This ninja is obviously not strong, but he is too deadly

The Spring Festival of 2020 is a bit particularly deserted.

A tall and handsome figure, even the mask on his face could not hide one ten thousandth of his appearance, returned home carrying a lot of cooked food and beer.

He could have chosen to live on his reputation, or go back to that mansion and live there for the rest of his life.

But the arrogance in his bones made him refuse one after another Bai Fumei's request for support, and finally chose the path of no return by writing online articles.

As a result, he, a "lonely old man" and a single man, became one of the many writers on Qidian.

"Oh, if I keep attacking, I will have no choice but to go home and inherit a trillion-dollar fortune. This is a fucking life!"

The author is a peerless handsome man named Wu Mian Desolate. He sat in front of the computer with great sadness and murmured to himself.

Maybe even God couldn't stand this guy's shamelessness, so a divine thunder descended from the sky and penetrated the circuit!

"Damn it, I got an electric shock... According to the routine from the starting point, I shouldn't have traveled directly through time." A certain handsome man who touched the switch and dropped something on the floor thought before he died.

It's a pity that he used Huabei to buy these cans of beer and pork heads...

............

In another world, a time traveler inherited the name Sigong Qingyu.

However, the dog system that comes with time travel messes with him!

If you want to successfully turn on the system, you must first unplug the 'oxygen tube' from the 'age spots' in front of you!

Is it possible to pull it out casually?

While he was cursing loudly in his heart, the system that was parasitic in the depths of his soul sneered.

joke!

How can I leave this world if I don't think of a way to kill you?

Even if he was electrocuted and traveled through time, he was actually not the protagonist, but somehow became a bullshit system and became someone else’s golden finger!

The name is also very ugly. What is it called the Death System of All Worlds? I don’t know which garbage author would come up with such a low name!

Can this be tolerated?

But fortunately, the instructions on the background have already stated that as long as the host fails to complete the task, the system itself will self-destruct, and then he will be able to return to the earth again, and then continue to be an Internet article writer who rushes to death.

Whether he chooses to go home, inherit the family property, and win Bai Fumei is up to him.

Lao Wu Mian immediately became happy!

Mad, this is not easy!

Are there any restrictions on the content of published tasks?

This is bullshit!

Is your name Shinomiya Aoyu?

If I can’t kill you, all these years of writing on the streets will be in vain!

Ever since, the scene just happened.

The old faceless man chuckled: "Go ahead and pull it out! He's just a rotten old man with half of his body buried in the ground. You're scared of nothing!"

However, as the days went by, he found that this time traveler was a little too cowardly, and didn't even make a decent attempt.

What's even worse is that the garbage system he possesses doesn't even have a communication function. This is very uncomfortable. Bad review!

What made him even more depressed was that with the arrival of Obito, he completed his blackening.

Someone’s age spots are actually ready to bury themselves.

After seeing that Shinomiya Aoyu actually used this tricky method to complete the task of opening the system, Lao Wumian was speechless for a moment.

Is this also possible?

This death-seeking mission is already the most difficult mission he can issue within his authority.

In general, the protagonist of a cool novel shouldn't just rush over and drag him down, then wait for the system to be activated to kill everyone!

Why doesn't this guy play by the rules?

Meeting such a cowardly host, as a member of countless systems, Lao Wumian felt that he couldn't bear it!

You must find a way to find another opportunity to kill this guy!

Then the opportunity came...

Madara actually started to hint that Obito could kill this coward, which was a godsend!

Lao Wumian was handing out big gift packages to newbies while laughing out loud.

It is impossible to be a system when you are a system, and it is impossible to be a system in this life!

Only after the host is tricked to death can I return to Earth to inherit the family property and never write any bullshit online articles again!

Writing online articles is a dead end!

Then he got sprayed!

Lao Wumian was very aggrieved. The system interface settings were just like this, and he had no right to change them.

Tombstones, relics... none of them have anything to do with him!

Why do you call him a dog system?

Okay, Old No Face admits... 'Fighters in the garbage are recommended to be buried on the spot.' This sentence was specially added by him with his authority.

"Dog system! Get the hell out of here!"

Shinomiya Aoyu was still yelling.

Lao Wu Mian suddenly became angry and evil in his heart!

Mudd!

If you have the guts, keep scolding me. If I can't trick you, I won't call you a dog system, just do it!

However, the next day, something happened that made Lao Mumen even more uncomfortable. Obito was obviously darkened, but he was still prepared to let this coward go. How could that be okay?

I quickly compiled a suicide mission and posted it.

Ding!

The death quest has been released!

Mission name: I want to be a bad guy

Content description: Choose to help Obito. (How can you back down when faced with a request from a close friend!)

Phase 1 mission reward: dilapidated wooden treasure chest X1

Mission failed: The system immediately self-destructed on the spot (ah~ I really want to die~)

Phase 2:???(not yet opened)

...........

Outside, Qingyu, who was overjoyed and ready to choose the first path away from the center of right and wrong, suddenly froze and almost had his teeth broken.

Lao Wumian laughed, you scold me again, you scold me again!

Hearing that this coward had no choice but to participate in Obito, Madara and Black Zetsu's conspiracy, he almost laughed like a pig.

He's just a little brat, he can't trick you to death!

But something happened that Lao Wu Mian didn't expect...

Obito actually chose to send that coward to Konoha to be a bullshit undercover agent???

Is there any safer place in the entire ninja world than Konoha?

If we let this guy go to Konoha, wouldn't there be no chance to trick him to death?

No, no, this is absolutely not possible!

Gotta find a way to stop it!

Just when Lao Wumian suddenly came up with this idea, he suddenly woke up and thought of something.

It seems that Konoha is not that safe...

Let’s not talk about the future where Pain will destroy Konoha with one move of Shinra Tensei.

It seems that in the near future, Obito will cause the Nine-Tails Rebellion.

By then, even if this coward is lucky and survives, the worst he can do is issue a fatal mission to confront Kyuubi, isn't it?

We are really too smart!

Lao Wu Mian chuckled sinisterly and asked you to live a peaceful life for a few days.

I'll kill you sooner or later!

At the same time, Shinomiya Aoyu trembled all over. With such a bullshit system, it seemed that he was going further and further down this road of no return.

Gan!

I was so desperate that I died with the dog system directly!