This master brother is not right

A person’s life.

There will always be some helpless moments.

For example, marrying the wrong wife.

For example, filling in the wrong volunteer.

For example… fed the wrong aphrodisiac.

“Really, I didn’t do it on purpose, Miss Ping’er, trust me~.”

Facing Yin Ping’er’s eyes that were becoming more and more hateful, and at the same time more and more moist, Qi Tian helplessly spread his hands, and his tone of defense was rare.

Who the hell would have expected such a thing? !

He would never have thought that one day he would make such an idiotic and low-level mistake.

For a brilliant alchemist.

Taking the wrong elixir is even more outrageous than a singer who is out of tune, and a butcher who doesn’t claim his name!

When I go back, I will put a label on each bottle of pill!

This thought flashed through his mind, and Qi Tian had no choice but to face the reality.

What is reality?

The reality is that in this brothel where people get drunk in the spring night, in a closed warm boudoir, the weak and beautiful girl has no power to resist, her pretty face is full of spring, her eyes are like water…

It’s not about the love of a concubine.

Instead, a bird man drugged the girl.

“…”

Yin Ping’er’s face turned red.

In fact, her heart was completely dead.

The moment Qi Tian opened the stopper of the vial, she smelled the familiar scent – the sixth-ranked Rouge Khan in the “Thirteen Wonderful Fragrances” of the Hehuan Sect!

The ultimate secret medicine that can make a Righteous Nascent Soul burn with lust!

Her first thought at the time was, why did the dignified leader of the Qingyun sect have such a thing?

Her second thought was…

It’s over, my wife is over.

It is impossible for her at the Golden Core Realm to resist this kind of secret medicine.

And the way to relieve the effect of this [Rouge Khan] medicine is well known to everyone, so it is inconvenient to explain it clearly.

Qi Tian also knew it well.

At this time, he is engaged in a battle between heaven and man.

Although I used to think about when I would give my virginity to the girls in the brothel, that was just what he thought when he was bored. In his bones, he was actually a clean-spirited person.

I’m full of lies.

I never tire of destroying people.

I also bully small animals.

But I know, I am a pure and good boy!

——Could it be that my first time is really going to be handed over to a prostitute who knows how many times he has received customers, who may be suffering from all kinds of illnesses and has no feelings at all?

Please forgive me for not accepting it!

Not to mention the universal view of this world.

Even with the open mind of modern people, he can’t accept it!

Sorry, this is the first time I want to give true love.

Thinking of the Fourth Junior Sister QingElegant countenance.

Thinking of Master’s delicate face under the moon.

There is no need to bend down or sit down, he straightened his back confidently to show it.

I didn’t.

I won’t do anything to you either!

Qi Tian walked towards Yin Ping’er with lofty thoughts. He thought of the popular method in some novels to solve this situation, that is to throw the victim into cold water.

Although I don’t know if it will be useful.

But Qi Tian was still going to give it a try. He was going to throw this unlucky thing into the flood water outside the city to calm down.

“untie!”

The little supernatural power [Tortoise Shell Binding] is untied.

Yin Ping’er immediately trembled and wriggled on the ground like a maggot.

Her gauze skirt has become somewhat translucent.

She was sweating profusely at this moment, which shows how hard this golden elixir of acacia is working. At this moment, the magic power of restraining her real essence is even stronger, trying to force out the annoying spring poison.

At this moment, Qi Tian walked towards her.

Yin Ping’er thought that the sword body was coveting her body, so she let out a low growl like a wounded beast, and suddenly took out a black stick from the side.

“do not come!!”

Qi Tian stopped abruptly.

He looked at the thing vigilantly.

This thing’s brilliance is dim and its patterns are ancient and clumsy. It’s hard to tell what kind of magic weapon it is, but it’s definitely not an easy thing for Yin Ping’er to rely on as the last resort at this moment.

He didn’t move forward, but asked: “Miss Ping’er, as a member of the Hehuan sect, would actually suffer from this rouge sweat. It really puzzles Qi.”

I don’t understand you grandma!

Why do you think that I, a golden elixir, can withstand the poison of aphrodisiac, which even the Nascent Soul Realm can’t handle?

Surnamed Qi!

You are mocking, right?

“Girl, if you can trust me, why don’t you ask Qi to throw you into the flood to dissolve the fire with water?”

Yin Ping’er was even more speechless.

If this thing can be removed after taking a cold shower, then what qualifications does it have to be listed in [Thirteen Strange and Obscene Fragrances]?

confirmed!

The Xiantian Sword Body asked questions knowingly, and the suggestions it made lacked basic common sense.

He is simply insulting himself!

Shit, people in the righteous way are really hypocritical!

Yin Ping’er let out a breath of hot air.

She tightly held the black unknown magic weapon in her hand, and looked at Qi Tian.

“Don’t come here… If you come here again, I’ll suck this Mr. Horn in!”

“?”

“As long as you block it with Mr. Jiao, you won’t be able to come in…”

“?”

Oh, so that black one is Mr. Jiao.

Although this thing was a commodity in ancient times and was despised by honest men and gentlemen, it is not uncommon in the world of wind and moon.

No!

The point is not here!

The key point is Yin Ping’er’s brain circuit!

As long as the old lady blocks it one step ahead, yours will never come in!

Qi Tian was threatened.

He was momentarily at a loss for words.

The other party spoke clearly, logically, and decisively, even a little more ruthlessly than a ruthless person.

It’s a werewolf!

If other women encountered this kind of situation, they would at most think of biting their tongues to kill themselves, and those who were more violent would at most think of dying together. You, Yin Ping’er, actually thought of preemptive strikes, expecting the enemy to be the first…

This angle is too tricky.

This thinking is too clear.

It always makes people feel that something is wrong.

But after thinking about it carefully, it seems that there is nothing wrong.

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After all, logically speaking, it is completely tenable.

Rarely, Qi Tian’s mind is a little messed up.

He had to admit that there was something wrong with Yin Ping’er’s operation. Because his mind was overloaded, something might have gone wrong at this time.

He stood on the spot, covering his forehead.

You have to… think about it.

While the little fox was going to the door to let the wind go, he wanted to sit down and reason about the logic.

Suddenly, the jade slip in his arms shook.

This time it is not Gu Qingyao’s jade slip.

There are generally two types of transmission tools commonly used in the cultivation world.

One is medium and long-distance message transmission, across thousands of mountains and rivers, even the best-endurance carrier pigeons will be exhausted, so it requires a cultivator to carry out encrypted flying sword transmission.

The other is short-distance communication for daily use.

With the jade slips of both parties as the carrier, short-distance information transmission can be carried out, which is equivalent to a local area network, and it is not a big problem to carry out some informal daily exchanges.

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According to the distance between Hongyang City and Qingyun Mountain, a jade slip is enough.

There are many jade slips on Qi Tian.

Each corresponds to a person.

There is Gu Qingyao, there are two junior sisters, there is also the teacher who is in charge, and there is Li Shishi…

Li Shishi talks the most. If you don’t turn off the reminder of incoming letters, it will keep shaking all day long!

But this time it’s not the bear loli.

It’s another loli…

Qi Tian took out the jade slip.

There are a few short lines of text on it. .

【Where did you go? 】

[Qi Tian, ​​answer quickly! 】

【Are you in Hongyang? 】

[I heard that you recently got very close to a lady from a rich family? 】

Master, this is…

Back to Qingyun?

Qi Tian thought about it, and still sent a question mark.

The other side was silent for a few breaths.

[Why haven’t you come back yet? 】

These words are just cold words.

But for some reason, Qi Tian always felt that Wang Shu must be pouting when he said this sentence.

The little face must be full of gloomy expressions.Affection.

The head that was dizzy from this strange-thinking Acacia witch gradually calmed down.

There was a touch of warmth in my heart.

Although I kind of want to go back and have a look now, the matter of Hongyang City has not been dealt with yet.

Fourth Junior Sister is going up the mountain.

Honghong wants to find her father.

So, he won’t be able to go back for a while.

Just when Qi Tian was about to explain something, the system came unexpectedly again.

[Option 1: Turn yellow! You have to ask why, because I am helping a poor girl who has lost her way, and I must save her in dire straits! Reward: Acacia sect true biography secret book “Into Desire and Forget Love”]

[Option 2: Burn it up! Ask why, because… we are Fairy Tail! Reward: Return Wind Dance Willow Sword +1]

“…”

Burn nm!

Fuck it up!

——–corpse.