This Princess, Lu Ziye, Deserves To Be Favored!
Chapter 308: Brother and Brother
Zi Xiao originally just wanted to come to investigate a wave of falsehoods and then get out, but he couldn't stand the warm invitation of King Tsing Yi, so he stayed in the palace, grabbed a meal of human food, and then went back to Jiuzhongtian.
He came here to use the human body on purpose, obviously he was well prepared.
"King Tsing Yi, do you cook by yourself?" Zi Xiao was surprised when she saw that she went straight to the back kitchen, and secretly admired Brother Beiyin.
Although the other party in the Nanfeng Pavilion looked at home that day and seemed to have no status at home, as if he was a rake, but he had the ability to make this wicked woman wash his hands and make soup for him. Obviously, he is very good at the way of the royal wife!
Oh, what a god!
I'm still incomparable, so I decided to ask my cheap son for a while... No, noble brother, how exactly did he control his wife!
Zi Xiao sighed, what about Yin Si Yiba, in the end, didn't he want to give Beiyin Emperor a foot wash?
Tsing Yi smiled coldly and glanced at the old woman.
Picked up the few old kings who were lucky enough to not die in the morning, threw the chopping board, and continued his great cause of dismemberment.
Zi Xiao looked at him and couldn't help nodding. This knife work was so skilled, one could tell that he was often busy in the back kitchen.
Looking at this technology of slaughtering the flesh and bones like a cow, this turtle feast will be very refreshing after thinking about it for a while, Zi Xiao has already swallowed his saliva and started to look forward to it.
The refreshing suffocation gradually hit.
Tsing Yi didn't have to look up to know who was back.
Xiao Jue returned to the mansion with a pale face. He vomited several times along the way, which was really uncomfortable. As soon as he entered the door, his brows furrowed, and he noticed that an uninvited guest came to the door.
"Your Majesty, it seems that the one is here." Lingfeng also felt it, and his face changed slightly.
Xiao Jue snorted, took off his cloak and handed it to him, "Reject the others, and tell them not to go to the back kitchen and the inner courtyard for a while."
Lingfeng nodded, and began to feel uneasy again in his heart.
Damn it, there is chaos in the palace right now, what kind of fun is that old man with no roots and tendons coming from God Zixiao?
Isn't this a mess?
back kitchen.
Xiao Jue hurried there, smelling the magical 'scent' from a distance.
The stomach that had just been devastated was suddenly recalled, and began to churning again. He covered his mouth, forcibly suppressed the nausea, cheered up his face, and walked in with a smile.
Not surprisingly, I saw Zi Xiao.
Yu Guang glanced at the stove, and unexpectedly there were still a few lumps of **** that had not been cooked.
"Brother Wang, you're back. Today, my younger brother came to harass me. I was kindly invited by my sister-in-law to stay and ask for two glasses of water and wine to eat."
Zi Xiao smiled with a bright face, Xiao Jue looked at him speechless for a long time, sister-in-law? Your name is kind.
His eyes turned to face Tsing Yi's weird smile.
Swish.
A jar of salt was poured into the pot.
Stir the spoon.
Xiao Jue felt that the spoon was not stirring the pot, but his own stomach.
Zixiao next to her was still sighing, "As expected of a brother Wang, look at how virtuous and virtuous my sister-in-law is, and she washes her hands to make soup for you. It's good for that tigress in my house to cook soup without peeling me off."
Xiao Jue raised the corners of his lips dryly, looking at the dead old turtles.
The desolation in my heart can't be expressed.
How do you know she doesn't have the mind to peel me off and make soup?
"Since you're here, I'll treat you as a treat. It's true that we haven't been together for a long time." Xiao Jue suddenly reached out and patted Zi Xiao's shoulder, a smile on Jun's face: "Eat more lunch, your sister-in-law is very good at craftsmanship. "
Zi Xiao was instantly flattered.
My dear, this time, after the Beiyin Wangxiong came back, his temper really changed a lot.
In the past, he didn't say that he was cold and frosty, but he always refused to talk to people thousands of miles away.
Zi Xiao responded with a smile, sure enough, love makes people warm.
"Then the little brother is disrespectful, and I will eat two more bowls in a while."
"Hehe, two bowls are not enough, half the pot is yours."
The Great Emperor's eyes narrowed with smiles. At this moment, he didn't feel that Zi Xiao was an eyesore. Instead, he felt that the other party was coming at the right time.
His stomach was saved.
Lingfeng, who knew the truth, squatted outside the door with a pair of cats and dogs, and sympathetically glanced at the **** Zixiao.
Laugh as long as you can, because the good times are coming to an end.
Tsing Yi glanced at the two men on the opposite side, could she not understand the black ink in Xiao Jue's stomach? Oh, see through and don't tell, good brother, of course you will die neatly.
The days are still long, if you have the ability, you can find a short-lived ghost every day to accompany you to death.
Lunch time.
Turtle soup is served.
In addition to soup, there are braised turtle heads, steamed turtle tails, and vinegared turtle legs. There are a lot of names, but they all look the same: pitch black.
The Prince Regent kept his face calm, controlled his trembling hands, and took a sip of tea. It turned out that breakfast was just an appetizer, and lunch was the highlight...
It's okay, okay, someone died together.
Zi Xiao estimated that it was the first time she saw such dark dishes, and she was somewhat shocked. The food on earth in his impression is not like this.
"Weiza... are they all black?"
Zi Xiao asked humbly.
"Eat black to make up for black." Tsing Yi drank the tea indifferently, "Don't eat more black, how can there be so many dirty eyes to fool people, right?"
The Regent bowed his head and said nothing.
Zi Xiao vaguely sensed something was wrong...
Is it time for him to say goodbye now?
"This...isn't human food?"
"The ingredients for Yin Division, this Tsing Yi King personally produced it, and I guarantee the only one." Tsing Yi smiled and showed white teeth, stared at them, and raised his eyebrows: "You're welcome, eat it! I've been busy for a long time, you have the skills to give it to me. Anything left to try?"
Zi Xiao's heart was trembling, and he looked beside him in horror, "Wang, brother Wang..."
Xiao Jue looked solemn, raised the bowl, held the chopsticks, and said solemnly, "Eat."
This generous and tragic appearance seems to be about to die!
He put a chopstick in his mouth, hissing—it was still a familiar taste, a familiar formula, but unexpectedly, his tongue became numb.
The regent ate like chewing wax, and had to keep a smile on his face.
After Zi Xiao shivered with chopsticks and ate it, his face turned dark immediately. Just as he was about to spit out the meat, Xiao Jue suddenly slapped him on the shoulder. After being frightened, he didn't have time to chew the meat, so he just swallowed it. down.
Zi Xiao's face darkened.
Before he had time to vomit, the low and resentful voice of the great emperor next to him came over.
"Brother Zixiao, you agreed to eat half a pot, don't let Gu disappointed."
No! Brother Wang…
Your family's kind little brother is really unhappy, so you should be disappointed with your little brother now!
Tsing Yi looked at the fellow in distress across from him, smiled coldly, and mumbled, "Two chickens."
Isn't it just a pot of turtle soup, as for this dog's virtue.
What pain did she have in Yin Si?
The wicked woman, without changing her face, poured a bowl of soup for herself and brought it to her lips.
When Xiao Jue saw this, he hesitated, but in the end he kept smiling and endured it.
Tsing Yi took a sip without any expression on his face. On the opposite side, the brothers and sisters stared at her with burning eyes. After a while... Tsing Yi's throat rolled and he swallowed the soup.
Zi Xiao looked shocked, as expected of a wicked woman, a ruthless character who grew up drinking yellow spring water and eating little ghost meat, you can drink this stuff!
Before she had time to sigh, Tsing Yi put down her chopsticks and said lightly: "There is still some leftovers in the kitchen, I will serve them in this seat." After she said that, she turned her head and left, and Xiao Jue and Zi Xiao heard it as soon as the person disappeared. There was a sound of overturning the river and the sea outside...
"vomit-"
Pfft, Zi Xiao bowed his head and laughed and twitched.
When he raised his head, he faced the Great Emperor who also had a smile on his face, but soon, the smile on the Great Emperor's face disappeared.
My little daughter-in-law is stupid, only I can laugh, how old are you?
"Have you laughed enough? If you laugh enough, you'll finish this table and get out."
Zi Xiao: "…"
Why don't you just let me die...
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