This master brother is not right

As we all know, washing tendons and cutting marrow is very painful.

Therefore, it is actually quite normal to scream in pain when washing the tendons and cutting the marrow.

It’s normal to make some strange noises.

Right?

Water splashed in the room, and Qin Jin, who was sitting in the hot water, rolled his eyes white. He didn’t know how much pain he had endured, and he hummed weakly from his nasal cavity.

But she still underestimated the pain of washing the tendons and cutting the marrow.

When all the properties of the medicine in the medicine bath melted away, unprecedented pain suddenly struck from all limbs and bones!

At this time, Qin Jin couldn’t help but loosen his clenched teeth slightly, and hummed a soft and greasy “嘤”.

“Snapped!”

Qi Tian, ​​who was sitting upright outside the house, couldn’t help but support his forehead.

Junior sister, you’d better bear with it…or you simply can’t bear it, and yell out loudly.

Don’t hum like you are now.

Hmmmm.

Hmmmm.

If it’s just words, it’s at most just the perfunctory reply Licking Dog got when he faced the goddess.

But this is not words.

This is the sound close at hand.

Qi Tian took a deep breath. Not surprisingly, the option of the system ghs popped up again.

This time, there are actually four rare options!

[Option 1: Open the door and go in, take a bath with junior sister. Reward: The best spiritual tool, the pearl of pure heart and few desires]

[Option 2: Open the crack of the door and secretly peep. Reward: top-grade secret medicine: geranium leaf castration pill]

[Option 3: Do it yourself, entertain yourself. Reward: Top-Rank Spiritual Weapon Indestructible Grip]

[Option 4: Pretend you didn’t hear it. Reward: Alchemy +3]

It’s pure hearted and ascetic again.

It’s the Grip of Immortality again.

What kind of castration pill again.

Dog system, who are you mocking?

Qi Tian’s expression changed again and again, ignoring the system’s instigation to make trouble again.

【mission completed. Reward: Alchemy +3]

Qi Tian secretly let out a sigh of relief.

But then, the voice in the room reappeared intermittently, making people think about it.

Qi Tian’s eyes widened.

The optional task popped up again.

[Option 1: …]

Pretend you didn’t hear it!

five minutes later.

[Option 1: …]

Your mother!

Junior sister, please stop calling.

Fortunately, there are only the two of them in Shenjian Peak now.

If a third person hears it, who knows what outrageous rumors will spread!

Junior sister, junior sister.

You annoying little fairy.

In just one cup of tea, the optional mission was triggered four times.

Qi Tian was unmoved. He felt that he could actually go down the mountain to buy a Buddhist scripture and learn the Dharma.

Once or twice is fine.

If you do this often, you really can’t stand it!

This system is too harsh!

When Qin Jin’s voice dropped again, Qi Tian breathed a sigh of relief.

At this moment.

A thirteen or fourteen-year-old big loli jumped out.

“Senior Brother Qi!”

A cheerful and clear voice sounded in front of him.

There are two buns in buns, jumping up and down, and there is a faint plum blossom birthmark on the forehead.

Li Shishi, the younger junior sister of Furong Peak.

Qi Tian was overjoyed that he didn’t entertain himself just now.

No wonder the rewards for self-entertainment are so high. Think about it, if he just sat here to generate electricity by himself, Li Shishi would definitely see him—by then all of hisThe world famous name will be destroyed in one day!

This little guy will definitely call “Senior Brother Qi is too nasty” while crying and looking for the first seat without the moon.

The head seat of Wuyue will definitely come to see him immediately with a knife.

At that time, I will truly become famous.

“so close……”

Qi Tian was overjoyed.

Just as he was about to speak, three options popped up in front of him.

[Option 1: Three years of blood earning, no loss on death penalty, feed her lollipops. Reward: The ultimate secret medicine Zhao Xing Pill]

[Option 2: Beg her to help Wulong hold the pillar. Reward: Ten Thousand Poisons Clan Secret Medicine Slashing Lovesickness]

[Option 3: Sit upright and don’t get up. Reward: Formation +1]

Zhaoxing Pill…

Qi Tian cursed in his heart.

He knows what this thing is.

Yiyumen’s unique secret medicine is of no use to cultivators, but it is very good in the ordinary market, because it is a magical medicine specially used to change the sex of ordinary people.

It is a mission item in the game.

What is the use of it?

Become a woman?

I always feel that the system is getting weirder and weirder.

It doesn’t matter if you encourage him to be an old pervert. Not only are you now encouraging him to attack little girls, but you are also encouraging him to put on skirts and follow the path of becoming a super fairy.

Let’s not talk about sex change for now.

Li Shishi is only about thirteen years old, right?

It’s too beastly! It is simply not as good as a beast!

Qi Tian sat upright, with a gentle smile: “Junior Sister Shishi, what are you doing here?”

【mission completed. Reward formation +1]

Li Shishi stood still in front of him gracefully.

She had the excitement of a fan seeing an idol, but also a little bit of shyness and restraint.

Shishi asked cautiously: “Brother, are you meditating?”

No, I’m pressing the gun.

“No, my little junior sister is washing her tendons and marrow inside. I’ll stay here so that she won’t be disturbed.”

“Oh, let me keep my voice down.”

Shishi lowered her voice, and asked mysteriously: “Brother, brother, did you realize something again? I can see the Dao rhyme of Sixiang from the foot of the mountain…”

Qi Tian almost couldn’t hold back.

If it is said that the special effects that come with the innate sword body are still useful.

For example, the current [Shocking] special effect of the sword body is likely to have the effect of passively hurting people.

But the [Special Effects of Enlightenment] arranged for him by the system is really spicy.

Special effects are different from special effects.

Those are just like colorful skins. They look good. If you don’t use them, they are indeed powerful weapons. They can completely complement his innate sword body!

But the crux of the problem is…it’s useless!

If possible, he actually wants to be an ordinary little transparent and live a peaceful life.

It’s fine now.

This enlightenment special effect has almost become his registered trademark.

Wherever I go, wherever I show off, I almost put on a loudspeaker to shout that Lao Tzu is here.

He twitched the corner of his mouth: “It’s just a little dao rhyme, don’t worry about it.”

“Hey, I even recorded it with a photo stone!”

“?”

“In the future, tell them that senior brother is a real immortal, I see how those people will refute it! They didn’t believe it before, and said that I made senior brother Qi too ridiculous!”

“?”

Qi Tianpi smiled, “Then do I still have to thank you? Junior Sister Shishi?”

Co-author, did you spread those rumors?

Qi Tian stared at this little girl.

You are really fucking outrageous!

Hard!

The fist is hardened!

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