This Plug-in is Too Middle School

"Teacher...Are you sure it's okay to do this?"

The banshee, clutching her belly, took a deep breath, then shyly shyly flattened her belly, as if she wanted to make it look like there was something in it, but after finding that the effect was not good, she had to shrink back in resignation and muttered softly. :

"I always feel that your method is not very reliable. It's not that William will not come back. I have done so many things now. What should I do when he comes back to settle accounts with me?"

"What are you afraid of?"

The small communication station trembled a few times, forming a large, crooked, bizarre text.

"Don't worry, even in the Tower of the Six Laws, you are a beautiful girl. What kind of world can a lord of a small place see? Just dress up and act like a spoiled child based on your appearance, and you will definitely be able to fascinate him. Pay well!

man? Ah! If you can learn half of my mother's methods, coupled with your fertile figure, there will be no man who can't take it down! "

"Just do as I said, dress up well, and when he comes back, I promise that within three sentences, he will be able to pay you another 1.8 million!

By the way, you must change your ugly black robe for me before meeting him! Go buy the kind of small skirt that can only walk half a step, regardless of whether it is winter or summer, just buy the thinnest one!

Also, remember to ask someone to change the fabric on your butt, the tighter the better! "

Feeling a little embarrassed by the blatant remarks on the interrogation platform, after subconsciously touching her buttocks, the banshee replied with a blushing face:

"Teacher...Isn't this...a bit not good? And his territory has been short of money recently, or...I'd better go back and talk about it?"

I don't know if it was because the distance was too far and the "signal" was not good, or because she was shocked by her remarks that were completely different from the past. Shake out a lot of crooked words.

"Refund? Are you crazy!"

"Spell books cost money! Magic potions cost money! Appropriate equipment costs money! Spell experiments and alchemy workshops can only be burned purely by burning money! How far can a spellcaster go on the arcane road? Seeing is the ability to make money! Now you actually told me that you want to get your money back?"

"No doors! No windows! No! Not even a vent!"

"The money that goes into the hands of our spellcasters will be burned as soon as possible! All of it will be burned!"

"The sea of ​​arcane is endless, and there are always countless mysteries and topics to explore!

All spellcasters with money in their hands are garbage! waste! Only those poor sour mages who came from small places would be reluctant to use a little precious metal that was pressed in batches! Money is only valuable when it is exchanged for materials! "

After a pause, another text message came over.

"Damn it! I shouldn't have let you run there in the first place! Andrea! The teacher is heartbroken, you know? What about your love for alchemy? What about your pursuit of arcane magic?

How long has it been since you went back? How did you degenerate into what you are today! ! ! "

"..."

Teacher... No matter what you think, the guy who teaches his disciples to wear short skirts to fish for men is more degenerate, right?

After the banshee pouted, she took out a piece of silver ore in distress, ground it into powder and added "ink" to the communication station, and then dipped her finger in the silver powder and wrote:

"Teacher, don't keep saying those excessive things. William already said it before he left. From now on, he will give me money every month. It's just that the experiment is too tight right now. It's necessary to make his territory more than he can make ends meet..."

"..."

After the banshee sent her words this time, the communication station fell into a long "silence" again, so long that she even wondered if the communication station was broken.

After a full ten minutes, the finely shredded silver powder on the small communication platform quickly gathered into a pile, arranging two lines of text that made Andrea feel somewhat inexplicable.

"Andrea, touch your conscience and tell the teacher."

"Is that man named William very handsome?"

William, is he... handsome?

After seeing the question sent by the teacher, the banshee subconsciously licked her lower lip, and William's calm face flashed before her eyes.

As a "science student", she is really not very good at describing a man's appearance, but if she has to describe it, she doesn't dare to look at it.

Even if you stay in the same room for too long, the small flame in your heart will keep going up, and your head will be a little crispy and numb...

So it's really pretty...

Andrea touched her slightly feverish face, then used her soft buttocks to open the hard pillow at the head of the bed, put the communication desk on her lap, leaned against the head of the bed, and wrote:

"Teacher, what are you thinking! It's not a question of being handsome or not at all!

I'm doing this because...well...because I want to run a long line for big fish! His territory earns hundreds of thousands of gold gold per year, and I'm afraid it will double several times in the future, I'm not thinking..."

"Bah! What kind of fish are you fishing, and you want to fool the old lady with this kind of bullshit? You stinky girl just wants to catch men!"

Before the banshee could finish writing the following words, the silver powder on the communication desk quickly deformed and piled up, squeezing out the words she wrote.

"Don't try to get off the topic, let's be honest, what does that guy look like? How does it compare to your brother Andy?"

Brother Andy?

After a quick pass in her mind, the female fairy's expression instantly calmed down a lot, she tilted her head and thought about it and wrote:

"Compared to Senior Brother Andy...isn't that much worse?"

Damn, only a little worse than Andy? No wonder it can fascinate you so much that you don't even want the money!

When I wrote this, the person opposite the communication desk seemed very angry, and probably hammered the "writing board" very hard, causing the silver powder on the communication desk to gather into a small fist mark, and then a few lines of text appeared again. .

"Andrea, do you know why your senior brother is so stupid, did I still accept him as a disciple?

It's because this idiot is stupid, but he is good-looking enough. After the experiment is tired, he can relax his eyes when he is tired, alas... You stinky girl is lucky to find a handsome man who can make money.

If you really have any thoughts, then take good care of it. Although he is not as good-looking as Andy, it is not bad that he will earn hundreds of thousands in the future. "

"And... if you're not short of money, it would be better if you could support the teacher's research a little."

"Huh? Why don't you speak?"

"Damn! The teacher is so good to you, and you are so poor that you hook up with the little lord and still want to help you pay off your debts. You actually even have a mere tens of thousands (erased)... Are you reluctant to give up hundreds of thousands of gold?"

The person on the other end of the communication station may be a little excited, and the writing speed is getting faster and faster, and a lot of silver powder is floating all over the bed.

"Haqiu!"

After being choked by the dust and sneezing, the female fairy who recovered her hand reached out and wiped off the silver powder on the slate, raised her hand with a sneer, and quickly wrote:

"No, I was just thinking about what happened before."

"What I said just now is almost the same. In fact, it means that William is more handsome than Senior Brother Andy. Teacher, you have misunderstood it! And the degree is not the same...

Although I'm a little sorry for Brother Andy, William's appearance is actually much better than him, and it's a little bigger than the gap between me and you. "

"..."

"Also, there is definitely no money, I almost lost my life to find such a handsome and rich man, why should he let him spend money on other women?

Complete! All! Yes! I! of! "

...

Strange, all my money is in the space ring? Why do I always feel like I've lost money?

After checking the space ring for the third time and finding that there was nothing unusual, William frowned and put his hand into his pocket, flicking the lucky coin that seemed to be dead inside.

"What are you doing?"

The lucky coin that had eaten a little "struggled" shook, and then William's ears rang out with the weak voice of the goddess pulling the crotch.

"Hiccup... Just say something, but I'm very busy right now, so it's almost impossible to help; don't bother me if you're okay, I'm busy."

Oh, scumbag!

After hearing Goddess Fate's insincere remarks, William narrowed his eyes a little unhappily, and remembered Goddess Pulling Crotch viciously in his heart.

When I didn't get the power of destiny before, the voice of this guy was sweet, and the attitude was low. I wish I could pop out of the lucky coin and lick me.

As a result, now that the power of fate is in hand, it is this attitude of ignoring the answer immediately. This guy is really arrogant, and he simply lacks education!

While thinking about how to concoct this thing the next time he is begged on his head, William asked with a serious expression:

"I don't have time to talk to you, I seem to have a problem just now, and strange thoughts keep popping out of my mind, obviously everything is well placed in the space ring, but I don't know why I always want to open it and take a look. Look.

Even when I'm talking to you now, I feel as if I've lost money, and my heart skips a beat every time I take a step... You say, is it your fault? "

The goddess of pulling the crotch hummed suspiciously, and then said lazily:

"I didn't do it, but I probably know what's going on, just wait."

After a strange sucking sound, William was surprised to find that the "sense of crisis" that had been bouncing around in his mind actually began to gradually weaken, and soon disappeared completely.

"Hiccup, are you okay now?"

"..."

Hearing the hiccups of the goddess pulling the crotch, William shook his head speechlessly.

"Okay, how did you do it?"

"It's very simple."

In William's somewhat curious expression, the goddess of pulling the crotch explained slowly:

"Your talent in the destiny sequence is too bad, hiccup... and your soul is very strange. Under normal circumstances, it cannot absorb the power of destiny, but isn't it me? I..."

At this time, William squeezed the lucky coin hard, interrupting the speech of the goddess of pulling the hip, and said a little unhappily:

"Speaking is talking, but can't you not hiccup?"

"Hiccup...I don't want to either, but isn't it enough to eat?"

The voice of the crotch goddess was both aggrieved and proud.

"Hiccup... The things on the north side should have never happened. Most of them will appear after you have mixed them up, and these 400,000 shadow creatures are enough to wipe out Flange, and even spread to the Holy Empire.

This in and out is the double power of destiny!

And these changes didn't happen in the future. The kind of long-lasting changes, from the change of fate you triggered to the elimination of your own hands, it didn't take long in total. These powers of fate are really... It's too much... hiccup... it's filling me up..."

Tsk...it's still full...why didn't it hold you to death?

William said with a dark face: "Okay, okay, hiccup if you want. Hurry up and finish the previous question. What's the matter with my abnormality?"

"Hiccup...it's not a big deal, it's just that the amount of Destiny Force is a bit large, and when I ate it, it fell a little bit...cough, I didn't care about it, it leaked out and stuck on you.

Although this power of destiny cannot make you advance, it can also make you feel the power of the follow-up sequence of destiny. The state you were in just now is the ability of the third-order profession of the destiny sequence, the alert person, [malicious omen]. Being able to perceive maliciousness associated with you...

how about it? Is it useful or not? Do you want to consider being my pope in the future? "

Damn pope, I really want to be your dad!

After listening to the outrageous explanation of the goddess of pulling the hips, William's face suddenly turned black as the bottom of a pot, and he really wanted to drag this guy out of the lucky coin and clean it up.

Although the description of the goddess of pulling the crotch sounds insane, it is much easier to understand in another way.

The current goddess of pulling the hips is equivalent to riding on William's neck, eating bear biscuits, but because of too much food and eating indecent, the biscuit crumbs fell off him in a rustling way, letting him William, who didn't eat the bear biscuits, also smelled a little "sweetness" belonging to the bear biscuits.

"So... the way you solved this problem was to help me clean up the force of destiny on my body?"

"..."

Eh... Actually, it's more appropriate to lick it around. After all, the power of destiny is very cherished, how can it be wasted casually?

...

After getting the affirmative reply from the goddess of pulling the hips, and the assurance that there will be no such thing in the future, William frowned thoughtfully.

Although the system didn't prompt it just now, since it was endorsed by the Goddess of Fate, the [Malicious Omen] just now should be real and effective, that is to say...

Someone really cares about their money!

hateful! It must be the new deacon of Fortune Church! Wait for the old man to go back! I must let you have a good memory! Make you lose interest in money for the rest of your life!

...

At the same time, in the dawn collar that William was thinking about, a monk from the Church of Knowledge knocked on the door of the assistant priest Franky, and handed a few pieces of letter paper over with a bitter face.

"Lord Franky, the reply from the Seven Grand Duchy has arrived."

The pale-faced young man rubbed his brows, took the envelopes and counted them, then frowned a little sullenly and said:

"Even though seven letters were sent, why are there only five replies? Damn it! What did you do?"

After the monk who was scolded secretly said that he was unlucky, he said a little:

"I also ask your lord to be more considerate. Something happened to Her Majesty the Queen. We really can't get in touch. Although the letter from the Razer family has been delivered, but..."

"Don't hesitate! Hurry up and say it!"

"Uh... The Grand Duke said he was too lazy to write a reply~www.wuxiaspot.com~ and only verbally replied..."

"Hmph! There is no reverence for the true **** and the church in the way! These guys with demon blood are really all garbage! All damn!"

After scolding angrily, the pale young man said with a bad expression:

"What did she say? Tell me! Not a word can be wrong!"

"Forehead……"

The monk opened his lips slightly, lowered his head and said something in a low voice, but the voice was too small to be heard clearly by Franky's ear.

"What the **** are you doing? Be louder!"

Looking at the angry face of the altar, the unfortunate monk sighed in his heart, then closed his eyes and recited aloud:

"I'm too lazy to go! Tell that stupid X! Let him go and play!"

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