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Um? what happened?

William stopped suddenly in the middle of speaking, and then his face became a little cloudy. The female death thought that he had found something wrong, and immediately became vigilant.

Throwing away the banana leaf that had just wiped his **** in his hand, he pulled the ignorant male Reaper behind him, while the female Reaper tried her best to investigate the surrounding situation, and asked softly with a vigilant expression:

"What's the matter, William? Why is your face so ugly? Has the God of Knowledge come after you?"

"Eh...that's not..."

William, who came back to his senses, shook his head, knowing that the female death **** had misunderstood, so he directly spoke to comfort:

"That old...god of knowledge doesn't have the priesthood of time, but the priesthood he has is [History], so at best he is just an observer that exists in the future.

If there is no wheel of time, there are not many things he can do, that is, to take a look at our movements through the long river of time and so on. Such things as chasing us directly are beyond his ability, so we don't have to worry about him. "

"That's good…"

After listening to William's explanation, the Goddess of Death couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief.

Although she is not overturned like the male death **** at the moment, her own strength has also declined seriously. It is estimated that she is only at the level of entering the thirteenth level. If she meets the **** of knowledge at the peak of the thirteenth level, she will definitely lose. More wins less...

and many more! Since you are not the God of Knowledge, why do you have such an ugly face? It's like after taking a big bite of an apple, it's like finding half of a writhing worm in it...

"It's nothing... mainly because I remembered some bad things..."

Under the puzzled eyes of the goddess of death, William said hesitantly: "Then what... Do you think there is a possibility that I am actually a scumbag?"

Za...Male? What kind of man is Zha Nan?

Recalling the scene where William was equipped with eight spider-killing thorns, and pricked the hated demon **** more than a thousand times, the female death goddess couldn't help raising her eyebrows slightly, and then nodded without hesitation.

That's right! You are Zha Nan! And he's a super big guy! Especially good at piercing!

"..."

In fact, you can think for a while before nodding, you don't have to be so decisive...

Looking at the female **** of death who firmly believed that she was a scum, William couldn't help rubbing his forehead, feeling his head swelled a little.

Well, according to the judging standards of modern society, I do have a little scum, but compared to Sea God, I am still much stronger, right?

It's not him anyway! I'm sure it's not him!

After strangling the ancient sea **** with his own hands, that guy still stayed in the sea clan and did a lot of **** things. He frantically deleted and smeared the ancient sea **** to cover up his improper history. mainland.

And this period of time is in units of ten thousand years, but if I stay for so long, I don’t know how many levels I have risen to. How could I still be honest and suffocating in this timeline? I would have killed it long ago. The God of Knowledge is overthrown!

Um! So definitely not me! At least my character is better than his!

…

After repeatedly cheering himself up and telling himself that he must never think about it, that scumbag Sea God must not be alone with him, William immediately reached out and picked up the male Death God who was lying on the ground and muddy.

With the help of the deceitful priesthood of the deceitful demon king, he raised his hand to disguise the male death **** and turned him into a naga cub with four arms. With a twitch on his face, he laughed rather disrespectfully and said:

"Now you are my younger brother to the outside world! Remember to call me brother when you meet me from now on! And when you shout, give me a bright smile on your face and sweeten your voice, do you hear me?"

He couldn't understand what a boring adult was saying at all. Suddenly, the male death **** with two extra arms opened his eyes excitedly, his two little hands clenched into fists, and his black eyes stared at the new arm with all his strength, trying to Control these two "new toys" to grab William's clothes.

However, although these two arms can be seen and touched, they are actually just an illusion formed by deceiving the priesthood, and only William can manipulate them to make movements, so the male death is completely useless.

"Yeah!"

Seeing that "my" arms didn't listen to my command, the male **** of death became anxious immediately, and babbled twice, as if asking why they didn't move, and then even put the mud in his hand on William's clothes Wipe it dry, grab the novice with two original old hands, shake your face with excitement...

"Hehe, it's useless for you to shake!

Don't look at the arms growing on your body, but they are actually my arms, and I need my permission to move them! Or you can call me Brother, as long as you call me Brother, I will let you... Well... By the way, where did you get this mud? "

Looking at the cracked saline-alkali land around him, William, who had been covered with several mud paw prints, frowned in confusion, and then turned his searching gaze to the female death beside him.

After being silent for a while, the Goddess of Death seemed to feel that her brother's current state was a bit embarrassing, and she turned her head away slightly before answering:

"This mud... is made by the elder brother just now..."

"..."

Are you not talking nonsense?

William couldn't help grinning speechlessly when he heard the words.

I saw him making mud just now, do you still know that he made the mud himself? What I am curious about is that this side is all dry land, and there are no puddles accumulated by rain. The water he used for making mud is from where…

Forehead…

(*口°*)??!

(;all)

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"suck, suck"

After sniffing his nose twice, William, who had changed his clothes in the "tailor store", turned his head, looked at the "mermaid girl" who was wearing two large shells next to him, and asked with a dark face:

"Help me smell it! Is it still smelly?"

"..."

The goddess of death who didn't want to smell it very much was silent for a while, first wrinkled her delicate nose in a pretentious manner, and then made a firm judgment:

"No more! This time there must be no taste!"

"..."

I love **** and muddy brother's stupid sister yo! Use your brains when you lie! We're in the water now, okay? And I was once a tidal giant anyway, can I feel the water flow brought up by sniffing, okay?

Although he knew that the female **** of death was fooling him, he didn't move his nose at all, but William couldn't force her, so he pretended that he didn't notice it, and turned his head to the other side to give the male **** of death an angry look.

Crunchy!

This guy has obviously turned into a little kid, but the mud that soaked in the boy's urine and the mud that comes out is still the thirteenth grade. It can't even burn the holy fire, and after drying it, it has a huge thorn The anger of the nose made the guards of the Hai tribe who were guarding the gate outside Fangshi not let them in, saying that they were afraid that the smell would hit the nobles who came to watch the ceremony...

"Yeah, oh, oh!"

I don't know how much trouble my child's urine mud palm has caused William. At this time, the Male Reaper is just like a real kid, holding William's finger tightly with his small fist, While shaking his tiger-headed and tiger-headed head, he looked around.

Under the trend of excess energy and curiosity, this guy wants to touch everything he sees, especially when he sees those sea creatures that are similar in shape to fish. I don’t know where to find a coral stick. , with a long piece of kelp tied on one end, and it was about to be stabbed in someone's mouth...

"Little brat! Are you looking for death?"

Caught off guard by the kelp that was stuck in his mouth, the fat sea tribe with a fish head suddenly became angry, and the two short beards under the mouth twitched in anger, raised like claws far more than fins. "Hand", it was directly covered with a gun pocket, and it was firmly drawn on the back of the head of a young fisherman.

Probably because I didn't expect the fish I "caught" to dare to resist.

The male **** of death was hit by the gorgeously dressed "fish spirit" so that his little head sank, and then his mouth was suddenly flattened, and there was a little water in his eyes. He pursed his mouth and raised his fist to return it.

"Wait! Damn it won't happen!"

After seeing the male death god's actions, he was afraid that he would turn the fish essence into fish sauce with a small fist, so William quickly grabbed his small arm and yanked it back.

After all, although it is a bit rough for "Huiyujing" to slap a child on the back of the head, but he is walking on the street well, and the male death who is suddenly erupted by the soul of the fisherman is quite innocent, and he can't really look at it Was it flattened by the unknown male **** of death?

"Humph!"

I didn't know that I was almost "executed" by the God of Death. Seeing William struggling to pull a Naga child, the tall and strong fish spirit snorted coldly, and turned its thick fish lips twice , half ridiculed and half disdainful:

"It turned out to be a few inferior mixed races! This time I will spare you first! If it weren't for the Lord Sea God's good news, today I will..."

"Yah!"

Because William held two chubby hands and couldn't use his small fists to smash Yuyu, the annoyed male Reaper instinctively raised his leg and kicked it.

Although the bare little feet were still some distance away from the chubby fish spirit because of the short hands and feet, this kick kicked out a large number of fine air bubbles, which were mixed with the stirred up water and rushed to the ground. On the belly of the abalone essence, it was sent out in its entirety, which was at least four or five meters high, and embedded into the cliff more than a hundred meters away with a bang.

"..."

It's ok, man...um...the fish should still be alive.

Amidst the terrified screams of the sea people around him, after squinting his eyes and looking into the distance, William could not help but breathe a sigh of relief.

The kick of the male death **** didn't have any divine power attached, it was just pure physical strength, and it had no physical strength in the form of a child, and it was difficult to exert strength when he was holding his hands, this kick was too light It's easy, at least I didn't kick the fat abalone directly into abalone sauce from the neon country.

As for that fat abalone with a smelly mouth... consider yourself unlucky!

People who can survive after being slapped on the back of the **** of death... the fish is unprecedented. I don't know if there is a third volume of God of War now. This kind of record that has not died after slapping the **** of death , I might be able to directly lock the position of the top brother for tens of thousands of years...

…

"Really!"

Pulling the tearful male **** of death distressedly, after checking the back of his head that was a little red from the pumping, the female **** of death said angrily:

"How could that stinky fish have the heart? Look! Its neck is red!"

"..."

Eldest sister...Your brother suffered a big neck, that is, his neck was red, but the fat fish was kicked by your brother for less than 200 meters, and it was estimated that he would have to lie on the bed for at least two months. This level of misfortune is not on the same level at all, is it?

After silently complaining a few words in his heart, William stretched out his hand and slapped the back of the male death's head vigorously twice, and then continued:

"It's okay, the child's skin is tender, and it looks a little red when touched, but it doesn't hurt at all. Besides, your brother has revenged himself, so let's forget about it in my opinion!"

"Humph!"

After hearing William's obvious words of protection, the goddess of death couldn't help but glared at him, pouted slightly and said:

"Of course forget it! How can I chop that fish because of this kind of thing? I am the God of Death, not the God of Slaughter! As long as others don't offend my priesthood first, can I still be gentle?"

"..."

Ah, this...gentleness? He rushed into the abyss and started killing at the slightest disagreement, and not just once...is this also called gentleness? And how many can the God of Slaughter kill? After you entered the endless abyss, you cut layer by layer!

Overwhelmed by the rather ignorant speech of the goddess of death, William had no choice but to change the subject after being silent for a while. While watching the backs of the Shanghai people running wildly on the street, he opened his mouth to remind:

"By the way, you remember that fish

Did you say anything before being kicked away by your brother?

What did the fish say?

The Goddess of Death frowned and recalled for a moment, then suddenly realized:

"If it wasn't for Lord Seagod... a good thing is coming soon?"

"Yes!"

After reaching out and snapping his fingers, William said happily:

"Looking at him, he should be a nobleman who came to watch the ceremony, and that means, that scumbag and I are not... eh...I mean, the place we are in now At this point in time, the ancient sea **** should be getting married, and the time for the wedding banquet is very close!

So we just need to find a suitable place to stay for a few days, wait until most of the true gods who came to congratulate are present, and after confirming that you in this era have gone to the star realm, we can directly use your identity to attend the wedding banquet and find someone Solve the problem of your brother's soul! "

"That would be great!"

The Goddess of Death was also very happy when she heard the words, but then she seemed to think of something, and suddenly got into trouble again.

"Although this is true, in my perception, no true **** is present yet, so I'm afraid we will have to wait for a short period of time. Where should we stay during this time?"

"It's simple, just find a more distinguished sea clan nearby, reveal your identity to him in private, and then ask him to arrange a residence close to the wedding banquet for us...err..."

When he said this, William couldn't help but fell silent.

The momentum caused by the child's pedal kick by the male death **** just now is quite astonishing. It can be seen at a glance that it has exceeded the usual "strength level" of this street, so the bustling street just now has been deserted. Don't talk about those things at this moment. The sea clan is gone, there is not even a single fish around...

Hmm...it's a bit biased to say that, because in terms of fish... there is still one left.

 …

"Honestly, your brother has really good eyesight."

After Ziliu took a sip of the warm sweet water in the cup, UU read www.uukanshu. comWilliam leaned on the coral chair with a comfortable expression, squinting his eyes and looking at the luxurious palace "straight into the sky" in the distance, and said meaningfully:

"There are thousands of sea people on that street, and he happened to catch the fattest one... To be able to arrange us so close to the ancient sea god's bedroom, the power behind this fat fish may not be small."

"It's probably just a coincidence."

With her slender legs crossed, she leaned on the coral deck chair like William, and after stretching her body lazily, the female death smiled and said:

"He probably just likes that kind of fat and big fish, and among the sea people on the street, it happens to be the biggest one."

"Hehe, luck is also a kind of strength!"

After glancing at the male Reaper with a small bamboo hat on his head, who was sitting cross-legged with his short legs crossed, fishing decently by the edge of the newly dug pond, William smiled and said:

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