This Paladin is so despicable!
Chapter 1 The Shame of the Paladin
"The heavens are spirited and the earth is spirited! The goddess of Holy Light is about to appear!"
A strange exorcism ceremony is taking place in Earl Lawrence's manor.
Wright wore a heavy paladin light armor, holding the priest's scepter in one hand and a water bag filled with so-called holy water in the other hand.
He was dancing like a barbarian tribe's shamanistic dance, while he was mumbling something. Coupled with the hazy and swaying shadows under the bonfire, the whole scene exudes an indescribable sense of distortion!
Such a weird method of exorcism naturally aroused a lot of discussion among the onlookers, and even the guards who maintained order cast suspicious glances.
But even so, Wright still performed the so-called exorcism ritual without changing his face or heart.
Counting today, he has been eating and drinking in Lawrence Manor for fifteen days under the pretext of exorcism.
As time goes by, everyone's attitude has changed from being enthusiastic at the beginning to questioning first and then questioning now.
If it weren't for his background as a paladin, he might have been kicked out long ago.
After all, the Church of Holy Light is the largest religious religion on the continent of Adrim, and it is also the state religion of the Principality of Saint Grant.
The clergy enjoy a transcendent status here, and the paladins, who represent holiness and justice, are highly respected.
But it's been so many days, and it's really time to show some decent achievements.
Fortunately, he had been prepared. After all, he had done this kind of thing more than once.
"Father, please order this stupid farce to stop."
Emily, the Earl's daughter and the eldest daughter of the Lawrence family, was looking at Wright with disgust.
As a magic apprentice with excellent grades, she knew very well that this was the so-called Paladin. During the past fifteen days, other than wandering around and teasing the maid, he had done nothing serious.
"This is not an exorcism at all, it is just a funny and poor performance. He is a liar! Please order this person to be arrested!"
Earl Lawrence looked troubled: "But the holy light he summoned was extremely holy, and his interpretation of the holy scriptures was also very profound.
Especially since he also has the Silver Medal of the Holy Knight, he doesn't look like a fake. "
"Father, you, the so-called Holy Knight, were arrested on the spot for being drunk and causing trouble in the tavern on the first day you came here.
After taking him to live in the manor, this man insisted that he could tell a person's future fortune from his palm prints, and then used this as an excuse to tease and harass the maid at home!
Every day he either wanders around idle or goes to town eating, drinking and fighting!
He often shouts that Earl Lawrence will pay for all the expenses today! And then owe a lot of money for drinks!
He is lazy, covets women, drinks alcohol and hurts others. Does he have anything to do with the paladin who symbolizes love and justice? "
Earl Lawrence looked embarrassed: "What if the wrong arrest is made? We cannot bear the anger of the Holy See."
The staff mage standing next to the Earl also said: "Emily, you don't have to worry.
A few days ago, I asked the knight captain to lead a team to the Holy Light Cathedral in the capital to verify his identity.
Counting the time, there should be a reply soon.
If he wants to make a fool of himself, let him make a fool of himself. If the ritual has no effect in the end, we can directly punish him without waiting for a reply.
Wouldn't this be better? ? "
"But! Teacher Moslian! He..."
"Holy light is above! Be as urgent as the law!"
Before Emily could finish her words, Wright suddenly jumped in front of them and shouted, then suddenly sprinkled the holy water in his hand in the direction of the city lord.
Caught off guard, the holy water was slapped directly on the faces of the three people, and the originally noisy crowd suddenly fell silent.
In addition to the crackling sound of the bonfire burning in the square, there was only the sound of water droplets sliding down the faces of the three people.
The people looked at the three city lords in shock, wondering if the devil was one of them.
However, after a while, nothing happened.
Miss Emily, who had always been dissatisfied, gritted her silver teeth and suppressed her anger: "Honorable Lord Paladin, is this what you call an exorcism ceremony?
What about the devil? "
Seeing no response, Wright couldn't help but feel dissatisfied, but he still pretended to be inscrutable.
"Don't worry, let the holy water fly for a while."
"That's enough! You shameless liar, how dare you fool the Lawrence family, come on! Give him to me..."
Before she could finish her words, a girl's whine suddenly came from beside her.
"Yeah! It's holy water! Damn holy water!"
I saw a little girl struggling to get out of the shadow of Earl Lawrence, flying into the air with smoke all over her body.
She has the horns of a sheep, the wings of a bat, and a long tail. Although she is petite, her whole body exudes fatal temptation.
"Devil! It's really a devil! Everyone, run away!!!"
The onlookers exclaimed, and the guards suddenly became nervous. The Earl turned pale with fright, and Emily was even more shocked.
"Is there really...a demon?"
At this critical moment, Wright stood up quickly.
"Everyone, hold on! The little devil can't make any waves! Holy light, let me take her in!"
The demon flapped its petite wings and roared with its teeth and claws: "Disgusting tin can! You dare to ruin my good deeds, I will kill you!"
"I don't know how high the sky is, but you are still shouting here! You don't take me seriously at all!"
Wright immediately put on a handsome posture, and extremely pure holy light emerged from his body, immediately lighting up the dark night. The warm holy light soothes people's hearts and makes the devil avoid them.
"Holy Dragon of Light! Holy Light Spell! World Honored Holy God! Subdue the spell for me!"
The surging holy light formed the shadow of a sacred dragon in mid-air, and a breath of dragon breath knocked the demon back to the ground.
Wright raised the water bag that had just been filled with holy water high and shouted: "Take it!"
"Yeah~ No~ I'm so unwilling~~"
The little devil let out an unwilling cry, turned into a puff of purple smoke and was put into the bottle. The whole process went smoothly, as if it had been rehearsed.
"Praise the Holy Light! Praise the Holy Light!"
The onlookers no longer dared to doubt Wright's identity, and they knelt on the ground devoutly, constantly praising the greatness of the Goddess of Holy Light.
"Lord Paladin! You are truly extraordinary. Thank you for saving us from the evil evil."
Wright waved his hands after hearing this: "Don't take it lightly, although this demon has been expelled, it has not been completely expelled.
The devil's legacy still remains in this land. If the devil is not completely exorcised, diseases will occur! plague! doom! curse!
In short, it will cause endless harm! "
"Ah? Then, then, what should we do? Lord Paladin, you have to save us!"
On the surface, Wright looked compassionate: "Holy Light, as a glorious Paladin, how can I ignore you until death?
For now, only a large amount of holy water can save everyone! "
At this point, Wright suddenly stepped back: "So! Where can I buy holy water?"
Then he stood back to his original position: "Good question! You are finally here!
Today I will make holy water for everyone on the spot!
Afraid of being haunted by demons? Afraid of being cursed? Are you afraid of getting sick?
A bottle of holy water! Solve three major problems at once!
With holy water in hand, you can exorcise demons without any worries!
Do not miss passing through! A bottle is only ninety-eight copper pesos! Unprecedented value for money!
what are you waiting for! Come home quickly and get some water!
Only ninety-eight! Paladin handmade holy water! bring! Come back! Home! "
The scene fell into silence again, but soon people got up and ran home. Then the onlookers turned around and went home to get water, even the guards responsible for maintaining order were no exception.
Looking at the crowd leaving in panic, Wright quietly breathed a sigh of relief, and the corners of his mouth curled up with an imperceptible arc.
Looking at the back of this mysterious man, Emily was a little distracted for a moment.
In her impression, the Paladin was so majestic and tall. But this man and what he did were simply blasphemy to the Paladin!
But the bright and pure holy light and the exquisite badge don't seem to be fake.
At this moment, a crow fell from the sky, landed on the black-robed mage's shoulder, and spit out a copper pipe.
After catching it, the old mage took out a small volume of letters and was shocked after taking a look at it.
"Teacher, what's wrong?"
"See for yourself..."
Emily took a look at the letter and immediately covered her mouth in surprise: "A wanted warrant issued by the Tribunal! Natural disaster level?"
The old mage's eyes flashed sharply: "No matter what, we can't let him run away."
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