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William didn't come out after going in for a long time, and the other dwarves seemed to be dead, and there was no one who should find the bearded dwarves to change shifts.

But this door could not be left unguarded. As a very dutiful guard, the bearded dwarf had to stand at the door thirsty and hungry, and waited abruptly until the sun went down before he saw the sound of footsteps behind him.

He turned his head in annoyance, and just wanted to ask why it took him so long to change shifts, when he was completely confused by the scene in front of him.

Surrounded by a group of dwarves, the human who looked like a bad guy actually walked out side by side with his own commander.

An extremely strong smell of alcohol rushed to the face, and most of the people were flushed, and their expressions were extremely warm after drinking.

Under the skeptical gaze of the bearded dwarf, the dwarf commander, who had clearly drunk enough, stood on tiptoe, reached out to reach William's back, raised his palm-sized hand and patted it hard, and said with a big laugh:

"Wow hahaha! I didn't expect to meet such an interesting human being like you in such a remote and small country! A good man! It's a pity that he looks like a mother... that's a little bit."

You just look like that! You are not only Cai! Your whole family is Cai!

William clenched his fists and raised his wrists, secretly urging [Body Giant], making his biceps bulge, piercing his clothes with a stab, turning his head to the side and calmly saying:

"Break your wrist again! Let's see who is the sissy! Dare to take it?"

Startled by his abrupt invitation, the dwarf commander scratched his big face as red as a monkey's butt, and waved his hands again and again with lingering fears:

"No comparison, no comparison, my arm still hurts... rub it! Don't make your two lumps of meat! It's okay if I said something wrong?"

"Oh! Uncle Sancho didn't dare to pick it up, he coaxed him!"

"Hahaha! The girls are chirping! Shame!"

"What are you afraid of! If it's a man, go up and break it!"

"Yeah, what's wrong with the arm pain! This makes people ride on the face, even if the arm is broken!"

The dwarf leader with a scar on his forehead rolled up his sleeves, and then, with the wine pouring into his mind, with a thick red and red neck, looked up at William. ...

Immediately after that, he woke up quite a bit.

Seeing William's white arms and his half-smiley expression, Sancho's throat moved twice, and he wisely gave up the idea of ​​shame.

Just kidding, when he started to wrestle his arms when he was so drunk, this guy's face was not red or his neck was bulging, and his arms were like big iron lumps, and he didn't even shake it.

I tried so hard that my arm was almost dislocated, but I couldn't even figure out how much water people put in. It was obvious that they would be hanged and beaten. These **** arched themselves hard, that is, they were ready to see themselves as ugly!

"Go go go! You have the ability to go on your own! What are you doing to coax me?"

The dwarf leader's old face was flushed, and he turned back and shouted at the dwarves who were laughing behind him:

"I can see it, you **** just want to cheat me! Today I'll put the words here, who of you can beat him one-on-one seriously, then I will get out without a word tomorrow, and the position of commander will be given to you. Come and sit!"

After suppressing the roaring subordinates by playing a rogue, the dwarf leader named Sancho glanced at William, worried that he would continue to make an invitation to compete for strength, so he hurriedly swept around, preparing to find someone who had not drunk enough. people to send guests off.

However, because he knew the whereabouts of the target, and his mood was relaxed, the banquet just now was really too enjoyable. The dwarves around him all blushed and had thick necks, and some people even shook the aisle. The task of dropping off guests.

Looking around, this task unexpectedly fell on the bearded dwarf.

"That...the one standing at the door looking in, come here!"

After reaching out to summon the bearded dwarf, Sancho squinted his drunken eyes for two rounds, and then suddenly realized:

"Little Drew from the Tate family...is that right? Well, this is...a distinguished guest, who helped us a lot! He didn't drink too much today, so you have to send me back.

Pay attention, there must be no lack of arms or legs, I must see him tomorrow to be whole! What kind of eyes do you click with me! Did you hear it? It must be whole, if someone bumps into it on the road, come back and be careful I will beat you! "

"..."

Under the tyrannical assignment of the dwarf leader, the bearded dwarf accepted the task of seeing off the guests with a dull expression, and led William out of the gate. When he looked back at the clansmen who squeezed to the door to say goodbye, he felt as if he was being sent off by the whole world. abandoned.

Are you so blind! The guy next to me is obviously not a good person! All of them are coaxed into this kind of virtue, have your brains been eaten by dogs!

After glancing at the lost bearded dwarf beside him, William calmly patted his shoulder and said with a pun:

"Would you like to go back and have a drink? It's not a good feeling for me to wake up alone when everyone is drunk?"

The bearded dwarf shuddered when he heard the words. Although he didn't understand William's second meaning, he instinctively shook his hand off his shoulders, took a step back vigilantly, stared at William's face and said angrily:

"You really have a problem! Say it! What have you done to my people! Why did they become like this?"

"Nothing else, accompany you to eat, drink, and chat, be an ordinary three... er, it seems that I drink a little too much."

William coughed awkwardly and stopped, reaching out to rub his swollen temple.

There were as many as 40 people at the banquet just now, and under the warm hospitality of the dwarves, even if William pretended to be arrogant, pouring half of the drink on his body, he still drank nearly 40% of the drinks on the banquet alone.

And alcohol won't trigger the check, even with his physique attribute, it's a bit high now. If he turns on the system now, there will be an abnormal state of [moderately drunk] in his status bar.

William, who was not feeling well in his head, rubbed his temples vigorously, and calmly reminded the bearded dwarf who was holding a blade:

"I'm a distinguished guest! Isn't it bad for you to hold the axe at me?"

"Bah! What kind of a guest are you! You're a liar!"

The bearded dwarf blushed and said:

"They must be under some mind control magic! You evil..."

"Hey hey hey! Don't drink if you don't drink, don't put on your hat! And..."

William waved his hand to interrupt the bearded dwarf's accusation, and the corners of his mouth curled slightly:

"Tell you the good news, your leaders have just formed an alliance with me, and temporarily handed over the second command of [Dwarf Axe] and those [Earth Lizard Knights] to me, so be careful what you say in the future! Otherwise, don't blame me for making trouble with you~"

The bearded dwarf was shocked when he heard the words. He couldn't believe his leader's behavior of "selling the family", but he instinctively felt that William didn't tell a lie, so he roared and rushed towards him.

"You devil! I fought with you!"

He knocked down the bearded dwarf who came up with one punch~www.wuxiaspot.com~ After regaining the ground for the self who had been scolded before, William graciously forgave the bearded dwarf's recklessness, and then reached out to open the system panel. Check out the notifications for this time.

[Through a seemingly harmonious and pleasant banquet, which is actually full of calculations and scheming, you have successfully made friends with some silver pottery dwarves and gained the favor of the silver pottery dwarf tribe]

[You have shown your strength and manly spirit, and your prestige in the silver pottery dwarf tribe has risen sharply. The current prestige is 65100 (friendly)]

[You informed the silver pottery dwarves about the whereabouts of [Longshan Warhammer], the prestige value in this faction has been greatly increased, and the current prestige value is 6791000 (respect)]

[Failed to see through your sophisticated acting skills, the silver pottery dwarf tribe took the initiative to lend a helping hand to you, sent an invitation to form an alliance, promised to advance and retreat together, and generously provided the secondary command of some legions]

After reading the system prompts, William nodded with satisfaction.

Not bad, not bad, I take back what I said before, although the guys in the chaotic camp are funny, but it is still good to have more contact with each other~