This Simplification Is Too Outrageous

In the end, in order to ensure that Hua Wu was not "unemployed", several members of Qiao Yuan's team who were elected with full votes were assigned to go out.

There are four alien spirits who have successfully entered Qiao Yuan's team!

The more comfortable crusher.

A bald head that changes appearance at will.

A social terrorist who has been in a state of invisibility.

The big-mouthed spirit with closed eyes.

These are the four alien spirits in Qiao Yuan's team.

Hobbies are also quite satisfactory!

Bald head loves cars, likes to drive.

In front of the social phobia is a severe social phobia patient. After death, he becomes a ghost who likes to hide himself and does not like to talk.

In front of Big Mouth Variant Spirit is a bar spirit. After being beaten to death, he becomes a Variant Spirit and likes to raise bars the most.

These alien hobbies are easy to satisfy.

Luxury cars... there is no shortage of safety bureaus!

As for the terrorists, the Security Bureau has also carefully prepared a small airtight house for them, with WiFi, water and electricity available, so that they can live comfortably.

As for the big-mouthed Variant Spirit, the Security Bureau has also prepared several cross talk actors for it, specifically to fight it.

...

With this wonderful team, Qiao Yuan left the security bureau.

The content of the training is all the responsibility of the instructor, and Zhou Qiang only needs the results.

The result is whether these Variant Spirits can team up with patrollers, and how to cooperate, and if not, give reasons.

"Team Qiao, where are we going now?" The bald-headed Variant Spirit touched the steering wheel with one hand and asked Qiao Yuan, who was sitting in the co-pilot.

Qiao Yuan had promised to travel before!

There is nothing more comfortable than traveling by car!

Seeing this, the crusher in the back row said: "Brother Qiao, go to my house! My house has a beautiful scenery, I invite you to press the road!"

"No!" From the trunk, the voice of a social terrorist came out.

At this time, on the other side of the back row, the corner of the mouth of the big-mouthed alien spirit rose slightly.

"Why do you want to go to your house? Your house has a good scenery? Do you mean that the scenery of Team Joe's house is rubbish? Why do you want to hit the road? You are teaching Team Joe to do things? You are commanding Team Joe? Do you want to be the captain? You Want to ride on Team Joe? You want to be in charge?"

sigh~

The car was instantly quiet!

The face of the crusher on the side became extremely ugly, and the ribs in his body rattled. Seeing Qiao Yuan sitting in the co-pilot, he finally resisted the urge to stab it to death with his ribs.

Social terror: "Happy!"

...

The Big Mouth Variant Spirit head rotated 180 degrees and looked towards the trunk.

"What's the fun? Is it funny? Where is the fun? I don't know the mentality of the people who are happy. Am I the only one who doesn't think it's funny? Are you mocking us?"

Social terror: "No!"

Big Mouth Variant Spirit: "The implication is that you are mocking Zhou Ju's decision? Zhou Ju asked Team Qiao to train us, do you think it's funny? Where did Zhou Ju provoke you? Are you dissatisfied? You want to go against it?"

There was a slight vibration from the trunk.

In Qiao Yuan's psychic induction, the socialist has shrunk himself into a ball.

The atmosphere inside the car became even more eerie.

The bald spirit opened his mouth when he saw it.

"Everyone is boring, let me play a song!"

[I once crossed the mountains and the sea, and also crossed the sea of ​​people, everything I once possessed, and it was like smoke in a blink of an eye...]

"That's it? You call it a good song? You didn't find the loopholes in it? You can cross mountains and seas? How low is it?"

The bald alien spirit closed his mouth.

Ka Ka ~

The bones in the crusher rattled.

"..."

Qiao Yuan, who was sitting in the co-pilot, thought about it, in fact, the best training is nothing more than actual combat!

Only in actual combat can you discover the strengths and weaknesses of these Variant teammates.

Of course, you must establish your prestige before actual combat, commonly known as looking for trouble, killing chickens to warn monkeys!

And now...it's time!

As the temperature inside the car got lower and lower, the bald-headed Variant Spirit silently removed the rearview mirror to prevent seeing the Big-mouth Variant Spirit.

"Hehe, don't do bad things, don't be afraid of ghosts knocking on the door, have you done something that's sorry for Team Qiao, I advise you to recruit from the truth!" Dazui Yiling said.

The crusher on the side closed his eyes and turned his body to one side, his ribs squirming wildly.

"No one will let you talk. Who is showing this pose? Are you looking at Team Qiao? Are you upset with Brother Qiao? Do you want to?"

The trunk group terror is constantly curling up.

...

Just as Big Mouth Spirit continued to criticize, Qiao Yuan spoke up.

"Since you voluntarily chose me as your instructor, you should follow my orders, right?"

"I support Brother Qiao unconditionally!" The crusher took the lead.

"I have no opinion!" said the bald head.

"Yes." The social fearer said.

"What order? Is this order important? Does Zhou Bureau know? Is it dangerous? Is there any reward? If your order conflicts with Zhou's order, who do we listen to?"

pop~

[Energy value +1]

"This is the order!" Qiao Yuan said with a smile.

Social terror: "Happy!"

Crusher: "Cool!"

Bald head: "Good!"

...

In the end, Qiao Yuan led the four alien spirits to a barren suburb.

The trees are shady, the vegetation is lush, and there are no people, making it very quiet.

It's like a scene in a third-rate horror movie where the corpse is thrown into the wilderness.

"Today, don't talk about training, don't talk about work, just travel!" Qiao Yuan said.

All the alien spirits looked around, there was nothing, how to travel?

sunbathing?

"I know a little game, it's very fun!"

While talking, Qiao Yuan opened the storage box to look for equipment, but in the end only found some post-it notes.

"The name of this game is Tie Tie!"

"From now on, you can attack me at any time, as long as you can put a post-it note on me... You have the final say in tomorrow's training, and I can also fulfill all your wishes!"

The four alien spirits looked at the stickers in their hands and fell into contemplation.

All wishes?

A little excited!

But the crusher quickly noticed Qiao Yuan's hidden smile. According to his understanding of Qiao Yuan, things might not be that simple!

...

"Of course, to be fair... I can also post you!" Qiao Yuan said.

"What do you mean?" The bald alien spirit whispered.

"It's nothing, I'll give you an example." Qiao Yuan waved his hand for the crusher to come over.

The crusher came over a little puzzled.

Qiao Yuan tore off a post-it note and stuck it on the crusher's face.

Then a punch!

The crusher's body flew upside down several meters away.

[Energy value +2]

"This is the punishment I posted!" Qiao Yuan said.

All the alien spirits: "..."

"The game area is this forest, it's best not to run out!" Qiao Yuan untied the big knife on his back and inserted it into the ground.

"Aren't you going to try it?"

"All wishes?"

"..."

After a few minutes.

A handprint appeared on the face of each Variant Spirit.

Strong attack is invalid!

"Brother Qiao, in fact, I think there are still some loopholes in this game!" The bald spirit said.

"What loophole?"

The invisible social terrorist is slowly approaching...

"It's...that's..."

Boom~

Qiao Yuan threw a punch behind him.

"Ah!" The terrorists screamed.

[Energy value +1]

Kind of interesting, but that's about it.

...

"You keep talking!"

Seeing that the terrorist attack failed, the bald Variant Spirit was secretly shocked, and quickly said: "We can change the way, such as sticking notes all over your body, and we are responsible for taking them off, so that it is challenging!"

"Well, you're right!"

The bald Variant Spirit smiled and motioned for the two Variant Spirits behind him to follow.

Three hands held the sticker and prepared to stick it on Qiao Yuan.

clap clap ~

[Energy value +1]

[Energy value +1]

[Energy value +1]

"You have a heart, but not many!" Qiao Yuan laughed.

"Okay, I see that you posted very well, now it's my turn to post!"

swoosh~

The four alien spirits threw the sticky notes in their hands and quickly fled into the woods.

"Haha, naive!" Qiao Yuan picked up the post-it note on the ground and walked slowly towards the woods.

what!

Ah~

what!

what!

Over the dense forest, a flock of birds flew in fright.

...

Happy times are always short-lived.

The sky was getting dark, and figures emerged from the woods.

Qiao Yuan's face was red, and he looked extremely happy. Behind him... a group of teammates with sticky notes like a bereaved dog looked at the figure in front of him resentfully.

This new instructor is very strong, a little outrageous!

They were crushed all the way!

"Go back and have a good rest, and continue tomorrow!" Qiao Yuan said.

...

It was eleven o'clock at night when I got home.

Play to play, trouble to trouble, the training still has to be trained.

As an ordinary person who has not awakened, the ability to have today's strength is entirely due to 99% of the efforts and the 1% of the system.

In the quilt, the cold screen light shone on Qiao Yuan's serious face, looking extremely eerie.

[Breakout Swordsmanship Proficiency +1]

[Breakout Swordsmanship Proficiency +1]

"..."

Earn energy points during the day, come back at night to break through the broken ring sword with all your strength, grab both ends together, and if this goes on, you will be able to break through in three or four days!

Thinking of this, Qiao Yuan is quite happy!

"Qiao Yuan, what are you looking at? I want to watch too!" Li Xiaoling's voice came.

The quilt... swelled up.

Then the temperature slowly dropped.

Qiao Yuan: "..."

...

Another city at this time.

in an abandoned building.

The yin wind ran through every corner, making a harsh rubbing sound, like countless young girls crying, making the scalp tingle.

"Hehe, this is the Silver Hunter? Fourth-Order Awakened? That's all!"

On a certain floor, a strange spirit dripping with water viciously looked at the fat man who was twitching and foaming at the mouth in the distance.

"Is this the rookie king of the [Hunter League]? It's not just being played around by us!"

"My friend, your trick is really good!"

At this moment, an old man walked out beside the wet alien spirit and looked at the young man on the ground.

"Old rule, the heart belongs to you, and the rest belongs to me. After finishing this order, change the place, and don't be discovered by other hunters of the Hunter Alliance!" The old man said solemnly.

Variant Spirit: "Don't worry, no one else knows what happened here!"

...

"Dad answered the phone~ Dad answered the phone~"

A cell phone rang from the deadly silent floor.

The old man looked for the sound, and the bell was coming from the fat man's arms.

Bah Bah!

The fat man spat out the foam in his mouth and took out his phone.

"Hey, what are you doing?"

The fat man's tone was a little impatient!

"Do you know that I'm on a mission? The two evil pens on the opposite side will tell the truth right away. Why are you calling at this time? It's really annoying!"

"Okay, okay, I've roughly checked it out. That old thing cooperated with a Tier 3 Variant Spirit, and then posted a mission on the hunter website to trick some trainee hunters or bronze medal hunters into killing and selling it!"

"Don't give me this kind of task in the future. It's not challenging at all. This white foam potion is really unpalatable. Can you change it to cola flavor next time!"

"Forget it, it's boring to tell you, what is the new mission?"

"Is there an assessment team missing in Liyang City? It's interesting... Send me the information, and I'll take the high-speed train overnight!"

The fat man hung up the phone, stood up and patted the dust and muttered, "It's so cold!"

Then looked at the time.

"It's still half an hour, finish work early, or you won't be able to catch up with the high-speed rail!"

"Hey, the two of you, what are you looking at, you can't even hit one out of two?"

"If you don't go, I'll go!"

In the blink of an eye, the young man came to the front.

...

The next day, it was dawn.

As one of the well-known entertainment attractions in the East District, Happy Amusement Park can be regarded as luxurious in terms of content, facilities and environmental layout. Now it is the holiday time... It receives tens of thousands of guests every day.

At this time, in the corner of this playground, there was a discussion at the door of a house called Thriller Haunted House, and a group of people were surrounding the door.

"What's the matter? Why is the haunted house closed today?"

"That's right, my girlfriend and I took a special leave to come and play!"

"I heard that the haunted house industry is developing very rapidly now!"

"What, you all got coupons?"

Some tourists around were talking about it. Recently, Liyang City officials have subsidized various entertainment items such as gallbladder training.

The general meaning is that there are cash subsidies for participating in these activities during the holidays!

10 to 100,000 yuan!

Although it's not much, but... it's equivalent to giving it for nothing!

Anyway, it's all fun, and you can still make money, so why not do it?

At the entrance of the haunted house, a staff member is constantly explaining.

"I'm sorry everyone, there is a problem with the equipment of the horror haunted house today, and the business is suspended. It is expected to be repaired tonight..."

"Hey, fix it tonight? I have to open a room with my girlfriend tonight, who is still here!"

"It's boring, brothers, let's go bungee jumping, that's a lot of money back!"

"I heard that there are more returns without ropes!"

"..."

A group of passengers left disappointed.

In this regard, the staff can only show a helpless expression. In fact, there is no problem with the equipment in the haunted house, but after receiving the above notification, a team of leaders will come to inspect it today.

呲~

At this moment, a familiar black luxury car stopped at the door of the [Thriller Haunted House].

"Joy, why are you here today?"

"Yes, Brother Qiao, why did you let me buy this real silicone doll?"

"happy?"

The three alien spirits were puzzled.

"Ha ha……"

pop~

[Energy value +1]

The big-mouthed alien spirit closed his mouth.

...

"Since it's training, you can't keep thinking about playing, you have to do business, otherwise why would I apply for the right to use this haunted house?" Qiao Yuan said.

Then he smiled and continued to speak.

"But if you still want to play, it's not impossible."

Crusher: "Stop for a day."

Social terror: "No!"

The bald head said solemnly: "Qiao team, since the Zhou Bureau has an order to train, then we should still train and not play all the time, otherwise we will live up to the Zhou Bureau's expectations!"

"I'm a very easy-going person. You can either train or play. I don't care." Qiao Yuan said.

All the alien spirits: "Training is important!"

Qiao Yuan nodded in satisfaction.

The team's voice is very consistent.

...

Yesterday, the force has been shown, and the prestige has been established, and it is time for the real training today.

After thinking about it last night, the team of the Variant Spirit and the patroller should be the patroller, and the Variant Spirit needs to do two things.

First, judge the danger!

Second, take the patroller to a safe retreat!

According to the statistics of the Security Bureau, 80% of the awakened people face two dangers when dealing with phantom events.

One is that the source of intelligence is wrong or missing, and the judgment of the source of danger is insufficient, and the other is that the retreat is not timely.

The first point can only be carried out in actual combat, the second point can be completed through training.

...

"From now on, the identity of the silicone dummy is the seriously injured patroller, and my identity is the alien spirit!"

"Your goal is very simple, go in through the entrance with a silicone dummy, avoid my pursuit inside, and successfully exit through the exit!" Qiao Yuan said.

Then he glanced at the alien spirits, and put his right hand on the big sword.

"Who will come first?"

All the alien spirits took a step back.

"Very good, you come first!" Qiao Yuan pointed to the crusher.

Crusher: "..."

"Carry it in in a minute!" Qiao Yuan took the lead in carrying the big knife after he finished speaking.

...

"Brother Xia, will it be alright?" The bald-headed spirit said worriedly.

Yesterday's Qiao Yuan completely refreshed his idea, which is completely different from the travel mentioned before!

"What you said, can Team Qiao harm you? Watch me perform!"

The crusher grabbed the silicone dummy by the neck and entered the haunted house.

three minutes later.

A scream rang out.

"Unqualified! Hold the [Patrol] neck and run away, what do you think?"

"Next!"

The crusher with a blue nose and a swollen face walked out with a comfortable expression, and handed the silicone dummy in his hand to the bald head.

"Team Joe said you drove well and let you in!"

The bald-headed alien spirit was startled, remembering the sound coming from inside, and hurriedly put the silicone dummy on his back to prevent Qiao Yuan from looking for trouble, and then entered the inside uneasy.

what!

A scream rang out.

"Unqualified, throwing the [Patrol] away in danger, you should be punished!"

"Next!"

Bald and bruised, he came out and informed the terrorists.

Then the silicone dummy was suspended in the air and entered the haunted house.

what!

Screams sounded.

"Unqualified, when encountering danger, he actually took the [Patrol] into the room to hide, and gave up running!"

"Next!"

...

The Big Mouth Variant Spirit moved forward cautiously, learned the previous lesson, and entered the inside with the silicone doll on his back.

It took the most beatings yesterday, and it doesn't know why.

what!

A scream sounded.

"Joe Joe, I've worked hard, why are you doing this to me? You're doing this on purpose, you're making excuses on purpose, you're discriminating, I don't believe anyone is doing better than me..."

"Unqualified, grinding and chirping, not escaping when faced with danger, but raising the bar with the [patroller] and the source of danger!"

"Again, from now on, if you don't practice until you are satisfied, no one will want to leave here today!"

Qiao Yuan's voice came from the haunted house.

All the alien spirits trembled.