This Simplification Is Too Outrageous

in a few days.

The weather is clear and blue.

"What, are you serious?" Qiao Yuan, who was drinking hot water, almost spat out.

Sitting on the sofa, Li Xiaoling, who was flipping through a stack of books, pushed the glasses she didn't know where to find, and spoke calmly.

"Didn't I say it before? I am the president of the Yueyang City Spirit Association and a mental health consultant for spirits. The Security Bureau also agreed to open a shop for me to provide counseling for some spirits."

Qiao Yuan took a look at the books printed by the Security Bureau. They were all guidance books on persuading the soul to do good.

Qiao Yuan's scalp tingled with every word.

Qiao Yuan, who was afraid that Li Xiaoling would be fooled by others, picked up the phone and asked about it before he realized the fact.

I don't know when the next blood moon will come, but this does not affect the recovery of more and more ghosts.

According to rough statistics at the headquarters, the awakening of ordinary people and the recovery of ghosts are still showing a slow upward trend.

Although on the whole, facing the human race, the foreign spirits are still only a very small part of it.

But every time they are revived, those dead have a high probability of becoming bloodthirsty ghosts.

...

The probability of a harmless ghost is low. If it is not guided in time, it will turn into a bloodthirsty ghost once it kills.

One ebb and flow is not conducive to the headquarters' plan.

It is still the same sentence, it is impossible for human beings to completely exterminate the spirits, starting from the moment when the blood moon appeared, or even the first batch of people entered the world of spirits.

All this is irreparable!

Eliminating bloodthirsty ghosts and coexisting with harmless ghosts is the goal given by the headquarters.

The specific operation will be arranged by the person in charge according to the actual situation of each city.

It's just that most cities outside of Liyang City are not as optimistic as Liyang City, because there are very few special events in Liyang City.

Especially now that a large number of awakened people are living in this city, the probability of special events has been reduced to the range of the green line.

Looking at the whole country, there are not many advanced cities like Liyang City.

Therefore, Zhou Qiang, the person in charge of Liyang City, decided to start strengthening the training of the spirits, and then send them to the grassroots of each city to cooperate with the patrols.

Have to say it's pretty bold!

Most of the people in charge think about their own one-acre land, how can they care about other cities.

But Zhou Qiang, an ordinary person, dared to do this.

...

Li Xiaoling's name is very famous, but her main work is only two points.

First, check the psychological condition of the alien sent by the Security Bureau and issue a medical certificate.

Second, persuading the spirit to do good.

In fact, this responsibility was done by a special department of the Security Bureau in the past, but now it is divided into two.

Generally speaking, it means outsourcing part of the work to Li Xiaoling.

Including but not limited to the weekly or monthly inspection of certified spirits, assessing whether they tend to be bloodthirsty, and the guidance of newborn spirits...

There is a lot of bonus for every coaching leader.

Everything is legal and compliant, not what Qiao Yuan thought before, but only a strange spirit can come in for psychological counseling.

After clarifying everything, seeing Li Xiaoling's high interest, Qiao Yuan didn't stop him anymore.

Isn't it just opening a shop!

open!

In the future, we will become bigger and stronger and create greater glories!

...

Crackling~

The firecrackers blared and the fireworks bloomed.

Outside the community, this strange spirit psychological clinic opened.

【Xiaoqiao Mental Health Diagnosis Center】

For the name, Qiao Yuan argued with Li Xiaoling, and finally agreed to the plan.

Before, Li Xiaoling wanted to put Qiao Yuan in front and named him Qiao Ling.

Qiao Yuan didn't think so at first, until a friend reminded him that the name was unlucky.

Qiao Ling Qiao Ling... Isn't this a curse to become a ghost after death?

After the final discussion, it was named Xiaoqiao.

Starting a business is a happy event.

Qiao Yuan proposed to use his portrait and hang a handsome poster of himself at the door to become the image ambassador of the store.

Use your fame to advertise your new store.

But was rejected by Li Xiaoling.

In her original words, she didn't want the store she just opened to close down.

It seems...it does make sense.

Where is the photo of myself holding a knife hanging, which ghost is not confused?

If one is not good, I am afraid that I will be scared to death on the spot.

The opening process went very smoothly.

Although Qiao Yuan tried his best to keep a low profile, this matter somehow spread throughout the circle of awakened people.

In the morning, Qiao Yuan received cash blessings from people from all walks of life in Liyang City.

And ask yourself if you can get a membership card, they also need psychological diagnosis and treatment.

Later, after learning that this shop is only for ghosts, this is a disappointment.

The new store opened, and there were no other employees, so Qiao Yuan could only mop the floor for a while.

This is not a problem.

After all, I was also a good young man who supported himself before.

Advance can lift a knife to chop ghosts, retreat can mop the floor for hygiene!

After everything was busy, the store finally ushered in the first customer.

...

It's almost time to get off work in the afternoon.

The setting sun was slanting to the west, and the whole world seemed to be coated with a golden-red halo.

【welcome】

The welcome sound sounded, waking up the sleeping Li Xiaoling.

"Jungle, will you support me? Is your brain not fully developed, and your cerebellum is not fully developed!"

A fat kid came in cursing with a mobile phone.

The fingers slid quickly, setting off bursts of afterimages.

There was a game anime character printed on his chest. This little kid's face was pale, and his protruding eyes were bloodshot.

"What the hell, mage, are you laughing at your mother, you are 0-6 and you are proud?"

"Assistant, is Sagittarius your father? You've been running around him?"

"..."

Qiao Yuan who was sweeping the floor was stunned.

This ghost's mouth is really smelly.

"..."

"I'm so pissed off, you trash, why did you just surrender, I'll scold you later!"

The little fat man's stomach was about to explode.

But seeing Li Xiaoling in a white coat, he quickly returned to normal.

"Hello, Sister Li, I am the third batch of foreign spirit trainees from the Liyang City Security Bureau. The leader asked me to come to your place for a weekly psychological assessment."

The little fat man stared at Li Xiaoling with bloody eyes, and took out a document.

After glancing at the information, Li Xiaoling understood the purpose of this strange spirit.

For those spirit certificates that have already been issued, the validity period is usually one week to half a year depending on the specific situation.

Generally speaking, the more unstable the ghost, the more frequently it needs to be checked.

This little fat ghost checks once a week, it's very dangerous!

It's just that it has reached the level of issuing a strange spirit certificate.

...

"Name?"

According to the procedure, you should ask about the basic situation of the other party.

"Hao Cai"

"Hobby?"

"Playing games, I am proficient in all mobile games, ranging from King, Yuanshen, Chicken...down to Xiaoxiaole, Snake, Tetris..." The little fat man's eyes lit up and he became excited.

According to the information in hand, the other party died suddenly.

"age?"

"A three-month baby."

puff~

Qiao Yuan mopping the floor beside him couldn't help laughing anymore.

Li Xiaoling glared at Qiao Yuan.

"This big brother seems very dissatisfied. Why don't we play a game? The outcome is determined in one round. You can choose the game as you like, and I can do it. If you lose, kneel down and bark like a dog."

The little fat man took out a latest mobile phone from his pocket and handed it to Qiao Yuan.

"Don't say I'm bullying you. This is the latest fruit phone. You wage earners only pay 3,000 a month. This phone is enough for you to eat and drink for a few months. I'll give it to you. Do you dare to compare it with me? !"

Qiao Yuan: "..."

This strange spirit is quite rich!

...

"Quiet!"

Li Xiaoling stretched out her white hand and patted the table heavily, showing the majesty of a sixth-order foreign spirit.

The little fat man was trembling, but soon calmed down.

In the next few minutes, after a simple inquiry, Li Xiaoling pushed his glasses.

"I saw you were very angry just now, can you tell me what's going on?"

As soon as the game was mentioned, the little fat man became angry instantly.

"Sister Li, judge me, these human beings don't let people tell you that they play games, and they deliberately give away heads and show affection... They don't have the responsibility of being a summoner at all!"

"These humans treat games like this. If the real world encounters those evil spirits, wouldn't they want to join the enemy and be a lackey? I really can't stand it, so I scold them. I don't feel happy if I don't scold them!"

"..."

Qiao Yuan: "..."

Good guy, this little strange spirit has sublimated the game to a height that it shouldn't have reached.

"What's wrong with your eyes?"

The iconic abnormality of bloodthirsty spirits is red eyes, but red eyes are not necessarily bloodthirsty spirits.

"Sister, I play games, I'm not corrupt." The little fat man explained.

"Sister, do you play games? I'll take you to fly..."

"Is the game fun?" Li Xiaoling was quite curious.

"Fun, must be fun, video games are the greatest invention in this world!"

"..."

"Ahem!"

Qiao Yuan coughed twice, reminding Li Xiaoling that it was working time.

"Sister, your staff is sick and coughs a lot. If you are sick, you have to go to the hospital quickly..."

Qiao Yuan: "..."

"Playing games is prohibited during work hours, and performance will be deducted. There is monitoring there, and it will be sent to the Security Bureau in real time!" Qiao Yuan emphasized.

Li Xiaoling's body shook, and he returned to his cold appearance again.

...

"I'm going to give you some tests next, you have to answer truthfully, don't lie!"

"Sister, just ask. I'm a child. If a child has any evil intentions, I will answer honestly."

"The first point, do you often feel irritable recently, and you can't get angry in your heart?"

"I'm normal when I'm not playing games, and it's fine when I'm playing games, as long as my teammates don't cheat." The little fat man said seriously.

"Second, what would you do if your teammates cheated on you?"

"Call him, scold his mother, scold his whole family, eighteen generations can't miss it!" The little fat man screamed in a low voice, staring at his bloody eyes.

Two small hands clenched into fists!

"Third, have you ever had the urge to follow the network cable to find them?"

"No, I just said hello."

puff~

Qiao Yuan beside him couldn't help laughing again.

Li Xiaoling: "..."

fatty:"……"

"Go ahead, I'll mop the floor." Qiao Yuan sped up the mopping progress.

...

"Fourth, if you happen to meet an ordinary person who is in a special event, are you willing to save him?"

"It depends on whether he plays games or not. If he plays well, I won't save him. If he plays well, he is my teammate. Even if it takes my life, I will save my teammate!"

The little fat man looked deathly at home.

"Fifth, if there are two people who like to play games, one plays King and the other plays Yuanshen, and they both fall into the river at the same time, who do you save first?"

"Save the mobile phone first, the mobile phone is not waterproof."

puff~

Qiao Yuan laughed again.

"Brother, I have endured you for a long time!" The little fat man glared at Qiao Yuan with a livid face.

"..."

...

After the question-and-answer session, Li Xiaoling gave her own evaluation through careful observation.

The next step is psychotherapy, persuading the spirit to be kind.

Different from human psychologists, ghost psychotherapy is to correct and consolidate.

Press the remote.

On the TV, there are pictures of humans and spirits living in harmony, and receiving praise for their great achievements.

Draw big pie!

As long as you are kind, there will be bread!

While playing, Li Xiaoling explained some precautions while observing the changes in the other party's expression and Yin Qi fluctuations.

"..."

The little fat man listened carefully and nodded from time to time.

It can be seen that this little fat man is harmless when he is not playing games.

At the end of the scene, as usual, Li Xiaoling played another clip of the patron saint of Liyang City.

The little fat man's face suddenly turned from livid to pale.

This person is so familiar!

It seems to be the one standing next to mopping the floor.

...

A series of psychological consolidation soon came to an end.

"Okay, your psychological evaluation is over. I will upload the report to the file of the Security Bureau immediately. Then you can go to the designated hospital for some special examinations." Li Xiaoling checked the report carefully.

[Expert evaluation: Under normal circumstances, the spirit has no possibility of corruption, and all psychological indicators are within the safe range. There are no abnormal mood swings when watching videos, but when playing games, the temper will become extremely irritable. The probability is out of control, and the details can only be determined after the medical examination report comes out. 】

[It is still recommended to check once a week]

【Psychiatrist: Li Xiaoling】

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The next so-called special inspection is to carefully check the body!

The bodies of ghosts who have killed people will change more or less, and various indicators will also appear abnormal accordingly.

This requires professionals, the project is not outsourced.

"Goodbye, Sister Li."

In the end, the little fat man became more polite, then turned to look at Qiao Yuan who was mopping the floor, and knelt down on his knees.

"Big brother, what I just said may have been a little rude. If I did something wrong, please forgive me for the sake of my child."

Qiao Yuan: "..."

Li Xiaoling: "..."

The end of the daily routine, don't worry, there will never be more than two chapters

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