This Simplification Is Too Outrageous

That night.

In name, let the conspirators breathe fresh air, but in fact let them clean up the blood on the scene.

Even so, the rest of the tricksters still worked very hard.

The next morning, the sun was shining brightly.

Qiao Yuan, who was in work clothes, opened the door and started business.

"Leader, can we really lure him out like this?" Wu Banxian put on his dirty overalls.

"This batch of experimental cars is intact, and they are all here. Why didn't he come?"

Qiao Yuan pointed to a simple parking shed, which was full of slightly inferior experimental spirit chariots.

"But I don't know how to repair cars." Wu Banxian held a wrench with a sad face.

"The location is remote, no one will really come to repair the car, you can just pretend, and... don't call me the leader, call me the boss!"

...

呲~

A van drove into the yard.

"Is the boss there? There is something wrong with my car, please fix it..." A middle-aged driver with a rough face and a greasy belly got out of the cab.

Qiao Yuan: "..."

There was silence for two or three seconds.

"Boss, is that him?" Wu Banxian turned sideways slightly and asked in a low voice.

Qiao Yuan stared at it for a long time.

"An ordinary person."

"What are you doing here in a daze, go up and fix the car!"

Wu Banxian: "..."

Bite the bullet and walked forward, Wu Banxian pretended to be a repairman and asked what was wrong with the car.

"There is a strange noise while running. Master, please fix it carefully. The family relies on me to haul goods to live. It's best to hurry up. The family is in a hurry..." The driver skillfully took out a cigarette and handed it to Wu Banxian.

"Well, don't worry."

Wu Banxian took the cigarette and hung it by his ear, opened the cover and glanced at it, then pretended to take out tools, buried his head in the cover, and immediately turned on the mobile phone Baidu while the car owner turned around.

[What is the reason for the abnormal noise in the van? 】

[How to pretend to be a mature repairman? 】

[What words in the car repair industry can best scare car owners? 】

"..."

...

"Boss, you opened a repair shop at such a young age, you are really young and promising."

After seeing the repairman start, the car owner came inside and started chatting with Qiao Yuan.

"It's okay, my family often tells me that everyone will have a car in the future, and learning how to repair a car can't be wrong." Qiao Yuan said.

"That's right, it's quite good to have a skill now, unlike me, who lives so old, besides running sports cars, pulling goods, running during the day and pulling goods at night, I haven't made a lot of money..." The owner lit the cigarette, He blew out a smoke ring with a sad face.

After the chatterbox opened, the driver kept talking about the hardships of pulling a sports car.

"Alas... just last month, an old driver who had been running for more than ten years, ended up encountering those dirty things, the car crashed and died, leaving a pair of orphans and widows with no one to take care of..."

"When is the end of this day?"

"..."

"Everything will get better, we should look forward." Qiao Yuan comforted.

After putting out the cigarette butt, the driver nodded heavily, agreeing with Qiao Yuan's words.

"Boss, you are right. We should focus on money, work hard while we are still alive, make a good fortune, and leave some for our family..."

"But boss, your repair shop is really remote. If I hadn't run out to save some gas money by taking a shortcut, I really didn't know there was a repair shop here. Aren't you afraid of the night? Those dirty things in the past two years There are many things."

The driver began to worry about Qiao Yuan.

"Young man, read the books of sages and sages, and be righteous, and evil cannot invade!" Qiao Yuan laughed.

The driver showed an embarrassed expression, patted his head with a smile, and asked for advice.

"Boss, you have a really good attitude. There are old and young people here. Every time I run a car, I am worried. Can you teach me how to maintain a good attitude?"

"It's very simple, you just remember two sentences!"

"The first sentence, I won't die anyway."

"The second sentence, forget it if you die."

"Keep in mind these two sentences, and your mentality will be as optimistic and cheerful as mine."

driver:"……"

...

after an hour.

The two talked more and more, and the scope of the conversation became wider and wider, but they were all normal problems.

"Old Wu, how long will it take?" Qiao Yuan urged.

At this time, Wu Banxian had already got into the bottom of the car, looking very hard.

"Boss, it's fixed..."

Wu Banxian at the bottom of the car quickly replied. After a fierce ideological struggle in his heart, he gritted his teeth and put a handful of things into his pocket, then quickly got out from under the car.

His face was greasy and dirty, like a beggar, he raised the back of his hand to wipe the sweat from his forehead, and his face became darker for a while,

"Boss, I chatted with you for an hour, and all my troubles are gone. By the way, how much is it to repair the car?"

"It's not easy for you. The problem with the car is not serious. I just repaired it a little. This time I will save it for you."

The driver was quite touched and did not forget to say hello after returning to the car.

"Boss, I still have a batch of goods to deliver today, so let's go first, don't worry, I will treat you to dinner next time."

"It's okay, you drive slowly and pay attention to safety."

After waving goodbye to the first customer, Qiao Yuan showed a puzzled look after the car disappeared completely. Did he guess wrong?

This is indeed an ordinary person.

...

"Boss, I have something to tell you. Don't be angry after listening." Seeing that the car had disappeared from sight, Wu Banxian's tone became a little unconfident.

"What's up?"

"After repairing the car, I have an extra pack of screws here."

Wu Banxian reached out from his bag and took out a handful of screws.

"???????"

"You are really good at it!"

Taking out his mobile phone, Qiao Yuan hurriedly called the local security bureau.

"Hey, it's me, Qiao Yuan. On xx Road, there is a white van with the license plate number xx. Stop it as soon as possible and find a tow truck to tow it to the nearest repair shop."

"Well... By the way, first check all the information about that car and send it to me."

Soon, Qiao Yuan got all the information about the van.

Ok?

After being dazed for a few seconds, Qiao Yuan picked up the phone again: "The task is changed, no towing truck is needed, and these streets where I am located are all closed."

After hanging up the phone, Qiao Yuan patted Wu Banxian's shoulder heavily.

...

"Good job, you have done a great job this time, and these screws are the witnesses of your achievements. After I get rid of him, I will pay you a thousand for each screw!"

Wu Banxian was taken aback for a moment, then seemed to understand something.

"Leader, you mean that person is..."

Qiao Yuan nodded.

"Great, thank you for the reward from the leader. You don't know, I almost scared me to death just now!" Wu Banxian patted his chest, looking terrified.

"Didn't you just remove a dozen screws? What a fuss..."

"Leader, I was afraid that you would be angry before, so I didn't tell the truth. Listen to this voice."

Wu Banxian shuddered, and the sound of clanging screws came from his whole body.

"Leader, actually these pockets of mine are full of screws."

Qiao Yuan: "..."

...

When the driver drove the van away from the garage, the smile on his face disappeared instantly, and he became extremely indifferent.

Hold the steering wheel with one hand, and pick up the phone with the other. After a while, Qiao Yuan's message appeared inside.

"So it's Qiao Yuan?"

"It's also on the most wanted list inside the laboratory, which is a bit interesting."

A smile appeared on the corner of the driver's mouth. Qiao Yuan's reward was not low. If he took his body back to the interior, he should be able to exchange for some good spirit materials.

Unlike other members, he is not interested in Qiao Yuan's body, and his experimental direction has always been how to open up the two worlds.

The random means of transportation are not stable, and most of the routes are fixed. If you want to explore normally, you must build a special tool.

And the foreign spirit is the qualified raw material.

Thinking of this, the man slammed the steering wheel to turn around, ready to capture Qiao Yuan alive.

snap~

The steering wheel was ripped off on the spot.

driver:"??????"

Then something even more terrifying happened.

Brakes don't work, gear lever breaks, wipers flick, glass spouts...no...that's motor oil!

The windshield was pitch black, and the body tilted suddenly, and then a tire ran in front of him.

driver:"??????"

Like dominoes, the situation spiraled out of control.

There was a lot of smoke and sparks from the front hood, and at the same time, the doors on both sides fell one by one...

Kaka... Boom...

The entire body trembled violently, as if it would explode in the next moment.

What the hell did that mechanic do!

The car made a strange sound and I repaired it to make the car make a whole sound!

...

Boom!

After hearing the sound of the explosion, Qiao Yuan sped up and arrived. The whole scene was covered by fire, thick smoke was billowing, and the air was filled with a pungent burnt smell.

A black mass tumbled out of it.

"Friend, we met again, what's wrong with you?" Qiao Yuan pretended to be surprised.

Those who survived this explosion were indeed not ordinary people.

The driver, who was as black as a briquette, stood up and looked up, glaring at Qiao Yuan and shouting in a low voice: "What did you do to my car!"

...

"What do you mean by that, I don't understand why."

Qiao Yuan took a step forward, spreading his mental power, confirming that this is a very suitable place for fighting.

"You said that I tampered with your car, may I ask...do you have a repair receipt?"

"Is there monitoring?"

"I charged you money?"

driver:"……"

"There is nothing, so why do you frame me, an honest man?"

Suddenly, Qiao Yuan made a move!

Without any warning, the power of qi and blood in the body exploded, and a punch hit the opponent's chest, smashing the opponent hard onto the green belt.

Qiao Yuan's face was extremely cold, and he didn't intend to stop at all, and rushed towards the green belt quickly.

Step down!

As if Mount Tai was pressing down on the top, there was a sound of bone shattering, and the opponent's chest was crushed directly, and blood spurted out.

Arms waving!

Fist to the flesh, like forging iron, each punch carries a powerful force.

bang bang bang!

A deep pit appeared on the ground, and blood-stained mud was flying around. Qiao Yuan seemed to be making glutinous rice cakes, and the surrounding air seemed to be distorted.

Fist shadows like raindrops kept falling, smashing potholes one after another, with mud flying and flowers flying.

...

After dozens of rounds, Qiao Yuan still did not stop attacking.

Even because of the speed, the surrounding air became hot.

But even with this level of attack, the opponent still has the breath of life coming out.

The tenacity of vitality is completely beyond my imagination!

Is this guy a cat?

Have nine lives?

It's not dead yet!

...

In such a surprised moment, the severely deformed driver's head collapsed and his hands were clawed. He suddenly caught Qiao Yuan and was about to throw his fist.

In the eye under the blurred face, there was a monstrous anger.

"I'm going to take your head off and use it to decorate my spirit chariot!"

Qiao Yuan didn't speak, and quickly broke free from his hands. At the same time, he bent his legs to accumulate strength, jumped up, and went straight up to the sky. Then there was a sound of breaking through the sky, and Qiao Yuan hit the ground again like a meteorite falling, hard Step on the opponent's arms and crush them.

"Come on... continue to grab my fist, come grab it!!!!!!"

Qiao Yuan yelled at the driver who lost his arms.

Turn on piledriver mode again!

Another bombardment!

Da da da da da da ~

The air was exploded, making a piercing sound, and after a while, the driver was bloody and out of shape.

After confirming that the heart had stopped beating, Qiao Yuan stopped.

Taking out mineral water and hand sanitizer from the space belt, Qiao Yuan began to wash off the blood on his body.

Look left and right to make sure no one is there.

Qiao Yuan took off his clothes and pants, and changed into a clean suit.

Turn around and prepare to make a phone call.

"Qiao Yuan, do you think you can kill me like this!"

"You underestimate the seventh step too!"

The driver's voice sounded from behind Qiao Yuan.