This Simplification Is Too Outrageous

Liyang City.

It has been several days since I returned home, and the New Year is approaching, the whole city has become extremely lively, and shops everywhere are decorated with lights and festivities.

After the document from the Security Bureau was issued, all the patrollers went out to patrol, just to prevent the incident of ghosts hurting people.

And because of Qiao Yuan's return, Zhou Qiang, the person in charge, had a new idea and immediately invited Qiao Yuan to enter the Security Bureau to discuss for a day and a night. The next morning, Qiao Yuan left the Security Bureau with a face full of helplessness.

Well, for the sake of the stability of the society in my hometown, I can sacrifice myself a bit.

Zhou Qiang proposed to make a few propaganda posters based on his own image, and the publicity in the streets and alleys can serve as a warning to ghost crimes.

After all, with the spread of Qiao Yuan's record in Nanshi, Liyang City, his hometown, is also gaining glory. When any ghost wants to commit a crime, he will weigh his life if he sees Qiao Yuan's posters in the streets and alleys.

Then Zhou Qiang showed himself several posters and promotional videos.

In the poster, Qiao Yuan is wearing a black windbreaker similar to that worn by the protagonist in the drama. Qiao Yuan is standing majestically on the street, holding a trick knife in his right hand, with the back of the knife leaning against his shoulder, leaning slightly, stepping on a strange spirit, his eyes are cold and disdainful, Show the king's demeanor.

There is a slogan at the bottom of the poster.

"What should I do to change a strange spirit like you?"

"Only death!"

...

The same is true for the promotional film. Considering Qiao Yuan's consistent style and the fact that bloody scenes are unacceptable to ordinary people, Zhou Qiang specially hired a group of special effects personnel. After shooting a few simple actions, the finished film emerged.

The specific effect is similar to foreign personal heroism war movies, with the flames of war raging everywhere, the picture is very visually impactful, Qiao Yuan in uniform kills one person at a time, rattling, at the last moment... Qiao Yuan stands on a mountain of corpses of strange spirits , said an understatement.

"Who else!!!!!!!"

It even has English subtitles below.

This top-notch special effect combined with sound effects made Qiao Yuan's blood boil, and he wished he could hack a strange spirit on the spot.

Proper international blockbuster!

"Is this... a bit too high-profile?" Qiao Yuan put forward his opinion.

Zhou Qiang patted his head, and then said apologetically, "You're right, I made a mistake. If I really do this, I'm afraid I will get angry, and a lot of strange spirits will come to trouble you."

Qiao Yuan frowned, and glanced at the promotional video again.

"Actually, I thought about it carefully and shot everything. If it is not released, the hard work of the special effects artist will not be in vain. I suggest broadcasting it in the whole city. If not, I will spend money to buy advertising space."

Zhou Qiang: "???????"

...

After the promotional video was done, Qiao Yuan returned home, and the following days returned to normal, practicing, cleaning, buying new year's goods, visiting friends...

Even being busier than before, Qiao Yuan temporarily gave up the idea of ​​looking for special events.

Life has to be a combination of work and rest. After dealing with so many special incidents by myself, I should also enjoy life.

Finally... the time has come to New Year's Eve, which is New Year's Eve, which is a very important day.

Seeing Li Xiaoling, who was crawling on the sofa with her long legs swaying and watching videos, Qiao Yuan felt obliged to remind her, so she took out her promotional video and handed it to Li Xiaoling.

"See that pile of corpses under my feet? If you don't work hard, there will be a place for you!"

"Are you going to stand behind me in the future, or lie at my feet?"

"I choose to lie down..."

Um?

Qiao Yuan's eyes were not friendly.

"Lying... It's impossible to lie down, it's impossible to lie down in this life, Qiao Yuan, are you hungry? I'll order takeaway for you, I have a coupon, ninety-nine off if you spend one hundred..." Li Xiaoling took the opportunity to hurry run away.

But he was still dragged into the secret realm by Qiao Yuan, and under his own compulsion, Li Xiaoling was forced to successfully break through to the fifth level.

...

After the matter was over, Qiao Yuan snatched Li Xiaoling's cell phone and strongly condemned her for unauthorized access to the Internet and modification of store discount coupons. This kind of behavior must be jailed!

"This is not an example!"

After finishing his education, Qiao Yuan ordered some snacks with this universal coupon.

"Qiao Yuan, it's almost the Chinese New Year, aren't you going to bring your girlfriend over?"

"Do you want my godmother to introduce you to another one?"

As soon as the order was placed, Sister Li sent a message on the phone.

"I have a girlfriend." Qiao Yuan said perfunctorily.

But Sister Li expressed her disbelief, and sent Qiao Yuan several business cards of the opposite sex.

It seemed that he couldn't escape, Qiao Yuan glanced at Li Xiaoling inadvertently, and then had an idea in his mind.

"Li Xiaoling, change your clothes and act with me!"

Later, Qiao Yuan took Li Xiaoling, who was dressed in festive red, to Sister Li's house to explain the reason.

Then... Qiao Yuan was completely left out in the cold. Sister Li asked Li Xiaoling coldly and warmly all the time. People took a family portrait.

"I didn't expect the two of you to be together in the end, what a fate..."

"Xiaoling, I grew up with Qiao Yuan. He is very honest, kind, soft-hearted, and never causes trouble. Sometimes I worry that he is too honest and easy to suffer in society. Don't bully him when you are with him. he……"

Li Xiaoling glanced back at Qiao Yuan.

Qiao Yuan showed his big white teeth and showed a simple and honest smile.

...

As night fell slowly, the outside world was full of firecrackers, jubilant and lively. Qiao Yuan, who returned home from shopping, had no intention of cultivating for a while. Seeing the lively activities of grabbing red envelopes in various groups, Qiao Yuan also participated in it.

I'm lucky, and I won the luck king.

"@乔远, the king of luck sends out red envelopes!"

"Red envelopes!"

"+1"

"..."

Watching the people in the group booing and asking him to give out red envelopes, in order not to spoil the atmosphere, Qiao Yuan casually sent a few thousand, which caused a burst of exclamation in the group.

"By the way, Team Zhou, I heard that you got married. I was in Nanshi some time ago, and I didn't have time to have a wedding. I wanted to see you yesterday, but you weren't here... I put the red envelope at the door for you. I have to accept it with my heart." Down."

Seeing Zhou Jin snatching his red envelope in the official group of Liyang City, Qiao Yuan suddenly remembered such a thing, so he mentioned it in the group.

"Brother Qiao Yuan, you're welcome. I just got off work just now. Your promotional posters are really effective. I received several reports from ghosts of the same kind. I just got home after finishing the matter."

Still so busy on New Year's Eve?

Also... does your own poster really work?

"I saw it, wait... the red envelope you mentioned is a box, this... this is spiritual fluid!!!!"

In the group, Zhou Jin took a photo and posted it in the group. It was a box of spiritual liquid, which seemed to weigh at least five catties.

...

When the patrollers in the group looked at the photos, they suddenly felt that grabbing red envelopes was boring.

As expected of a spiritual well at home, the eyes of all the patrollers glowed with envy, but they also sincerely admired Qiao Yuan in their hearts, because they were also the beneficiaries of the spiritual well.

Before, Qiao Yuan talked to the person in charge Zhou Qiang about the Lingjing. He would donate half of the Lingjing, a secret place in Liyang City, for the construction of the city's defense force. Half of them were promoted to the fourth rank.

It can be said that without Qiao Yuan, there would be no stability in Liyang City today.

"It's too precious." Zhou Jin said.

"It's okay, the factory has made too many bottles recently, it's too wasteful to empty them." Qiao Yuan sent it.

Patrolmen: "..."

How much is the bottle, how much is the spirit liquid!

"Brother Qiao Yuan, to be honest, my daughter is going to get married in a few days. This is an invitation card. Please come and have a wedding banquet when you have time." Another patrolman sent an invitation card.

Qiao Yuan glanced at him. He was a patrolman with outstanding achievements. He was about to retire due to his old age and serious injuries.

"Congratulations, I have nothing to give, I'll give you a few bottles of spirit liquid."

brush~

For a while, the official group boiled up, and invitations were sent out one after another.

Some have a son who graduated from college, some have a second child, some have a daughter who is full moon, and some have a nephew who is number one in the elementary school class...

Zhou Jin: "Pay attention to discipline!"

"..."

...

"Li Xiaoling, how much spiritual liquid do we have?" Qiao Yuan asked Li Xiaoling who was sitting on the sofa in the living room.

Because I am often not in Liyang City, I have discussed with the person in charge before. They sent someone to take charge of the mining, and then kept their own share, and handed over the specific account list to Li Xiaoling for safekeeping.

She doesn't need ectoplasmic liquid, and Li Xiaoling doesn't like to drink it. If she didn't force her to drink it, she wouldn't drink it today.

"46 catties." Li Xiaoling gave the specific value.

This is a bit much. Normally, two catties can make a third-level awakened person to be promoted to a fourth-level one. Theoretically, this spiritual liquid can produce 23 fourth-level awakened people.

Anyway, it's useless to keep these things, all the Chinese New Year's items were simply emptied, Qiao Yuan distributed them, and sent them out as red envelopes.

"On New Year's Eve of 20XX, one new case of pink eye disease was diagnosed in Liyang City." A patrolman posted this message in the group.

"On New Year's Eve of 20XX, one new case of pink eye disease was diagnosed in Liyang City."

"On New Year's Eve of 20XX, one new case of pink eye disease was diagnosed in Liyang City."

"On New Year's Eve of 20XX, the pink eye disease in Liyang City was completely cleared."

"..."

For a time, the pink eye disease of all the patrollers was cured.

"Huh? Why did Tan Xin, the person in charge of Qin City, apply to join our official group in Liyang City?" Zhou Jin looked at the group notice and wondered.

"Captain, I just posted it on Moments. She might also want the liquid... No, she wants to send invitations to Brother Qiao Yuan." A patrolman said.

"Nonsense, this is the official group of Liyang City, what is she doing in it!" Zhou Jin immediately chose to refuse.

If the fat and water don't flow into the fields of outsiders, the psychic liquid of Liyang City can't be leaked!

woo woo~

Qiao Yuan's phone rang again, it was a private message.

It was sent by Tan Xin, the person in charge of Qin City.

It's an invitation!

It's her twenty-fifth birthday.

Qiao Yuan: "Congratulations, happy birthday."

...

Putting down the phone, Qiao Yuan came to the living room, just in time to see Li Xiaoling watching the TV with great interest.

"What's so interesting about the Spring Festival Gala? It's just those shows over and over again... Let's go shopping with me..." Qiao Yuan shook his head and put on his shoes.

ten minutes later.

Qiao Yuan took off his shoes and sat cross-legged on the sofa, watching the Spring Festival Gala while eating the snacks in Li Xiaoling's arms.

The more you watch, the more addictive it becomes!

This year's Spring Festival Gala was simply amazing, refreshing Qiao Yuan's perception.

Every program is extremely innovative and unexpected!

The members of the juggling troupe were all athletic, flying around in the air... Careful Qiao Yuan discovered that these people didn't tie wires at all, which meant that they were all awakened ones!

Fire control, water spray, continuous backflip...

The performance effect is directly full!

The magic behind it also opened Qiao Yuan's horizons. Through the internal information of the official group, Qiao Yuan learned that this is a rare awakened person of the mysterious department with space ability.

Creating things out of thin air, transforming living beings... These programs directly aroused heated discussions among netizens.

Many people expressed confusion about whether it was magic or magic.

...

The next few skits were also quite interesting. The chief director boldly and innovatively arranged a few strange spirits, which Qiao Yuan never expected.

The theme is Awakened and Spirits!

The skit "Strange Spirits Selling Abductions", a strange spirit fools ordinary people, and finally hits the muzzle of a gun. The awakened person sees it through and conducts anti-education. It gave everyone a popular science on the importance of preventing fraud, and finally ended with the sound of making dumplings. Performance.

Very innovative, make people laugh out loud!

One wonderful program after another was presented in front of the audience, and the ratings directly broke through the sky.

Qiao Yuan also completely gave up the idea of ​​going out, and watched the TV series until the end.

At the last moment, an awakened person who should have the ability to contagious voice sang "Unforgettable Tonight", which infected the emotions of the audience in front of the TV through the voice, drawing a perfect end to the Spring Festival Gala.