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Vol 2 Chapter 584: Saliva and Stone Puppet
As soon as they met, they were stabbed by someone with a hard and long object. The bearded dwarf was shocked, and with a flick of his hand, he was about to throw the man who was "throwing his arms" out of his arms.
But in terms of reaction, Iori with a higher agility value is obviously much faster.
Before the bearded dwarf could react, he had been stabbed by Iori more than seven or eight times. Drilling down, any sword that can take effect is absolutely fatal.
After finally throwing Iori out of his arms, the bearded dwarf stepped back several steps, stroking his chest and abdomen with his hands in shock, his originally dark face was scarier than paper. White.
But when he realized that he would not be hurt, he finally breathed a sigh of relief, and then rushed up with an angry face, desperately glaring at Iori, who was lying on the ground, trying to stare at this despicable human with his eyes. .
There's no way, "turning off teammate damage" is not only effective for Iori, but also for them, so the only thing that can still cause damage now is the big eye.
Shit! Why can't I stab him?
Iori, who had blue veins on his forehead, got up from the ground in embarrassment, gave up attacking with his sword rationally, and began to try to kill the dwarf on the opposite side by other means.
However, whether it is punching, kicking or divine magic, it will pass directly through the opponent's body and will not cause any effective actual damage at all.
In the eyes of the dwarf's both annoyed and joking, Iori couldn't help but be furious, throwing the nobleman's demeanor behind his head, he suddenly spit out a thick blood-stained phlegm, and spit it out.
"pat"
It may be that the lethality is infinitely approaching zero, this phlegm was not counted in the attack, but actually landed on the dwarf's brain.
Looking at the piece of slime that was sticking to it and slowly sliding down, both the dwarf and the human were sluggish for a moment at the same time, and then...
"Oh! Intense!"
"Bah!"
"Cough! Ah!"
……
When William rushed over, he saw an absurd and bizarre scene. Both dwarves and humans were bulging their cheeks and spitting at each other desperately.
Some people even played "Deep Into the Enemy", standing surrounded by a group of people, they would rather catch the target and spit at the target...
If it weren't for the murderous aura in the eyes of these people, it would have been more childish than a fight between kindergarten children.
After recalling Iori's "intent", William instantly understood the reason for the scene in front of him. He must have known that the sword had no effect, and unexpectedly discovered the only "attack" method that could be effective, so they had nowhere to vent their anger. They started spitting at each other, taking it as an attack on the enemy...
And the current battle situation seems to have a gradual escalation trend.
William was extremely speechless to see that some people who vomited out of "ammunition" had begun to stretch out their hands to untie their belts, and seemed to be ready to try whether the "shooting weapons" that they brought with them would work...
After reluctantly drinking from the chaotic scene, William wrapped his hands in old clothes with a look of disgust, and dragged back Iori, who was already unconscious in the center of the "battlefield".
This guy is probably the most "wounded" person in this sudden "war".
For others, saliva is just a little disgusting, but for Iori, who is obsessed with cleanliness, every mouthful of thick phlegm and saliva that falls on her body is a real "real injury".
However, he was crippled and couldn't hide. The guards of the Frank family who could help were scolded by him again, so he sturdily endured the first wave of attacks with the most ammunition, and was attacked by the dwarves who also had nowhere to breathe. He spit all over his face.
When faced with the stinky saliva of the dwarves with food residues, Iori only lasted for less than twenty seconds, and then collapsed under the double blow of physical and psychological, and just rolled his eyes and fainted, completely Declared that it is impossible to make a comeback.
It's a pity that the dwarves don't have the demeanor to turn down their guns. As the commander of the human side, and the initiator of this "war", the unlucky Iori was surrounded by the dwarves, and he vomited six or seven. minutes.
At first glance, he looked like he had been smeared with whale oil, a large piece of sticky white flowers, and there were shredded meat and pieces of dry food hanging on his forehead. It couldn't be more miserable.
……
After throwing Iori, which had a strong odor, to the guards of the Faran family and ordering them to clean up for him, William didn't even bother to look at the dwarves, he turned his head and was about to leave, but was stopped by a somewhat familiar voice. .
He also suffered the first wave of "artillery fire", which caused the bearded dwarf who was covered in mess to throw off his clothes, revealing his upper body full of scars, and then stared at William with red eyes, gritted teeth, Filled with deep-seated hatred.
"Human! I will definitely avenge Uncle Sancho!"
William glanced back at him, and stopped talking after saying "Oh". After all, he was in a very heavy mood right now. Facing a legion that was already doomed to death, he really had no interest in communicating.
He is not unfamiliar with the "habits" of dwarves. Although he didn't react at first, he also guessed how Leonard made them "black".
After all, in his two lifetimes, Leonard's way of controlling others has never changed, either greed or human nature, or both.
And after thinking about the importance the dwarves place on their compatriots, and their belief in the behavior of "the dead return to the ground, the fallen leaves return to the roots", it is not difficult to know the specific conditions set by Leonard.
But what about knowing that these dwarves have "difficulties"? They still betrayed the "superficial alliance" in earnest, and took action against those who remained in the town.
If there is no dead person on your side, then you can still talk, and you can even talk to each other after paying some price.
You can even be a little bit selfish. Even if the guards of the Faran family died instead of their acquaintances, there is still some room for recovery. As long as the murderer is handed over and compensation is given, it is still possible to sit down and talk.
After all, the strength of the five dwarves is not weak, and they also control nearly 30% of the weapon output of the entire continent. William really does not want to provoke these troublesome guys who are very vengeful.
But it's useless to say anything now. After these dwarves chose to attack the three remaining legions and killed a large number of [Rage Flame Legion] members and those young knights, it was doomed that there would be no "peace talks".
And the rest of these dwarves must not be left. The news of the death of more than a thousand dwarf warriors, although it will not make the silver pottery dwarf clan go crazy, but it can also make the dwarves who value the same clan to lock William's reputation. above hatred.
If that's the case, the five dwarves, who are fighting endlessly internally and extremely united externally, will regard him as an enemy at the same time, and they will also hold grudges against the Dawning Leader and even the Royal Family of Flange.
Even if the distance is too far, they can't send too many people, but as long as they are willing to pay enough price, someone will naturally be willing to do things for them. After all, the weapons produced by the dwarves began to be "hard currency". If the quantity and quality were sufficient, even many great nobles of the Holy Empire would be interested.
Therefore, no matter if they die in the hands of the undead in the next chess game, or die in their own hands after everything is over, these three hundred dwarves must not stay.
Seemingly aware of the determination in William's eyes, the bearded dwarf first widened his eyes in shock, then clenched his fists as if he wanted to say something, but in the end he lowered his head weakly.
No matter what, this time, it's my own fault, and I really don't have the right to accuse the other party of being cruel.
And according to the tradition of the dwarves, in the face of the strong people who cannot be defeated on the battlefield, then don't try to find a bargain from your tongue. In that case, even if you still die, you can die with a little dignity.
……
After dealing with the episode brought by Iori, William silently found a secluded place and began to think about what to do next.
First of all, they must not be separated anymore. They should be at an absolute disadvantage in terms of military strength.
Leonard's game of chess, it seems that you have it and I have it too. Both sides have to abide by the same equal rules, but in reality, they are not as equal as they seem.
The simplest example is the legion represented by the chess piece, and the moisture in it is simply amazing.
More than one hundred [Dwarf Axemen] can be counted as one "soldier", and nearly four hundred [Raging Warhammers] can also be counted as one "soldier", which means that as long as they are of the same type, it seems Can be directly identified as a chess piece.
What about the tens of thousands of [Mourning Souls] in the entire foggy mountain range? Would they also count as a "soldier"?
What about hatred? What about skeletons? What about the golem? Even... the Norm elves responsible for building the underground palace failed to take away those giant stone puppets? Could they also be counted as a "soldier?"
Recalling those stone puppets with a height of more than 20 meters and a wingspan wider than that of two adult giant dragons, William felt a headache.
These troublesome guys are simply six-story buildings that can be moved. Although they are so-called "golems for engineering", they can actually be viewed as giants made of stones.
Those two incomparably sturdy arms stretched out to be one third longer than their height, and the big fist at the end used to dig into the mountains is even more astonishingly heavy. One of the biggest technological crystallizations in the "even learning".
Except for the fact that because of its high self-weight, it can only move at an extremely slow speed on the soil that has released [Turn Mud to Stone]. This thing has almost no obvious shortcomings, and it is completely the most terrifying war machine.
Although [Raging Flame Legion] has the legion characteristics of [Pedicure], it can slightly increase the damage caused to heavy creatures, but this stone puppet only needs to sit down, and then roll slowly for a few times, relying on its huge self-weight to directly You can crush all the idiots to death!
Thinking of this, William frowned and recalled the history of this thing.
A golem with such a perverted lethality would definitely want to throw it on the battlefield.
No... This thing seems to have been built for battle from the very beginning. It once caused great casualties in the war with the human camp. What is even more terrifying is that the materials for making this thing are not difficult to find. The devastating hunk can still be mass-produced.
However, the predecessor of the Arcane Empire, the largest spellcaster holy place for human beings at that time [Skytree], quickly came up with a countermeasure, gathering the wisdom of nearly a hundred high-level spellcasters, and it only took less than a week to target them. Developed a war magic called [Hundred-foot Mire Technique].
As long as 200 apprentice-level spellcasters join forces, they can create a quagmire as deep as 100 feet, which is about 30 meters deep. It happens that these stone puppets can barely reveal the height of their fingertips when they raise their hands. , so that even if they grabbed the land by the quagmire, they would not be able to use their strength.
As for jumping, jumping, and the like, don't even think about it. Not to mention that the mud under your feet is difficult to exert force, the huge self-weight of the light stone puppet does not support this kind of "intense" exercise at all.
These guys are really too big and heavy, and the strength of the golem materials is generally not high enough, so even if they "lie down" quickly, they may be directly crushed by their own weight, causing the elves to make these puppets when they are made. , did not design similar functions for them at all.
Under the targeted attack, it took less than a month for more than 500 stone puppets in the hands of the elves to be "buried alive" by force. It can only be used for construction, and it has become the so-called "engineering magic puppet"...
If you look at it this way, it seems that these giant stone puppets are not difficult to solve, but the problem is that the [Hundred-foot Mire Technique] is war magic. Where can I find two hundred apprentice-level spellcasters?
At a loss, William sighed at first, then rubbed his temples with a headache.
The current situation, that is, Xixi sent a link called [Hundred-foot Mire Technique], and he had to find two hundred magic apprentices to help cut it at the same time, otherwise when he really encountered those seven or eight big stones, I can solve two or three by myself, and the rest really can only be piled up with human lives...
no! Not to mention how to deal with other legions after grinding these big guys to death, the huge battle damage that will be caused here is absolutely unbearable. Destruction will do.
Unable to think of a way, William gave up working behind closed doors, found Karina who was resting, and put forward his needs.
After listening to his description, the little rich woman thought about it for a long time and couldn't find a good solution, so she found a table and lay down, and her soul got into the yellow mud slate, and began to inquire about the records left by the first generation of knowledge popes, trying to find The possibility of solving these stone puppets.
However, this question seems to be a bit difficult. Karina has been lying down for three or four hours. The sun has already set outside, and she still hasn't gotten up yet.
Just when William was really bored waiting, he picked up the pen to draw something on her face, the little rich woman finally woke up, smiling like a flower:
"William! I found a way! Although the [Hundred-Foot Mire Technique] doesn't work, we can... What are you going to do?"
William flipped his wrist without changing his expression. Before Karina could see clearly, he put the quill dipped in ink into the space ring~www.wuxiaspot.com~ and then asked in surprise:
"what?"
"..."
Seeing William's face that was so close, and the right hand that seemed to be about to hold her chin, the little rich woman's mind immediately went numb, and several ambiguous episodes that she had read in the book were flashed.
Like stealing kisses, stealing kisses, and stealing kisses...
"No... nothing..."
She licked her lips a little flustered, and after not finding anything unusual, she finally breathed a sigh of relief, and then her eyes wandered and said:
"That... I found a way, since we can't meet the 200 people needed for the [Hundred-foot Mire Technique], then we can change our minds.
Since the consumption of this arcane spell is very low, and the threshold is not too high, we will find 200 people whose spiritual attributes meet the standard, draw small auxiliary magic patterns on them, and extract their spiritual power to release the [Hundred-foot Mire Technique]. 】Not enough? "
Um... two hundred people with spiritual attributes up to the standard?
After recalling the minimum mental value required to release the [Hundred-Foot Mire Technique], William, who didn't seem to have enough people, first frowned, and then thoughtfully touched the space ring on his hand.
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Sure enough, I still have to stand, tomorrow at the fourth watch. o(TヘTo)
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