This Simplification Is Too Outrageous

da da da da ~

There was the sound of running hurriedly in an unknown alley, as if something was approaching quickly.

A figure flashed out.

呲~

Screaming brakes sounded, and a car slammed the steering wheel to avoid pedestrians rushing out suddenly, and the car overturned... sparks and lightning along the way, and finally crashed into a shop that was open.

Caused a small casualty accident.

Screams, alarms, and cries were mixed together.

As the protagonist who caused all this, that is, the person who just ran out of the alley, he just stared straight at the scene of the accident, without any fear or panic in his eyes.

On the contrary, there was a weird smile on the corner of his mouth.

"You can't kill me, you can't kill me, I won't be killed by you!"

...

The afterglow of the setting sun shone on his face, dyeing his whole body with a layer of gold, making him look extraordinarily weird.

The man just stood there motionless, talking to himself... as if completely immersed in some kind of illusion.

Some people around watching the fun and calling the police cast disgusted glances.

Whether it's what you're wearing or what you just did!

It can be seen that there is something wrong with this person's spirit.

unlucky!

Welder-level work protective clothing, black labor insurance shoes, red safety helmet on the construction site, cut-resistant gloves, an iron plate attached to the heart...

Suddenly... the man reacted again, and raised his head, with a ferocious and crazy smile on his face.

"Here we come, here we go again!"

"I will not give in!"

...

Whoosh~

A rider who was about to time out due to takeaway was looking at his mobile phone while driving an electric car to take a shortcut through the crowd!

In the face of money and safety, he chose his own money.

Passers-by are all cursing.

An aunt carrying a vegetable basket didn't react in time, her body couldn't stand still, and she accidentally fell on the steel pipe frame repaired by the side wall.

crunching~

The seven or eight-story steel pipe frame seemed to be careless by the workers and was not fixed properly. It was bumped by the aunt and suddenly shook.

boom~

A corner collapsed, and the steel pipe frame suddenly tilted.

The top plank made a screeching sound, and pieces of wood fell from the shelf and smashed towards a target.

In that direction... a strange man in a hard hat was standing.

The man noticed this and hurriedly retreated.

boom!

The plank fell to the ground, and cement dust was scattered everywhere.

The man's arm was scratched by the splintered wood that splashed out from nowhere, bleeding profusely, but he stared nervously ahead as if he was unconscious.

Boom!

One after the other fell... Those planks seemed to be locked on to the target. Every time the man took a few steps back, there would always be a plank falling on the position where he was standing just now.

After the boards were completely gone, several steel pipes slipped from above, and the man was so frightened that he dodged in a hurry and ran into a nearby gold shop.

Before he could recover, there was a "robbery" sound from the gold store, followed by a gunshot.

...

Boom~

The man fell to the ground and stood up again a few seconds later. The robber's self-made shotgun was not very lethal, and a small steel ball hit his iron chest.

The man scrambled and left the gold shop.

While fleeing in embarrassment, he roared to the sky.

"Come on, everything is coming at me, you can't kill me..."

plop~

Man fell into sewer where manhole cover was stolen in broad daylight.

After struggling to crawl out of the sewer, the man was covered in filth, but his eyes still refused to accept his fate. After choosing a direction, he ran towards the sparsely populated place.

...

A group of birds in the sky suddenly crazily crashed into the glass of the building. The glass shattered, and countless sharp fragments fell down, shining coldly, just hitting the man in the helmet.

"Hahahaha, I expected it a long time ago, you can't kill me!"

"..."

The passing large dog suddenly went mad, growling and biting the man as if seeing an enemy.

"I have a rabies vaccine, I'm not afraid!"

"..."

what!

The man who avoided two accidents suddenly screamed. It turned out that he had stepped on a nail that fell on the road.

"This is my special safety shoe, I can't wear it!"

The man growled hysterically.

Next, the lame escaped man accidentally stepped on a banana peel and fell to the ground. A raccoon cat in a high-rise residential building stretched out its claws and pushed the flower pot frantically. The place.

But fortunately, the man reacted in time and turned over and snatched it away.

"That's it, you use this method!!!"

Finally... the exhausted man with a bruised nose and a swollen face came to an open space.

A few children in front were flying kites, a strange wind blew by, and those transparent kite strings suddenly wrapped around the man's neck.

After struggling to get away, the man ran to an uninhabited road.

"I'm not convinced, come again!" The hoarse voice was full of stubbornness.

boom!

The telephone pole suddenly collapsed, and the broken high-voltage wires crackled and hit the man. Fortunately, a car out of control hit the man flying, which prevented the tragedy.

"..."

A few minutes later, the man came to another building.

"Hahahahaha, it's been a few days, and you still can't kill me!!"

"My fate is..."

The man's nose was blue and his face was swollen, his expression was in a trance, and he roared towards the sky covered in blood.

Boom~

A couple who died for love fell on the man's body after jumping off the building, and then a car out of control ran over it...

The three mixed together.

The local security officer quickly rushed to the scene and sealed off the surrounding area... After several hours of investigation, monitoring and evidence collection, the identities of the three people were quickly obtained.

According to the preliminary judgment, the couple died in love and jumped off the building, and the other named Liu Tianyuan was an innocent passerby.

This was an accident, not a murder!

After returning to the bureau, the security officer curiously inquired about the details of the deceased, and then his eyes widened.

"Another incident similar to File Zero!"

...

On the high-speed train leading to a certain city.

"Leader, did you accept a big order this time?"

Wu Banxian graciously handed Qiao Yuan a bowl of lunch.

Sure enough, I didn't follow the wrong person!

It is precisely because of following Qiao Yuan that he is what he is today.

A fifth-order awakened person with a lifespan of more than two hundred years!

In some cities in remote places, he can be the person in charge just based on the data on paper.

After knowing that Qiao Yuan was leaving the city, he followed without hesitation!

...

Facing Wu Banxian's question, Qiao Yuan nodded and didn't say much, he was thinking about one thing.

After discussing for several days in the group I created, in addition to receiving tens of thousands of red envelopes, I finally chose an event of interest.

This is a rather weird case that a person in charge in the group casually chatted about.

In the city next door to him, in just two months, the number of accidental deaths has skyrocketed, and more importantly, no ghosts have been detected!

This case is quite interesting.

Either it was an accident, or something powerful was at work, so Qiao Yuan chose to go over and have a look.

Of course, another reason is that the rookie king is crazy about grabbing orders. In his words, the number of awakened people has increased sharply recently, and those awakened Yeluzi have begun to seize the market, competing for orders from the Hunter Union at low prices.

The economy is sluggish, and now there is an urgent need for large orders. These official orders he brought to the Hunter Union directly raised his status within the Hunter Union to another level.

...

Qiao Yuan didn't expect that even the awakened ones would start rolling up.

He could no longer wait and see, and if he continued to wait and see, he would even be robbed of chicken ribs, so he chose this event.

However, because this matter had already happened for two months, and there was no rush, Qiao Yuan did not use the trick door.

There is a saying that is true. Ordinary people come out to work because they are poor. How can they start spending money before making money?

The same reason, unless the gain is greater than the pay!

"What do you think of this case?"

Qiao Yuan was a little curious if Wu Banxian had any unique insights.

Wu Banxian put down the lunch box, took the phone and glanced at it, showing a thoughtful expression.

"Leader, who is the woman in your wallpaper? Sister-in-law?"

Qiao Yuan: "..."

...

"Leader, in my opinion, maybe it was just an accident?"

"Think about it, so many patrollers, including the person in charge, have not found out what happened. Although accidental death sounds outrageous, it happens every day."

"Traffic accidents, production accidents, medical accidents, mudslides, earthquakes, typhoons, floods, storms, landslides..."

Wu Banxian raised his finger and spoke.

"But the leader, don't worry, when you arrive at the place, bring me some relics of the deceased, and I will take the leader to enter the memory of the deceased, and watch the replay directly, which is much clearer than looking at the file..."

...

Qiao Yuan nodded.

It seems to be such a reason. After all, the file is written by someone else and can be used as a reference, but Qiao Yuan is still more willing to believe his own eyes.

"By the way, I remember you said before that in addition to fortune-telling, you will also change your fate against the sky? It sounds amazing, change it for me?"

"It's enough to change me to a child of luck, so you can make a price."

Qiao Yuan had a whim, adding the Traveler and Child of Destiny, the buff can be filled up directly.

Wu Banxian suddenly showed a bitter face.

"Leader, I'm talking nonsense. It's not so amazing. Don't take it seriously."

"Really? I don't believe it."

Wu Banxian: "..."

"There's no such thing as changing fate against the sky. It's just transferring other people's fate to oneself, and there are many restrictions, so it's not that mysterious."

...

After a few hours.

After leaving the site, the two of Qiao Yuan went directly to the local security bureau, got connected through a person in charge, and they met the local person in charge.

After explaining his purpose, Qiao Yuan proposed to look at the corpse first.

The other party didn't say much, and immediately made arrangements, and the two of Qiao Yuan were transferred to the morgue again.

"The latest dead person is there, and the time of death was yesterday afternoon, but I still suggest you to be mentally prepared, I'm afraid you won't be able to accept this death." The security officer in charge of leading the way kindly reminded.

Faced with such words, Wu Banxian's competitive spirit was aroused.

"I'm also a person who has experienced strong winds and waves. I haven't seen anything in the world. Isn't it just a corpse? What's so scary."

Wu Banxian smiled and shook his head. No matter how terrifying it is, can it compare to the laboratory director who was chopped into coke by Qiao Yuan?

When he came to the drawer where the corpse was stored, Wu Banxian lifted the shroud.

vomit~

His complexion changed suddenly, and Wu Banxian rushed out of the morgue in a hurry, leaning on the wall and retching.

A few minutes later, Wu Banxian came in reluctantly with his legs fluffy.

Qiao Yuan's lightning is equivalent to adding a layer of coke filter, which is acceptable on the outside, but the corpse inside is the original color!

And not alone!

...

"Are you sure you didn't make a mistake?"

"It's all in there." The magistrate affirmed.

"..."

"Didn't it mean that there are so many people who died accidentally? Can you change one?" Wu Banxian said weakly.

The magistrate quickly explained that the people who died unexpectedly before were cremated after being claimed by their families.

This is the last week.

This is because they said hello in advance, knowing that Qiao Yuan was coming, so they kept it.

"How do you tell that this accident is different from ordinary accidents?"

Seeing Wu Banxian disgusted like this, Qiao Yuan frowned and didn't bother to look at it.

Although I am also a person who has experienced the big world, it does not mean that I like the tragedy.

I am not a pervert, I like to watch these things.

Unless it is an enemy corpse!

The worse the enemy's corpse is, the happier I am... let's eat!

...

"The first victim who reported the case, we call it No. 0, said that there was something to harm him when he reported the case. After investigation by the sheriff, we found no suspicious person. We suspected that the man was mentally ill and took him to the hospital. Get checked out and treated."

"A few days later, the number zero escaped from the hospital and died unexpectedly."

"Through surveillance and evidence collection from people around us, we found out that the accident that No. 0 encountered was not just one accident, sometimes as many as ten times a day!"

"..."

"Later, we also received such reports one after another. When we realized that something was wrong, we handed it over to the Security Bureau in time, but those people still encountered various accidents."

"In order to distinguish ordinary accidents, people like this who have experienced dozens of various accidents during their lifetime are grouped in File Zero."

"The name of the deceased was Liu Tianyuan. After our monitoring and investigation, it was confirmed that he had encountered more than 20 accidents in one day, but he still did not escape yesterday afternoon."

"..."

The sheriff explained in detail.

...

"Leader, should we change another one and use other relics to trace the source?" Wu Banxian suggested.

Qiao Yuan shook his head.

"It's been a week since the last deceased person. According to what you said, even if the relic is found, the connection degree will not be too strong, or there is something missing, which is a waste of time. This corpse just died this afternoon. The connection degree of the underwear at the scene Extremely strong, that's him!"

Wu Banxian: "..."

After hesitating again and again, Wu Banxian gritted his teeth and agreed.

"Okay, I'll listen to the leader, I only have one request, give me a mask, and sprinkle more disinfectant..."

Qiao Yuan: "No problem!"

Soon, the three of them were getting ready in the morgue.

Wu Banxian stood in front of the drawer, put on a gas mask, and held Qiao Yuan with his left hand. As for the security officer beside him, he picked up disinfectant water and sprayed it everywhere with a confused expression.

Stretching out his right hand tremblingly, Wu Banxian put his hand into the body bag in response.

Sticky and soft.

Soon, the two entered the memory of the deceased.

...

The time came to five o'clock yesterday afternoon.

On top of a thirty-story building.

The afterglow of the setting sun shines on the whole city, covering this bustling city with a tulle, everything is so beautiful and peaceful.

A couple came to the rooftop arm in arm.

Talking about love.

"Baby, there's no one here, mua..."

"Husband, are you good or bad, mua..."

"..."

A series of nasty words made Qiao Yuan's mental body instantly excited, so they quickly got out of the couple's body and hid far away.

"Leader, choose one of the three, I made a mistake, do you want to quit?"

After pondering for a moment, Qiao Yuan decided to wait.

Anyway, the couple also had a certain relationship with the deceased, so they might find something.

Ignore the couple's dialogue.

Qiao Yuan, the spiritual body, came to the roof, felt the strong wind blowing from the top floor, and looked down at the same time... At this moment, there was no one at the bottom door, but a figure was approaching not far away.

Judging from the photos, it was undoubtedly the deceased.

It's almost time for his death!

To accurately grasp the timing of jumping off the building, one more minute will not work, and one second less will not work, and... jumping from a building with more than 30 floors and hitting a person is not an ordinary difficulty.

Taking a step, Qiao Yuan, the spiritual body, fell from a high altitude.

Wu Banxian was so frightened that his spirit and body smoked.

Why can't the leader think about jumping off the building!

Soon, Qiao Yuan floated up again.

Then changed another angle and jumped down.

Wu Banxian: "..."

After repeating it several times, Qiao Yuan had to admit the fact that it was impossible to fall from such a high roof.

"Why don't you try it too? In that position, you will be rewarded if you hit it."

Wu Banxian quickly waved his hands, expressing his fear of heights.

Qiao Yuan frowned and thought, was it really an accident?

Just then, there was a quarrel behind them.

Wait, something seems a little off!

Wasn't it yours and mine just now? How did you start pulling?

...

"This matter is not negotiable. My mother said that the bride price is 300,000. I will manage the money after marriage. The house must be written in my name. I also have to buy a car for my brother. The change fee is 20,000. Get on and off the car..."

A woman's indifferent voice came.

At this time, the man's mood was obviously not right, and because of the tugging, the two of them were getting closer and closer to the rooftop.

"It's too much, I can't take it out..."

"All I want is your attitude, you don't love me at all!"

"..."

At this moment, Qiao Yuan suddenly raised his head and looked to the other side. Not far away, he saw a black figure, but he couldn't see its face clearly.

How could there be anyone there! ! ! ! !

Why didn't you find out just now?

Just when the young couple was making a fuss about the bride price and other matters, the deceased had already arrived at the place of death under the building.

Finally... the shadow moved!

Slightly turned around, glanced at the couple, and then the two of them stumbled and fell from a high altitude, just hitting the deceased.

That is, in such an instant, the black shadow disappeared, as if it had never existed.

...

"It's such a pity, there's something I can't think about, at such a young age, I have to jump off the building because of the bride price..." Wu Banxian regretted.

"Didn't you see that black shadow?" Qiao Yuan pointed to the open space.

Wu Banxian: "?????"

The screen reversed, and the black figure appeared in the open space over there again.

Qiao Yuan stepped forward, but no matter how he observed it, it was just a black shadow without a face.

And it seems that only you can discover this thing, even Wu Banxian, whose mental strength is comparable to the sixth level, can't see it.

"Exit and enter Liu Tianyuan's memory world."

...

real world.

Wu Banxian recovered, curled his lips in disgust and reached out to grope in the body bag, and the two of them entered the memory world of the deceased again.

Still the same couple.

Qiao Yuan: "..."

"Leader, I made a mistake again."

"It's okay, come again."

The two withdrew, Wu Banxian continued to touch, a tear fell from the corner of his eye.

Enter the world of memories.

Still that couple.

"Lead me..."

"It's okay, just relax and keep touching."

Wu Banxian wants to cry but has no tears, why is the probability of one-third so low!

He even suspected that there was no remains of Liu Tianyuan here.

touch...retreat...continue to touch...continue to retreat...

In the morgue, the irritating smell produced by the disinfectant made Wu Banxian shed tears of regret.

He suddenly missed the days of selling medicinal wine.

Can you tell someone else's fortune after touching the hands of the dead body?