This Simplification Is Too Outrageous

At 12:30 in the morning, the moon is dark and the wind is high.

Check out the almanac.

It is advisable to go out and avoid going to the grave.

Packing up his things and bringing a thermos filled with hot water, Qiao Yuan rode a shared bicycle to his destination.

Following the navigation, Qiao Yuan soon came to an extremely remote place in the suburbs. It was empty and lonely, and the abandoned buildings not far away added a bit of strangeness and desolation.

The surrounding trees were rustling, as if the evil spirits were scratching with their teeth and claws.

No matter how you look at this place, it doesn't look like a ghost.

Qiao Yuan opened the thermos cup and took a sip of hot water.

【Repair +1】

The warm current in the abdomen slipped, and the whole person was also in a lot of energy.

Hot water is really a good thing, cures all ailments.

...

The time came to 1:10 in the morning, the surrounding silence was terrifying, and half of the insects that were most familiar in the summer night were not heard. It seemed that the place was swallowed by darkness.

"Sure enough, they are girlfriends, and they are not punctual."

Qiao Yuan frowned and took another sip of hot water.

【Repair +1】

The urge to urinate came, and after looking around, I found a corner and started to solve it.

Shhhh~

Suddenly, there was a sound of footsteps, and there seemed to be something approaching in the darkness.

Qiao Yuan instantly lifted his pants and looked around.

Soon... the surrounding temperature dropped rapidly, and the originally normal environment suddenly burst into a gust of overcast wind, and there was even a mournful cry not far away, like a ghost trying to kill.

Qiao Yuan looked around with a solemn expression, and took a sip of hot water to suppress his shock.

【Repair +1】

Shasha~

The sound of footsteps gradually increased, and only the sound was heard, but no one was seen. In the distance... a faint voice floated.

"You came."

As soon as Qiao Yuan turned around, there was a figure standing behind him.

Turn on the flashlight.

Strong light hit its face.

It's that ghost bestie!

Not far away, the best friend in a blood-red dress had disheveled hair and blood on her face, her dead fish-like eyes staring at Qiao Yuan, especially those sharp scarlet nails that looked extremely coquettish.

It is walking towards Qiao Yuan step by step!

The walking posture is extremely frightening, as if the consciousness does not match the body, which makes the back cold.

"I will only give you one chance, leave Wang Jing, or...die!"

A cold, vicious voice came out of its mouth.

...

Qiao Yuan didn't move, the ghost had already come to him.

That terrifying face was cruel and crazy, his eyes flashed with bloodthirsty light, and he stared straight at his body.

"Leave Wang Jing!"

In an instant, there was a cloudy wind, and the screams continued, which was breathtaking.

That look... I can't wait to strip Qiao Yuan alive.

Gollum~

Qiao Yuan took a sip of hot water.

【Repair +1】

pop~

A pair of icy hands slowly probed towards Qiao Yuan.

...

"what!"

"It's hot!"

"so hard!"

The ghost girlfriend felt like her hand was touching a red-hot iron plate, and hurriedly withdrew.

pop~

Qiao Yuan grabbed it with both hands.

The expression on the girlfriend's face gradually changed from puzzled to panic.

How did this man become golden?

His body...why is it so hot!

呲呲~

Like fried chicken in a frying pan, a lot of smoke came out.

Under the contact, its whole body was numb.

[Energy value +1]

A prompt sounded in Qiao Yuan's mind.

Qiao Yuan: "????"

It turns out that the energy value is obtained in this way. Is the energy value generated by hurting these things?

That way, you won't be tired!

A smile appeared on the corner of Qiao Yuan's mouth.

...

In the dark and silent night.

Two vague figures could be vaguely seen beside the abandoned square.

One red and one gold.

The red figure seems to be shaking?

The screen turns.

The red-clothed girlfriend was a little flustered.

He was clearly intimidating him, but why was he not only not afraid, but also showing such an expression of enjoyment?

Is he happy?

Incomprehensible!

This smile is just like the big villain in the TV series it has seen.

How could this person be scarier than himself?

Slip away, go away!

However... Qiao Yuan worked hard.

Suddenly screams sounded.

"let me go!"

"Please, let me go!"

"don't want!"

"Wow, it's hot..."

...

ten minutes later.

The red-clothed best friend collapsed on the ground with her hair disheveled and powerless, like a corpse, and beside it stood a golden legend - Qiao Yuan.

Hu~

Qiao Yuan wiped his hands and sat on the bench beside him, looking at his red-clothed girlfriend who collapsed on the ground with a satisfied expression on his face.

Comfortable!

This ghastly thing contributed three energy points to him. If he hadn't found that it couldn't hold it any longer, Qiao Yuan would never have let go so quickly.

Anyway, let it slow down if it can't bear it, and the donkeys of the production team also have time to rest.

Looking at the ghost girlfriend lying on the ground, Qiao Yuan decided to try to see if he could open its mouth.

"Now, let me ask you an answer, understand?"

Hearing this, its body twitched, as if it was numb with electricity, but it had no choice but to crawl forward like an earthworm, trying to stay away from the man.

It never imagined that it would take itself in today.

Obviously just helping a friend avoid a thunderbolt, why did he fall into it?

After a minute.

Looking at the female ghost who kept crawling forward, Qiao Yuan sighed and took a sip of hot water.

【Repair +1】

The slight tiredness from before is gone again.

Stand up and walk towards the target.

Looking at the female ghost wearing black silk is constantly rubbing on the ground to escape.

After thinking for a moment, Qiao Yuan bent down and grabbed the slender ankle of the female ghost and dragged it back.

呲呲~

Sparks fly!

The female ghost's bright red fingernails clung to the ground, but to no avail.

...

In order to prevent it from running away, Qiao Yuan tore off the female ghost's black silk and tied its legs to his left leg.

Seems like this is how they catch bad guys in TV shows.

Facts have proved that most of human fears are caused by the unknown and lack of strength. If you know that what you have always feared is an ant, would you still be afraid?

"What's your name, what is it, where did it come from, how many people are in your family, what are you planning to do, and do you have any accomplices? Does Wang Jing know your identity? What is the purpose of your lurking around humans..."

Qiao Yuan's expression was serious, and he crossed his arms and crossed his chest to start the interrogation.

Below, the female ghost's face was pale, looking at her bound legs, the fear in her heart rose to the extreme.

How can this man be so scary.

"Frankly be lenient, resist being strict!" Qiao Yuan suddenly shouted.

sigh~

The female ghost was so frightened that she looked at Qiao Yuan in horror.

"My name is Li Xiaoling, I'm wronged... I have no accomplices... I didn't kill anyone, I didn't even dare to kill a chicken, I didn't have a single one..."

...

after an hour.

"So I've wronged you?" Qiao Yuan frowned at the female ghost who fell to the ground.

No... Now it should not be called a female ghost, but a foreign spirit.

Long story short.

According to it, half a year ago, she appeared on the street inexplicably, in a daze... She was accidentally discovered by Wang Jing, moved with compassion, and took her home.

After a period of recuperation, its memory has never recovered. Wang Jing saw that it was pitiful, so she kept adopting it, and the two became good sisters. Of course... Wang Jing has also been looking for her family.

She didn't tell anyone about her being an alien spirit.

Great, next question.

"Why are you so hostile to me?" Qiao Yuan was always puzzled by this question.

In fact, if it hadn't revealed its identity, it would have been impossible for him to discover it.

"Because I'm afraid you're a scumbag."

Li Xiaoling bowed his head and said quietly.

Qiao Yuan: "?????"

"Do I look alike?"

Li Xiaoling: "Like."

...

Qiao Yuan thought about it seriously, and judging from what he learned at noon, Wang Jing, a simple girl, can do such a thing, so it is very likely that this Variant Spirit did not lie.

Besides, he didn't find anything unusual in Wang Jing, and looking at the situation of the two, it also met the standard of knowing each other for a long time.

But this is not important, the important thing is to find a way to collect energy value.

That is to hurt the alien spirit!

At the same time, Qiao Yuan still had an idea in his heart. If he killed the alien spirit directly, would he produce a lot of energy at one time?

Looking at Li Xiaoling lying on the ground, Qiao Yuan finally did not do anything.

Is it more important to have a full meal?

He also had principles, so Qiao Yuan decided to invite this Variant Spirit home as a guest.

A phantom that can sustainably charge energy, which is great!

On the ground, Li Xiaoling's body trembled a little, and when he saw the man in front of him with a terrifying smile approaching him, his heart became more and more uncertain.

Sure enough, when he learned that the man invited him home, he looked at his bound legs.

"I... can I refuse?"

Li Xiaoling gritted his teeth and said in a low voice, this man is too scary, his body is hot and hot, isn't going to his house a sheep?

The air instantly quieted down, and while it was waiting anxiously, Qiao Yuan spoke again.

"Okay, since you don't want to be with me, I won't force it, you can go."

Qiao Yuan said expressionlessly.

Underneath, Li Xiaoling's blood-stained face lifted up instantly. It looked at Qiao Yuan with incredible eyes, as if it couldn't believe it.

How could this man let him go?

Li Xiaoling: "Really?"

Qiao Yuan: "Really."

Li Xiaoling looked at the bound legs, and then looked at Qiao Yuan.

tearing~

With a little force, Qiao Yuan ripped open the knotted stockings.

...

After a minute.

Li Xiaoling stood up in disbelief and walked in the opposite direction step by step.

"and many more."

Suddenly, Qiao Yuan's voice sounded from behind, Li Xiaoling's heart skipped a beat, and his head hung down weakly.

Sure enough, it knows that handsome men can deceive people, he is just teasing himself.

At this moment, Li Xiaoling's heart was ashes.

"Xiaoling, I think you don't want Wang Jing to know what happened tonight, do you, so... don't talk nonsense and know?"

This?

Li Xiaoling turned his head nervously, and after seeing that Qiao Yuan hadn't come over, he was relieved and nodded.

"I know."

Hu~

Li Xiaoling breathed a sigh of relief.

It seems that this hot golden man is not that bad, and he really wronged him before.

After walking two steps, Li Xiaoling stopped again, and the blood stain on her face disappeared instantly. At this moment, she returned to the charming appearance when she first met, showing a delicate face, turned to face Qiao Yuan showed a smile.

"Thank you, you are a good person."

far away……

Qiao Yuan also showed a kind smile, scratched his head and said, "Then you will come home with me?"

Swah~

Li Xiaoling's face changed and disappeared instantly.

...

Qiao Yuan: "???"

"Sure enough, this world, whether it is a human or an alien spirit, misunderstands good people."

"It's okay, it's okay, the twisted melon is not sweet..."

"Uncle Huang paid three visits to the thatched cottage to win Wolong, Kong Mingqi captured Meng to gain loyalty, and Cao Cao welcomed Zhang Xiu to Madam Zou at a banquet..."

"I shouldn't have to do that many times, right?"

Qiao Yuan shook his head, picked up the torn black silk on the ground, and threw it into the trash can.

He picked up the thermos and took a sip of hot water.

【Repair +1】

For a time, Qiao Yuan felt a lot.

In this world, anyone can be unreliable, but only hot water can't!

Alien spirits are not ghosts, please keep this in mind, it can be understood as a new species, which will be explained in detail later.

This chapter has more than 3,000 words, and I am so good!

PS: Looking for follow-up reading, asking for support, I wish you all a happy 520, don’t forget that there is an author who is on the street silently coding when you are dating (a lot of comments are the greatest support for me, as long as you don’t scold people)