This mage is a real dog
Volume 2 Frontier Situation Chapter 313 Don't Know Medicine
"You bastard, I let you go around playing with women. Now that you are better, your kidneys have failed. I really regret marrying you."
He Lian also rushed over and kept beating Han Jun.
But after beating her a few times, she sat aside and started crying.
Han Jun came over and said, "Honey, don't worry, I will definitely correct myself in the future and never mess around again."
He Lian raised her head and asked, "Where is the 20,000 yuan I gave you yesterday?"
Han Jun said hesitantly: "Hua...hua."
"He's looking for a woman again! I believe you are a ghost."
He Lian slapped him again, then stood up and left.
"What the hell is this!"
Han Jun was also covering his face now and sighed helplessly.
Yang Xiaowu laughed at the side. He didn't expect that he looked so honest, but turned out to be so carefree!
Han Jun glanced at him and said: "Brothers, we are all men. What's so funny? I don't believe you don't want the red flag to stay at home and the colorful flags to flutter outside."
Yang Xiaowu shook his head and replied: "I'm not that bothered."
Han Jun looked disdainful and said: "Are you lying here? Men are not careless. Unless you are not a man, why don't you feel comfortable?"
For a moment, Yang Xiaowu didn't know how to answer.
Han Jun threw over a list and said, "Look at it and see what symptoms you have! Then just ask me to prescribe medicine."
Hearing this, Yang Xiaowu could not help but be stunned and asked: "Is this how you treat patients?"
Han Jun took out a bag of snacks and ate them, then replied: "Otherwise! I don't know medical skills."
"What?"
Yang Xiaowu was also very shocked by his answer. The person who opened the clinic didn't know any medical skills.
At this moment, a group of fierce-looking people walked in.
Seeing this, Han Jun stood up quickly and asked, "What can you do?"
One of the bald middle-aged men came out, looked at him and said, "Boy, you forgot about me so quickly!"
"Who are you?"
Han Jun looked at this person and felt that he seemed familiar.
"You are so noble and forgetful! I came to you a few days ago to see my illness. After taking your medicine, my illness not only did not heal, but also became more serious. What should I do?"
Wu Fen touched his bald head with a cruel look on his face.
Hearing this, Han Jun also thought about it. He randomly grabbed some immortal medicine and gave it to this person. Unexpectedly, he actually had problems after taking it. He quickly showed a smile and said: "Brother, that's definitely not me."
Regarding the medicine, I guess you may have eaten something else to upset your stomach!"
snap
The next moment, Wu Fen immediately slapped him across the face and cursed: "Fart, I've looked at all the medicines you prescribed. They're a mess. There's even medicine for hemorrhoids in them. You're treating me like a monkey."
Right!"
Han Jun felt his head buzzing after being slapped, and he began to feel dizzy.
"Hit him for me"
Wu Fen immediately gave instructions to his men.
Then a group of people rushed into the mountainous area and punched and kicked Han Jun.
And Han Jun could only curl up and protect the vital parts of his body.
After a while, Wu Fen felt that he was almost done, so he asked his men to stop and said: "Brothers, please smash this place and let this quack doctor harm people. If there is no unwritten rule,
If you can’t kill the doctor, I will definitely have to kill you.”
"Smash"
Then a group of people started smashing everywhere.
Soon the room became a mess.
Yang Xiaoxiao thought that there was something wrong with his lack of medical skills!
Han Jun struggled to stand up. He felt blood flowing into his eyes and quickly rubbed them.
At this time, Wu Fen came over, grabbed his collar, and said: "Boy, this matter is not over yet. You will compensate me one hundred thousand in three days, otherwise we will have to taste the taste of your beautiful wife."
Ha ha
Yang Xiaowu couldn't help but laugh when he looked at Han Jun's embarrassed look.
Wu Fen looked at Yang Xiaowu and kept giggling, and shouted quickly: "Boy, what are you giggling about?"
Yang Xiaowu said: "I promise to cure you, and the results will be immediate."
Wu Fen glanced at him and asked, "What if it can't be cured?"
Yang Xiaowu smiled and said: "If it can't be cured, just take it apart."
Seeing how confident he was, Wu Fen said, "Okay, I'll see what tricks you play. If you can't cure me, I'll tear you apart too."
"no problem"
Yang Xiaowu immediately went to grab the medicine. After all, he could be regarded as a doctor after studying with Urdong for so long.
"Are you really good at treating illnesses?"
Han Jun saw him busy in front of the medicine cabinet and quickly came over to ask.
Yang Xiaowu just smiled and continued to work.
Then he quickly grabbed the medicine and went to take it.
An hour later, Han Jun came out with a bowl of medicine and said to Wu Fen: "Brother, the medicine is ready."
However, one person stopped him and said, "What if your medicine is poisonous?"
Han Jun said with a smile: "If this is poisonous, why don't you kill me?"
"Look at how timid you are, go away."
Wu Fen took the medicine directly and drank it in one gulp.
And after drinking, his expression couldn't help but change.
The person next to me quickly asked: "Brother, are you okay?"
"Go find me a toilet, quickly."
Wu Fen also quickly ran out with his legs crossed.
Yang Xiaowu thought to himself that the effect was really fast! The effect was immediate.
Han Jun looked puzzled, wondering what was going on.
After a while, Wu Fen came back and said to Yang Xiaowu with a smile on his face: "Brother! Your medicine is really useful. I haven't had such a happy poop in several years."
"I'll prescribe you two more pairs. Just go back and finish eating."
Yang Xiaowu looked indifferent.
"I'm sorry about this today. I'll treat you to a drink when I have time."
Wu Fen patted Han Jun's arm and left with a smile while holding the medicine.
Han Jun started to clean up the drug store, and at the same time said to Yang Xiaowu: "Brother, you are so good, do you want to come to work at my place? The salary is easy to talk about."
Yang Xiaowu sat down and said, "I don't have the time, and you don't have medical skills. What if this happens again?"
Han Jun said nonchalantly: "The worst I can do is get a beating! Doctors have privileges here anyway, and people in the city tacitly won't do anything to doctors, so even if I don't know medical skills, I still want to be a doctor."
Yang Xiaowu smiled and said: "Then you usually get beaten a lot, right?"
Han Jun waved his hand and replied: "That's not true. This is just a small probability event. After all, medicines are very expensive here. I can treat minor problems and it will be fine. I can't do anything about big problems!"
Yang Xiaowu thought that he was quite smart, and it would be great if he could have an informant here, so he decided to give him some support.
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