This Omega is Sweet and Wild

In the third month of pregnancy, Li Cheng suddenly had a severe nesting reaction. +++ The latest Danmei novel ranking: www.wuxiaspot.com

The so-called nesting reaction refers to the sudden emergence of an abnormal collection addiction during pregnancy. This is like a small animal that collects leaves and branches to build a nest when raising cubs. So researchers put this The physiological phenomenon is called "nesting".

Each omega has a different response to nest building. For example, when teacher Qiu Xian (huai) was pregnant, she liked to collect all kinds of fluffy things. Xiao Yiheng can still remember that when he first walked into Teacher Qiu's house, the entire living room was filled with pillows.

And Li Cheng's nesting reaction is even more distinctive.

In the beginning, he just liked golden things. Golden (color) pillows, golden (color) clothes, golden (color) snacks...Because he can no longer dye his hair during pregnancy, Xiao Yiheng thought that he collected gold (color) things to make up for psychologically. The gap that cannot be dyed.

But gradually, their home is almost filled with gold (color)...

Xiao Yiheng finally realized that something was wrong.

Xiao Yiheng asked him, "Orange, did you have a nesting reaction?"

Li Cheng was taken aback, he looked at the gold (color) all over the room and fell into thought.

"No." He thought for a while and said categorically, "I just like gold (color)! Gold (color) is the most beautiful color (color) in the world! I want to set up a gold (color) tent in the living room." , It’s filled with my gold medals! By the way, you move in my game console and comic books, and I can lie down in the tent for a day!"

Xiao Yiheng said softly, "Okay, it's all up to you." But in a blink of an eye he secretly moved the rescuers with his wife on his back.

In the evening, Xiao Yiheng called Pomelo and asked her to come to the house as a guest: "Your brother had a serious nesting reaction and was frantically collecting gold (color) things. Now he even buys potato chips with the original flavor, watermelon and kiwi. Eat yellow flesh... Come and accompany him, let him divert his attention."

Pomelo laughed: "Isn't this cute?"

Xiao Yiheng's tone was heavy: "But he decided to name the child Xiao Jinpai."

"..." Youyou immediately got up to pack up, "Sister-in-law, hold on, I will be there early tomorrow morning!!!"

...

In the early morning of the next day, Yuyou entered Li Cheng's house at around eight o'clock, and Li Cheng was soaking in the swimming pool floating in the water.

After having cubs, Li Cheng has to swim in the pool for an hour every morning and evening. It is called "prenatal education". It is bound to allow cubs to inherit his fine traditions. It is best to swim 100 times after birth. What a "World Baby Swimming Championships" champion.

Of course, he is still very careful when exercising, controlling speed and intensity, exercising moderately, and no longer as desperately as before.

On the other side of the pool, Duck Little Lemon swayed the duck's feet, playing slowly in the water, looking so leisurely.

Ke Ke Duck has a life span of 30 years, and it is eleven years old this year! It is no longer a small lemon, but a real middle lemon.

It has a round body and plump feathers. It was originally raised in Hwaseong and lived with Pomelo's adoptive parents. But since Li Cheng had a cub, Xiao Yiheng flew to take it over. After Li Cheng was pregnant, he had morning sickness for a period of time and had a bad appetite. Looking at the little lemon every day helps digestion.

Li Cheng asked in surprise, "Youyou, why are you here?"

Youyou: "I...I miss you, come see you."

Li Cheng crawled out of the swimming pool, changed his golden (colored) swimming trunks, wrapped his golden (colored) bathrobe, put on his golden (colored) slippers, and led his sister to the living room to rest.

Xiao Yiheng served snacks to replenish physical strength at the right time-　, egg tart, pineapple, yellow peach.

Pomelo sat tremblingly in the golden (color) pillow, suspecting that his brother was the thirteenth golden saint on earth.

From this point of view, Li Cheng really wanted to name the cub named Xiao Jinpai!

...No, as Zauzi's aunt, she disagrees!

Xiao Yiheng gave Pomelo a sharp eye (color) and asked her to quickly get to the point.

Youyou coughed lightly: "Ah, what, brother, the child has been three months old, it is always cubs, cubs, and it's too perfunctory. Let's give him a name?"

Li Cheng said happily, "Name? The name has been picked up a long time ago. It's Xiao Jin..."

"Cough cough cough cough!" Youyou immediately interrupted, "I have a lot of alternative names here. Would you like to listen to them?"

While talking, Youyou took out the phone.

Li Cheng was surprised and delighted: "I didn't expect you to be so caring, but also specially recorded it in the phone."

Youyou: "No, in fact, these names are not what I thought, but my fans brainstormed!"

"..." Xiao Yiheng said suddenly, "Excuse me, ‘your fan’?"

Youyou nodded: "Yeah, don't I have a Weibo? My brother was still Weibo before.ahref=\"/cdn-cgi/l/email-protection\"class=\"__cf_email__\"data-cfemail =\"3e697e\">[emailprotected] I have attracted tens of thousands of fans to me~~~ I have limited ability alone. This morning, I specially posted a Weibo to collect the names of the fans from the fans."

Li Cheng and Xiao Yiheng looked at each other.

After a long while, Xiao Yiheng said: "But Yuyou, we have not mentioned the pregnancy of your brother (怀huai) except to the close friends of Guanguan. Your brother does not want to be disturbed by the media. So we keep this news confidential."

But now you have said it on Weibo, doesn't it mean telling the world, everyone knows it! Xiao Yiheng got a terrible headache when he thought of the media reporters who were about to hear the wind.

Youyou quickly said: "Sister-in-law, don't worry, I know you want to keep a low profile, so I didn't tell the truth to the fans, they will never guess that it is yours!"

Afraid that he would not believe him, Youyou opened Weibo and showed her phone to Xiao Yiheng.

I saw that Weibo was written like this-

@柚柚: I have a relative who has a cub, and I want to pick a nice name. Do you have any suggestions? (Note: not my brother and my sister-in-law)

Xiao Yiheng: "..."

Li Cheng: "..."

Li Cheng: "How did you get admitted to Capital University? Isn't it based on your IQ, but on the invincible beauty you inherited from me?"

Pomelo: "?"

Xiao Yiheng was really speechless to these brothers and sisters.

Xiao Yiheng flipped through the comment area, and sure enough, the smart Internet Sherlock Holmes had already guessed the truth.

@友1: Not your brother and sister-in-law? ?

@友2: Maybe your relative is a world champion and his husband is a painter?

@友3: Maybe your relative's surname is Li and his husband's surname is Xiao?

After a few high praises, someone really tried to think of famous words for them.

@友4: I feel that Li Cheng’s family is named after fruit, his brother is called Orange, and his younger sister is called Pomelo. That child might as well be called Orange.

"This won't work," Li Cheng shook his head, "Youyou's cat is called Dajuzi. If you name the cubs oranges, then it's a collision."

@友5: It is called durian, mango, peach, cherry, mangosteen, grape, watermelon, pomegranate...

Li Cheng: "No, no, it sounds like fruit fishing."

@友6: Actually, the child and Li Cheng's surname is also very good, they are called Li Li, Li Ke, Li Zheng, Li Fang Ti, Li Jiao Qiao, Li Immediately, Li Di became a Buddha...

Li Cheng: "?????? I have tolerated the first few, but what is going on to become a Buddha right away?"

The netizens are completely messing up, the more weird the name, the more weird the name, Li Cheng picks from left to right, not as good as Xiao Jin.

Xiao Yiheng: "...Actually, the cub is only three months old, and there is still a long time before birth. We don't need to name him now, we can wait."

...

Youyou have lived in your brother's house, and there are youyou. Licheng has indeed reduced some nesting behavior, and the demand for gold (color) is not so great.

But she does live here in a somewhat inconvenient place-Li Cheng is embarrassed to hug her husband in front of her sister.

As for exercise on the (bed chuang)? It's even more impossible! !

The two stayed in the bathroom for a bit longer, and Li Cheng was worried about Pomelo and urged Xiao Yiheng to go out quickly.

...Xiao Yiheng suddenly regretted calling Pomelo.

In the first three months of pregnancy, the doctor especially instructed not to do any exercises on the (bed chuang), but absolutely not to separate the bed (sleep Shui)-in order for the fetus to grow stronger, the two (sleep Shui) sleep , Let the body touch as much as possible, and at the same time, the alpha must ensure that the pheromone diverges, so that the omega can smell the lover at any time, so that the omega can feel at ease.

In other words, the two must not only be naked (sleeping Shui), but also hug (sleeping Shui), and they must radiate pheromone at all times, and they must not go beyond the thunder pond...

Li Cheng (sleeping Shui) feels very dishonest when she sleeps. He never lay quietly in his arms, he always regarded Xiao Yiheng as a human-shaped pillow, put his arms around Xiao Yiheng’s waist, raised his legs to straddle him, and then put his head on Xiao Yiheng’s arms. Full of domineering appearance.

At such a close distance, Xiao Yiheng could clearly smell the pheromone emitted from Li Cheng's body.

The beauty is in her arms, but Xiao Yiheng can't see it, let alone how torturing.

Finally, after three months of Li Cheng, the state stabilized. Before Xiao Yiheng had time to turn on the meat, the big light bulb of Youyou fell from the sky, and the sparkle was almost brighter than Li Cheng's gold medal.

But the pomelo was invited by Xiao Yiheng himself, and Xiao Yiheng always throw it away if he can't use it up.

So a family of four(?) kept a delicate balance like this.

With a pinch, Xiao Yiheng hasn't eaten a bite in almost four months.

Suppressed crazy. Suppressed crazy.

Sometimes Xiao Yiheng passed the swimming pool and glanced at Li Cheng's back (exposed) when he was swimming, he could instantly trunon.

But what's the use of turnon? It's not to turn it down by himself.

Xiao Yiheng is an artist, and the artist is best at expressing his depression in his works.

So Xiao Yiheng shut himself in the studio every afternoon and immersed himself in painting.

It took him several months to complete a piece of work and hand it to Teacher Qiu Xian to help sell it. After so many years of cooperation, Qiu Xian has become his full-time agent, helping him deal with the sale and exhibition of his works.

Qiu Xian looked at his new work, pondered for a long time, and said, "After you become a father, I think your work will become warmer and brighter... The strange thing is that although your work also makes me feel very warm , It’s very bright, but I inexplicably see a **** (sexual xing) that transcends people (sexual xing)."

Xiao Yiheng: Smile.jpg

Yes, he has been researching how to defeat the confederacy every day recently, so he is out of home.

Xiao Yiheng doesn't know if his child will become a Buddha with great strength, but he will become a Buddha with great strength:)