This Simplification Is Too Outrageous

After getting the location of "home", Qiao Yuan took the old liar to take a taxi there.

The purpose of this operation is to find the strange spirit, and then press for a way to rescue Xiao Ping's son.

The driver is a middle-aged man wearing a hat. After seeing the passengers getting on the bus, he kept looking for topics to chat with.

From the price of oil to the various situations of foreign wars...

And the old liar can always pick up when he sees the needles. For a while, the two chatted happily. After learning the identity of the old liar as a fortune-teller, they immediately waived the fare for the two of them, and even used today's sports car salary to ask the old liar to count A hexagram.

The old liar didn't refuse, and immediately took out the broken mobile phone to show the QR code, closed his eyes after hearing the prompt sound of money falling, and pinched his fingers pretendingly.

"Tsk... hiss... let me see... um... you haven't been going well in the past few years, you often feel confused, hard work, and you have some problems with your waist... and your family is not harmonious... obviously you are very Work hard, but there are always people who can't understand you..."

The driver went through the old liar's words in his mind, and the more he thought about it, the more accurate he felt... Today I met a real master!

Looking at the driver's expression, the old liar went on to say: "Your luck has been a bit up and down recently. If nothing else happens, you will make a fortune, and it will be very soon..."

"..."

The driver opened his mouth wide and was shocked for a moment!

In a few words, the old liar was promoted from master to celestial master.

If you want to say that this old liar has nothing, the operation in the haunted house just now is really amazing, but if you say that he can really do calculations, he can get two of his universal formulas on other people casually.

For this kind of behavior, Qiao Yuan can only be regarded as half-convinced!

In short, Qiao Yuan admits that this old liar has something, but definitely not much. In some respects, he can wrestle with the current Wei Tianping, but it is pure nonsense to win against Wei Tianping.

In this way, time passed quickly, and the two finally reached their destination.

After getting off the car, the driver was still reluctant to leave, and planned to add the old liar to WeChat, but was fooled by the old liar.

...

When they entered a park, it was already afternoon, and Qiao Yuan and the two sneaked in without any effort, and came downstairs to the company.

"Leader, wait for me, I'll go find out the news." After putting down the words, the old liar who was about to act positively disappeared instantly before his eyes.

Qiao Yuan: "..."

Spacious and unique runway, pleasing garden fountains, exquisite green belts...

Looking around, everything is normal!

But there was always something wrong in the dark, there seemed to be something here, and he released his mental power to observe carefully, and Qiao Yuan was suddenly taken aback!

Different from what the naked eye sees, under the observation of the spirit, the whole park is completely changed!

A special kind of grayish-white atmosphere enveloped the entire park, like clouds and mist tumbling, completely engulfing the surroundings, and the trees, flowers and plants in it were all a withered yellow color.

It is completely different from the naked eye observation!

...

But this grayish-white qi doesn't seem to do much harm to the human body. Qiao Yuan also met some ordinary people along the way, all of them were normal, talking and laughing...they didn't show the problems caused by traditional yin qi invading the body.

Just as Qiao Yuan was thinking about the special effect of this gray air, a takeaway boy in the distance hurried in here on a battery car and kept looking for his mobile phone. When he approached the target building, a stick appeared from the gray air. The foggy tentacles invaded his brain.

However, the takeaway boy seemed to be unable to feel it. He froze for a second or two, looked at his phone, then scratched his head, and returned the same way.

"Strange, the address is here, why not? Could it be a mistake?"

Qiao Yuan glanced at it, and the information on the takeaway list was the building with the most gray and white atmosphere.

That is, the company you are going to work for.

This gray air obviously affected the takeaway boy, making him not see, or ignore or even forget something.

...

woo woo~

At this moment, Qiao Yuan's cell phone rang.

Boss: "Employee Zhang Qingjie, stealing some takeaway during work, seriously violated the company's rules and regulations, and should be dismissed immediately!"

Zhang Qingjie: "No...I haven't eaten for two days...I was wrong, I couldn't hold back...boss...don't fire me..."

Boss: "Are you challenging the company's rules and regulations? Waste living in the world is only worthy of being expensive, and our company does not support cooks!"

Employee A: "The company's rules and regulations cannot be trampled on [thumbs]"

Employee B: "The company's rules and regulations cannot be trampled [thumbs up]"

Employee C: "The company's rules and regulations cannot be trampled [thumbs up]"

Employee D: "The company's rules and regulations cannot be trampled [thumbs]"

"..."

Qiao Yuan thought for a while and sent a message.

"Boss, I'm at the door, and I just saw a takeaway, and the note on it reads [Working overtime makes me happy, staying up all night makes me happy, please add extra spicy for Malatang, I want to refresh myself and work hard, and do my best for the company]"

"This is a good employee and I don't think he should have been fired."

...

After posting this sentence, there was no news in the group for an instant, and the boss in the group spoke after a long while.

"It turns out that you ordered takeaway to work overtime all night. The company is so kind to have you. I won't fire you this time, and I will pay a fine of 5,000."

Seeing this, Qiao Yuan had some thoughts in his mind.

These abnormal rules are not so dead, and there is a lot of controllability in them.

To sum it up in one sentence, the final right of interpretation belongs to the foreign spirit boss!

"Leader...leader, I found a very important piece of news..."

The old liar hurried over, and through his unique social attributes, he managed to mingle with some nearby employees, and thus learned of an amazing situation.

They didn't even know there was such a company in the park!

Obviously, they were all influenced by special forces, or they ignored the company subconsciously.

The old liar put on a proud face while talking. In just a few minutes, he found out the information here. He is very good!

Qiao Yuan: "..."

"By the way, do you know how to flatter?" Qiao Yuan asked.

The old liar immediately became serious.

"I have my own bottom line, and I hate those flattering people the most in my life!"

...

"Then what do you think of me? To be honest." Qiao Yuan said.

The old liar tilted his head in doubt, and then showed a sincere smile.

"The leader is really nothing to say, young and promising, good character, better than Zijian, better than Pan An, is my role model... As the saying goes, do the right thing to win once, follow the right person to win a lifetime, follow the leader You do it, I am willing to die of exhaustion..."

A few minutes later, Qiao Yuan digested the information and signaled the old liar to stop.

"Look at the news in the group, do you have any ideas?"

The old liar reached out his hand to touch his pocket, his expression changed immediately, and then he rummaged all over his body before he came to his senses.

"Oops, I left my phone in a taxi!"

Qiao Yuan: "..."

Borrowing Qiao Yuan's cell phone to make a call, and finding it turned off, the old liar gritted his teeth and scolded the driver for being unkind.

Only then did Qiao Yuan realize that the old liar's fortune-telling was referring to the driver's windfall.

...

Promising to give the old liar a mobile phone afterwards, the two were going to meet the ghost for a while, but... before they stepped into the company's gate, the two of them were warmly welcomed by the old employees. More than a dozen people appeared outside, standing In two rows, holding flowers...

The mouth kept saying some words of welcome.

Those who didn't know this kind of welcome thought that Qiao Yuan and the two were the superiors who came to check.

But it is not difficult to see from their stiff, bitter smiles that they are trying to hold on.

The phone rang again.

Boss: "Two new employees were recruited at once today. In order to get along with everyone, I decided not to arrange work tonight, but to play a small game to enhance our relationship."

Employees A, B, C, and D: "Long live the boss [super happy]"

"..."

Looking at all the employees with bitter faces, but still saying such words against their will, it is obvious... the strange spirit behind this is very fond of flattering.

"Boss, you are so kind to the new employees. I am so touched. As the saying goes, you win once by doing the right thing, and win a lifetime by following the right person. If you follow the boss, I will be willing to die of exhaustion!" Qiao Yuan typed out a line and sent it over.

Everyone: "..."

The old liar staggered and almost lost his footing.

This... isn't this my word?

"Boss, you are Bill Gates from Yong'an City. The biggest dream in my life is to have a meal with a successful person like you. I wonder if I have the honor to meet you?"

"Available!"

Qiao Yuan kept scanning his mental power while sending the message, as long as this guy dared to show his face, he had to let him know what it means to throw his head and spill blood!

...

Boss: "The awareness of new employees is very high, but I only see excellent employees, please work harder."

"Also... new employee Wu Yong, where is your phone! Why don't you talk in the group, and make mistakes on the first day of work, do you want to be fired!"

The old liar's face changed suddenly, and everyone looked at him with strange eyes, and at the same time silently took a step back to prevent the blood from splashing on them.

Crackling~

Qiao Yuan typed another line and sent it.

"Boss, my friend said that joining such an excellent company is his dream in this life. He decided to get rid of everything in the past, including mobile phones... and devote himself to the construction of the new company, and shed the last drop of blood for the boss!"

Everyone: "..."

Why is this new employee so good at flattering! ! !

Is this a fresh graduate?

Did you major in sycophancy?

...

The air suddenly became quiet, and everyone was waiting for something to happen.

Whether it's good or bad they don't know.

At this moment, a pale dead man's arm appeared, and gradually crawled up in front of everyone, holding a dozen or so mobile phones in its hand.

Another message came from the phone.

Boss: "Don't take this as an example. You should choose this phone first. If it is damaged or lost, you will be responsible for the consequences."

The old liar took a look and found that these phones were almost stained with blood. Looking at the expressions of those old employees, it was obvious that these were the relics of the employees who died before.

Just as he was reaching for the latest Apple, the pale, dead hand suddenly grabbed the iPhone and crushed it instantly.

"It is forbidden to use Apple mobile phones!"

The old liar's outstretched hand was stiff in the air, and he had no choice but to pick another expensive mobile phone.

There are some principles behind this, but certainly not much!

...

The welcome ceremony was over, and Qiao Yuan and Qiao Yuan successfully stepped into the company's gate and came to the office area. An old employee tremblingly handed them two stacks of blank contracts for them to sign.

Looking at the wordless contract, the two signed it.

The boss in the group has spoken again!

"New employee Qiao Yuan, the company stipulates that you are not allowed to carry controlled knives! What are you doing with the knife on your back? I have the right to fire you for violating the contract!"

The atmosphere became tense again.

Was it right just after signing the contract? This was not the case when he promised to pay to work before, and the old liar was a little worried.

Everyone also stared at Qiao Yuan with dead eyes. This young man is really unlucky.

On the other hand, Qiao Yuan looked calm.

"Boss, have you ever heard of pleading guilty with a thorn? The reason is the same. If I don't work hard, the boss will use this knife to chop off my head!"

hiss~

Everyone gasped.

Are college students working so hard for their jobs now?

Cut off your head if you disagree?

For Qiao Yuan's performance, the ghost behind the scenes seemed very satisfied, and soon prepared a game for everyone to adjust the newcomers.

【Knock Game】