This Simplification Is Too Outrageous

Chapter 542 I will teach you a spineless first generation for Li Xiaoling!

The big animal skin man thought for a long time, and finally decided not to bother Qiao Yuan anymore.

He is not good at brain power, this young man who met by chance can do whatever he likes.

Seeing that the big animal skin man didn't talk to him, Qiao Yuan continued to stare at the river.

His eyes ignited a raging fire, passing through many barriers, and reaching the dark depths.

"..."

In these four firmly connected small boats, besides Qiao Yuan, there were three awakened people.

The fur man who just spoke, as well as a short man less than 1.5 meters and a taciturn man in a suit.

These three awakened people are all seventh-order, and Qiao Yuan doesn't know each other.

However, it can be heard from the chat that they have been trapped in the foreign spirit world for many years, and they just returned not long ago. After receiving Wei Wu's summoning order, they rushed over non-stop and chose to contribute to the country.

Eradicate the laboratory cancer!

Because the entrance to the secret realm of death is on the river, these awakened people went to other secret realms and used their own means to force the boatman to pick up the passengers and go to the source of Liusha River.

...

"River God... tsk tsk tsk... River God... tell me, is there really a god in this world?"

Perhaps the atmosphere at the scene was too silent and depressing, and the big man in animal skin began to look for topics.

"I'm an atheist. There are no gods in this world. It's just the ignorance of the world. I think...the so-called river god is just a powerful spirit, and it must be related to the laboratory." Another boat The dwarf who was alone said expressionlessly.

"You mean that the River God is also an experimental subject in the laboratory?"

"I don't know, but with the strength of the laboratory, it is impossible to do this. This method of ordering all the boatmen is extraordinary, and it can also change the course of the river... If he really has this kind of strength, doesn't it mean that the whole world has already died?" The developed secret realms are all under his surveillance?"

The big animal-skinned man turned his head and scratched his head with a smile: "You are right, considering the importance of spiritual wells, the laboratory really has such means, I am afraid that these spiritual wells have been stolen long ago."

"..."

The two chatted for a long time.

Qiao Yuan was still staring at the river, while the other man in suit seemed to be asleep.

Even if the big man in animal skin wanted to ask, he didn't pay any attention.

"..."

"The source is here!" A boatman with missing arms and legs, who had obviously experienced severe beatings, interrupted the conversation between the two.

"..."

...

The cold mist gradually dissipated, and the river surface in the distance became clear.

what is that! ! ! !

The big animal-skinned man stared at his big copper bell-like eyes.

There are sparkling lights in the distance, and there seem to be countless fish swimming in it.

Could it be that what the young man just said was the truth?

Is there any fish in here?

Wait until the boat slowly approaches.

Come back ten minutes later.

The big man's eyeballs almost fell off.

This is not a fish, it is clearly a corpse!

A dense mass of corpses floated on the surface of the river, all swollen like balloons, drifting and wriggling with the current...

The mouth opened, revealing white teeth.

The sound of "goo-goo" is constantly coming from the depth of the throat!

It is not difficult to see from the clothes on them that these are dead boatmen.

A boatman who is one with the river and suffers endless torture!

Qiao Yuan frowned at the back.

Sure enough, as I expected, I had been observing the bottom of the river before, but I saw a figure flashing past.

Those ghosts at the bottom of the river are all swimming in one direction.

"The river god is there, we can't go over there."

Another boatman trembled.

The rest of the boatmen immediately put away their oars and knelt down facing the spirit group.

"..."

The source of the quicksand river has arrived!

Groups of strange spirits floated on the river in the distance, stretching as far as the eye could see... This scene shocked everyone.

They could feel this strange ferocity.

Many of them are powerful.

Seventh-order foreign spirit!

More than one!

Boom~

The hull of the boat trembled as if it had been hit by something, and everyone was terrified and hurriedly stabilized their bodies.

It's a foreign spirit!

It's those bloodthirsty ghosts whose ships have sunk to the bottom!

As if being summoned by some kind, the surrounding ghosts gathered towards the front, and suddenly a small pale hand stretched out from the bottom of the boat, followed by dozens of equally pale ghosts popping up, surrounding several small boats.

The whole body was full of Yin Qi, and the eyes seemed to be filled with blood, which made people tremble.

Both are ghosts, but those at the bottom of the ship are more terrifying than bloodthirsty ghosts.

Now they are rocking the boat!

Try to turn everything on board upside down!

Several similar boatmen had already slumped on the boat.

The words of begging for mercy kept saying in his mouth.

"..."

"Damn it, why are there so many strange spirits here!" The big animal skin man's face changed drastically, his muscles tensed up, and he didn't dare to be careless.

It was very normal along the way, but it actually made him lose his vigilance!

If it were on land, he wouldn't be so nervous even if he faced spirits of the same level that far exceeded his own.

But this is a quicksand river!

Once falling into the water, the seventh level of immortality will be gradually consumed.

Those who lost their greatest reliance would die even at the seventh level.

"Wait, don't do it yet!"

Just when the big man in animal skin couldn't help but strike first and made a way out, the dwarf spoke up.

Once they do it, they will definitely be buried in it.

Since there is a river god here, we should find a way to communicate with him so as to avoid disaster.

And that's what they came for.

...

"The river god... is the river god here? We came to meet you with good intentions." The dwarf lowered his posture.

Although the sound is not loud, it is clearly spread around.

Nothing happens!

The strange spirits at the bottom of the boat shook even more fiercely. If it weren't for the efforts of several seventh-level awakened people to keep the balance, the boat would have capsized long ago.

But even that...can't last long.

Three to five minutes fast, ten minutes slow, the boat will capsize!

"We're here on behalf of the Security Bureau, and we're asking the River God to meet you!" The dwarf hurriedly added.

At this moment, he didn't know whether it would be easy to move out of the security bureau, but there was no other way.

If this still doesn't work, he can only rush to the shore with the determination to die to see if he can find a chance.

Fortunately, the worst plan did not happen!

After the dwarf said this, the ghosts who were shaking the boat stopped, and their bloodthirsty eyes moved to the shore.

It seems to have received some kind of order!

Everyone on board breathed a sigh of relief.

"..."

"The River God doesn't want to see you, you go back, don't make an example, if you commit the crime again, let Wei Wu personally come and pick up your corpses!" A faint voice sounded.

Everyone looked intently, and finally found a small boat of the same standard in the pile of ghosts in the distance, with a boatman sitting on it.

Upon closer inspection, the boatman was actually blind.

Seeing that the strange spirits at the bottom of the river did not attack, at this moment the big man in animal skin made a bold decision after discussing with the others.

Row close to the boatman and try to figure out what's going on at the scene.

"..."

...

At this moment... the bodies of the boatmen on the boat were like mud, no matter how they ordered them, they did not dare to paddle.

It wasn't until the dwarf threw away a boatman and got off the boat that he saw what happened to his companions, and the rest of the boatmen rowed in fear.

Soon, the chain boats of several people came to the front.

"Hello, may I ask, what should I call you?" The dwarf said in a sincere tone, trying to make himself appear friendly.

The boatman in front of him looked like a ghost, but it seemed a little different from other ghosts, and they couldn't tell what it was for a while.

Qiao Yuan at the stern frowned and looked at the boatman carefully.

First Generation!

I didn't expect to meet a living first-generation ghost here.

"The servant of the river god," said the blind boatman.

The dignified first-generation foreign spirit, at least the seventh level, maybe even the eighth level, is actually a servant?

How powerful the river god behind this must be!

"We are really in a hurry to find the River God. This is a meeting gift, please accept it." The dwarf took out a large bottle of spiritual liquid from his pocket.

At a glance, it weighs more than ten kilograms.

Anyway, the Security Bureau will reimburse you, as long as the mission is completed!

The blind foreign spirit took the psychic liquid, sniffed it, and then poured it into the Quicksand River expressionlessly, as if what was just poured out was just ordinary mineral water.

The dwarf felt a little pained watching this scene.

But since the other party didn't say anything more, it proved that there was still room for negotiation, and the other party obviously knew about the Security Bureau, which further showed that the other party had a certain connection with the outside world.

Can talk!

"The war between the Security Bureau and the laboratory has reached the most critical stage. This time it is destined to end with the death of one of the parties. We are here for one purpose this time. I hope that the river god will inform the boatmen below and let the boat sail normally."

"Of course, the Security Bureau can pay double the previous shipping fee!"

The dwarf stated his purpose and conditions.

The particularity of the Quicksand River is enough to make these low-strength ordinary boatmen on an equal footing with the Security Bureau.

A small price is paid to avoid extra complications at this critical time.

As long as those boatmen agree to carry the awakened one across the river, the reward is not a problem!

Moreover, the "intermediary" of the boatman is also needed to mine the spiritual well in the future.

...

One second...two seconds...

Everyone waited anxiously for the servant's reply.

"The order of the river god will not be changed easily, you can go back." The blind boatman said coldly.

this……

The dwarf was taken aback for a moment, he really couldn't understand why the River God would reject such a deal that was obviously beneficial to him.

"In this case, let me put it another way, and ask the River God to change the location of the river at the entrance to the lab's secret realm."

"As long as the river course is changed, the Security Bureau is willing to give the River God a small secret realm."

Compared to the last requirement, this one looks much easier.

It did not violate the previous order of the River God, and gave the Security Bureau a chance.

As long as you don't fall into the quicksand river as soon as you enter the secret realm, simply crossing the river will not be difficult for everyone.

As long as you have the heart, you will always find a way!

For example, let some ghosts registered by the Security Bureau replace the boatman.

"..."

"I can't make the decision. Your appearance has already disturbed the river god. If you don't leave, I will let them eat you!" The blind boatman seemed a little impatient.

Immediately, the ghosts at the bottom of the river that surrounded the boat roared and swam towards the crowd, and those white skins that had been soaked in the river water for countless years glowed strangely.

"Don't... don't do this, since you can't make the decision, then let us go ashore, and we will talk to the river god in person." The dwarf said quickly.

"I won't let you disturb the river god's rest." The blind boatman was very firm.

"We can wait until the river god wakes up and we will meet." The big man with animal skin showed a simple and honest expression, and he was very cooperative with the dwarf.

In any case, let's go ashore first. In this narrow range of activities, it is not conducive to the performance of the seventh-level awakened person.

"..."

The sincere attitude of the two made the blind boatman hesitate for a while.

In such a moment of hesitation, the big man in animal skin and the dwarf looked at each other, and hastily launched a "verbal" attack.

"The river god is a god, so naturally he will not expel admirers from the audience. It is an honor for us mortals to see the true face of the river god."

Big man with animal skin: "Me too."

"And you are a servant of the River God, now you have an opportunity to promote the reputation of the River God. After we meet the River God and go back, we will definitely announce to the whole world that there is a true God in this world. Honorable River God!"

"Believe in the River God, and you will live forever!"

Big man with animal skin: "Me too."

"Actually, when I was young, I was often bullied by my peers because of my size. When I was desperate...Suddenly one day I had a dream. In the dream, I dreamed of a river. A vague figure in the river told me , what doesn't kill me will only make me stronger."

"To this day, I finally understand that it is the River God who awakened me in my dream!"

Big man with animal skin: "I too... I am different, the dwarf is right."

"..."

Qiao Yuan has seen countless people flatter him.

It was the first time to flatter a ghost.

Today he saw it, two powerful seventh-order awakeners took turns flattering the first generation.

Fortunately, this is the first generation!

In terms of emotion, it is almost the same as human beings.

The two sang together.

The dwarf's flattering skills are perfect.

Under the rainbow fart of the two, they directly praised the first generation and the river god who had never met before to the sky.

Even shorties convert on the spot!

Decided to believe in the river god from now on!

"..."

...

In short, the blind boatman was moved.

"now that……"

"Wait, I have something to say!" The man in the suit who had been silent all this time suddenly said.

The other two breathed a sigh of relief.

Flattering by two people is not as sincere as three people shooting together, but what the man in the suit said next directly stunned the two of them.

"I suddenly remembered a story, the name of this story is to attack Guo by means..."

The scene suddenly became extremely quiet!

The big animal-skinned man put away his simple and honest smile, his anger was undisguised, and his fists were crackling.

"what do you mean!"

They flattered for a long time, and they finally got to meet the river god, but you did this.

Take advantage of the way to attack Guo!

The Security Bureau made an excuse that after clearing the laboratory, they would return to trouble the God of the River?

His heart can be punished!

"..."

"You are not the one invited by Wei Wu!" The dwarf suddenly realized something.

"That's right, I'm from the laboratory." The man in the suit directly tore off his disguise.

What!

There are people on board who have infiltrated the laboratory!

Ignoring the two, the man in the suit looked at the blind boatman again.

"The last time the dean came to see the God of the River and discussed some things, this time I came here to speak for the dean."

"As for the entrances to the two secret realms, the laboratory has already made arrangements. Now, please ask the river god to let the water in the quicksand river flow out of the secret realm. After this is done, the dean will fulfill his original promise."

"..."

Swish!

The faces of the big man and the dwarf changed drastically!

Beast!

What a beast!

It's crazy!

You must know that most of the elite awakened people in the country are gathered outside, if this special river really flows to the outside world.

Facing the unsuspecting awakened... this kind of sudden attack...

Security Bureau may become history!

"I can't make the decision, I can take you to see the river god." The blind boatman said to the man in the suit.

Seeing this, the two big men in animal skin hurriedly followed, but were stopped by the boatman.

This is... the eighth level of strength!

This boatman's strength is actually eighth rank!

At the same time, the surrounding ghosts also stared at the two people on board fiercely.

It's over... It's over!

...

"Wait a minute, I still have something to say."

Qiao Yuan slowly stood up from the stern and straightened his clothes.

Finally, I took something out of my pocket.

"I also brought a meeting gift, this one is for you."

Qiao Yuan was holding a fresh, lively pout in his hand.

Big man with animal skin: "..."

dwarf:"……"

"My friend, you should not be from the laboratory. Now is not the time to talk about giving gifts. Let's join hands and kill the people from the laboratory first. We must not let him successfully meet the River God!" the dwarf said in a low voice.

At the same time, the big animal skin man's whole body is full of aura, ready to go!

"This is not an ordinary pouty mouth, this is the pouty mouth of the foreign spirit world."

"You have been here for so long, you must have not eaten something from your hometown for a long time."

"As long as you ask, boiled, sauerkraut, charcoal grilled...you can choose."

"..."

The blind boatman frowned, sniffed, and finally ignored Qiao Yuan.

"Hehe...you'd better keep this fish for yourself, it might be your last supper." The man in the suit sneered.

The situation seems to be a foregone conclusion.

"..."

Qiao Yuan slowly put away the ordinary cocked mouth produced by the transaction with Gui Tianping.

"As the first generation of strange spirits, to cooperate with the enemy who exterminates you, with a spirit like yours, there is no shame and no bottom line!"

"You still have the face to live in this world!"

"You are the most spineless ghost I have ever seen... the one with the most spineless."

"Since you are shameless, I will clean up the house for your king!"