This master brother is not right

“Doctor, Mafeisan.”

Elder Yang took a deep breath: “If you don’t use Mafeisan, it will hurt people to death.”

“unnecessary!”

Yun Mie suddenly shouted: “Shoot directly! I can hold on!”

He has experienced too much in just a few days.

His mind was tense to the extreme, but he didn’t dare to relax at all.

The Yun family was completely destroyed.

In order to give some people an explanation, the Burning Yang Sect is nowThe Yun family is being searched throughout the city.

Who knew that as soon as I closed my eyes.

Can you open your eyes next time?

Even if he dies!

Also wake up and die!

“Okay, let’s go straight to the knife.”

After the Taoist laughed, he picked up the knife, and then put it down suddenly.

He took out a wine gourd and poured it into his mouth. Just when Yang Lao and Yun Mie thought he was going to use wine to sterilize the knife, this guy actually swallowed it!

“You… Doctor, what are you doing!”

“Drink, how can I have the courage to operate on him if I don’t drink?”

He was drunk, and immediately laughed boldly: “Don’t worry, I will save this young master!”

Elder Yang glanced at him gratefully.

29 Although he still wanted to kill the Taoist priest after he succeeded, but this did not prevent him from being grateful now.

Elder Yang suddenly frowned and said, “Doctor, did you make a mistake?”

The Taoist laughed and looked down: “Oh, that’s right.”

He scratched his dirty hair in embarrassment, shook his hands, and hiccupped: “Uh, it seems that I drank a little too much, but don’t worry, we’ll start again.”

Yun Mie: “…”

“do not mind the details.”

The laughing Taoist was busy with his hands, and his smile was a little drunk: “A lot of famous doctors are actually not as good as me. Last time there was a cultivator who stuffed a flying sword into his ass. I was able to save him. What do you think?” What, what a trifle, sprinkle water.”

The laughing Taoist put all his strength into his hands, and with a bang, he pulled out a sweet potato half-gnawed by a pig from behind Yun Mie.

Yun Mie was biting a towel tightly in his mouth.

Beads of sweat dripped down with his trembling.

It can be seen that he is suffering from great pain and even more terrifying mental pollution.

“Why is there a sweet potato…”

Daoist Xiao really couldn’t laugh anymore.

He pulled it carefully, and took out another string of dirty prayer beads: “My young master! What the hell did you stuff up your ass! The Buddha will kill you!”

One by one Buddha beads are nestled inside.

Actually, this string of Buddhist beads is nothing.

When he saw a corner of a token protruding from it, Daoist Laughing understood.

This is a nightmare shared by patients and doctors.

When he glanced over with his divine sense and saw the metal token pass through the intestinal tract and firmly wedged into the back wall, he couldn’t help but feel a phantom pain-like sour feeling.

“… Awesome, awesome.”

Daoist Xiao was in a complicated mood. He, who never comforted patients, encouraged Yun Mie this time, telling him to bear it, bear it again, and he will come out soon.

He felt like a midwife.

Seeing this metal token stuck deep in the intestines, the laughing man can’t help feeling the development of the times, the liberation of people’s minds, and wondering what kind of pleasure this game will produce.

In the Shushan Sword Sect, he enjoyed the name of “Chrysanthemum Cracking Master”. Over the years, he has handled many people’s buttocks, and occasionally found some small surprises inside.

Like a brush.

For example, a piece of graphite.

For example, an unsewn tiger-toed shoe.

Perhaps, the patient wants to try to write a masterpiece handed down in his body, or maybe he just wants to test whether his sewing skills can be recognized by the rectum.

He laughed and said that people can say that they have experienced hundreds of battles!

He has seen everything!

But this is the first time I have encountered such a terrible thing.

How did that token get stuffed in? Why is the sweet potato half eaten?

After pulling out the metal token, he pulled out a childlike spinning top from it.

Daoist Xiao couldn’t tell whether it was a personal taste or a post-modern performance art in the cultivation world.

He became more focused than ever before.

Concentrated, his forehead was covered with sweat.

“Clang—”

The moment the large spinning top was taken out, he suddenly wanted to hug his head and cry with Old Yang beside him.

Laughing Taoist feels that he has enlightened.

You know that chrysanthemums don’t need Buddhist beads.

You know that chrysanthemums can’t eat sweet potatoes.

You also know that Chrysanthemum can’t play with a spinning top.

But what does that matter? None of this prevents them from appearing in a man’s rectum.

Because they are so free!

He felt that his state had loosened a bit, obviously this was a step closer to the state of leaving the body.

The laughing Taoist let out a long breath.

A smile appeared on his face again, and after Yun Mie cleaned up, he began to sew.

“Okay! You’re done!”

But Yun Mie didn’t relax at all, he was going crazy with anger: “Knife…your knife!”

The laughing Taoist was stunned for a moment, and then slapped his head angrily: “Fuck, why did you put this in you! Hold on, I’ll help you take it apart and take it out.”

Old Yang looked at his young master lovingly.

Yun Mie said in a low voice: “I’m going to kill this damned quack! Cut him into pieces!”

Laughing Taoist didn’t hear it.

He was scratching his head: “Huh? Where did I leave the knife?”

“This way, no, is it this way?”

Yun Mie clenched his teeth firmly.

He swears that as long as he is well, he must draw out this bastard’s soul!

But the development of the matter was beyond his expectation.

“Bang bang bang!”

There was a violent knock on the door.

Accompanied by a man’s angry shout: “Open the door! We are chasing fugitives, the people in the house, have you ever seen an old man with a wounded son?”

After a brief silence.

Daoist Xiao didn’t bother to take out the knife, so he jumped out of the window and fled, shouting as he fled!”The 600 in the house are fugitives!”

“…”

These two people have murderous intentions towards themselves from the beginning to the end. They laughed and said, “Who are they cheating?”

…

…

When Qi Tian saw Taoist Xiao for the first time.

His perception is completely different from Yun Mie’s.

When Qi Lingyun and Xiao Taoist found him, Qi Tian was still sleeping on a cliff with a beautiful scenery.

A burst of clear and distant poems disturbed his lucid dreams.

“Singing high to Chang’an is far away, but walking on the towering clouds and cold.”

“Two swords bear true martial arts, three smiles lead to the avenue!”

The sound of the poem trumpet came from far to near, and it came very quickly.

Qi Tian yawned, knowing that the strength of the incoming person was not bad, at least at the Nascent Soul level.

When he looked up, he happened to see Daoist Laughing.

Dark blue Taoist gown, blossoming with clear and flowing clouds.

Wide sleeves and slow belts, fluttering and no crown on the top of the head.

There are two long swords slanted on his back.

With loose long hair and a carefree appearance, he is no longer a dirty Taoist priest playing in the world, but a strange Taoist who looks young but has a vicissitudes of life, looking at Qi Tian with a smile on his face.

do not know why.

When Qi Tian saw this person for the first time, the chrysanthemum slid over for no reason and felt a chill in his heart.

He nodded.

Then she looked at Qi Lingyun.

Ok……

is a beauty.

“I come from Shushan Sword Sect. I am the daughter of the head teacher. This time I came here to recognize my relatives.”

Oops!

It’s a trouble!

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