This protagonist is really good
Chapter 43
Lu Tianhao shook his head, picked up the can and took a sip.
Ye Feng, who was sitting at another table, unconsciously picked up the bowl filled with various seasonings on the table, his eyes still full of confusion.
Why did he take the seasoning bowl?
Did the brain give instructions to his subordinates?
When the bowl reached his mouth, Ye Feng's eyes became horrified. Was he going to drink it?
But I don't want to drink it!
Why is my hand out of control!
Ye Feng unconsciously opened his mouth and drank a bowl of dipping sauce mixed with various seasonings into his mouth.
For a moment, Ye Feng felt his taste buds explode.
Instantly, his eyes were clear and bright, and the short moment seemed to have passed a long life.
"Ye Feng..." Zhao Qian slapped Ye Feng on the shoulder with a sneer on her face.
This slap also interrupted Lu Tianhao's unintentional instructions just now.
Ye Feng subconsciously looked back and saw that it was Zhao Qian, and he was also a little angry!
What does this woman mean?
Is she here to humiliate me on purpose?
Her heart tightened and her mouth became a chrysanthemum shape. Her tongue seemed to be pushing a gun, spraying out all kinds of seasonings in her mouth like a high-pressure water gun, and spitting the dipping sauce mixed with several seasonings on Zhao Qian's face.
Faced with the sudden change, Zhao Qian, who originally wanted to say something arrogant, stood there in a daze!
Lu Tianhao was facing the door, and he saw the whole scene, and the juice in his mouth almost sprayed out.
What kind of opening is this?
Why didn't I write this paragraph in my novel!
You can't change the plot at will!
[Due to your existence, the plot has been greatly changed. Zhao Qian's favorability towards Ye Feng -10]
[Currently Zhao Qian's favorability towards Ye Feng -60 (hostility)]
[Ye Feng's Godly System Aura -1% (currently 92%)]
[Lu Tianhao's Godly System Aura +1% (currently 8%)]
[Get reward: Mengshan Public School]
Mengshan Public School?
Lu Tianhao suddenly remembered that this was the top-ranked school in the entire East Continent.
It is also the top two schools in the four major continents. Only Luogong College can compare with it.
His sister, Lu Wanqing, is also a top student at Mengshan Public School.
Could it be that Ye Feng also graduated from Mengshan Public School?
Since the story in the book does not involve Ye Feng's university, the name of Ye Feng's university does not appear.
It can't be so ridiculous, a graduate of Mengshan Public School delivering food?
What's the difference between this and a Tsinghua graduate working as a security guard in a parallel world?
While thinking, the insect also fed back the information that the command was interrupted.
Lu Tianhao was confused, "When did I give the order? Not yet... '
He looked down and saw the juice that he drank half of in a few gulps!
I understand, did I want to drink water just now, and subconsciously conveyed the information to the insect?
This communication is quite convenient!
Keep trying!
Zhao Qian was sprayed with seasoning by Ye Feng. Although she was stunned for a moment, she soon became full of grief and anger, and shouted loudly, "Ye Feng! You are too much!"
Although he sprayed Zhao Qian with seasoning, Ye Feng didn't think he was wrong at all!
If it wasn't this woman who slapped him, could he spit on this woman's face?
"Zhao Qian, you come to me..."
Ye Feng suddenly stopped talking halfway, a warm current came out of his throat, and his mouth suddenly expanded!
Then he made a sound like a waterfall and a dragon's breath.
'Uh~~~~! ’
I only heard a long burp, which lasted for three seconds, and the sound lingered.
A visible stream of foul air over a meter long came out of Ye Feng's mouth and enveloped Zhao Qian.
Balsamic vinegar, chili peppers, chopped green onions and other pungent seasonings, with the smell of three garlics, sprayed out of Ye Feng's mouth.
An indescribable smell rushed from Zhao Qian's nasal cavity to her brain, and she almost vomited it out.
In an instant, I understood why vampires are afraid of garlic.
Not to mention vampires, there is probably nothing in the world that is not afraid of this smell!
This lethality is much greater than anti-wolf spray!
This is a biological weapon!
Zhao Qian, who reacted, foamed at the mouth and rolled her eyes and fainted!
Seeing Zhao Qian fainted, Lu Tianhao was also a little confused. 'I just made Ye Feng burp, how could it be so powerful! '
In an instant, an indescribable smell spread in the spicy hot pot restaurant.
This smell is really eye-irritating!
The long and loud sound made the store manager who was preparing in the kitchen and holding the tray do a spinning waltz on the spot, and almost threw the tray in his hand!
The store manager lifted the curtain and frowned and shouted, "Donkeys can't enter the store!"
The customer who was originally attracted by Ye Feng's loud burpingPeople were amused by the store manager!
This can't be blamed on the store manager, the key is that the burp sound just now was too similar!
More like a donkey than a donkey!
Ye Feng, who had a bad temper, was furious when he heard the store manager humiliating him like this, and he went up to argue.
"I fucking...!"
"Uh..."
"I....!"
"Uh..."
"Fuck....!"
Lu Tianhao had no idea that once this burp started, it was like opening Pandora's box, and it couldn't be stopped just because he wanted to.
However, it also proved that the Gu worm was still very useful!
In the future, we must refine more high-level Gu worms, which are essential for killing and robbing!
What's more terrible is that Ye Feng had eaten three heads of garlic and drank a bowl of seasoning before.
When the smell spread in the store, it could no longer be described as pungent!
It was simply despairing!
An extremely hot and sour taste, and a slightly wet feeling, as if someone had poured the base of hot and sour soup into an air humidifier.
Ye Feng didn't take his hiccups to heart at all. While hiccuping, he jumped like a zombie and rushed towards the store manager.
Every time his chest resonated, Ye Feng couldn't help but take a small step!
"I...!"
"Uh...!"
Ye Feng couldn't help it and slapped himself!
The slap was louder than the hiccups.
This is really a ruthless person, the kind who even hits himself when he gets angry.
"Damn, can't you let..."
"Uh...!"
"I...!"
"Uh...!"
"Speak...!"
"Uh...!"
"Finish it!"
"Uh...!"
I've heard of schizophrenia, and Lu Tianhao has seen the split body today.
This hiccup is uncontrollable, really uncontrollable, even gods can't help!
If this is exhaust, you can just plug it with empty bullet shells. If you don't have enough bullets, you can still use shells. If you don't have shells, you can still use durian.
What to do with hiccups?
You can't stop it!
What's even more terrifying is that hiccups are contagious!
As soon as Ye Feng approached the store manager, the store manager suddenly felt an inexplicable air rising in his chest, and he unconsciously made a "uh" sound!
He immediately put the tray on the cashier and pointed at the cashier.
"You go..."
"Uh..."
"Give it to..."
"Uh..."
"No. 8..."
"Uh..."
After saying that, the store manager ran to the kitchen and prepared to drink a few sips of water to suppress it!
"Store..."
"Uh..."
The clerk was also infected instantly!
Not only the store manager, cashier, but also the customers in the store were infected.
Lu Tianhao felt that he was not at the morning market for a moment. The sounds of ducks, geese, toads, donkeys, horses, and camels were heard one after another.
There are ventriloquist in Linhai, and they are all eating spicy hot pot!
Even Ling Guoguo covered her nose, looking very uncomfortable, and looked at Lu Tianhao with tears in her eyes, "Brother Hao, why don't we change the restaurant to eat, I'll treat you, I'm afraid I can't bear it if we go on!"
Lu Tianhao didn't go to get the poisonous insect. He squeezed his palm and crushed it directly in the air, and left the spicy hot pot restaurant with Ling Guoguo and Lu Wanqing.
Because Lu Tianhao also felt that he would be infected if he stayed any longer!
Hiccups are so scary!
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