This master brother is not right
Chapter 268
“When we do business in Maoshan, we can’t just fly around like you sword fairies. We often face the dilemma of not having a bed to sleep in, so this is very convenient.”
Lin Shisan introduced loudly: “Not only that! This kind of vehicle also comes with [Six Ghosts Carrying the Coffin Art]. That ghost is playing the suona while carrying you away!”
“Besides, you can also collect corpses for relatives and friends…”
He shouted loudly: “Comrades! Is anyone interested in this nanmu bullock cart? Today is the day for big sales and big sales! All are 70% off, everything is 70% off!”
The others turned their faces away.
I don’t want to look at this unlucky guy.
“Brother Xie, what do you think?”
“You bullock cart…”
Xie Yunliu held it back for a long time, and finally said something against his will: “Very creative, very good.”
Grandpa takes spicy food.
“Are you interested in buying one?”
“Compared to the bullock cart coffin, I’m actually more interested in your Maoshan corpse refining and expelling corpses.”
Xie Yunliu is like a quack.
29 He rubbed his hands obscenely.
They sneaked up behind Lin Shisan.
He was looking at the cloaked zombie behind Lin Shisan, and he stretched out his hand to take a look.
Lin Shisan, who was always smiling, suddenly froze.
He suppressed the murderous intent in his heart, and pressed Xie Yunliu’s hand: “Thank you, fellow daoist, what are you doing?”
“To save face, I really want to Kangkang your zombie.”
“What’s so interesting about zombies?”
“I see that your zombie is protruding forward and backward. I’m afraid there is some pineapple hidden in it?”
“Seems……”
“Give me Kangkang!”
“No, what are you looking at!”
Lin Shisan seemed very resistant: “There’s nothing to see, just a corpse with a spell on its forehead!”
Xie Yunliu showed a smile that men could understand.
“It’s definitely a good thing for you to react so strongly. Let me know if this is a pretty girl!”
He said in a trembling voice: “If you don’t satisfy this curiosity today, you won’t be able to enter the secret realm today!”
“Thank you brother, you don’t want it!”
Lin Shisan was helpless.
He sighed and clung to Xie Yunliu’s ear, muttering in a low voice.
Half a minute later, Jian Zui Chaoyang and Xie Yunliu laughed like a barbell.
I don’t know how many people looked at him.
Even the drunk monk cast a surprised look at him and gave him a sigh of admiration.
“The laughing Taoist’s laughter is not as good as his!”
Qi Lingyun also nodded and said: “Qingyun Chaoyang Peak Xie Yunliu, this person is free and easy but also resolute. It is said that he knelt outside the Chaoyang Hall for several days in order to hang out in the rivers and lakes.”
“Once you enter the rivers and lakes, you will be at the top of the golden core.”
“He’s a genius.”
Xie Yunliu was still laughing.
Lin Shisan was rather embarrassed: “Brother Xie, please don’t tell others. If friends on the road know about this, I, Mr. Lin, will not be able to live.”
Xie Yunliu nodded in agreement.
The one standing behind Lin Shisan was not a zombie.
It was his younger junior sister who had a mutual affection with him, who sneaked down the mountain to follow him in disregard of Master Maoshan’s foot restraint order.
The two actually eloped.
That’s why the little girl has a thin skin and dares not meet people.
Xie Yunlu sighed: “This is really a bloody story.”
Lin Shisan nodded awkwardly and said yes, but no one noticed the sarcasm and malice in his eyes.
…
“This Lin Shisan really has the demeanor of his master.”
“I am so thick-skinned that even I am amazed. Thick-skinned is a good thing.”
Gao Ming and Tai Yuan looked over there.
They looked at each other and shook their heads with a smile.
When the time was almost up, they discussed with the drunk monk and Qi Lingyun, and then signaled that the secret realm was about to open.
Every hundred years, Ziyun Secret Realm is opened.
And the opening time of the secret realm is seven days.
After seven days, theEveryone must come out, otherwise they will be torn to pieces by the space turbulence in the secret realm. This is an iron law that has been proven more than ten times in the past two thousand years.
No entry above the Golden Core Realm!
You must come out after seven days!
These are the two iron rules of Ziyun Secret Realm.
This is also a powerful restriction set by the Ziyun True Immortal, even the Mahayana Venerable and Sanxian cannot break it.
And for two thousand years.
The three sects and four sects also set the rules.
Entering Ziyun Secret Realm can be said to be an adventure, or a trial. The rules set by the three sects and four sects are very simple. Belongs to the cultivator.
And in Ziyun Secret Realm, they can rob each other.
Any method is acceptable, regardless of life or death.
Back then, some people questioned whether such a rule would be too cruel and bloody.
But the senior officials of the three sects and four sects all acquiesced to this rule.
Only those cultivators who have seen blood and experienced life and death.
Only then can we truly shoulder the great responsibility of fighting against evil ways and protecting the common people, and we can truly grow up.
The way the magic way trains disciples may not be blindly cruel.
The righteous way of training disciples is definitely not blindly gentle!
“Everyone, please keep this talisman with you. Don’t lose it. Remember to shred this talisman at the moment of life and death.”
The dwarf cleverly handed out many talisman papers one by one.
The functions of these talismans refined by the masters of Liurenmen are actually very clear to everyone present.
If someone wants to come out immediately in the secret realm.
Just tear up this talisman, and it will be sent directly to the entrance of the secret realm.
This is also a form of protection.
Listening to so many rules, Zhao Linger stayed close to Lu Xue’s side, but her mind was elsewhere.
A girl with a pure heart.
She looked curiously at those people from the Maoshan Sect of the Shangqing Dynasty, especially those zombies wrapped tightly in black robes. She looked and looked, but she didn’t know what she was looking at.
Probably because he noticed her gaze.
Lin Shisan suddenly looked back and grinned at Ling’er, the smile was a little pale.
“ah.”
Zhao Linger turned her head nervously.
She frowned slightly, feeling a little uneasy.
Although I don’t know the source, but that strange feeling of uneasiness is so real.
Ling’er wanted to tell Lu Xue about this.
But Lu Xue also absent-mindedly observed her surroundings.
She was looking around at everyone present very seriously.
The ice beauty, who is as beautiful as a fairy, is looking for Qi Tian. With her keen intuition, she always feels that she will meet her senior brother in the secret realm—although it is logically impossible.
Xiao Qing asked curiously: “Senior Sister? Who are you looking for?”
Lu Xue smiled faintly: “It’s nothing.”
Has Senior Brother Qi come yet?
If he came, where would he be?
I don’t know how long I waited.
When the first rays of the morning sun fell, a thick purple fog suddenly rose from the foothills of the mountain!
The rays of the rising sun are refracted and scattered among them.
turned into all kinds of bizarre things.
In the purple clouds, strange pictures flashed one after another. Those scenes are quite different from Ziyun Mountain.
Ziyun secret realm, open!
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