This Simplification Is Too Outrageous

Rice with chopsticks inserted straight, isn't this a dead man's meal?

Qiao Yuan did not make a move.

"What's the matter, are you not used to eating?"

The woman picked up a piece of bright red meat from an unknown animal and chewed it slowly in her mouth, with an expression of enjoyment on her face.

On the other hand, Jia Hong had more sweat on his forehead, his face was extremely pale, and he did not dare to look directly at the woman.

Qiao Yuan looked at the chopsticks in the bowl, and then at the woman.

"Sister, your way of sticking chopsticks, does your mother know that she won't smoke you?"

"Or do you... don't have a mother?"

hiss……

Jia Hong on the side sucked in a breath of cold air, the chopsticks in his hand fell to the ground, he raised his head sharply, and looked at Qiao Yuan in disbelief.

How dare he!

How dare he speak like that!

It's over, it's over, it's over, both of them will die here today.

For a while, Jia Hong's face was ashen, and he was even about to cry.

...

Time seemed to freeze, and the whole world stopped at this moment, without any sound.

The woman's movements froze, and her chewing mouth also stopped. It took a long time before she opened her eyes, looking at Qiao Yuan with strange eyes.

That look seemed to want to rip him alive.

Qiao Yuan didn't dodge either, facing the woman and instructing Jia Hong, "Brother, help me close the curtains."

Jia Hong: "???"

At this time, Jia Hong was in deep despair, and looked at Qiao Yuan with puzzlement. After seeing the woman staring at Qiao Yuan, he finally gritted his teeth and did as Qiao Yuan ordered.

sigh~

Closing the curtains, the originally bright living room instantly became dim, and the chandelier on the top emitted a warm orange light, but it made people feel depressed.

Qiao Yuan nodded in satisfaction and said, "Brother, you go to the bedroom for a while, and I will have a good chat with your wife."

"By the way, lock the door, don't peek, let alone listen!"

Jia Hong was stunned, full of puzzlement, but when he thought of the horror of this woman, he immediately went to the bedroom and closed the door without looking back.

Since this brother is willing to do it, let him do it!

The woman looked at Qiao Yuan up and down, and said in a cold and numb tone:

"Are you here to save him?"

Qiao Yuan pushed away the dead man's meal in front of him, shook his head, and showed an expression of how impossible it was.

The fierceness in the woman's eyes eased slightly.

At this moment, Qiao Yuan held his cheeks with both hands, narrowed his eyes, made a lazy look, and a smile appeared on the corner of his mouth.

"Sister, don't get me wrong."

"I came today... just to kill you, or be killed by you."

After speaking, Qiao Yuan blinked.

His eyes are full of seriousness!

Thump~

Jia Hong, who was about to take a peek in the bedroom, was so frightened that his legs fell limp and fell to the ground.

Now it's all broken by his own netizen. He regrets it extremely, regretting why he found Qiao Yuan.

...

click~

The sound of bones rubbing sounded.

In Qiao Yuan's line of sight, the woman's neck gradually bent until it looked 90 degrees, and then she opened her bright red lips, revealing the sharp teeth inside, her mouth was full of sticky bloodshots, and her face became more and more gloomy.

呲呲~

The chandelier overhead was also flickering as if it were in poor contact.

Qiao Yuan: "Sister, why is your face so bad, is it because of the cold?"

Qiao Yuan picked up the thermos cup he carried with him and slowly poured himself a cup of steaming hot water.

"Sister, drink more hot water, it is good for your health."

Gollum~

A few mouthfuls of hot water.

[Cultivation base +4]

woman:"……"

The woman was a little angry, then folded her neck to the other side and stared at Qiao Yuan with deadly eyes.

"Hey, sister, your body..."

"Trembling?"

"Drink more hot water!"

When Qiao Yuan said these words, there was a strange sound in the quiet hall.

creak... creak...

Is this the sound of teeth grinding or...

Qiao Yuan shifted his gaze to the woman, and saw that the fingernails on the woman's hands were slowly growing.

Several deep marks have been drawn on the dining table.

...

"Drink as much as you like. After a while, you won't be able to drink hot water in your life."

The woman spoke to Qiao Yuan in a cold tone.

The fingernails on both hands had grown to ten centimeters, and they were glowing with a metallic gloom.

"Sister, you're joking. I'll drink hot water for the rest of my life. Jesus can't control it. I said it."

After speaking, Qiao Yuan took another sip of hot water.

【Repair +1】

woman:"……"

After recovering for more than half a year, this is the first time that it has seen such an arrogant human being. Not only is it not afraid, but it even shows that expression.

That being the case, play with him yourself!

kill him!

The woman stretched out her smooth hands and grabbed Qiao Yuan's wrist.

"I know my sister is cold, so why don't you hug me?"

Qiao Yuan's eyes widened sharply, his eyes were like torches, and his breathing was rapid.

Did you hear it right?

Is it going to hug?

Gollum~

Qiao Yuan swallowed.

This was the first time he had heard the alien begging for a hug.

You must know that for Li Xiaoling, let alone hugging that night, he collapsed to the ground just after rubbing his body twice.

Qiao Yuan smiled and replied, "Sister, I'm afraid you won't be able to bear it."

woman:"……"

At the same time that Qiao Yuan finished saying this.

The woman began to exude an icy aura, her eyes became more and more gloomy, and a strong killing intent spread in this living room, a huge sense of oppression hit, and for a while, the cold hair on Qiao Yuan's hand grew a faint layer of light. Thin cream.

It's really moving!

It wants to see fear in this man's face, just like Jia Hong, which will make it very pleasant.

However, it was disappointed, it didn't see any fear on Qiao Yuan's face.

For a while it increased its intensity again, and the room temperature dropped suddenly.

The food on the table turned out to be covered in layers of ice.

At this time, Qiao Yuan spoke up.

"Sister, have you seen the light?"

The woman was stunned for a moment, she didn't understand what Qiao Yuan meant, she just thought it was Qiao Yuan's nonsense before his death.

Qiao Yuan shook his head, stood up, and looked down at the woman.

"Sister, it's dark... Please close your eyes!"

...

Just when the woman doubted Qiao Yuan's words, a golden light shot directly on its face.

Then a tall and sturdy golden human body appeared in front of it, and before it could react, a huge fist slammed into its face.

The fist wind whistled, and there were bursts of breaking wind in the air, hitting it straight in the chest, the woman did not react at all, was beaten upside down and flew out, and fell heavily to the ground, making a dull crashing sound .

The living room fell silent again.

Soon.

The woman stood up from the ground with a gloomy face, her left chest was completely sunken, and there were multiple fractures inside her body. The original red embroidered apron was also covered with a lot of blood at this time.

The appearance of the whole person is extremely eerie.

Just looking at it can make you shudder!

Roar!

The woman roared loudly, her pupils flushed red, emitting bloodthirsty rays of light, the sound was deafening, the sound waves spread in all directions, and all the facilities in the house trembled for a while.

The chandelier flickered on and off, and the Variant Spirit's face looked extremely ferocious and terrifying.

swoosh~

The female Variant Spirit rushed over like a ferocious beast, setting off a gust of gloomy wind, and the fangs in her mouth were as sharp and terrifying as serrated teeth.

Qiao Yuan was not to be outdone, his muscles tightened and his body burst out with astonishing power, rushing towards the Variant Spirit.

The real ultimate move of King Kong's Indestructible Magic is head-to-head, especially the magic that has been transformed by magic, which has a strong lethal power to alien spirits.

Exactly, it's time to check the lethality of his second-layer divine art.

bang~

The two figures were intertwined, two violent breaths collided continuously, and dazzling golden rays of light flickered.

three minutes later.

da da da da da~

Qiao Yuan waved his fist continuously, and at the right moment, he hit the Foreign Spirit on the right chest like a pile driver, and smashed it hard against the wall and then fell off.

The Variant Spirit let out a painful howl, the viscous black liquid constantly flowing out of the sunken chest, the clothes were tattered, and there was a creaking black mist from the wound.

Look at the man with golden light in front of him.

At this moment, its eyes are full of fear, and its heart is horrified, and its eyes are shifted to the fingernails that have been flattened.

It didn't expect that the glowing film on this man's body would be so powerful. Not only would his attack not be able to cause damage, but every touch would cause him to backlash.

That feeling is like being burned, and it is painful to tie myself to a rack for fire.

Attacking and unable to attack, defending and unable to defend, this man's fist is like burning iron, even if he is a foreign spirit, he can't hold it at all!

No matter how you look at it, this human has restrained himself!

...

escape!

Now it only has this idea!

Crawling on the ground, it glanced at the window, and immediately decided to jump out of the broken window on the fourth floor. As long as it leaves here, it will have a chance in the future.

swoosh~

Without further ado, dragging the crippled body, it slammed into the window.

bang~

The sound of the window glass shattering sounded, just as it was glad that it had escaped.

A hot golden hand grabbed its ankle.

Then another hand grabbed its little white dress.

In the living room, an excited voice came.

"I'm not satisfied yet, don't run!"

...

"Do not!"

The Variant Spirit let out a heart-piercing roar, and ten fingers grew nails again and slammed into the wall.

clang clang~

Sparks erupted from the fingernail, and it was forcibly dragged into the living room again.

After three seconds.

Immediately afterwards, a golden head stretched out and glanced at the outside world. The corners of his mouth gradually rose, revealing a row of golden teeth.

sigh~

The curtains were drawn again.

"Do not!"

"hey-hey……"

The screams of the alien spirits and the laughter from Qiao Yuan's heart continued one after another.

"Shh, sister, be quiet and don't disturb the neighbors."

"You just lie down and don't move."

"Leave the rest to me."

[Energy value +8]

Thank you Jianghu, shd, and Eternal for the monthly passes of the three bosses, and congratulations on getting the blessing of the protagonist.

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