard these words, they immediately felt good.

"Your Majesty is humble and virtuous. With kings like you in the world, the Yin Shang Dynasty has long-lasting fortune, which is really a blessing to all people in the world."

"No matter where I am, I just did what I should do, that's all."

Hearing this, the two fairies were filled with admiration. They were opening the way ahead. Within a moment, Lu Bei saw the three Yunxiao sisters again.

There are too many people, so if you rush to attack at this time, you can only attack one of them.

It is really unwise to give up a forest for a tree. It cannot be lifted, let alone lifted.

Lu Bei is well versed in the ways of the harem. If he wants to embrace both the left and the right, he must separate them and chase them away. Only then can he reveal his true nature as a scumbag.

As a result, he stood aside in a low-key manner, looking at the five fairies with admiration without the slightest impurity. Occasionally, he would interject and tell a few jokes to liven up the atmosphere.

Qiong Xiao: This man likes to be obscene, so how can he say vulgar words? Doesn’t he have any sense of shame?

Bixiao: He keeps looking there, he’s a deceiver, why don’t we gouge his eyes out!

Han Zhixian: Weird, he was not like this just now.

Fairy Caiyun: Knows people well but doesn’t know their hearts, and was almost deceived by his hypocrisy.

Yunxiao:......

Silence is gold.

After a while, Orange was in full swing. Lu Bei interrupted several times but was ignored. Out of boredom, he broke off a piece of grass and held it in his mouth, squatting beside him silently.

It's hateful. If he didn't have magic power, how could he be reduced to such a position as a younger brother? When the day comes to change his life, he will make the Sanxian Island a river of blood.

Just as he was depressed, the five fairies bowed and saluted to the east. Lu Bei looked over and saw only a row of fragrant buttocks. Bah, his unfeminine eyes jumped over the Slaanesh thing and saw a man with a long sword on his waist. Taoist priest in long gown.

The Taoist is dressed in Bagua fairy clothes, with golden light on his back, lotus feet on his feet, his eyes as cold as ice, and his aura is truly extraordinary.

Lu Bei: ()

How come there are Sutras of Abandonment everywhere, and this thing can actually become the leader of Tongtian Cult? God must be blind!

Lu Bei was full of complaints, and more importantly, grievances. He thought that he, Lu, was a genius of a generation, entered the list of gods and became the notorious King Zhou for thousands of years. He abandoned the scriptures and took over the script of Tongtian Cult Master without saying anything.

He could only say, no wonder the four saints joined forces and even the senior brother couldn't tolerate Tongtian. With this face, no wonder!

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After enjoying himself, Lu Bei felt unhappy again. He had been in the Four Spirits and Five Elephants Formation for some time, and he bumped into familiar faces frequently. He summarized the rules, and there were few exceptions.

Mo Buxiu was the master and became King Zhou's second uncle Bigan; Mu Lichen was highly virtuous and respected, and was Shang Rong, the head of the civil service; the eldest brother was the most beautiful, so Daji would not choose him as her second choice.

Another example is Lin Buyan and Zhan Lexian. The former plays the role of a gentleman with a sword, while the latter looks like a dog and plays the role of Fei Zhong and You Hun.

It's reasonable and reasonable. Lu Bei can't find any fault with it.

Of course, it’s not without flaws, such as Huang Xiao who took the script of Queen Jiang.

It's a pity that he, Lu, was respectful and polite to his mother-in-law. He never did anything beyond her, and he didn't even have the slightest idea. She became the wife of King Zhou, which can only be said to be very unreasonable.

But what can he do? He is just an actor, not a director or producer.

According to this logic, Tongtian Cult Leader's face of abandoning the Sutra is also a flaw. It is a bug in the formation card.

"Yes, that's it!"

Where is the empress? My disciple has figured it out. I am willing to worship you as my teacher. I will kneel down every day and kneel down every day.

The leader of the Tongtian cult has little luck, and he looks like a villain at first glance.

As the leader of the righteous path and a figure who raises the flag, how can he be willing to degenerate and worship Tongtian as his teacher? Is there any difference between him and Luocao becoming a bandit?

It’s okay if the master doesn’t want it!

"You are exempt from the courtesy."

Tongtian raised his hand slightly and pointed out several futons.

He sat upright and asked the five girls in Yunxiao to sit down and listen to the lecture. The saint preached in front of them. What a great blessing. Fairy Hanzhi and Fairy Caiyun were both overjoyed.

Thousands of immortals came to the court, but not all the monks had the true inheritance of the Tongtian leader, and there were only four direct disciples.

Taoist Duobao, Our Lady of Golden Spirit, Our Lady of Wudang, and Our Lady of Turtle Spirit.

There are also seven attendant immortals, namely Jinguangxian, Wuyunxian, Piluxian, Lingyaxian, Qiushouxian, Jinhuxian and Changer Dingguangxian, who always accompany the leader of Tongtian.

Except for the above-mentioned few, whenever you have any confusion in practice, you can ask Master Tongtian for advice at any time. The other ten thousand immortals can only go to Jin'ao Island to meet the Saint when Master Tongtian is giving lectures.

Because there are so many people, it is impossible for Tongtian Cult Master to answer questions one by one, so the opportunity to give a private lecture is extremely precious.

of course there are exceptions.

For example, the three Yunxiao sisters and Zhao Gongming were very highly regarded by the leader of Tongtian Cult. Because they were apprentices in the arts, they could only be called outer disciples. Especially Yunxiao, one of the Three Heavens, whose magical power is as high as that of the inner disciples. He has set up a nine-bend Yellow River Formation that no one can break except for those with great supernatural powers at the leader level.

"Disciple, I dare to ask Master why there are still four empty futons?" Bixiao asked.

"You still have senior sisters who haven't arrived yet."

Leader Tongtian explained, then turned to look at Lu Bei who was squatting by the grass: "Human King, you and I have a master-disciple relationship, so you can take a seat."

His eyes were very kind, his tone was gentle, and he was a bit coaxing, which surprised the five girls.

What is the relationship between master and disciple? Could it be that Jiejiao has another inner disciple?

This boy is so blessed.

"Thank you, Master, for your appreciation, but..."

"Since we have the relationship of master and disciple, if we don't worship now, how long will it take us to do so?"

"Ah this..."

Lu Beideng was dumbfounded. Tongtian Cult Leader took the initiative to speak, but he refused at this time, which was quite disrespectful. At best, it sounds shameless and he deserves to be ruined by his country and his family. At worst, 24K is just stupid. There is no need to rescue him and he will be sent directly to the crematorium.

He worked hard to become a disciple, and now the opportunity has come...

Forgive him for being upright and wanting to be stupid!

How can I speak without being beaten to death?

Lu Bei scratched his head and scratched his head. Death was not terrible. What was terrible was that even without Tong Tian taking action, five fairies with winged faces stabbed him to death with just one finger.

It would be too tragic to die in the hands of wings.

Lu Bei struggled for a moment, even if he could kneel on Nuwa's knees, he would not bend to the leader of Tongtian Cult.

Back then at the Immortal Mountain, when the Iron Sword Will of the Abandonment Sutra appeared in front of people, he did not kneel down. Now that he knows the virtues of the Abandonment Sutra, he is even less likely to kneel down.

Even if the Sutra of Abandonment is the Sutra of Abandonment and Tongtian is Tongtian, the two have nothing in common except their faces. They are two completely different people, but he still doesn't want to.

"Human King, why do you hesitate?"

Tongtian was puzzled, and the five fairies gradually looked bad, some were frightened, some were angry, and some were pity for the current good fortune.

Rats are short-sighted and cannot be taught!

"So that's how it is. The king of men stands tall and upright, but he is always the leader of the religion. The king of men is not willing to condescend to prostrate himself. But is that so?"

"Ah this..."

Lu Bei scratched his head. This was a good reason, so he used it immediately: "So that the saints will know that Gu's admiration for the leader is like the endless river, and like the Yellow River flooding out of control. Being able to kneel in front of the leader and listen to the lecture, Even if you die, you will be satisfied. People say, 'Hearing the Tao in the morning is enough to die in the evening.' What they are talking about is loneliness."

"Yes?"

"Yes, it burned for a while."

Lu Bei said helplessly: "As the sage said, I would rather take my knees from the straight rather than ask for help from the curve. I once swore to kneel to the sky, to kneel to my parents and the people, but even there, I only half-length salute. Even though the leader is a saint, he still has difficulties..."

"Are you serious about your words? Except for your parents in heaven and the people of the world, you will never kneel down again?"

"Your Majesty, how can your words be false?" Lu Bei put his hands behind his back and said loudly.

"Weird!"

Leader Tongtian waved his hand in front of him, and the water curtain and clouds spread out, revealing the scene of Lu Bei breaking into Nuwa Palace with a sword.

"Mother, there were many people that day, so Xiao Wang will kneel down for you today."

"Xiao Wang made a big mistake because he went crazy that day. After he went back, he closed his door and thought about his mistakes..."

In the water mirror, Lu Bei had a shy face and his knees were as smooth as silk, as if he was a master of this skill who practiced diligently.

It makes me laugh to death, I’m afraid it’s not like I’ve knelt less before!

You bitch, we agreed to deceive the secrets of heaven, and you are plotting against me!

And Tongtian, your face is really not in vain. You don’t do anything that a person can do.

Tell me, you just abandoned the Sutra, right?

Although Lu Bei was shameless and a little embarrassed when facing a public execution, he hesitated and said some things, but he had offended Nuwa first, so he knelt down to admit his mistake to show his sincerity.

The effect was average, the five fairies looked disgusted, and even Yunxiao, whose mood was intangible, had a sneer on his lips at this moment.

What do you mean, Empress Nuwa can kneel, but their master, Master Tongtian, cannot kneel?

Have you been wronged?

They were dissatisfied and remained silent, waiting for the leader of Tongtian Cult to speak.

As far as they know, the master's temper has changed drastically recently, and he has always struck down these hypocrites with a sword.

The saint has the virtue of living well and will not kill everyone, so Tongtian leaves room for his attack. He is only responsible for cutting. After one sword blow, whether the person who was cut can survive depends on God's will.

For example, Long-eared Dingguang Immortal, one of the Seven Immortals who accompanied him, was always highly regarded by Tongtian. Just because he said a kind word to Taoist Zhunti of the Western religion that day, he was seriously injured by the Qingping Sword and his vitality was severely damaged. He is still lying at the gate of Biyou Palace. With.

For several days, no one dared to help me.

You can't speak at this time, but if you scold the ignorant and ignorant king, you are excusing him and preparing to wash the floor later.

"Since the human king is in trouble, the poor Taoist will not force it, so let's forget about the relationship between master and disciple."

To the surprise of the five fairies, Tongtian was particularly easy to talk to today. He was not annoyed even if he was slapped in the face. Even...

Did Master just smile?

Leader Tongtian was filled with regret. He pointed out and interrupted the scene of the water mirror, without showing the second half of the scene where Lu Bei stood up and pinched Nuwa to make her speechless.

There is no other meaning, just to save some face for Nuwa.

Leader Tongtian calculated with his hands, his expression was solemn and solemn, and he sighed: "Pin Dao has calculated it before. If the king of men worships Pindao as his teacher, he will have a long-term marriage with several of Pindao's female disciples. If he cannot become a teacher, the marriage will not be as good as before. It will be broken because of this.”

What the hell, the apprenticeship package allocates more than one Taoist companion?

You didn't tell me earlier!

"Wait, the words of the sage, Gu... Xiao Wang lost his mind just now. If you think about it carefully..."

"You king, you don't need to think about it carefully. The opportunity has been exhausted. There is only a friendship between you and me. Once today is over, there will be no relationship at all."

Leader Tongtian waved his hand to interrupt, pointed to a red futon surrounded by thousands of flowers, and told Lu Bei to sit down obediently and get out after listening.

Lu Bei regretted so much that his intestines turned green, but it wasn't all regret, and he suddenly breathed a sigh of relief.

Although the Taoist couple is good, they are not his beloved wings after all. They just look like and have the same figure. It would be too shameful to kneel down to the face of Qi Li Jing for them.

No regrets, he didn't regret it at all.

Looking at those around him, Lu Bei smiled forcefully. He was a manly man who kept his word. He really didn't regret it at all.

The five fairies also breathed a sigh of relief. The Tongtian leader did not meet Hunjun on Jin'ao Island, but came to Sanxian Island. He made it clear that they and Hunjun had a long-term marriage, but now their fate was broken because Hunjun didn't know how to promote. They all came to Hunjun. Give me a grateful look.

Lu Bei: (_)

In the future, I vow to bloodbath the Three Immortals Island!

"Master, we are here to listen."

Three graceful fairies came in, corresponding in number, just enough to complete the remaining three futons.

The five Yunxiao girls stood up and addressed themselves as senior sister. Lu Bei turned around and looked around, silently crying.

Our Lady of Golden Spirit, Our Lady of Wudang, and Our Lady of Turtle Spirit.

Zhan Hongqu, Han Miaojun, Yan Xiaoshuang.

Good guys, you are all out of luck!

Lu Bei called out to his senior sister a few times, and sat depressed among the flowers. All eight wings, which were within reach, were blown away because his knees were too hard.

If you were soft at that time, now you are all blown away!

Is it too late to regret?

Why is it too late?

Damn it, what does he need this iron rod for?

The appearance of the three immortals of the Golden Spirit Holy Mother became the last straw for Lu Bei. He silently looked at the three buttocks in front of him. No, he looked past the Slaanesh thing and looked at the face of the leader of Tongtian.

Again, the old boy didn’t grow this face in vain!

But don't mention it, the old boy is really good at pinching. These eight are really full of legs with him, which can be called a lifelong marriage.

He is worthy of being a saint. Although his face is ugly, his strength cannot be boasted.

The leader of Tongtian didn't seem to notice it. When he saw Lu Bei looking at him, he smiled at him and said: "Jin Ling, Wudang, Gui Ling, you and others came at the right time. This man is King Zhou of Yin and Shang, and he should be with you and other eight people." I have a long-term marriage, so I will fight with him as my teacher to cut off the marriage for you, so that you can avoid the pain of love."

The three of Jinling Holy Mother were stunned for a moment. Eight, why is the marriage so outrageous? What sins have they committed before?

Fortunately, Master took action, otherwise the consequences would be disastrous.

The three fairies were determined people who were devoted to the Tao and nothing else. Although they were surprised by the unexpected marriage, they quickly corrected their mentality and bowed to thank the leader of Tongtian Cult, leaving three figures behind Lu Bei.

Under the Taoist robe, her buttocks are as plump as the moon, and as delicious and juicy as a fairy peach.

Lu Bei closed his eyes and kept telling himself that if a good horse doesn't turn around, it will be gone. There are still Huang... Yu and Gu Mi in Chaoge City, so they can still focus on the Tao.

"You are all seated, my teacher today is talking about [Morality and Jade Text], broken down into the word morality."

The leader of Tongtian Cult said slowly: "The so-called morality can be divided or combined, and self-cultivation and inquiry are all included in it. Those who seek the Tao will gain the Tao, and those who seek the virtue will gain the virtue. Even those who are immoral and without virtue can change their past mistakes after listening to it. The meaning of the text is profound and comprehensive. Only if you listen carefully can you gain great fortune here."

"Thank you, Master!" x8

Lu Bei: (spoken)

Just say what you say, see what I do, you think I have no morals!

Who here has no morals? Don’t you have a clue?

If not, just look in the mirror and see what you look like.

When the leader of Tongtian Cult preached, there were golden lotuses emerging from the ground, and there was no rays of light, and the main one was ordinary.

To those who are interested, what the Tongtian Cult preaches is the ultimate principle of heaven and earth. A person who practices it will have a great opportunity. To the ears of those who have no chance, well, to Lu Bei, the whole article is empty talk. Everyone understands the truth. , it is of no use in practical terms.

What kind of saint is he who can only speak great principles? He is far worse than Wang Yangming!

If you have the ability, let's do something that combines knowledge and action. Touch a fairy peach and directly grant thousands of years of magical power.

There were no fairy peaches, but there was no shortage of peach buttocks. Lu Bei felt sleepy after hearing this, fearing that Tongtian Cult Master would be petty and misunderstand that he would not give him face. His eyes stopped at the full moon in front of him. This way he avoided being sleepy and his spirits were lifted. .

This ass is indeed Senior Sister Zhan, you are really promising, you are also a great god in the list of gods!

The four major disciples of Master Tongtian are all of great strength. Not to mention the inner disciple Duobao Taoist, he has the highest achievement. He became a Buddha and became the Tathagata Buddha. He is the ruler of the central Buddhist world.

The blessed Virgin of Wudang has a profound fate and escaped from the Ten Thousand Immortals Formation, which became the foundation for the Jie Sect's comeback.

The Holy Mother of the Turtle Spirit was very miserable. She was first seduced and suppressed to reveal her true form, and then she was eaten into an empty shell by mosquitoes. After her death, she had no place in the list of gods.

The only one who is truly on the list of gods is the Holy Mother of the Golden Spirit. During her lifetime, she had great supernatural powers. She killed Princess Hong Jin and Longji in the Ten Thousand Immortals Formation. She fought against the three great masters Manjusri, Samantabhadra and Cihang with her own power. She died from the Dinghai Divine Pearl. sneak attack.

The god Kan Gong Doumu is in charge of Jinque, sits in Dou Mansion, ranks at the head of Zhou Tianlie Su, commands the 84,000 stars to do evil, and is the Lord of Arctic Ziwei.

Kan Gong Doumu, namely Doumu Yuanjun, star lord, Arctic Ziwei Emperor, is in charge of all the stars in the sky.

As for the crape myrtle that was enshrined in Boyikao, it is the purple star in the middle palace among the five stars. It represents the emperor of the world, not one of the eight righteous gods.

Lu Bei stared at the butt of the Holy Mother of the Golden Spirit and lamented that Senior Sister Zhan stood too high. Compared with her, Senior Sister Bai and Senior Brother were not very famous.

The Immortal's senses are so keen. The three Golden Spirit Virgin Mothers at the front were all unhappy. In front of the Tongtian Cult Leader, they couldn't take action to deal with the disciples, so they could only listen and give up for the time being.

After the master leaves, teach him a lesson.

An hour later, Lu Bei relied on the help of three fairies to survive the boring lecture. When he bowed to thank him, his spirit was lifted and he immediately woke up.

The leader of the Tongtian cult strode away, but none of the five fairies made any move. Lu Bei was caught in the fragrant wind and noticed the coldness in the air, secretly thinking that something was wrong.

It is not advisable to stay here for a long time, it is best to leave as soon as possible!

Lu Bei turned around and ran, taking one step forward. His way was blocked by the Holy Mother of the Golden Spirit. Looking left and right, the Holy Mother of Wudang and the Holy Mother of the Turtle Spirit stood with expressionless faces.

From behind, Qiong Xiao and Bi Xiao casually completed the encirclement.

Far away, Yunxiao led Han Zhixian and Caiyun Fairy to watch the fun.

Good guy, this combination is only one drop away from killing the saint.

"Don't block the way. If you have anything important to do, please see Master Tongtian. The stakes in this matter are very high. If you don't tell me, the sect will be in catastrophe, and you will all be in danger of death." Lu Bei said loudly.

"..."x8

No one bird.

"What a master disciple of Jie Jiao, what a Qiu Xian asked, what is your ability to bully a weak man? If you are capable, you don't need magic powers, let's talk with your fists!"

Lu Bei shouted loudly, raised his fist and said: "The ugly words are ahead. I am the king of men, and I have the luck of the Yin and Shang Dynasties. If you dare to make mistakes, you will only be hurt. The Tongtian Cult cannot tolerate you. Heaven cannot tolerate it."

"The king is unjust. We kindly ask this. This is a petition for the people, which has great merit." Our Lady of the Golden Spirit said calmly.

These days, none of the practitioners can say a word or two about the moral high ground, explaining the teachings about heaven, intercepting teachings about kings and ministers, each has its own truth, and in the end, whoever has the bigger fist will be the most reasonable.

This is what cultivating immortality is like!

Lu Bei looked up to the sky and sighed. He was invincible for a lifetime, but he ended up like this. He was really a phoenix with no feathers, no better than a chicken.

One day the hair will grow all the way, and I will wait for you to wait for the water to flow back!

Just wait, there will be a time when you will overthrow the nest and lay all your eggs!

Lu Bei knew in his heart that there was probably no way to avoid today's disaster. He was invincible and full of arrogance. He perked up, looked around at the familiar faces, and said coldly: "No slaps in the face."

Bang!

The world was spinning, and someone kicked Lu Bei in the butt. He flew straight out of Sanxian Island, soared in the clouds and mist, and fell into the sea with a splash.

Is there anything worse than a featherless phoenix that is worse than a chicken?

have.

Drowned chicken.

Lu Bei bared his teeth and drank water, heading towards the distant horizon. Although he was not beaten to death on the spot, his buttocks really hurt.

The so-called cause and effect means that you admire someone's butt openly, but because you forgot to negotiate with them, the reason is untenable. In retribution, you will be kicked hard, and your butt will also be kicked.

Lu Bei was swimming. Because his butt hurt so much, he turned into a submarine several times. He swam fast and sank fast.

Feeling that the small electric motor unit he was proud of was damaged, he choked a few mouthfuls of sea water: "Thirty years to the east of Hedong, thirty years to the west of Hexi, let's see, how much Lu drank today, I will let you spit it out another day How many!"

As he spoke, he took two more sips.

So salty!

Lu Bei spent a lot of effort and swam for an unknown length of time. He saw a small fishing boat near the sea and called the boatman for help, but the other party only focused on fishing.

The wind moved the boat and gradually drifted towards the shore.

Lu Bei had no choice but to paddle through the water with both arms. When he was less than 20 meters away from the coast, he put his hands on the side of the boat and said angrily: "Boatman, do you know that there is a law in the Yin Dynasty that states that people who are seen dying on the beach will not be saved." , to confiscate the family and exterminate the clan?"

The old fisherman opened his eyes, woke up from a deep sleep, and said in surprise: "Why did this gentleman say this? I have been fishing for many years, how come I don't know that the Yin Shang Dynasty still has such rules?"

"Hurry, it'll be there soon."

At the pull of the old fisherman, Lu Bei climbed onto the fishing boat and laid his body on the fishing net.

Suddenly, he glanced out of the corner of his eye and saw the old fisherman fishing with a straight hook. He sat up in shock and asked the fisherman who he was.

Say, you are Jiang Ziya!

It shouldn’t be. Counting the time, Jiang Ziya is still farming in the Kunlun Mountains. How could he be fishing here?

Traveled through time again?

"Human King, I just heard you say that I have something important to tell you. If I don't tell you, the Jiejiao is facing a great disaster. I just figured it out and made a special trip here to wait for you. Why, the Human King doesn't recognize Pindao?"

The old fisherman laughed loudly, raised his hand and wiped it on his face, revealing the true appearance of the Tongtian Cult Master.

That is the face of the Abandonment Sutra!

Lu Bei was so angry that he was half dead. If he hadn't been convinced that the world of gods was born because of him, he would have suspected that the leader of the Tongtian cult was abandoning the scriptures and pretending to be a ghost just to have fun with him.

Not to mention, the Abandonment Sutra can really do it. As the saying goes, "The Great God deceives corpses, and each generation is worse than the last." Abandoning dogs have no quality.

"It turns out that the saint was in front of him. He was seriously injured, so he stopped bowing."

Lu Bei groaned and lay down: "The saint has a big belly and is very different from your disciples. He will definitely not blame Gu, right?"

"It's hard to say that the human king is scornful of the few disciples of Pindao. Pindao comes to ask for an explanation. It's not impossible to have a reasonable and evidence-based explanation."

"I have a long-lasting marriage with them, and I even slept with them in my previous life!"

"Oh, what do you say?"

The leader of Tongtian Cult was quite surprised and raised his hand to calculate: "It's strange that I didn't calculate it. Can the King of Human Beings make it clear?"

Lu Bei was silent. How dare he say such nonsense.

"Human King, are you in Jiuzhou Continent?"

boom! ! !

Lu Bei's scalp exploded, he sat up and looked at Master Tongtian with wide eyes in shock. Such a powerful saint could even calculate these things.

No wonder he ordered all the wings, and the love has already arrived!

Wait a minute……

Why can Master Tongtian count, but Nuwa can't? Doesn't my mother-in-law have no face?

"you……"

Lu Bei narrowed his eyes slightly, gritted his teeth and said: "Abandon! Leave! Sutra!"

"Young Sect Master, I haven't seen you for many years, but you still look so refreshed!"

Abandonment Jing laughed loudly, held it in for a long time, burst out in one breath, and burst into tears.

If you look carefully, you can see that he is clearly holding a jade slip in his hand.

It was also recorded!

I feel so good about you...╰ひ╯

Lu Bei cursed in his heart, his eyes were about to burst into flames. Finally, he smiled slightly and patted the kelp on his shoulder: "Playing with a few concubines is just for fun, the old sect master laughed!"

"If you don't believe me, young sect master, would you dare to invite several ladies to confront you face to face?"

"..."

If the smell is too strong, it means the Sutra of Abandonment has not escaped!

Lu Bei couldn't bear it any longer, so he rushed forward, thrust his hands straight into Qi Li Jing's neck, and smashed it onto the beach with a thud.

The boat docked.

The Abandonment Sutra stood up, took one step forward, and lotuses grew under his feet, and he turned into the leader of the Tongtian Cult wearing the Eight Trigrams Immortal Clothes and carrying the Qingping Sword at his waist.

"It's not fair. Why did you become a saint and Lu became a fool?"

"Young Sect Master, it's always been this way!"

"..."

It's true, from being too plain to being too dark, it seems that he has always been wise and tactful.

Full of doubts, Lu Bei got up and looked up and down at Qi Li Jing, and said straight to the point: "How long have you been here?"

"Not much, fifty years."

"It's not much. It's enough for Lu to become invincible ten times."

Lu Bei nodded, with more doubts in his heart. The world of gods came into existence because of him, turning the novel plot in his mind into reality. There was no reason why the Sutra of Abandonment came first and then him. It didn't make sense.

Then I thought about it, whether he came first would not affect the setting of the Sutra of Abandonment fifty years ago.

This thought made me even more angry.

Why, he also wants to be the leader of Tongtian!

Yuanshi Tianzun is also fine, as long as it's not Zhunti, it's easy to discuss.

Qi Li Jing smiled and said nothing, his strange eyes made Lu Bei's hair stand on end, and then said: "Young Sect Master, you are a mortal who can't watch stars or read divination. How can you know so much? It's like... you I already knew it."

"What's the meaning?"

While Lu Bei was shocked, he realized something.

If, he meant if, as the Sutra of Abandonment said, there would be a world of gods first, and then the Sutra of Abandonment would enter the scene with him one by one, replacing the leader of Tongtian and King Zhou, and everything would be logical.

Can……

Where does the Legend of the Gods come from? Is the Yellow Emperor in the Palace also a time-traveling party?

Lu Bei was horrified. He calmed down. It was not that he couldn't accept it. Looking at Qi Li Jing's meaningful smile, he shook his head repeatedly and said: "I am who I am, and I am not pretending to be someone. The old sect master can rest assured that Lu is not the middle palace man." Huangdi."

"Qimou knows that the young sect leader has an extraordinary temperament. No one in the world can match him many times. The Yellow Emperor in the middle palace cannot learn from him."

Qi Lijing first highly praised Lu Bei, and then said: "Qi Li is curious about how the young sect leader knows everything. Can you tell me the secrets here slowly?"

Lu Bei was silent when he heard this, and after a while he said: "Leave this formation, and it's not too late to discuss it again."

Qi Li Jing nodded and wanted to ask about the future trend related to the identity of Tongtian Cult Master, but Lu Bei said in advance: "Quick, the old sect master quickly transfers the magic power. When Lu returns to be invincible, you and I can break out of the formation. "

"It can't be passed on. Qi's magical powers are all acquired through re-cultivation. With the young master's understanding, it is not difficult to regain invincibility for a lifetime." Qi Li Jing said solemnly.

Why do I not believe it so much!

Lu Bei was suspicious, because it was the Sutra of Abandonment and he didn't believe a word of it.

The Sutra of Abandonment took out a Qiankun bag, handed it to Lu Bei, and said solemnly: "This world is very special. There are days, changes, crises, misfortunes and blessings. Don't underestimate this world. If you practice hard, you will be able to Break through the original shackles of heaven and reach a higher level."

Well said, then the question is, why did the Yellow Emperor in the palace send the opportunity to his door?

Qi Li understood it from his heart: "It doesn't matter if it's east, west, north, south, or south. Qi knows that this world is mysterious and extraordinary. The God's List is a good treasure. If you can learn it successfully, it can help the young sect master break the situation."

Needless to say, it has been fixed long ago!

Lu Bei weighed the Qiankun bag in his hand, stretched out his hand and said: "Here are some good treasures. I don't want the Qing Ping Sword. The Four Swords of Zhu Xian and the Six Soul Banner are all fine. If Lu doesn't choose anything, it's really not possible. I'll give you the gift of marriage." All my good friends were sent to Chaoge."

"Spiritual creatures know people, and the young sect master cannot surrender. The fairies are cruel, and the young sect master cannot surrender. Qimou advises the young sect master not to bring shame on himself!" Qi Li Jing said kindly.

Bah, you just want to watch Lu have fun!

Lu Bei was so angry that he couldn't do anything to the other party. The difference in strength was even greater than before.

I had no choice but to give up.

He frowned and said: "Not to mention how dangerous this formation is, just creating a world and breaking away from the way of heaven is a great magical power that can conquer the creation of heaven and earth. Has the old sect master found a way to break it?"

"Not yet, but Qi has a hundred ways to test Bai Ling."

"Come quickly."

"Gathering together the invincible power of heaven, earth and man, we join forces and we are unstoppable."

It's three invincibles joining forces again, can't you try a new trick?

Also, where can I find Taisu now? He can't break it again, right?

Lu Bei was about to open his mouth to ridicule, when he suddenly realized that he seemed to have grasped a life-saving straw, and said ecstatically: "Where is Yun Zuoyu, where is Brother Yun now?"

"Kunlun Mountain, Yuxu Palace."

"Wonderful!"

Lu Bei raised his head and laughed, and said sternly: "When Lu regains his cultivation, you will be the leader of Tongtian, and Brother Yun will be the Yuanshi Tianzun. We will have no rivals in front of us!"

"Fellow Daoist Yun is not Senior Brother Yuanshi." Qi Li Jing poured a basin of cold water on him.

"Randeng Taoist?"

Lu Bei frowned. It was okay. Although his character was a bit poor, the achievement of rebuilding his invincible cultivation would definitely be better than the original Ran Deng.

Good guy, you can’t even be a Buddha in the past.

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"It's not a burning lamp."

"Ah... Nanjixianweng or Guangchengzi?"

Lu Bei was surprised. He couldn't be the real Huanglong. That would be too desolate, not even as good as a third-generation disciple.

"neither."

"Stop being so pretentious, who is it?"

Speaking of the third generation of disciples, Lu Bei's eyes lit up. As expected, it must be Jiang Ziya who became a god on behalf of heaven.

"Shen Gongbao."

Lu Bei: (_)

It turns out to be Taoist Master Shen. I am disrespectful and disrespectful. Remember to go to Chaoge for tea another day and I will grant you the title of Imperial Master.

"It is indeed him. To be honest with the old sect leader, what Lu is thinking is exactly the same."

Lu Bei said with a clear conscience that he was right. In a sense, Shen Gongbao was also a person who became a god on behalf of heaven, and he had a greater responsibility than Jiang Ziya.

Even so, Lu Bei still disliked it, why was it Shen Gongbao?

Xiaoyun, my eldest brother is not telling you how you got such a bad behavior!

"How much mana has Xiaoyun recovered now?"

"Not bad, much better than his fellow disciple Jiang Shang."

"..."

Trash, claiming to be invincible!

Lu Bei showed disgust on his face, unabashedly, and said bluntly: "Xiaoyun can't be counted on anymore. When he becomes invincible again, the title of god will be over. The old sect master quickly helped me and gave me a dual cultivation method. Then send several of Lu’s wives to Chaoge and do everything as soon as possible, this is the only way we can do it.”

"Young Master, please open the treasure bag and you will know at a glance."

What do you mean, it doesn’t teach or teach secrets?

Lu Bei touched the Qiankun bag with his hand. In addition to the untold secrets of Xuanmen, there was also a yellow booklet. When he looked at it, a few big words were particularly eye-catching, which made his breath stop.

Human Emperor Daozang!

To be precise, Lu Bei opened the cover and his breath stopped when he saw the second page.

This person, Emperor Daozang, had practiced in the past, and had some relationship with Guangchengzi of Yuxu Palace and Xuannv of the Nine Heavens of Heaven. After his merits were perfected, that person went to Huoyun Cave and sat in the third place.

"Old sect leader, understand me! I am a close friend!"

Lu Bei grinned, Yin Yang Avenue was the most suitable for him as a Taoist cultivator.

"Young sect master is joking. You dare not be a close friend. How can you not know who you are?" Qi Li Jing said cheerfully.

"That's right. In that case, let's go to the Three Immortals Island. You can quickly recruit those female immortals and let them open the door to Lu." Lu Bei was in a hurry. He had no other intention. He just wanted to do it as soon as possible. Recover the invincible magic power.

Unexpectedly, Qi Li Jing shook his head repeatedly: "Young Sect Leader, Qi can do such a despicable thing, just open his mouth, but as for you, ask yourself, can you do it when you see those faces?"

This is unreasonable. If you don’t try, why should you say that Lu can’t do it?

Lu Bei was dissatisfied. After thinking about it, it seemed that he really couldn't do it. His moral quality was very high.

"Then what should we do? We can't be like Xiaoyun, only a little better than his classmate Jiang Shang, right?"

"Young Master, don't be humble. You can cultivate to be invincible in three to five years. Is it difficult to do it again?"

Right!

Lu Bei nodded. As long as he was given a chance, he, King Zhou, could turn the world upside down and transform the gods into his own shape.

It only takes one lifetime to be invincible, it won’t take three to five years!

so……

"Old sect leader, please give me an accurate estimate of when these marriages will be finalized."

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Twelve thousand words, please vote for me!

I posted it early yesterday, intentionally and accidentally. I had insomnia the day before yesterday and stayed up all night. I had already written it all, so I just posted it.

The number of words may be less tomorrow. I will go out with my daughter on Saturday. I would like to say hello in advance and forgive me.