This Simplification Is Too Outrageous

The other side of the city.

Inside the suite.

Li Xiaoling stepped on slippers and appeared in the living room. Even in loose white pajamas, it couldn't hide her slender body. Then she lay lazily on the sofa, stretched out her fair feet, raised her smooth and slender legs, and crossed them. Putting it on the coffee table, he wiped his wet hair with a towel in his hand.

Suddenly, Li Xiaoling stopped, frowned and looked around, Wang Jing did not come out of the room.

Then... it took off its head, pointed its ears to the ground, and patted it hard.

A stream of water slowly overflowed.

After pouring it clean, align it with the notch and put it back on the neck.

He murmured to himself, "You can't take your head off and wash it alone next time you take a shower, it's easy to get water!"

Then I remembered the business, so I took out my mobile phone and entered the verification information, and successfully added the WeChat account claiming to be Huawu.

Nickname...the alien killer!

hiss~

Li Xiaoling took a deep breath!

Signature……

Alien spirits inside and outside, those who dare to commit crimes will be beheaded!

hiss~

How scary!

Open the latest message in the circle of friends.

"Today I caught a first-order Variant Spirit, suspected of stealing secrets. After being discovered, it wanted to escape, but I broke its leg. Now I will demonstrate how to properly pry the mouth of this Variant Spirit..."

"In addition, the creatures such as Variant Spirit have actually been lurking around us humans, and whoever finds and reports, once the verification is successful, will receive compensation of up to 500,000 yuan."

"It's the same sentence, whoever commits a Variation Spirit will be punished by everyone!"

In the video, in a dark and small airtight room, Hua Wu rubbed his hands together, and a large amount of blue lightning appeared.

Step by step closer to the corner.

In the corner, a human-shaped alien shivered.

Underneath...a puddle of liquid gradually spread.

...

Circle of friends comments.

"Captain Niubi!"

"Captain, stay alive, you've already exceeded your quota for this month!"

"Captain, I want to see you tearing the alien spirit!"

"As expected of an awakener of the mystery department, the captain's lightning is really powerful!"

"It's necessary, not to blow it with you. Before I went on a mission with the captain, I met an extremely arrogant Variant Spirit and threatened to fight ten, but guess what? It's only one round... It knelt on the ground and begged our captain not to Kill it!"

"..."

Li Xiaoling's face twitched, and he quickly patted his chest, and his breathing became short for a while.

"Li Xiaoling, come on, you are Qiao Yuan now, you are not afraid of him!"

"I'm Qiao Yuan, I'm human, I'm Qiao Yuan, I'm human!"

"Qiao Yuan is responsible for the accident!"

Li Xiaoling kept comforting herself and tried her best to put herself in the identity of Qiao Yuan.

"Hello, I'm an enthusiastic citizen who called to report Dead Corner Village last time."

Hua Wu: "????"

Qiao Yuan never wrote ink, Li Xiaoling thought about it and decided to go straight in.

"I would like to ask some information about the [Chengbei Jixiang Apartment] incident."

Hua Wu: "This is a secret, outsiders have no right to contact, sorry..."

Bad first battle!

Li Xiaoling thought about it for a while, and felt that it made sense. It is impossible for others to give you important documents for no reason.

After thinking about it for a long time, it stretched out its slender fingers and sent a sentence.

"I'll join!"

"..."

The other side of the city.

In the Huawu room.

Looking at the message sent by Li Xiaoling, he was a little unbelievable.

how can that be!

Am I reading it wrong?

To be honest, he was quite happy when he saw this mysterious Awakener add his WeChat account at first!

There is an important event leaderboard within them, which is dedicated to ranking recent work, and prioritizing it in the case of insufficient power.

NO.1: Block, restrict, and solve the alien spirit in the west of the city that may deteriorate into a B-level incident.

NO.2: Exploring the vicinity of Dead End Village to prepare for future reclamation.

NO.3: The awakened person codenamed "Mysterious Man" must be recruited.

NO.4: Add newcomers to join as soon as possible.

NO.5: Investigate the behind-the-scenes source of a shared app.

NO.6: Investigate [Mutual Aid Club].

"..."

NO.10: The feasibility of the implementation of [Recruitment Plan 2.0 White Paper].

...

Internally, they have already evaluated Qiao Yuan.

At least second-order strength, the gender is most likely to be female, with a strong sense of responsibility and justice!

Especially the last bit is to his liking!

What he hates most in his life is the kind of Awakened who fights for money!

Li Xiaoling: "Are you there? Are there educational requirements?"

Hua Wu reacted and quickly picked out a prepared contract from the document and sent it over.

This is what Zhou Qiang specially asked to do after Qiao Yuan called before, and his treatment was second only to those of their captains.

After a second.

Li Xiaoling: "Well, I read it. No problem. I signed it. Now we are colleagues. Can you tell me about Jixiang Apartment?"

"?????"

This...why does this feel so perfunctory!

Hua Wu frowned and thought.

Then I remembered the professional evaluation of this mysterious awakened person. The report showed that the awakened person's integrity value was as high as 80%, so the doubts in my heart were slightly reduced.

Hua Wu: "Yes, but you have to promise not to leak it out!"

Hua Wu thought for a while and decided to send some basic information about the file. Of course... If it involves some confidential issues, the progress of the case can only be viewed after the awakened person joins the job.

Li Xiaoling: "By the way, there is one more thing, have you issued an ID card to the alien spirit?"

Hua Wu thought for a while and said, "Yes, the standards for issuing such certificates are for the meritorious deeds of Liyang City, and for the alien spirits who have never killed anyone!"

"But if the Variant Spirit does any harm to humans, you can kill it first and then play it!"

"Call me if you can't beat it!"

Hua Wu's eyes revealed a firm look!

For him, everything else is negotiable, but for Variant Spirit... He Hua Wu will always be a "Variant Spirit Killer!"

...

Time passed slowly, and the clock on the wall was ticking.

Three minutes have passed, and the Awakened on the opposite side has not replied.

Hua Wu had a bad feeling in his heart.

"Well... how long will it take for you to report? I will arrange staff to greet..."

swoosh~

A voice was sent.

Hua Wu opened with a solemn expression.

"Captain Hua Wu, have you ever heard the saying that the more beautiful a woman is, the more deceiving you are!"

"?????"

Hua Wu froze for a moment, and when he wanted to ask again, a red exclamation mark appeared.

"????"

No, professionals have scientifically analyzed it, and this mysterious awakener doesn't seem to be the kind of person who doesn't keep his promises.

After a full ten minutes, he looked at the chat records on his phone again.

Fortunately, this time is not completely without harvest!

At least there was progress, and he could only comfort himself like this.

Soon, he handed over the speech to the technical department for analysis.

After a while, I came to the conclusion that the sound was not affected or modified.

For a while, a smile appeared on the corner of Hua Wu's mouth, and his heart became more confident!

[Mysterious Awakener], [Second-level Strength], [Female], [Sense of Justice], [Sweet Voice], [Naughty], [Beautiful Appearance], [Investigating (Auspicious Apartment) Incident]...

A lot of pieces of information appeared in Hua Wu's brain, and he was very sure that he was a little bit closer to the truth.

This mysterious awakener is not far from exposure!

After thinking for a while, he decided to investigate privately.

He took out a spare personal mobile phone from the drawer, opened the address book, swiped his fingers quickly, and after a moment of hesitation... selected a number and dialed it.

"New task, go to the auspicious apartment in the north of the city..."

...

"So exciting!"

After deleting Huawu WeChat, Li Xiaoling was hooked, and then forwarded the chat record to Qiao Yuan.

Qiao Yuan suddenly remembered the matter of the alien spirit certificate, so he asked himself to ask.

Three seconds later...

Li Xiaoling seemed to have remembered something, and quickly withdrew.

After withdrawing...it sent the archives to Qiao Yuan alone.

Qiao Yuan: "What did you withdraw? I saw it, and give you another chance to resend it!"

Li Xiaoling raised his brows and pretended to be calm: "It's nothing, it's my chat record with someone else, it's wrong."

Qiao Yuan: "Is that your alien spirit friend? Come and be a guest at my house if you have time."

Li Xiaoling: "..."

inside the room.

Qiao Yuan thought for a while, and it seemed that what Li Xiaoling retracted was not important information, so he continued to ask: "By the way, did that Hua Wu say anything?"

Li Xiaoling: "No, he is very enthusiastic and a good person."

Qiao Yuan: "Okay, you can rest early."

Li Xiaoling: "Okay, drink more hot water."

Qiao Yuan's hand holding the thermos cup froze in the air.

I was stiff for more than ten seconds!

Then I looked up and looked around, there were no cameras in the house.

He seemed to understand something.

Slowly put down the thermos cup, rummaged through the box to find a few stickers... Cover the phone camera.

opposite……

Li Xiaoling frowned, watching the nervous Qiao Yuan cover the camera, and muttered to himself, "Have you lost the most basic trust between humans and alien spirits?"

Li Xiaoling didn't give up, closed his eyes again, and picked up the phone.

After a minute.

It found that Qiao Yuan had attached all the risky devices in the house.

Li Xiaoling: "..."

"Xiaoling, can you come home with me tomorrow?"

In the bedroom, Wang Jing came out wearing cartoon underwear.

There is a firmness in his eyes!

She thought very clearly, she would never compromise this time, she must make things clear!

She... Wang Jing, will not have a blind date anymore!

She wants to be free!

"OK."

Li Xiaoling agreed with a satisfied smile.

...

Qiao Yuan is here...

Just in case, wearing only a pair of shorts, he covered all the cameras in the house that were suspected of being affected by the alien spirit.

Only then did he breathe a sigh of relief.

This Li Xiaoling is fighting five scumbags in terms of combat, but he didn't expect to engage in such crooked ways, thieves and thieves.

Qiao Yuan now has a hint of suspicion, perhaps his hobby is not Wang Jing.

Because judging from the situation during this period, it is really just an ordinary girlfriend relationship with Wang Jing.

So what are its hobbies?

Identity is getting more and more mysterious...

After shaking off the thoughts in his mind, Qiao Yuan began to check the file.

【Auspicious apartment network ghost event】

[Grade: D Grade]

[File introduction: On May 15th, around 6:00 p.m., the first murder case occurred in the sixth building of Jixiang Apartment. The local authorities rushed to the scene to investigate and reported the news to the Security Bureau as soon as possible]

[A total of two awakened members of the first team rushed to the scene. After preliminary judgment, the deceased was killed by a foreign spirit, the body parts of the deceased were not missing, and there were no missing items at the scene. Theft, fetish, collection... quirk

[The only suspicious point is that the browsing records, diaries, and chat records of the deceased were exposed on a series of platforms such as the circle of friends, dating sites, etc.]

[And the last sentence of the deceased before his death was "The quality of this is not good, I feel perverted as soon as I pervert, and the crime should be punished... I will be sentenced to death!\